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Politics / Re: Electricity Tariff Will Come Down Same Way SIM Cards, Phones Did - Adelabu by Melonsmasher: 8:39pm On May 24
Stupid talk.. Did phone price really come down?

OK what about fuel price, isn't that one necessarily coming down too?

Continue decicving the gullibles
Travel / Re: Fg Team Visits Abia To Inspect Site Of New Airport by Melonsmasher: 8:27pm On May 24
Appletek:
When Ebonyi built theirs, Abians were talking with kerosene in their mouths, calling it a white elephant project because Enugu has an airport and it isn't far to Ebonyi.

Now that Abia wants to build an airport and Imo has an airport, let them come and tell us if Abia is far to Imo or if Abia airport is not a white elephant project.
Una wahalla no get end, na so the airport take pain you reach..

Smh well before you quote me, mind I'm not from Abia, and not even from Ebonyi state
Politics / Re: Shettima: $25bn Spent On Fuel Importation Every Year by Melonsmasher: 8:15pm On May 24
StraightGaay:
Ask Agbadorians,they are in perfect position to...
Lol you lucky I no smash your head before asking, initially you appeared like one of them
grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Appointed As King’s Trust International Ambassador, Hosted By Charles by Melonsmasher: 8:14pm On May 24
He should marry her na
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Man Utd To Sack Ten Hag After FA Cup Final by Melonsmasher: 8:08pm On May 24
cidieschat:
He's been hacked since last year.. He just stayed by to cut our tickets
You no see other matches bet, na by force to carry them for your tickets, abi na una rule as Manu fans
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Celebrates Son, Michael's Graduation From University by Melonsmasher: 8:03pm On May 24
Justiceganduje:
Imagine me riding her from behind? Chai.
Your mate mama
Politics / Re: Shettima: $25bn Spent On Fuel Importation Every Year by Melonsmasher: 8:00pm On May 24
StraightGaay:
Is Dangote Refinery a joke to you?
How has it helped so far?
Crime / Re: A Death Row Inmate Gouged Out Both Of His Eyeballs And Ate One Of Them To Delay by Melonsmasher: 2:18pm On May 24
Scared of death

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Politics / Re: Ajaokuta Steel To Supply 400,000 Metric Tonnes Of Iron Rods For Road Constructio by Melonsmasher: 1:07pm On May 24
LIES
Food / Re: Why Is No Body Talking About Pepper? See Pepper N200 by Melonsmasher: 12:37pm On May 24
EzeChukwuIgbo:
Bitter grieving Obi people will just sit somewhere and conjure lies, that was one embittered bitter grieving obi rogue said 2 cups of garri is #1000
How much is a cup of Garri?
Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu Donates Fabrics To APC Women Leaders After Outcry by Melonsmasher: 4:58pm On May 23
Local fabrics for APC supporters
Politics / Re: 2027: Obi, Atiku Will Not Smell Presidency - Verydarkman by Melonsmasher: 9:37am On May 22
Who is this one
Politics / Re: Tinubu Fails To Provide Vital Details Of Newly-Awarded Contracts by Melonsmasher: 9:33am On May 22
Hoelujohn:

Subsidy removal and forex unification
How well is the subsidy removal working for you? Fuel at N900 per liter and you think it's a great transformation

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Celebrities / Re: Diddy Admits He Beat Cassie, He Apologizes: ‘I Take Full Responsibility (Video) by Melonsmasher: 12:24pm On May 20
He paid the Crips members that got Pac killed and then it caused BIG's death
Politics / Re: OPEC: Nigeria’s Oil Production Rose To 1.28m Bpd — Highest In Africa by Melonsmasher: 10:42am On May 15
Paraman:
This means we're going to get more dollars. I hope it keeps on increasing.
Get sense first
Politics / Re: OPEC: Nigeria’s Oil Production Rose To 1.28m Bpd — Highest In Africa by Melonsmasher: 10:40am On May 15
Fuel 900 naira per liter
Pets / Re: Nigerian Family Excited After Puppy They Ordered Arrives From Russia (pics/vid) by Melonsmasher: 10:17pm On May 14
BronzeTiger:
This puppy is pretty big. They should be careful.
Shebi we no go see news here in a fews years sey this particular dog chop him owner..

See the kind dog this man proudly choose to own in Nigeria.

Foreign Affairs / Re: ISRAEL Celebrates 76 Years Of Independence by Melonsmasher: 8:37pm On May 14
[quote author=Uprightness100 post=129954599][/quote]
Mohammed learnt from the jews
Politics / Re: If My Being A Governor Is A Mistake, Let Them Continue To Make Mistakes - Fubara by Melonsmasher: 9:09pm On May 13
Beverages:
Never Bite finger that fed u
Naaa we don't just bite a finger, we chew off the whole hand from the wrist
Travel / Re: Youth Loot Bags Of Cement From Burning Truck In Benue (Photos) by Melonsmasher: 11:58am On May 08
ozo13:
haba .can't they just help them offload the cement from the vehicle
sey Dangote send you 🙄
Travel / Re: The Video Of Aba To Port Harcourt Train by Melonsmasher: 11:37am On May 08
I bet the blue part na VIP

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Crime / Re: Young Lady Found Dead In Abuja (photos) by Melonsmasher: 5:35pm On May 04
Curious345:
Her body will be filled to the brim with forensic evidence .

Who is that !diot who placed grass on her body

EmmyMaestro:
What are you trying to say. ?

Did they cover the forensic evidence you are looking for ? sad
🙄🙄🤔
Politics / Re: I Just Bought Fuel At ₦950 A Litre In Ajah by Melonsmasher: 11:35pm On May 01
much123456:
This is there style to psych the public about how they are working........... they make things go up and make it come down so that people will hail them that they are working. Mad people. Dangote will come now and sell 600 and everyone will hail him for bringing it down.
Nigerians are the most foooolish set of blacks across the globe

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Politics / Re: I Just Bought Fuel At ₦950 A Litre In Ajah by Melonsmasher: 11:33pm On May 01
WHAT HAPPENED TO DANGOTE REFINARY?
Sports / Re: 2 Screenshots of reasons You should stop sport betting by Melonsmasher: 5:26pm On Apr 28
grin

Celebrities / Re: Obituary: Junior Pope To Be Buried On May 17 by Melonsmasher: 2:37pm On Apr 27
samuelansa6:
The family should endeavor to conduct an autopsy before laying him to rest to ascertain the actual cause of his death and put an end to speculations surrounding his unfortunate demise.
Clap for yourself Mr professor
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 27th April 2024 by Melonsmasher: 2:21pm On Apr 27
Over 2.5 booooooom
Romance / Re: Why Is It Very Difficult To Find A Woman Who Possesses All The Qualities (Photo) by Melonsmasher: 1:54pm On Apr 25
bashdecash:
It is difficult but common in the Northern Nigeria.
Shebi qualities of an underage girl
Politics / Re: 10 Years After, NA Rescues Another Chibok Girl With Her Children In Borno by Melonsmasher: 7:16am On Apr 18
pretydiva:
This story does not add up. How was she able to escape with her 3 children without been caught.

She was rescued same day she was kidnapped 🙄. Nigeria army and lies are inseparable


The answer you need 👇
oz4real83:
Even in the bush there is hunger, when terrorists aren't able to take care of the children and the abducted girls anymore, they are released to find their way to security agencies, it is a transfer of responsibilities instead of using the word 'rescue" lipsrsealed
Travel / Re: Air Peace Accused Of Abandoning Abuja-Owerri Passangers Without Food by Melonsmasher: 7:08am On Apr 18
Dennisochampa:
I mean... I don't know the genesis of all these but since when them begin share food for local flights??

How long is the flight wen be say na food go be the passengers problems??

Who fit afford flight no fit afford a plate of food??

We Nigerians no serious at all
Try to dey read down contents well to understand before typing
Travel / Re: Air Peace Accused Of Abandoning Abuja-Owerri Passangers Without Food by Melonsmasher: 7:05am On Apr 18
godofuck231:
Igbo men don pay for ticket them must carry sacks of yam on that plane, the pilot run for em life
MUMU post
Celebrities / Re: Ncos Moves Bobrisky From Ikoyi To Kirkiri Prison by Melonsmasher: 6:58am On Apr 18
pretydiva:
What will happen to the luggage’s she carried along with him🤔
You mean the luggage containing her makeup sets and pads for her monthly flow.

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