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Car Talk / Re: Tell Us Your Car Fault Lets Assess And Fix Them by mejai(m): 6:08pm On Feb 06, 2023
Engr Kingreign, I don come again o. I helped out a neighbor to start his car with my battery. No jumper cable around, we had to do it normal transfer. I was carried away when putting it back to my compartment. This act signalled parking light with a buzzing sound. When I noticed, I rearranged the terminals how it should be. Now engine is not cranking, no light in the instrument cluster, nothing is working except the horn. What could have happened? Honda DC.
Politics / Re: Naira: CBN Begs Nigerians, Vows To Stop POS ‘Extra’ Charges by mejai(m): 4:19am On Feb 04, 2023
grin
As if no be queue people dey do b4. This man sef!!

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 8:08pm On Feb 03, 2023
Glithronix:
I still dey wonder how many drivers wake as early as 5am to hustle. lipsrsealed
When I started new, I did it like twice and I wouldn't say I enjoyed it. E no work with my spirit at all.
That time na when sleep start dey sweet my belle. grin

Those who wake by that time are drivers who always gross 50k upward on daily.
Now imagine such drivers come dey settle for 25k gross on indrive, dem go get annoyed. grin
I have said it before, if you be bolt driver who gross 40k minimum on a daily, you would hate indrive, cos 40k on normal day ain't guaranteed on indrive at all.
Na lazy drivers like us this indrive fit well well.
Now, the picture is clear. cool
Much respect, bosses.
Office work no go fit u again. E don be 🤣😂

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Politics / Re: Rivers Knows Our Chosen Presidential Candidate- Wike by mejai(m): 12:19pm On Feb 02, 2023
Ewu!
Wike park well, u don dey play too much. Man up and play ur card. Who dey follow u do dis rubbish?

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 8:35am On Feb 02, 2023
pocohantas:


I NEVER said this. I would have expected someone as old as you are to know where to draw lines. REFRAIN FROM QUOTING ME OUT OF CONTEXT!!! Thank you!
Aha!! I thought as much. Since I read that comment, I took it upon myself to dress and smell nice, yet sugar I no see. Biko, let me revert back to my normal way. Abi, Gentlelife50, Readadream and Yeyegbami, una see any honey babe? grin

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 9:59pm On Feb 01, 2023
Gentlelife50:

It kills the whole car sef no be only engine, I won't argue
Even the driver sef.... At a greater risk
Autos / Re: A Well Pimped GS 2008 Up For Sale by mejai(m): 9:10pm On Jan 31, 2023
End shall never wonder...

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Politics / Re: Tinubu: Peter Obi Denied Jesus Christ Three Times In The Bible (Video) by mejai(m): 8:58pm On Jan 31, 2023
And christians there didn't stone this dead rat?
Politics / Re: Tinubu To Use Ekwueme Square Built By Peter Obi For His Campaign In Awka(photos) by mejai(m): 5:05pm On Jan 30, 2023
See better strong road. No be that lekki-epe expressway tinubu company built. Once one cup of water rains, the road will scatter. Road wey never reach how many years sef?

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 12:14pm On Jan 30, 2023
lexaydfg:
Good day guys... It is so nice to be here..

I want to start business as a driver.. I have a car...

I don't even know where to start. I'm still waiting for my temporarily driver license so I can start in full..

I have been reading and reading.. But I haven't fully grasp the ins and outs of the business.

Please can someone direct me to where I can read what I need to know about the business.. Uber/bolt/taxify/indrive and the rest.. The prons and cons as I'm a new member of this great team..

Cheers guys.. Do have a pleasant day
Start from Page 1 grin

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 6:18am On Jan 30, 2023
Y1nka:
Transporters in the house.
First of all I hail una!


Please I need advice base on experience o.

So we just cleared some cars and one of them - a benz e350 2006 (Toks) caught my attention after we recently fixed gear.

I would like to travel with this car to Molete (Kwara state) between 8th -12th February (next month) but i dont know what is both legal and street OT way of moving UNREGISTERED VEHICLE To and fro!

So please:

1- what legal reason can I have to move tokunbo from lagos to Kwara and back without ownership documents. Only Customer and clearing papers. Toks

2- if legal reason dey, abeg what should i expect on the road as regards driving a toks inter state, legal wise and street wise?

3- lastly car is of low clearance profile to the ground , is the road merciful for this kain car?


Note:

License is intact and up to date.

Vehicle clearance and C papers are original (no backdoor).

I am used to traveling (cotonou, ekiti and edo) but ONLY in used and registered vehicles with papers always up to date. So I’m developing a cold feet to doing toks without getting in trouble.

Better safe than sorry.


My Ogas

dru23
Gazzuzz
Tojahh
Gentlelife
Pearl1910
&any one i forgot.

(The picture below is irrelevant as its of the car maintenance, but i need you to respond)
I am not experienced with such experience. But I suggest you abort mission. The stress u may encounter may not be funny.
U just summarized everything at the bolded/highlighted part..... QED!!
Politics / Re: The Meaning Of The Sign On Bola Tinubu's Cap (Pictures) by mejai(m): 6:14am On Jan 30, 2023
Na juju man.
Tinubu= infinity logo

Orji Uzor = likes white clothes

Rochas Okorocha = always having a robe on his neck.

A lot of them are carried.
Car Talk / Re: 10 Most Reliable 6 Cylinder Engines by mejai(m): 10:21pm On Jan 29, 2023
nurey:


Here in france we don't do Voluvo
what is 'U' doing in Volvo? 😡😡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 5:24pm On Jan 29, 2023
Cheerfulgiver, I greet o. U no wan pop in?
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 10:22pm On Jan 27, 2023
abefeabebi:
Good day house,
pls is it advisable to remove thermostat from a car.
Had issue with my radiator today, leaking and the next thing my mechanic said they normally remove thermostat for the fan to start work immediately. Is that so?

And what am reading online concerning removing thermostat is not advisable ooooo.
The answer u seek lies in ur inquiry.
Na from joint I dey answer u o. This orijin dey fight with fish for my system Sha. cheesy

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 9:42pm On Jan 27, 2023
Barbiturate:


Triangle grin

You no like parallelogram
Barbi😄

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:14am On Jan 27, 2023

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:26pm On Jan 26, 2023
GAZZUZZ:


bypassed fuses all of them.
Tanx Chairman for passing by🏍️
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 7:18pm On Jan 26, 2023
VaselineCrew:


It’s an Avensis.

All the systems just started shutting down one by one

Brakes
Speedometer
Power steering

I now parked and see smoke billowing from the engine bay.

The shhh just kept burning, even after using about half a fire extinguisher can on it, until we got the bright idea to disconnect the battery.

As soon as the battery was reconnected, it started burning again, which means the abs module is always powered whether the car is on or off as long as the battery is connected,

I have read a couple articles online that detail cars being burnt down at car parks cause the abs just started burning, and no one was around to notice or stop it.

It’s quite a scary situation, honestly. Now I don’t even want to park anymore with my battery head still connected, but that would mean the computer would have to relearn idle rpms and stuff, but I’ll take that over a burnt vehicle.

Below is a pic of the burnt abs module. You can see that it’s the computer that is burnt. Not sure how the computer is isolated from the pump, but maybe brake fluid leaked into the computer and caused it to short out, just a theory.


https://www.nairaland.com/5908302/mans-toyota-corolla-2013-caught/1
I think Gazzuzz had a thread about it later. Contact him for solution. It was common with Corolla of south African model.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 3:56pm On Jan 26, 2023
Biko nu where is Felicity001?

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 12:04pm On Jan 26, 2023
Gentlelife50:

Bro what he's saying is truth, most of those Guys aren't active drivers but just want to take advantage of the union thing, just watch out very soon we will have stickers monthly or yearly dues and stuffs like that if such thing happens.
I have even heard some of those Guys that were doing this union something were giving slots in this lagride stuff, they are all big boys now.
All the while they were using the union thing to chase their own interests.
At a point government wanted ehailing drivers to paint thier cars certain color. You remember?
A lot of drivers frowned against it, because government didn't provide this job and didn't do anything to improve it besides it's my car and that's not what's obtainable elsewhere, it was easy to fight it because there was no union and no known means to actually identify ehailing drivers assuming there was a union trust me it would have come to fruition.

A lot of drivers cry because of the high percentage of bolt commission but don't know what is exactly going on behind the scenes, bolt aren't the only people taking that commission you see.

It took a lot before government forced them into it, take a lot at those delivery Guys and see how they suffer in the hands of those agberos that's exactly what will be happening any day you form any union.

There many unions in this country, how many of them have really improved the warfare of it's members? The leaders are just out there to take advantage of them, you will regret it if any union come on board and start dictating things for you.
U see! Too much vawluence u support on this thread. U like war grin

A valid point though.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 12:03pm On Jan 26, 2023
VaselineCrew:


True talk bro.

My car almost burnt down last week cause the abs module started burning, even with the car off and parked.

That is how i had to remove 90k to buy abs module, omo the tin pain me no be small.

God is in control sha, and I thank God that I was there when it was burning, and it did not start burning while I was sleeping cause I would have lost the whole car to fire.

However, it is still painful to have lost that money for useless abs that I don't even use.
Is ur car Toyota Corolla south African model?
Romance / Re: How To Avoid Sudden Death During Sex - (advice To Men) by mejai(m): 9:19am On Jan 26, 2023
Na me dey like una posts Sha. Funny comments.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 6:11am On Jan 26, 2023
Crvrider:


You see this thing when pearl dey talk, me I no get, in fact there's no day I leave the house without opening the bonnet of my car. Due to prior experience I've had with over heating, I look my dashboard while driving more than a lady look mirror wearing makeup sef. So, instead of carrying spare of everything like he does, I'll just tow another crv so now I know I really have two of everything.
I have been expecting such comment. Year never go far, but collect the comment of the year award grin

I don laught tire. Pearl1910, see wetin u cause.
Henceforth, na to put our car replica inside boot 😂😂🤣🤣😀😀
God have mercy on this thread 😁

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Politics / Re: Festus Keyamo Reacts To Melaye's "Emi Lokan" Mockery Dance by mejai(m): 10:08am On Jan 25, 2023
Nobody owes us apology. Shurup!
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 3:02pm On Jan 22, 2023
How conversant are we with our instrument cluster (dash)?
A single change or flash means a lot. Eg, slight rise in temperature gauge, oil pump flash, battery flash, etc, even notorious check engine light (we Sabi ignore that) 😀.

Coming to the mechanical aspect, do we also pay attention to the noise from the car? Someone like me, extra sound I hear, e don be.
B4 I leave in the morning, I pay attention, to the car, start the car, watch and listen to sights and sounds of the vehicle, check all fluid even the belt, should be inspected.

U see, I hate blasting music too. Cos one wahala fit start u no go know on time.

But there are issues that might start and won't give u chance to get to ur mechanic. Example..... Entering potholes suddenly and fiam, something don scatter😀

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 2:48pm On Jan 22, 2023
Which party I go support now? Team Pearl or Team e no dey give sign.
Anyways, I believe in my driving experience, cars give sign b4 it fails, 90% of the time.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 9:39am On Jan 21, 2023
Tgiirl:
Good day sir and Ma

I need your expertise on this.

My in-law uses Nissan Rogue 2014 model. Before he travelled he topped the CVT gear oil with abor oil.

When he starred the suv to go out. The vehicle refuse to drive or reverse.
We called a nearby mechanic and all he said was the gear is bad without even checking anything.


Pls what can be done
Abro oil in a CVT transmission? We die!!! Say no more, only divine intervention fit save the gear or buying another one.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: You Can Now Use Regular Emojis On Nairaland by mejai(m): 6:36am On Jan 21, 2023
🥴emi lokan
Travel / Re: Launch Of The First Beam Of The Opebi-Mende Link Bridge (Photos) by mejai(m): 8:44am On Jan 20, 2023
angry
Okoroawusa:
I Love Bola Ahmed Tinubu
angry angry angry

U left me speechless grin grin grin
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 8:42am On Jan 20, 2023
pope191:


Seem rider's determines the shift in price in this business. Regardless of the fuel issue, it looks like rider's are not much today. The way drivers are dragging 1300 trip. I really suffered today, tho met my target but with more input.

Boss, subsidy have to go, FG can't keep borrowing to subsidise fuel. The only problem here is the presure will be intense, because will actually don't have any refinery that is working up to optimal. Maybe Otunba Dangote, the chief monopolist is about to start his own before June. This one they are doing is just to test the water. Eventually they will keep increasing pump price and the people will be adjusting to the new price without any fuss. After this fist for 2 months, if they increase it to 185 as rumoured, I'm sure we are all going to accept the new price in good faith cheesy

Almost everything has increase by 100% or more. Name it! Bag or pure water from 150k/250k. Malt of 150k/300k. Olosho 20k is now 50k. We'll survive, they used to be a time biscuit was sold for 1 naira.
Why now? angry

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mejai(m): 8:06pm On Jan 19, 2023
Gentlelife50:


Lol, Bro that original coolant.
grin
The unfortunate thing is our kazeems will just let those coolants go and will not even hesitate to replace them with water, very anyhow people.
Anyways u can contact Mr Dru, he used to have original coolants.
U can use it to replace it, there's a reason oyibo have the coolant tank.
If not for anything it helps prevent your radiator from rusting quick.
Hmmn! Trouble dey sleep, inyanga wan resurrect am grin


As for the kazeems, hell no go open doors for them. Some dey add well water with debris (ropes) inside. No time!!

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