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Nigeria is great. Please stay in Nigeria and enjoy, dont go to abroad ooooo

I'm saying this in the voice of "laptop boys..." According to them, Nigeria is heaven and no insecurity, food insecurity, qwarapption etc.

budaatum:
No, I don't. Besides, Eve never received any Yahweh rule and regulations as they were given to Adam before she was formed.

But let's dig deeper shall we, and ask why a Yahweh would create humans both male and female in his own image and tell them to eat every seed bearing fruit, and then create Adam to farm those fruits but not eat of them.

Digging even much deeper would be, who wrote the Yahweh story and why, and what effect does it have on those it programs?

Ref:
https://www.nairaland.com/7351620/story-adam-eve-makes-sense#117003826

https://www.nairaland.com/4357359/what-god#65207423

I don't fancy that Adam and Eve story, because it piss me off.

Youths wake up. No politician care for you. Imagine old people ruling us while young people are just wasting away because of these old people's corruption.

All you guys are lamenting

Samantha125:
I've never eaten them before.

You get em in prisonnn if you choose option B

APOPTOSIS:
It's not a Gender thing.
Nigerians are generally impatient.
They are always aggressive, loud & forceful.
Smart ones adjust immediately they land abroad else na License withdrawal ooo straight.
Mastering the act of calmness is a difficult case for most Nigerians to adopt.

See the way patients are addressed by female nurses too. 😭😭😭. After your encounter with them, you will choose between the deep blue sea & the devilllllllllL
Zero Professionalism. Zero courtesy!!!!

No be lie. Always rushing to gods knows where.

Samantha125:
Well, when we got married, we'd have made vows that till death do us apart.

So letter B it is...

You love watery beans

Jayhome24:
Google will answer you on that don't ask me.

We are saying enough is enough of banditry and jihaddist and some region carrying placards protesting calling bandit their husband and brothers how does that sound to you?

Pls stop it ok don't ask me question again pls.

Bro is afraid of them migrating to the South

Jayhome24:
Sorry to say this and I don't mean to be rude or with tribal sentiment: in as far the General is not from the South seriously I don't really care because I'm very upset at the Northern people seen them few days ago protesting carrying placards saying "Bandits are our husband and our brother" and El Rufai, Atiku, Sultan of Sokoto etc didn't come hard on the protesters I'm sorry I dont really care anylonger in as far it does not affect the South.

Sorry if I sound too raw I'm just upset at this people.

What if they migrate to the South some days?

chiagozien:
Nigeria is a country map out for destruction by God.

If he is destroying Nigeria, you will also become a victim of that destruction. Remember, you are not special than any Nigerian citizen. What will happen to one will also happen to all.

chiagozien:
The Almighty God that hates injustice which your Nigeria is known for.

He doesn't hate injustice. He loves it and can't live without it.

chiagozien:
Nigeria is a country map out for destruction by God

Which yeye goddd

Typing:
The Guy handsome die. Come still dey brave. He disgraced Wike and his over 50 security agents

A disgraced Minister

CapitalBank:
Do you sit a lot.

Sedentary lifestyle, with work time exception.

Khepheran Thuram and Marcuus Thuram

Letter A
Let them enjoy, few hours later, she packs her load to her papa's village.

Babatundehy:
There's one reason to know pot belly isn't healthy, no clothes from any culture or region of the world looks good on a person with pot belly, they mostly have bad postures, look like they're in a kind of an unending struggle, even breathing looks like work.
Well, to the potbellied and proud folks, you can make the family happy on a weekend or at a beach, just by laying down on that belly, have one of your kids sit on your feet, the other kid on your neck or head and the pot belly the fulcrum, you become a human seesaw.

Omo this is not nice oooo

Emeskhalifa:
Me wey my madam don change my name to pregnant man

The more I try to hit the gym, the more I crave for more food with an uncontrollable manner

When are delivering the baby?

IjeBos:
1.) Ur probably allergic/sensitive to the akpu you're eating. So your stomach is producing gas and getting bloated.
2.) What is a permanent potbelly?
3.) Honestly, the pics of the bodies you shown seem more like diabetes/a heart attack in the making. Fat around your stomach is a good indicator of health problems.

Na big men be that ooooo

It still doesn't change the fact that many people are suffering because of some few people's greed and wickedness.

Dynamicboss:
Those ones be big men o

Na so

femi4:
Unfortunately not everyone experience it. Some people can eat the world and their belly will remain flat

I wish I'm like that

budaatum:
The Eves are those who are not afraid to seek knowledge and share it with those who seek not, as Eve did with Adam.

They, those Eves, must however be aware that the consequence is being crucified, as the murder of Jesus and triplechoice here clearly show.

You don't see anything wrong in Eve's going against Yahweh's rules and regulations?

All righteous people hates or dislike a wicked politician. Take for instance; Joseph Fouche of the 1700 France Revolutionnn.

Lukuluku69:
Pot belly na stress o.

I remember a man when I was in the University back then, his belly is so big that it was so inconvenient for him to drive! The belly touches the steering wheels. He was my neighbour.

Too much belly fat is not good. Suspectible to so many health challenges.

Even if you tie me down and feed me for years, I no go get am.

Slim shady gang here

To breathe well will now become wahala. I think people should be educated on how to manage such cases.

Dynamicboss:
Tinubu don comot plenty potbelly by force in Naija

Na lie ooo
Enter Street and see men walking around like they have 6 months pregnancy

Ask Kobojonkie

Reloadedisraelp:
I don't believe it's related to stress.... How?

Obinna67:
they respect men with pot belly more

The potbelly is a sign that them be odogwu

Churchesss na business centre na

All those righteousness and holiness na acting.