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Dafungames:
Please does the Redmi 13C device you use have OTG function? You can simply go to the settings click the search bar and search for OTG.

Please help me do this it's an important function for Microphone.

Just seeing this.... The result 😃

chariisGRACE:
Una two dey maaad!
🤣😂🤣😂

Why? Wetin happen?

I got mine almost same amount last Saturday. One week gone.... So far so good. I mean redmi 13C

GeneralZodd:
I am somewhere in Bahamas on vacation resting as Tpain wan injure Nigerians with fuel increment

It's been a while here, most especially on Ur dollar biz. I dey enjoy the vibes.
As for Tpain, na God go judge am for us.

GeneralZodd!! Where are you?

These guys should know that there's an angel eyes (drone) watching over them. Unfortunately, this angel is armed with bombs
What a faster way to meet 72 totos!! Greedy mofos even at death.

So many clowns everywhere. Wetin consign DSS with this?

Why can't wike just move on with his life? Not that he is idle. Why fingering the politics of your state that you were just an immediate past governor? Tufiakwa!!!
A greedy soul.

The days of talking about nuclear sites and nuclear deal about Iran will soon be over. Opportunity to destroy those sites has arrived. They are lucky Donald Trump is not in power. This is the best time to shred that nonsense nuclear whatever once and for all.

Israel should recalibrate or change the coordinate of one ICBM to locate FFK as he wan swallow eba and oha soup.

Pearl1910:
Nothing special to be honest... I have been singing it here for many years.
1. U have to be prepared to work hard, start early and close late.
2. Avoid traffic as much as u can. Traffic is a time waster. Medium trips in the morning and evening within VI, Lekki Phase 1, Ikeja, Yaba etc rather than enter long trip and meet traffic.
In the evening rush hour, I would rather do VI to Yaba and back to VI/Lekki. Or VI to Phase 1 and back to VI, than enter 2hrs traffic on Vi to Ogba or VI to Ajah.
Although traffic is not much again now, so u can always check ur gmap before u decide whether to take the trip or not.
3. Except it's a very long surge and juicy trip, Don't take trip to where u will not easily get a trip back from. I will rather do 3, N2,000 trips each within VI than do VI to Sangotedo or VI to Satellite town for 10k. Sometimes back to back short short trips pay more than long trip that's is not back to back.
4. Master residential and commercial area dynamics very well to know how to position yourself and were to accept trips to per time.
5. Target long trips when u r against traffic.
6. Avoid corner corner roads like Ejigbo, Alimosho, Agege axis. U will spend time on the trip but cover shorter distance.
7. Balance your time, and your fuel consumption to maximize profits. If u stay too long and u aren't getting a good trip, Instead of driving empty to reposition yourself, u can take a "silly" trip which can cover your fuel cost. E.g u have stayed in GRA for too long and u begin to think of repositioning, u can accept a trip from Isaac John to opebi or allen. Just so your time wasted is not completely invain. Some people will rather drive empty than pick a short trip. That mindset has to change in this era of expensive fuel.
8. Never do big boy for bonus, if u can chop it, then gladly go for it. U know how difficult it is to make 10k so if u see 10k or 5k bonus, don't joke with it.
9. Don't be distracted when u see trip to Christ embassy/Redeem camp, Ota, Ibeju or Agbara for big money. U may end up regretting taking the trip as d energy, fuel and time u will waste to get back to civilization will not b worth the fare trip. Although, sometimes u can be lucky to get a return trip back to town from outskirts.
10. Don't overspeed, don't accelerate sharply, drive carefully and gently, I don't exceed 80km/hr even on third mainland bridge on a Sunday morning. If u drive speed, u waste more fuel and arrive earlier, double loss to you.
11. Stick to the "L" shaped trunk of Lagos metropolis. From Berger to Chevron. U can cherry pick other destinations occasionally especially public holidays or weekends.
12. All these points can be very subjective to particular timing and circumstances, it can also be a function of luck and God's grace.

Typically, most people learn from personal experience so someone will still read this and take a trip to Igboelerin, then come to d thread and lament "I have been here since 2hrs, I no see trip, is there something wrong with my app, what can I do to get out of here?"

My Oga, u said it all. This should be pinned at every page to save newbies from asking questions or one asking them to start from page one.
But u see that number 9 eh, I laff!!!
When I started newly, na so I saw a trip to mofe axis from ikeja with a juicy price. I quickly accepted it, only for the rider to stop along the expressway. Men, I wan mad (though, he told me he would go back, but something else came up). It pained me o. I had to drive further down to make a u-turn. As a newbie then, I no wan cherry pick or anyhow passenger along. I ended up blowing empty, racing a Peugeot 607 and 07 Toyota Corolla back to ikeja. 😁😁
After that day, I swore not to pass V.I -lekki route. Except on Sundays!!
Well done Sir!!





607 dey move oooo. The Corolla was left behind

[quote author=richmond500 [s]post=132091532] [s]Bro, when MJ died, I was about writing waec, that is not infomie generation.
He was popular but not much popular than Celine Dion or Westlife, infact he was up there with Celine and I can't tell who was more popular between them, if you were part of that generation u will know that Celine Dion was as popular as MJ, his popularity sky rocketed after his death, imagine if CR7 die today. His funeral will dwarf MJ.
If they are in this generation where u could pick phone and see them easily, he won't be a religion, MJ used the power of invisibility to gather cult-like followership. When u appear too much and people see u always, ur value drops, this is what is happening to CR7.
If MJ was still alive, you won't compare them, more than half his fans knew about him after he died.

MJ does not have a single song except that is far much more popular than "Titanic" or "I have a dream"? even heal the world cant challenge those two songs he is not where u drop him.[/quote][/s]
Even CR7 go vex for u

billyoung:
Hello all
I need this model of BMW 3 series for drifting and stunts.
If you know of any one anywhere in naija whether working or not or even abandoned in a mechanic workshop contact me.
A handsome reward (100k minimum) awaits the finder.
This is the exact type I need (padded).

Find @Auto_poacher for X (twitter). He fit find am for u. He dey see things o

@pope191, don't u think a second 'machete greetings ' as a reminder will be needed.
A World class letter

pope191:
3 Balablu Street
Ipokia
5th Sept 2024


Dear Pearl,
Machete greetings in the name of our maker. In other for no long thing, can you please be posting every 9 minutes to avoid repetition of what happened in 1972. Where the generator at the backyard suddenly went off and on getting to check what could have happened, we only saw a long wire that led us to Cotonou. The lord will honour you, may you not sleep the sleep of General Sani Abacha. May you not embark on a trip of no return. Please let your page keep showing Pearl is typing… don’t put stone on the pad ooo 🤦‍♂️

Yours Sincerely,
Sodiq Pope.

YeyeGbami:
Naso this weyrey wan kill me and my folks around may, lagos ibadan express way around sagamu interchange. If 2 say i dey speed gan ni na calamity

Years back, when Mitsubishi L300 was reigning, I was on a first bus heading to onitsha from Enugu, early morning trip. One mad man (I don't know if he was actually mad, though he appeared like one) started crossing the road as we were approaching. Men, the driver was on 120/130 km/hr, he didn't touch the brake pad o. He smashed the man with the side of his bus and kept moving. Everyone in the bus screamed, only for he to tell us that at times they are criminals/armed robbers in disguise. Once u stop, e don be. Moreover, on a highway, that u don't just stop like that.

But we know in Nigeria, if police catch u, wahala.

Meanwhile, on my way back same day around 2pm, that same mad man was caught by the police at a checkpoint and they were flogging him with koboko .

F-16 that has not been crashing don reach Ukraine faint. Hian!!

I just can't type 😭

Could he be the one being talked about?

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Na him make me know Awe.

Just a sad day![/color]

God!!!
I became worried about his absence on NL for like 2 months. I had to send him msg.
Though I later called and someone answered like his second. I asked if he traveled out, he said yes. Today, I checked his profile on NL and I saw his last seen was few days ago.

Ah ah ah..... I thought police is ur friend and bail is free. Which kain thing be this?

Typicool8:
Where u wan put obaseki

na true oooo.
Obaseki, Oshimole, igbenidion

E be like say Dem no know who be tinubu of aso rock. That tinubu go dust am and retain am for 30 yrs and more.

Baz0001:
Se you dey mock me nii?
you follow them to report my account? cos na only this thread them dey block my account.
I no even know if this na block or ban...
Any small dragging with that Tinubu APC tout gbam dem don block me.
If not for Barbiturate's accident and i want him to take advantage of the platform, i would have just waka pass

Haba! How can I ? U na my man nah!! I was trying to reach u via email, when I noticed this.

IFSHR:
As you ask Baz him former acct, I say make i log in check mine..

Nooo! Looks like his BAZ001 has gone AWOL. Not his bolt acct.




U! U wan go online from Europe to sangotedo

kelvinmnet:
Good morning everyone, my friends 07 accord jerks when entering gear 2. This usually happens when the car is cold but when driven for sometime and fully warmed up, there is no jerk when changing gears. The level/impact of jerk is dependent on the acceleration speed.

He has scanned the transmission several times but there is no error code.
Also, when slowing down, you feel a slight jerk, like changing from gear 2 to gear 1.

Transmission has been serviced with original Honda DW-1 tranny oil, solenoids have also been washed even though there is no error code.
Kindly assist to know what the issue is.

99.5% sure, buy another gearbox.
0.5% grace of whatever u worship.

Na so the gearbox of that car dey do and it will make u do all u have done.
E happen to me. Same model

Baz0001:
Did you ask the guy if he had valid Insurance 3rd party ?
you guys been missing out on insurance in Lagos.
I've shared on this thread my experience with 3rd party insurance after all the fixes i still had 80K left.
Insurance company will buy you brand new bumper, brand new light not tokunbo and workmanship your Kazeem self go happy.

Secondly if its an online trip on bolt or uber you know you and your rider will be compensated? as at 2021 it was 90k each.
I know bolt wont like this.

What happened to ur former acct?

Barbiturate:
Sorry bro, but this your own is mild compared to mine. So you dey use double silencer! Is your car 6 plugs?

Honda civic

This one na Nigerien. Porous border

Glithronix:
😁😁😁

If plane could..... Why not cars

pheelhip:
Wetin shock you?
Why the deep sighs

U know nah
We dey till the end of the show.

Guy Papa fit tell our comrade to drop him at the airport and send his acct details. Once Guy Papa reach U.K, he go wire pounds to am.

Hmmn!

Toyota and their wack design. They should 🔥 their staff assigned to product and design.