₦airaland Forum

Holluwhakemmy:
You want help them for night something?

Yes! Holluwhakemmy please help me with the contacts

COMRADES, I don't think that there is anyone of us (nairaland bachelors) who would like to marry a girl that is not exposed. Whether we like it or not, nairaland is a platform that educate or enlighten us in one way or another in the journey of life, here is the reason why I want to marry from here

My so-called-first-choice girlfriend is a graduate of computer science, I was reading a newspaper one day and she was nearby, when she saw Obasanjo's picture, then she said; this face looks familiar, surprisingly, I asked her, don't you know this man? Boldly, she said yes! Her own TV show is Hollywood

My so-called-second-choice girlfriend holds LLB from OAU Ile Ife, and there was a day we were discussing about career, then I suggested that she should join the police since she was complaining that she is still a novice in the law profession, dejectedly, she asked! Do you want me to die at a battle field or while fighting Bokoharam? Then I enlightened her that there is lagal department and also there is administrative department in the police, she can choose to work in any of them

My so-called-third-choice girlfriend (SSCE and intending police officer), she visited me sometime ago and we were watching soundcity channel, to my surprise, that girl could not identify Fireboydml, Rema, Joeboy, portable even the current status of Olamide and Kizzdaniel. Her own television show is Nollywood from A-Z

Informal relationship (a Jehovah Withness), sometime ago I escorted a girl on a visit to a lecturer, while in his office, jockulaly the lecturer asked her, I always see you around this young man, do you love him? Where are you from? She said I'm from Agbo, Delta State, furthermore, he asked, do you know who is Lucky Irabo? Immediately, the girl became speechless! Out of pity, I whispered to her (he is the chief of defence staff of Nigeria) but girl answered him that he is the chief of staff, staff of Nigeria
The girl na another diehard Hollywood and Nollywood watcher

But you see these girls/ maids/ spinters wei we get for nairaland are very very exposed and they no fit fall person hand yakata like this. The disgrace plenty oo, I just pointed out these few ones for the sake of time
Unless proven otherwise by God, my future wife will come from nairaland
Thank you very much

COMRADES are speechless at the moment

yarimo:
This is very commendable from the judiciary

My guy, I weep for you and your likes

COMRADES, EFCC under the current chairman is not serious about this case, the court and all the security agencies are also contributing to this absurdity. If not tell me, how can a VIP disappear in Nigeria?

COMRADES are speechless

COMRADES, are saying congratulations to the baby-governor's wife

Wait a minute, these governors them dey get time to touch their wives for night at all?

Racoon:
Is NANS now the court of law? How can you be defending these hybrid super-looters produced by the failed Nigerian system? Just imagine this idiocy.

My brother, I no fit read the news sef because the heading alone has sent shock waves to my bones

jayce232:
They have no choice in this!
Didn't u read the post?
Individuals are not included

Well, let's see how it goes because I don't trust Nigerian government

COMRADES, they've come to see how their forefathers looted Nigeria in the name of colonisation and propagation of gospel

COMRADES, wike is a nonsense man

COMRADES, wike is a nonsense man, he is always drunk

COMRADES, everyone knows that the government of Buhari was nothing but a nepotism one

COMRADES, tinubu to vo where? He must remain here to finish kwata kwata

COMRADES, as long as this policy is meant to enrich the national security advertiser and co, I don't think that the central bank will reverse its decision

COMRADES, look at this illegitimate, stupid and tiny legislator calling a whole governor 'small man', don't worry when the heat starts descending on you, I'm pretty sure that you'll change your word

guobe:
Ah Melagros na so you wicked

You no watch the video then post yesterday of three police officers brutalising a citizen?

COMRADES, religion don do us so many bad things instead of goods

COMRADES, you can see that, this is one of the reasons why I don't longer envy any person driving a Benz or lexus car

COMRADES, we wish the new owner safe journey because I am pretty sure that, that police was not the original owner

COMRADES, the rate at which some Nigerians are desperate to be wealthy is unprecedented

COMRADES, if there's an attempt to eliminate you, then resign nah

COMRADES, leadership under apc is tyranny in nature

COMRADES, this is impossible because Tinubu is happy with them like that

Ttipsy:
why not?

You want banditry and herdsmen killing to continue?

I will support US military base even in my local government.
They have the intelligence and zero hypocrisy

If I may ask you, who do you think is behind the dastardly activities of those bandits and Bokoharam?

helinues:
They should arrest all of them

They should arrest them for exercising their freedoms of association and speech, while you're here enjoying the same freedoms on nairaland

COMRADES, why snapped the women while naked? Honestly I don't support immodest behaviour

COMRADES let him go and call those stupid boys to other

COMRADES, any person who thinks that Fubara will be impeached, he or she is dreaming