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Celebrities › Re: 'VeryDarkMan Wanted To Sleep With Me” – Phyna by Melonsmasher: 4:03am On May 25

Make we f*ck na

Celebrities › Re: Tobi Bakre And His Children Wear Arsenal Jerseys by Melonsmasher: 3:32am On May 21

FreeStuffsNG:
He was their age when last Arsenal won

Romance › Re: Help! My Experience With Church Girl I Wanted To Marry by Melonsmasher: 3:21am On May 21

Oga Kenneth how far, what's the update with this your church woman??

Events › Re: Ladipo Traders Give Man Huge Cash After His Wife Give Birth To Twins by Melonsmasher: 5:19pm On May 19

Boladogailese:
Omooo be like na to comot school go sell spare parts

Add it 2 wives and make sure una get triplets and quadruplets to beat the record to get your rewards

Food › Re: How I Ended My Sunday With Bush Meat (pictures) by Melonsmasher: 4:59pm On May 19

Lithiumite:
You don't even know the name of the animal you killed,is bush meat the name of any animal?....goodluck to you on your kill,that s**t is going nowhere near my kitchen let alone my pot.

Go and sit down

Politics › Re: Federation Oil Earnings Slump By ₦78.7bn Despite Rising Prices by Melonsmasher: 12:22pm On May 17

Tinubu bites harder, Tinubu bites deeper

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Celebrities › Re: Speed Darlington Reveals He Is Willing To Pay ₦5m To Have A Child by Melonsmasher: 4:21am On May 13

Enddy50ty:
Criticize and condemn him all you want, before tomorrow morning babes go don full his DM asking how they can plug in..

Foreign Affairs › Re: Israeli Soldier Places A Cigarette In The Mouth Of Virgin Mary Statue In Lebanon by Melonsmasher: 2:47pm On May 07

Statue of Mary is idolatry, a real Christian has nothing to do with it

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi & Kwankwaso Arrive NDC National Secretariat (video) by Melonsmasher: 5:06am On May 04

allen113:
But must dey join a party with C in it?

C stands for CORRUPTION

Family › Re: Husband Caught His Wife With Another Man In A Hotel In Delta State by Melonsmasher: 10:02am On Apr 23

And e fit be sey na the guy wey she lodge with come dey video am from the window

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Politics › Re: Buhari Was A Partner, I Took Over From Myself’ – Tinubu by Melonsmasher: 10:15am On Apr 18

Make una dey take note o.. AGBADORIANS

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Politics › Re: EFCC To Arrest Sadiya Umar Farouq, Bashir Nura Alkali Over $1.3m, ₦746.6m Fraud by Melonsmasher: 7:44am On Apr 17

completeskills:
It these EFCc are sincere with themselves...Almost everyone that worked under buhari's Government should be in jail or preparing to go to jail.

Tinubu should be arrested too..

Foreign Affairs › Re: Talks Are Over, Strait Of Hormuz Is Closed Iran Says by Melonsmasher: 6:05am On Apr 13

“The US flew their Vice President halfway across the world to Islamabad. 21 hours of talks. They demanded everything they couldn't achieve through war. Iran said a BIG NO. The talks are over. The Strait is still closed. And the VP is flying home empty-handed. Just Iran's word. Again. They don't have any option left to save face,”

Family › Re: How Married Neighbor Snatched My Husband, Jailed My Teenage Son- Woman by Melonsmasher: 12:32pm On Apr 12

How does this pastor preach adultery in his church

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Health › Re: Drug Addiction: Youths Hit Hard As 14.3m Nigerians Consumed Illicit Drugs In 1Yr by Melonsmasher: 5:17pm On Apr 11

Zoom this photo, na tramadol dey for table so... Btw In a few minutes I'd be out to smoke some good scottish

Politics › Re: ‘Ex-Obidient Movement Member’ Alleges Peter Obi Admitted Losing 2023 Election by Melonsmasher: 9:33am On Apr 09

Jayhome24:
We don't need his admission if he like let him admit it if he like let him not admit it Tinubu will do 8 years so if obi wan kpai make hin kpai we go bury him.

Even atiku in second position beat him with a whooping 856k vote(Eight Hundred and fifty six thousand vote) a population of some countries so what the hell does he have to say?

Una go cry taya 2027 go worst for him. I swear obi will not win a single state or loxal govt in SW and the North and we go do him strong thing for SE and SS as we did in last Abuja LGA election and after that we go send him to exile or arrest him for June 12 crime, Pandora crime, tax evasion, money laundry, and treason wallahi we go do obi strong thing pesin wey sabi him go weep for him. We dey wait...

Empty vessel

Music/Radio › Re: Diamond Platnumz Ft Jux - JOY (official Music Video) by Melonsmasher: 9:08am On Apr 09

Wack Wack Wack wacko wack

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Politics › Re: Why Governor Otti Has Refused To Join Peter Obi In ADC – Cubana Chief Priest by Melonsmasher: 12:46am On Apr 08

Tenses:
To at least get formal education even if nah primary school is very important.

You need to go back to primary school rather, your post don't make any sense Tenses grin

Islam › Re: Islam Stands Against Racism And Tribalism! by Melonsmasher: 9:58am On Mar 27

Islam stands against racism and tribalism, but not against terrorism/genocide and intolerance for other religions

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Politics › Re: Nigeria's Public Debt Growth: Buhari Vs Tinubu — 2026 by Melonsmasher: 9:46am On Mar 27

Wff

Politics › Re: Photo Of Remi Tinubu And Melania Trump by Melonsmasher: 9:27am On Mar 27*

Portiphaaa:
Nice picture..

God bless the first lady

A stand-in robot assigned to handle all necessary conversations with Mrs Tinubu

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Crime › Re: "I Killed My Mother For Refusing To Bathe Me" - 20-Year-Old Ebonyi Man by Melonsmasher: 8:06am On Mar 26

20 yrs old expecting mother to bath him.. Wsne

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Investment › Re: Israeli Erez Rivkin Buys 520 Acres Of Land In Kenya, Sparks Outrage (Video) by Melonsmasher: 2:34pm On Mar 25

algomachine:
They should come to Nigeria asap

Sambisa will be perfect

Business › Re: Strait Of Hormuz Siege: South Africa, Ghana, Others Turn To Dangote Refinery by Melonsmasher: 4:42am On Mar 21

jydeskill1:
God bless Tinubu for the visionary leadership in Lagos which facilitated the establishment of this monumental project here.

What is this one bulababing

Politics › Re: Shettima Visits Maiduguri Blasts’ Victims, Vows Stronger Security Push by Melonsmasher: 5:37pm On Mar 19

commoditiesnig:
Really? When did President Tinubu say this? I never heard this.. Care to send the link?

Are you not ashamed of yourself?

Wether it was said or not, are they not supposed to carry out their required duties as promised? How better is the economy today? How serious are they charging up against the security challenges in the country? Then you are here to defend propaganda, get lost