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Face your front, marry your own wife and don't cheat on her. That solves it.

chaxking:
You no see ur name killjoy! See ur update trust no man, na ur type go end up as lesbian

Common free the lady jare. The word 'Man' could mean anything.

wenson:
Mah guy u too much no mind Op wit. him ebook

Na God too much jare.

Madamkilljoy:
He charmed me with love, that's the trick.

Exactly, a girl that loves you won't need to be tricked this way. I call my girlfriend anyday and anytime, she comes without second thoughts. If she tries to give me that I am busy shit, I would be like 'am I the one you are telling that one'? 'I will slap you ooo, you better start coming now before I die of missing you'.

calyb247:
Kai, all this stress just for a visit from a girl.. Simple, i just lie that am sick and she is running to my house.. It has always worked for me

Too much strategy for a simple thing. If you go through this stress to invite a girl to your house, then what stress are you going to pass through in order to get inbetween her legs? Leave all these OPs with their formula longer than third mainland bridge.

I don't think they do ... I might be wrong but everybody has an opinion. I have seen lots of men get slapped in the street of Lagos for touching asses. I have been with a lot of girls, when I kiss them and try to squeez their butt, they always find a way to remove my hands.. They may like it during sex or not, I don't really know. What I know is that they love it when you squeez their boobs.

Mehn, I don't really follow these rules when it comes to ladies. One thing you might want to know is that ladies have their different ways of thinking, acting and reciprocating. If you cannot sweet mouth a lady, then that is when you need all these so called rules. I don't need to read an ebook ask a lady out or to make her come to my house etc. Ask the girl the damn question, no be everybody sabi cook soup. If she says no now, find another way to make her change her mind. One thing is making her come to your house, another is making her suck your manhood for the rest of the day.

Me: I want to tell you something. I don't know if you will get angry.

She: Tell me, I won't get angry.

Me: forget it, I don't want to spoil this our on going friendship.

She: arrhannn, don't worry. I have promised you. I won't get angry at all. Just tell me.

Me: okay. I am not the kind of guy that invites girls to my house. In fact, I have never invited any girl to my house. Ohhh, I did invite a lady but the lady almost raped me in my own house. I ran away from home because of her. It is a long story I cannot tell. I just see you as someone who is close to me, I have noticed you are a good girl and you won't do that type of thing if I invite you over. Don't get me wrong, I just want to entertain and at least give you few drinks and a lot to eat, just to celebrate our newly found friendship. I don't know if you have a problem coming over. If you have a problem, then It is fine. I told you what I am about to say will get you angry.

She: lol, I am not angry. There is no big deal coming to your house. Did you just say a girl tried to rape you?

Me: Pick a date. I will tell you the full story when you come over. Don't even tell me no because I may come to your house to drag you over. If your dad looks at me and says, young man, where are you taking my daughter? I will look at him in the eyes and say, old man, this your angel of a daughter has been kidnapped by me. From now on, she is mine and mine a lone.

She: hahahahah, you are not serious. I can come tomorrow.

Gbam, trust me. When she comes. I will still find another means to have some fun with her. It is all about words bro. What to say, when to say it and how to say it. Sweet mouth can kill a lady, it can make her beg to come to your house. Lol..... Forget all these rules. They might not work.

Madamkilljoy:
OP: My first anger was directed towards your manner of advertising. It wasn't nice. You no see advert section instead of mentioning this your ebook thing here and there.

In addition, it's 'CHESS' not 'CHEESE', abi you wan teach her how to eat humans who look like cheese?

Finally, all those tricks won't work on me. Why? You no get sweet mouth like MEILYN

Hahahahaha, you just like flattering me abiii? See as you dey make my head swell. but you no good ooo. See as you just kill this OP joy.

Jobaye1:
A 2cm3 digester should last you about 4 - 5 hrs which is enough toncook beans.. Biogas is actually sequestering carbon emission, because if its left naturally to decompose to the atmosphere, its over 20 times more harmful than Co2.

I am still waiting for you to add me to the group sir.. 07033377498

Jobaye1:
Whats your whatsapp no lemme add you to the grp... follow on twitter @jobayeenv

please add me to the group sir. 07033377498

MrsChima:
I have gfs who are married to Ghanaian men.. they only complain their pussy sore a lot.

Believe this yeye woman at your own peril. I doubt she is a Nigerian.

These Ghanaian fools are always trying to prove why they are better than Nigeria.. Inferiority complex at its best.

mikron:
she is an actress not an actor

My friend. An actor is a male or female who act movies. Yes, females are also called actors.

[quote author=Wale112 post=35368576][/quote]Never diss Nigerians okay? You can't come to a Nigerian forum to say trash. Read more of your books and learn how to compose correct grammar. President's cup won't better your life in anyway.

Captainswag225:
wale112, u see what u have caused? Now stupp1d people like dis fool is calling ghanaian gals dirty.... Its a pity that am not in the mood to deal with him today.

Other continents may not seek Nigerian women that much but I tell you this minute. When it comes to men in Africa, Nigerian men are the most sort out for. Our ladies cherish us more than anything, they don't even look outside because we satisfy them enough.

kliq:
Lmao you seem to know much...reside in GH?

I have never been to Ghana in my life. I come across some of them selling Kenke and Banku in some parts of Lagos.

kliq:
I heard Ghanaian women are caring,we could do a trade by barter....what you think?

Most Ghanaian women are very dirty, you might go for the half casts or those ones who grew up in Nigeria. We really saved most of their women from dirtiness and sex addiction. We taught them how to do small shakara when it comes to men asking them for sex in a cheap way.

One of the most prominent actors in Ghana, that goes by the name Yvonne Nelson, was badly dealt with sexually and dumped by a guy called Iyanya. The said Iyanya is from Nigeria.

chiangyokay:
Yes it is..my new fb: http://fb.com/c0d3dh4ckl0rd

I just messaged you bro... Please do well to reply me.

chiangyokay:
Yes it is..my new fb: http://fb.com/c0d3dh4ckl0rd

Okay bro... I will contact you right away. Stay anonymous. I trust you anyway.

chiangyokay:
Yeah

Longest time.... Is that your number I want to contact you for something.

chiangyokay:
Hmmmm...

Oh boy how far now? So you are on Nairaland?

sukkot:
make u no overdo am ooooo. too much water dey kill people too. only 2 liters a day is enough

I am just exaggerating the whole thing sire. Loool.... My enemies no fit kill me now (In Nigerian man's voice).

sukkot:
ahhh well we thank God for your life. next time no eat a bucket of eba with only 2 sips of water

Hahahahaa, I no go even eat Eba again. I don drink about 50litres of water today. people dey ask me if I be bore hole.

sukkot:
oh yeah it was painful reading it too lol. remind me not to ever shake you ever lwtmb.

so you feel better now ? what method did you try ?

ask ishilove to put it on frontpage for you lol

I am good now bro. I washed my hands real good. lol

I took some stuff called Mist Alba. It really helped me to push down the deadly demon. Mehn, I havent experienced anything like this in my entire life.

sukkot:
my bros, how that lil problem you had yesterday ? you feel fine now ?

I am the OP of this thread. You can read the pains I went through. Lol

Where is my man Sukkot?

Flets:
Osun
Borno (since after BH invasion)
Adamawa
Kebbi
Kogi

They all have one thing in common. ..
..APC governed

You are a big fool. Kogi state is being ruled by PDP and Benue State is poorer than Kogi state. Where did you see Boko Haram in Kogi state? There was only one report of bomb blast years back but we havent heard anything since then.

Seunvense:
LWKMD...Dats a great war u just won...congrats

Hehehe, thanks a lot.

izzieman:
Abi me with you na from the same village? I got it here too, tried all the tricks you tried to no avail.

I ate a whole bunch of almonds yesterday and my sh*t has literally become cement. An internet search told me that almonds are known to cause constipation. I have tried everything possible and have almost given up. I will be going to a drug store shortly to get something to let out the crap.

This is definitely something you won't wish on your enemy. Goodluck with yours man!

I battled with mine last night bro.... Check this thread and see how I overcame this devilish problem.
https://www.nairaland.com/2413451/hurray-hard-stool-finally-came

I wish Lalasticlala or Ishilove can just put this thread on fp. It might help those having the same problem and secondly, people on the first thread asked me to give them feedback. Please, I know you have tried but just put this one on fp. Abeg...