₦airaland Forum

jonaifame22:
Wow!tahnk God u're awake now,atleast u didn't die tru sleepn,some pple ain't got dis testimony

What are you saying sir? Are you sure you are on the right thread? , maybe you lost your way bro.

IamLEGEND1:
No to sound mean or bad-belleish
bg were those screenshots really necessary with all the flawed english and cringe-inducing chats?

and u no get 3G for ur area ni?

I get 3G but na me decide to leave am for edge. It all boils down to choice.

IamLEGEND1:
No to sound mean or bad-belleish
bg were those screenshots really necessary with all the flawed english and cringe-inducing chats?

and u no get 3G for ur area ni?

Lol, mehn, must you Critisize? I wasn't writing an application to a company, neither was I writing an English essay. The screenshots weren't necessary but I just decided to put it up. This is nairaland and we all know some guys demand to see pictures before they believe any story.

alberto2k:
and u opened a thread for it?

very dumb!

Yes I did, to help guys. The problem with some guys is that they don't know what to tell ladies. This May give them an insight. It may be dumb to you but it doesn't make it dumb to everybody.

Some screen shots...

This fake dream that I never dreamt just made my day. I told a girl this dream and the end result was wow. You can try it too, it may work for you. Lol....

Blessing: Good morning

Meilyn: Morning dear

Meilyn: How was your night?

Meilyn: I hope it was worth while?

Blessing: Yea nd yours?

Meilyn: Mine was the best.

Meilyn: I don't know what you have done to me.

Meilyn: I hardly think about a person the way I think about you.

Meilyn: I even dreamt about you last night.

Blessing: Waw

Blessing: Pls tell me abt d dream

Meilyn: Hmmmmm

Meilyn: It isn't something you want to hear.

Meilyn: I better keep it to myself.

Blessing: Tell me, I will love to hear it

[6/20, 12:44 PM] Meilyn: Okay, if you insist...

Blessing: Plsssssss

Meilyn: In the dream, we boarded the same airplane and you did something to me that made me angry.

Meilyn: We exchanged words and we went our separate ways.

Meilyn: When I arrived my destination. I was assigned to a big company in America.

Meilyn: I had a bath, wore my suit and headed to the company, only to find out you were the CEO of the company.

Meilyn: Before then, I swore I hated you, I even told my friends about how rude you were on the plane.

Blessing: Ehen continue.

Meilyn: I went to the company and the Secretary ushered me in, I was treated with respect.

Meilyn: I got into the office and I was like. Ohhh, my God, you this rude lady again? Are you here for a job or what?

Meilyn: I wonder the kind of company that would employ you.

Meilyn: Suddenly you became nice. You told me to sit down.

Meilyn: I sat down and you asked me for some documents and what I had to offer to the company. My head became straight at that moment.

Meilyn: I told you everything and I began to like you at that moment. I apologized to you and told you that I never knew you were that nice.

Meilyn: I asked you out to lunch and you agreed.

Meilyn: We had lunch. It didn't just end there.

Meilyn: We fixed another date and we had a great time.

Meilyn: We became so close and it got to a time, I don't know how it happened but we just started kissing and holding hands etc.

Meilyn: We were pals, we worked together and we liked each other.

Blessing: Waw, are you serious?

Meilyn: I invited you to my house, you came, I prepared a meal for you. It was magical.

Meilyn: Gbam, like magic like magic.

Meilyn: You were in my room. We kissed and romanced, I was on top of the world. We did a lot of touch touch. As I was about to do the main thing. I just heard, Sammy wake up abeg.

Meilyn: Where you keep that my novel?

Blessing: Lolzzzzzz, hahahaha, that person spoil show.

Meilyn: I wanted to strangle my sister.

Meilyn: I was so annoyed ehhnnnnn.

Blessing: Sha I am happy.

Meilyn: I tried to sleep again but the dream didn't come back. I was now dreaming about one fat woman beating her son for a reason I don't know.

Blessing: lol , I pray ur dream comes true.

We chatted for some minutes after I told her this dream. This came like a surprise. This girl is so beautiful, I have been planning on how to ask her out, she just made my job easy.

Lol, this is really funny.

Ona no well. God forbid. I no fit sleep with ashawo even if na free. Guys that are less romantic find it difficult to maintain a decent lady. People like us do not bother about spending too much on a lady. They spend on us most of the times. Paying for sex is something I detest with a passion.

Darteyyyy:
Your lines are lame....

Sorry to say.

But you need to go back to school.

Bros, me and you get fight before? I am sorry to say too but I am here to learn and also to improve my vocabularies. Yes, I am not in the university yet, my schooling is still going on.

I rather commit suicide than go to this university.

MrsChima:
Floats my boat dear.

Dont mind me... I was thinking boats roll. It was a mistake ooo.... I am off. You get that When you type in a hurry.

I am out. Lol, it was nice chatting with you all, especially Wezma. Mrschima no dey downground your people ooo. You no dey try at all.

MrsChima:
Lol@being hurt by Nigerian men.

Actually I have good memories with the Nigerian I have dated and is married to one but don't go messing up my ministry jor!

South African men are better than Nigerian men.

Hahaha, anything that floats your boat mam.

lefulefu:
guy only u ?

baba, me I no send oo.

MrsChima:
You call mixing bad color combos and mismatch patterns dress to impress?

Haba!

Hahahahaha, this one is obviously jealous. I dont want to get involved in this. I know what you are looking for but I am sorry I can't give you that.....

MrsChima:
Yes...Ghana men have that rich skin...beautiful! Nigerian men are money hunvry, wh0res, and dropping kids all over the globe.

Be warned!

Haahahaha, you must have been with a few wrong people. You speak like someone who is in pains. Please, dont insult the integrity of all Nigerians because of the mistakes of a selected few. So GhanaIan men are more handsome, romantic and intelligent than Nigerian men? Lool, I find this funny.

MrsChima:
You do not want to date or marry Nigerian men!

They are horrible husbands, fathers, and providers. Get a Ghana man.

Lol, this issue of generalizing your little success (SuckSex) with Nigerian men is overwhelming. South Africans marry Nigerian men and they have been living fine. Ghanaian ladies even seek Nigerian men. Lol, what is your point?

Wezma:
SO naira confuses me. if I where to come to Nigeria for a week, how much spending money would I need to have a fairly decent time.

I think 1 South African Rans is about 15naira. It depends on where you want to stay, the stipulated time and the money you need would be calculated in that regard.

Nigerians in general. It is seen in my country as tribalistic to single out the Igbos and say they do anything to survive. My tribe is one of the minority tribes in Nigeria, the Igala tribe (Google would help you a lot ), we share same ancestry with the Igbos but we are different people. Our men are handsome and ladies are beautiful just like the Igbos. History has it that the two Tribes lived together and were close friends before the British came over to create a divide.

The Igbos have this love for a good life, so they work hard to achieve great things, they are intelligent people. There is this saying that 'You can't cheat an Igbo'. I really admire them a lot. My tribe doesnt have make good life a necessity but everybody would attest to the fact that we are accommodating people.

The dress sense of Nigerian tribe is fantastic. Hausa, Yoruba, Igbo, Benin and some other minority tribes in Nigeria dress so well. In fact, we dress to impress. Lol

Wezma:
Somebody please tell me how I should reply directly to a comment, I just joined the fourm and im cluless and I cant read(its the end of my working day and my brain has already given up)

THANK YOU BATMAN SEEVEN for coming to my defense. Lets not mind narrow minds...

AAAND.. Meilyn, very true, YOU MEN (I hope you don't mind me using that term) can really do a lot to survive, especially IBO/IGBO (somebody please educate me on the spellings) oh! (and yes I have heard and personally seen a lot of underground work happening by Ibo people)

I came to your defence and not other wise. At the bottom of every post, there is a QUOTE. Click on it and reply.

Sveen:
Xenophobia

Stop being a nuisance to this forum. If you don't have anything to say then you better keep quiet please. If she was Xenophobic would she be creating this thread?

Wezma:
as for citizenship, @ Meilyn AHAHAHAHA ive seen a few cases it was tragic, God forbid that happening to me.

Lol, then you need to shine your eyes. Nigerian men are wiser than any country men you can think of. Most of us go to the extreme for a better life. There are enough good Nigerians out there though. I am one of them but I dont like singing my own glory. lol

starlingslimnet:
Wetyn wa for this thing now.. u better confess which one u dey use on those chicks

I don confess. Oya read my first post.

The sweet words work the magic. In fact, I have been winning hearts with sweet words.

Me: Baby, I feel very sick.......

She: What is wrong with you, have you taken drugs? Have you gone to see a Doctor?

Me: Yes I have. The illness is very severe and complicated. The doctor said I am suffering from the lack of vitamin U. I have taken all the drugs in the world but no improvements. The Doctor said Vitamin U is a disease of the heart, only the kisses from the girl I love can cure it. He also gave me prescriptions. You in the morning, you in the afternoon and more of you in the night.

She: hahahha, you are not serious. You almost scared me. I was worried and I thought you were sick for real.

Me: If you are really worried, then prepare yourself and head to my house right away. I need a lovely lady, a caring woman, the most beautiful creature in the world by my side in this moment of the sickness of you. At least, with you by my side I won't want to die. I don't want to miss those pretty things at the front of your chest, your lovely kisses and your wonderful smile. Even if I die, I go warn God make him no try nonsense with me ooo. Ehenn God so you dey jealous me abii? Allow me enjoy the rest of my life with the most beautiful creature wey you create.

Watin I dey even write? Una bye bye joor.

Wezma:
I totally agree Meilyn, it does boil down to compatibility....

and I know yopu cant have 100 wives, your "asset"will tire hahaha, any man's asset would gee!!

Loool, your head is there. Well, some men are very strong though. Mind you, we have people who married at least 50 wives in the world today. Yea, you are right, find a Nigerian man that is compatible, he must be down to earth, kind and loyal. Make sure he loves you though, most Nigerian men would do anything just to have a stay in South Africa.

Edit

Any man who cannot put up with who you are doesnt deserve you... Trust me, I have been with a lot of stubborn girls and I find ways to adapt. You being stubborn makes the relationship more interesting. I try my best to understand a lady before doing anything stupid like breaking up etc...

Wezma:
Meilyn you just made my head hot with ur very downgrading comment, mind you I cook great rice n food red stew BUT I hate the smell of egusi so I cant eat it. AND to ZAIKON, maybe....I can be stubborn at times.. lol... but haven't met a guy strong enough to hold this down... hahaha

Heyyy, I was only joking. How can I get married to 100 wives lol.... You believed that shi.t? Well, it is all good. Nigerian girls can't prepare your native food and vice versa. So I don't think that was degrading. Please, try to cool your head. Lol....

I am married to 100 wives, 99 are from South Africa, the last one of them is from Nigeria. I can authoritatively tell you that South African girls rock. Yes, none of them can prepare me Egusi soup or Ogbono but they are the best when it comes to bed matters. The Nigerian girl handles my kitchen and prepares me delicious Nigerian delicacies, while the South Africans dance in my room with their one of a kind hips. South African ladies are beautiful and they can make an impotent man enjoy sex. I have never been to South Africa in my life but I really wish this my dream comes to pass. , I must taste South African punnany ooo.

If you know say work don tire you, you no go resign? I think that solves the problem.

grosy:
it was a mistake i did. Ar u perfect witout any errors b/4?

I am sorry. I didnt mean to look down on you. Please, I also need a job in bank of industries. Hahahha

I think they believe bearded guys are matured. It depends on the kind of beards though.