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Sullivan has died and resurrected many times in social media....I pray this is simply one of those online death.

From Liar Mohammed to Ole Mohammed..sad, really sad.

Vladimir Putin's official car is involved in a head-on crash in Moscow which killed the Russian president's 'favourite chauffeur'
 
Russian media has revealed that a head-on crash in which a man was killed involved Vladimir Putin's official black BMW.

However the Russian President was not in the car at the time when it was struck head-on by another vehicle which crossed over from the opposite side of the road.

CCTV images of the footage taken on Kutuzovsky Avenue in the Russian capital Moscow show how the Mercedes collided head-on with the presidential BMW.

Russian media said that the car was being driven by Putin's favourite official driver, and that he was killed instantly, but that the President was not in the vehicle at the time. The car is officially registered as belonging to the Federation Council, also known as the Russian Senate or Upper Chamber of Parliament.

Medics arrived at the scene and said that the presidential driver had been killed on the spot, while the Mercedes driver who was travelling alone has been taken to hospital in a critical condition.

The driver who was killed was not named, although it was reported that he had notched up more than 40 years of driving experience as an official driver.

See video here
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3776086/Vladimir-Putin-s-official-car-involved-head-crash-Moscow-killed-Russian-president-s-favourite-chauffeur.html?ito=social-twitter_mailonline

Sorry oo, who is going to enforce the law? Ekiti state police force or the same Nigerian police that is preoccupied with arresting of dog and goat owners with any names starting with B.

The very first time a guy went down on me, you know, ate me out…took my garden of Eden in his mouth, and worked his tongue in the areas below my waist but above my knees, i was amazed and was so convinced that that one act was an act of true love.

You have to understand this was a couple of years ago when most African men still acted as though performing cunnilingus was a war crime and MouthAction was only meant to be given by a woman, on her knees, submissive and breathless while her gleeful partner received a joyful favour he would never return. So anyways, against this perspective, when i was treated to this sensuous gift by my then partner, i was overwhelmed and needless to say, when it became a regular fixture in our sex life, i knew then that this man truly loved me. Hmmm little did i know.

My then partner- He was a beautiful man; a breed of European and Arab descent. Very handsome with green eyes, thick dark wavy hair, lean and fit with such an exotic accent. I was head over heels in love with him and i was convinced he loved me too especially because he had no problems whatsoever eating me out. I mean, when a man is willing to put his mouth down there in a place that could easily go wrong with discharge, vaginal fluids, traces of menstrual blood, etc, you start thinking that ‘Wow this is true love because most men wouldn’t do this.’ Of course now in 2016 this isn’t such a big deal anymore. These days men are eating out any woman with even half a hole faster than they can say, ‘ Hi my name is…’. Anyways, back then it was a big deal. So i looked at his actions, his sex, the way he even said my name and i concluded that i had a boyfriend though he had made it clear on numerous occasions that he wasn’t ready for a relationship. Still i said to myself, ‘Actions speak louder than words. If he is doing all this stuff to me and with me, then surely he loves me but he is just too scared to admit it.’

Fast forward, about a year later of living in my fool’s paradise, i found out that he had started dating another girl. The discovery crushed me of course. I threw a tantrum of course and cursed him to hell and back, of course. But upon sober reflection, i had to admit painfully that i had no one to blame but myself. He never told me i was his girlfriend. Whenever we discussed us, he would tell me that he is not ready for a relationship and that we are just friends. I however went ahead to draw that one-sided conclusion that we were in a relationship based on our situation. Truth is, we were in a situationship, not a relationship.

That brings me to what today’s post is actually about. NEVER EVER CONFUSE A SITUATIONSHIP WITH A RELATIONSHIP! I learnt the hard way but i hope telling you my story will open your eyes to the truth of your own realities.

I define a situationship as a situation,LOL, that looks like a relationship, feels like a relationship but it’s not a relationship. Usually in situationships, you can’t for sure stand anywhere and say boldly that this is my man or this is my girl because you are just not sure. Both of you might act cozy, spend weekends together, make love, make love raw, do the craziest things but just because there has never been that conversation and confirmation, deep down in your gut, you know you can’t really lay claim on him or her and say, ‘Yes we are dating’. Now my blog is aimed at both males and females but i feel like this post is more for the ladies because it appears like we make that mistake more often than men.

You see, men never get it twisted when it comes to sex. They can bang you for years and will never end up catching feelings for you. Sure they will like you, maybe even care for you but sex won’t make him fall in love with you. See, the thing about guys is, when they are sleeping with you, they have already categorized you as main chick/wifey material or just sex for fun girl. So if a man puts you in that ‘sex for fun girl’ category, he can do you for years and you won’t get promoted to main chick or wife. And that is why a lot of you girls will sleep with a man for years and before you know it, he has gone to marry someone else. Well the truth is, you was never in the competition to begin with, honey. He was just using you to pass time…and sperm, until he found the woman he really wants. Ouch! Truth hurts!

And that is why today’s post is for ladies especially to help y’all differentiate between a situationship and a relationship.

If a situationship were a gadget, this would be its specs:

The guy has told you he isn’t ready for a relationship. – If a man opens his mouth to tell you that he isn’t ready for a relationship, he means it. Even if the two of you are acting like Romeo and Juliet and having sex raw, if he says you two are not dating, you are not dating. Don’t even kid yourself. It simply means that you are not what he wants. And sleeping with him or hanging around him won’t change his mind. If you still stay, he will just use you until what he wants comes along and you will be left alone.
He says he is too busy right now for a relationship. This isn’t a good time. – Whaaat! Na lie o! When has time or work ever stopped a man from trying to get what he wants I have had car wash boys try to hit on me because that’s what men do. They get vim. lots of it even when the odds are against them. If a man truly wants to be with you, he will not let work or any other obstacle keep you apart. Men have married women even when their families and parents were against it. So if he really wants to be with you, he will find a way to make a relationship with you work. Work might indeed keep him from spending loads of time with him but he will surely put the girlfriend tag on you because he doesn’t want to lose you to another man.

No one knows about your so-called relationship. – If no one knows that the two of you are romantically involved, hmm not a good sign. When you are alone together in a room, he acts like you are bae. He calls you bae, he takes care of you, treats you good but as soon as other people are around, you become Akua Serwa Yeboah or Valentina Johnson not Val or baby. Don’t get me wrong. If a man is cheating with you, he will drop the romantic act as soon as other people are around but usually you know that you are the side chick cheating with him on his official girlfriend. If however to the best of your knowledge he is not in a relationship and yet he isn’t introducing you to people as his girl, darling you are not his girl. You are not even the side chick. You are not on record. You are the WC where he deposits his semen. Ouch! Truth hurts!

Some girl broke my heart. I’m not ready to date now. – If his heart is broken, then give him time and space to heal. When he is ready, he will come to you himself. You can also be there for him but just a friend. Remember however that as a friend your duties do not include being his nurse, babysitter, cook, housekeeper, Bleep mate, or feeding bottle.

You can’t really confront him if you find out that he is sleeping with someone else. – The thing about being in a situationship is that you always know deep down that something is off. When you are in a real relationship, and you hear or even smell another woman near your man, you would usually react very possessively because you feel there is a threat on your property. But when you are in a situationship, even as you are asking about the other girl, your heart is beating because you kinda feel that you don’t have the right to ask. You don’t have that 100% feeling of ownership.

I started this post by telling you my own story because i wanted to highlight that fact when it comes to relationships, both actions and words are very very very important. I would even say that words speak loudest in relationships than actions. You are in a relationship when the both of you have opened your mouths to vocalize and confirm that you belong to each other. Otherwise what are wedding vows for? No matter how good your partner is to you and you and the whole world know it, during the marriage ceremony, you still have to open your buccal cavity and say, ‘I DO!’. Saying this is my man and this is my woman is the crown that says my heart is taken by this or that person. I’m not talking about a PR campaign to tell the whole world who you are dating but surely, your friends and family should know who you are in a relationship with. So no matter what that guy does for you or how much money he spends on you, if he isn’t telling you the words that you are my girlfriend, then sorry, you are not his girlfriend. No matter how kind or caring he is to you, if he says the two of you are not in a relationship, please believe him. Do not say actions speak louder than words. You will be hurt. Trust me.

Of course if you realise all this but you still want to continue the situationship, the choice is yours. Lots of women these days are choosing to be friends with benefits with their male ‘friends’ though that arrangement always ends up in fiasco. Will tell you why next time. Just don’t act surprised when you see him with his real girlfriend one day.

Now to the men, if you know that the girl is not your type, just be honest with her. Tell her you can’t date her and after telling her, please do not continue having sex with her. The more you sleep with her and keep her around, the more you give her hope that you will change your mind one day and make her bae Number 1. But we both know that won’t happen. So please do not lead the girls on. Women easily fall for men they are having regular sex with. So once you tell her that you are not ready for a relationship, pull that dick out of her, zip it up and keep her far away from you. Let her go so that she will have the chance of meeting the man who is not afraid to make her his Number 1 and official and only Queen of his heart.

Have you had a situationship experience? How did you deal with it? Do you think you might be in a situationship right now? Write me, comment, let’s get talking. Also please share, share share the word.

Sincerely yours,

BwB Diary

https://bwbdiary./2016/07/27/even-your-boo-has-a-boo-are-you-in-a-relationship-or-a-situationship/

DAILY REFLECTIONS

SUNDAY, 21st August, 2016

THEME: THE POLLUTERS

TEXT: Malachi 1

Day - Galatians 4 , Night- Eccl 1-4

Memory Verse: Malachi 1:7 "You offer defiled food on My altar, but say, 'in what way have we defiled you?' By saying, 'The table of the Lord is contemptible"

MESSAGE

How would you feel if the person sitting near you in a church service brought out a mobile phone to take a call while service was on-going? Or worse still, if the choice was to read the dailies. The truth is that some 'worshippers' actually do these and even more outrageous things. The carelessness and irreverence with which some people approach God are taken to ridiculous levels at times.

In bringing the Israelites into a covenant relationship with Himself, God had given instructions on how he should be approached and worshipped. He had meticulously enumerated the types of sacrifices accepted to Him and the manner of offering such sacrifices, as recorded in Leviticus. The people, however, incurred the wrath of God from time to time by their irreverent manner of worship. Nadab and Abihu, the sons of Aaron, were not spared when they offered profane fire before the Lord (Lev. 10:1-2).

God challenged Israel when He asked "And when you offer the blind as a sacrifice, is it not evil? And when you offer the lame and sick, is it not evil? Offer it then to your governor! Would he be pleased with you? Would he accept you favourably?." (Malachi 1:.

When we disrupt a service with our lateness, when we chat during divine service and engage in other irreverent acts, we constitute a distraction to other worshippers and risk the wrath of God.

HYMN: EMHB 550 - O for a heart to praise my God

PRAYER: Lord, make my heart Your royal throne. Amen.

DAILY REFLECTIONS

FRIDAY, 19th August, 2016

THEME: THE GOOD IN ADVERSITY

TEXT: ROMANS 5:1-15

Day - Galatians 1-2 , Night- 2 Chro. 5-6

Memory Verse: Romans 5:3 "And not only that, but we also glory in tribulations, knowing that tribulation produces perseverance"

MESSAGE

What good could ever come from failing an examination, for the first time in one's life, or in the final year at the University? None, you might be tempted to say. I had the same inclination until my mentor shared his testimony with me. He was by any standard a brilliant student and so it was a rude shock when he went to check his final year result in the University in the United Kingdom (UK) and did not find his name in the pass list talk less of First Class (from which he started his scrutiny). Out of shame, he relocated to another university to retake the final year in order to obtain his first degree.

It turned out that the Firm which later engaged him as an Article clerk when he eventually graduated would not have been in the position of employing him a year earlier. He spent the 30 years of his professional working career, meritoriously, in that firm and its affiliate in Nigeria, rising to the pinnacle of the firm and making valuable friendship along the way.

When Romans 5:3 says "...we also glory in tribulations.." it does not mean that we rejoice in the trial itself. We rejoice in the knowledge of what God is doing in our lives through the trials that He allows us to experience. This is Apostle Paul's testimony concerning his 'thorn in the flesh' (2 Cor. 12:7-10). The trials you are passing through is not designed to destroy you. It will be your stepping stone to glory.

HYMN: Eng Methodist Hymn Book 527 - Sometimes a light surprises

PRAYER: Merciful Father, please reveal Your mind to me concerning the situation that I am going through and grant me peace. Amen.

I didn't know there is a patent on the name Buhari until now. People name their dogs jack, zak, jessy etc people bear these names oo, police should kuku arrest all dog owners in Nigeria .

Taking stupidity to another level

Just months ago, Nigerian media space was saturated with stories of Buhari reaching epic agreement that will turn the fortune of collapsing our naira, he equally signed every imaginable infrastructure deals.

4 months after, we ve moved to budget padding and Boko Haram video.

Since our journalists hardly follow up on matters such as this, I am forced to ask, please where are we with all the agreements signed in china, especially the currency swap that made my APC friends spam my mails and phone with Buhari praises.

Okadas are banned within Abuja town, but strangely cattle are allowed to take over Abuja roads, causing traffic jam everywhere......in a capital city oo!

Where did they all suddenly emerge from, you can't drive 1hr without seeing them, even in elite areas like Maitama and Asokoro..

I wonder what foreigners think of us when they see cars dragging road with cattle by traffic lights.

Embarrassing!!!

Though we have our issues , we ll handle it our way, but Kenyans bad mouthing us..no way.

Time to flood that page and teach them some lessons..ladies and gentlemen. We move!

At least things like this unite us

As they say " A woman has no state, tribe or religion till she marries ".

The British PM who resigned after the Brexit vote is seen here packing his things from his official residence .

He officially seizes to be British PM from today, Theresa May is billed to take over his job as the British PM.

How many local government chairmen can be seen doing this in our dear country Nigeria .

One of the reasons I love Methodist Church is because of the great culture of hymn singing . Charles and John Wesley who incidentally wrote thousands of hymn made hymn singing a cardinal part of worship.

If you are a lover of hymns and in Abuja, join us at Community Hymn Singing at the Methodist Cathedral of Unity, zone 3 Abuja. 5pm every last Sunday of the month.

2 hrs of hymns , sung in popular and totally new tunes .

Our president has been fasting and praying seriously for the recovery of the economy .

For some days now, the major daily news from Aso villa is how he is breaking fast with all sorts of people..imams, diplomats, buss conductors, keke drivers .....)

Predict who the president ll be breaking fast with today and win 1k recharge card.

The headline totally contradicts the content of the poll. What's wrong with Leadership Newspaper?

Apt

If the rates signage that could be replaced with 10 naira is in this shamble, one wonders what the train will look like, smh for Nigeria .

Goodeeman:
Sincerely speaking that is the new procedure except u want to give your money to those charlatans that hanged around the commission by giving u a fake file number after paying some amount of money. The same thing is applicable to my state office (Enugu).

I don't know if it's a new procedure, they know there is no job for you anyway, why waste time opening bogus files.

You are right about Enugu, and I can assure u that those guys do not even open that register to see what u wrote not to mention calling you.

Some states will open file and get copies of ur credentials.

These people are not fit to be grouped as humans; vampires, wild beasts, any other name but humans.

Damn, why am I sharing the same country with dangerous aliens.

GoodBoi1:
The best so far. Are they of Igbo tribe?

Yes they are..guy from Enugu and girl from Anambra..

mineANDurs:
Cooking without fire?

Can someone explain it pls cos I do not understand how someone can cook without fire.

Winch cooking technology is readily available...OK , don't worry u won't understand Lol

why is it that human lives cost absolutely nothing in this place called Nigeria? Tufiakwa!!

Young03:
Trust girls


the dwar must av been loaded with cash

Please look at the wedding picture again and see how loaded he is, especially where they are cutting cake, if he is that loaded you ll see a totally different setting other thank cake and Eva wine.

People like her are rare, that i can accept.

SnakeXenzia:
no!
Op is a clown
How do you expect us to believe you?
No source!
Nothing

You are a bigger I.d.o.t.i.c clown, u can get ur lazy ass to look for the video of today's dateline Abuja for ur source

Lai the lying Mohammed just said on Channels Dateline Abuja, that, due to boko haram, people that are supposed to be in the farms are in various cities riding okada, hence, acute scarcity of tomatoes ) aren't they running out of excuses

In two days President Buhari would have spent one FULL year in office, juxtapose the promises and expectations with the current reality and let us hear your views.

Please choose one or maximum of two options from A to E.


Question: After president Buhari's one year in office, how frustrated are you?

A . Frustrated

B. Very frustrated

C. Ver very very very frustrated

E. Totally, completely , absolutely frustrated

D. In your own words describe .

Why the self deceit? If they were bold enough to hike PMS, they should please spare us the pretentious retaining of 199 while carrying out back door devaluation through autonomous foreign exchange market (AFEM). We are somehow used to the lies and ajusting to the hard times, bring it on, fear not, personally I can assure you, not only will I survive, I will excel...

PS: I heard Lie Mohammed said the government is broke and will be hoping on taxes. Please also increase the taxes, VAT can be 20%, no qualms!!!

I am a Methodist. Jesus Christ is my method!

No doubt he needs the Lord's strength,,that bele nobi here

London on a road to no where !