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Congrats Tontolet!

Why her face strong like this sef? Congrats sha.

Kai! U wicked o

pyyxxaro:
When a masquerade wears a mini dress

Who are we to complain




With her strong yansh like baboon own

Yeah, I have noticed this too and I often ask why.

She's pretty! Madam, pls make us proud!

Thank you so much for sharing this!

I have never heard of anything like this. Highest level of wickedness

The guy doesn't look like one who is ready for marriage. He believes he is still very young and ready to mingle. What's even my business? Let them sort themselves out joor.

I concur

moscobabs:
u need a job

Na lie o. Village girls of nowadays are worse o!

Oh bro, pls take heart. There's always light at the end of a tunnel. You will bounce back even bigger.

I dey cover my face in shame. Some women sha

Kk. Just read ur mail trail. Thanks. A very educative topic.

Kindly explain pls.

world1:
Do free range snail farming.

Eeyah! This is terrible! I am from Abia State and I feel so sad that we have not been able to produce a good governor since the state was created. God help us.

Awwwwh! Big congrats dear.

Kai! Too bad!

Me too.

goldenruby:
I love Baby Girls

I have been thinking of going into snail farming. Can someone kindly throw more light on snail farming? Thanks!

Na wah o! May God keep the injured alive and heal them quickly.

No be lie o my brother. Some of the stuffs they do sef, makes one so ashamed to be a woman.

MRBrownJ:
if you only knew how some unscrupulous desperate WOMEN are willing to open their legs for these men, without a care in the world whether they are married or not... so long as these men drop some little cash, Brazilian hair or simply recharge card.

Especially the flight attendant [size=8pt][/size]

HerexG:
Men are not smiling

Anything that men does women does it better, the reverse is the case now




But wait o, that secretary guy and the flight attendant looks homo to me, abi na only me see am

Nice initiative by the government.

Oshio baba is just so handsome

She's prettier with little or no make up like her 1st pix.

Every word is true...

Lolz!

sketcherJ:
Five Funny ways on how to get attended to fast/jump queue legally in a bank

In Nigeria today,most of the banks we have are very slow in their service,customers would have to wait on the queue for many minutes before they could be attended to.


Now I have devised five funny ways in which you can get answered to on time,believe me,noone would fight or argue with you when the bank cashiers are attending to you ,even if you are the last person on the queue..let's get to it already..

1.Get a Baby!!(lol,not for men though)yea,I am not telling you girls to go and get pregnant oo...just carry the baby of ur neighbour(tell d mother you are going to d bank !!don't let them lynch you ooo!!)when you get inside the bank,fill ur teller,go on the queue and pinch d good baby,when the cry of the baby rings the air..everybody on the teller would be pleading with the cashier to attend to you,(don't forget to buy biscuits for the cool baby oo)

2.Fall down and Faint!!(yes..men this is where you come in..its simple,stay on the queue and just fall down and close your eyes!!and make it some 2 minutes before you open your eyesviola!!you are a celebrity!!anytime you enter the bank,you will be answered to immediately (just pray your neighbour, abi your gf/bf no dey in the bank that day you fall oo)

3.ACT CRAZY LIKE TERRY G..if you don't know how to craze..abeg don't use weed oo..just take dry pepper with you and put it in ur bums..am telling you the craze that will be emanating from you will make headlines...(Lol)

4.Blow Grammars out of proportion: You don't need a dictionary, just go to Patrick Obahiagbon's social media handles,You will find your tools there..When you enter the bank, cooly fill your tellers, nope don't stay on the queue, just walk straight to the cashier....and BLOW YOUR GRAMMARS.


http://fresh-folks-ville..com/2015/08/five-funny-ways-on-how-to-get-attended.html?m=1

Congrats!

sixtuschimere:
http://africanspotlight.com/2015/08/21/photos-gov-ajimobis-beautiful-daughter-ajibola-weds-in-classy-ceremony/

Awwwwh...pls take heart. Holy spirit will strengthen Pete's family and friends. It is well! quote author=Jewelbaby01 post=37197282]Peter why? why? I still don't wanna believe it. Just recalling those times we played together in school, though we were not in the same class but we always played as equals, you were my brother's best friend. Dave just called me now to confirm that it's really you. I remember those days, Peter Bello, Peter Bello, Peter Bello is all we would always hear at home. Dave would do nothing or go nowhere without Peter Bello, and Peter Bello would do nothing or go nowhere without Dave. What kinda world is this? You two were like Tom and Jerry, partners in everything, very smart and intelligent always struggling for the first positions in class. I still remember your elongated occiput we usually made fun of, I remember when you two always dreamt and talked so much about becoming aeronautic engineers in future. Dave actually dropped that dream, you did not know about it cos we lost contact for a while after my dad was transfered out of calabar, we all had to leave with him, I remember Dave missed u like crazy, he was always talking about u. Dave changed his mind about becoming an aeronautic engineer and building and flying planes, what you two always wanted to do, cos he lost one of his classmates in his new school to the sosoliso crash, he later went ahead to study Electrical Electronics Engineering and he is an Engineer today just like you both dreamed. My parents were very fond of you as well as all of us cos of your closeness to my brother Dave. I just told my mum about the news of your death and she is still screaming as I type this message. It is so so sad, so sad I just can't stop crying. I still have more and more memories of you to recount but I have to stop ere cos they are causing me too much pain right now. Peter Bello, you started touching lives from a very tender age, I read some of the tributes from your friends online and I couldn't help but nod and say 'yeah, these are all true' It is really Peter Bello. Dave is still in shock, I pray he gets over it, he never expected to lose another friend, especially one so close to another air crash. I can't even imagine what your parents and siblings are going through right now, you were the only son and the star of your family, mum and dad will miss you dearly, and we your friends will forever keep you in our hearts. I only wished I could see u again after we left calabar but I never got the chance. RIP PETER BELLO JNR. GOD BLESS AND BE WITH YOU. We love you so much [/quote]

So painful burying your own child! God is still God inspite of it all. It is well.