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CrimeRe: Visitor Arrested For Attempting To Smuggle Drugs Into Agodi Prison In Ibadan by Melonsmasher: 12:41pm On Feb 28
Now he go join him padi for prison
PoliticsRe: Lagos Clarifies ₦4.2 Billion Furniture Allocation For Deputy Governor’s Office by Melonsmasher: 12:18am On Feb 28
This one is just for the deputy governor, now think about that of the governor himself 🙄
PoliticsRe: INEC Fixes January 16, 2027 For Presidential Election by Melonsmasher: 11:58pm On Feb 26
mactoni91:
Seem them dn perfect their their rigging plans..
Exactly, everything has been put to place as programmed
RomanceRe: Smoking, Drinking, Womanizing, Which Is Less Dangerous by Melonsmasher: 1:10pm On Feb 26
obembet:
Masturbations is the worst


Check my thread, let push it to front page.
How is masturbation dangerous than smoking?
RomanceRe: It Seems Whatsapp Is No Longer A Good Medium To Woo Women by Melonsmasher: 12:58pm On Feb 26
Time na money, they don't waste it on fundless chats
PoliticsRe: Woman Accuses David Umahi Of Owing Her Because She Refused To Date Him (video) by Melonsmasher: 12:53pm On Feb 26
Smfh wonders shall never end
PoliticsRe: Ebira Witches Give Kogi Government September Deadline To Meet Demands by Melonsmasher: 2:41pm On Feb 25
pyyxxaro:
Witches when get conscience, more Wings to their Feathers
Lol 😂
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Accepts Egbetokun’s Resignation As IG, Appoints Tunji Disu by Melonsmasher: 5:50pm On Feb 24
PUNANI01:
😂 😂 The IG don loot his own, his family will never be poor again. Make another person chop!
Emi lokan government na turn by turn... Loot and shift for the next crook
EducationRe: Hausa, Yoruba, And Nigerian Pidgin Make List Of World's Most Spoken Languages by Melonsmasher: 4:40pm On Feb 22
LZAA:
Do you how painful it is to sell your ancestral land to someone,use the money for nonsense and watch the person continue to thrive?
Then you would understand their anger and bile🤣🤣
Lmfao 😂😂
EducationRe: Hausa, Yoruba, And Nigerian Pidgin Make List Of World's Most Spoken Languages by Melonsmasher: 4:31pm On Feb 22
YoungLionken:
Congratulations, but I really wished it was something worth celebrating as a Nigerian yoruba, you know, something reasonably significant...
EducationRe: Hausa, Yoruba, And Nigerian Pidgin Make List Of World's Most Spoken Languages by Melonsmasher: 4:27pm On Feb 22
Yoruba noisemakers done flood the thread with their usual buullsht to get at igbos unreasonably, I'm yet to see a comment from a hausa whoes language is equally listed above. Igbo is nightmare to yorubas
FamilyRe: Go Marry? What Do I Gain?” — Man Breaks Silence On Marriage Costs (photos/video) by Melonsmasher: 1:38pm On Feb 22
RollinTNDA:
The older I get the more I understand marriage.

Women are like pet dogs
You pet her too much, you spoil her
You become firm with her. She respect you

Just like pet dogs, women want to be feed by you. They depend on you for food.
Telling a woman that she needs no man
Is like telling a dog that it needs no owner

No dog wants to be a stray dog
No woman wants to be without a man

Stray dogs and independent women have to survive and hunt for their survival.
While pet dogs just chill and get feed by the owner.

Some will say this is Misogyny
But this dog pet analogy is the real truth that women are scared to admit because it will make them look like a sub ordinate.

Our fathers married some fierce women
The reason was they know this woman is troublesome and a troublesome woman will fight tooth and nail for her children.
So these men marry such women in the hopes that if they die, these women will fight and protect his house and children.

Just like you get a bulldog to guard your house
Some will get a chuwawa that can't fight but will bark up and down and disturb your peace.

Dogs want to be feed by owners
Women want to be feed by men (owners)

Choose a dog you can handle
My grandma was so soft and that softness affected everything after the death of my grandfather, my dad (an only son) was just 8 at the time when his father passed on. His uncle (younger brother to my grandfather) was able to manipulate my grandmother and sold off 2 of my grandfather's houses. The man was so wicked that he couldn't even sponsor my dad's eduction. Today his sons are benefiting from his own house while my dad is left with nothing.
FashionRe: Simple Ways To Style A Plain T-shirt (Photos) by Melonsmasher: 5:28pm On Feb 21
Josywhyte:
Na just baggy and polo and one mumu short shirt I see there. No style there
The trending crop tops boys put on these days sha... Smh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Burnley (1 - 1) On 21st February 2026 by Melonsmasher: 4:02pm On Feb 21
Leggo over 1.5 is sure on here
PoliticsRe: Leah Sharibu Marks 8 Yrs In Boko Haram Captivity Parents Urge Tinubu Govt To Act by Melonsmasher: 2:19am On Feb 21
Where is Rino Omokiri, can't believe he abandoned this voyage for a slice of bread
PhonesRe: Who Still Remembers When We Carry Chargers On Our Neck 2010-2014? by Melonsmasher: 10:04pm On Feb 17
Westman001:
We still carry charger on our neck na.

It's even worst now with the terrible power situation in the country
No be lie brother
CrimeRe: Wheel Barrow Pusher Stabs Man To Death In Oilmill Market In Port Harcourt by Melonsmasher: 12:44am On Feb 17
ChybuzzDD:
It's to get more legal evidence with regard to the official/medical cause of death


For instance, why do you think the guy died from the stabbing when there are other people who have survived from stabbings?
Oga there's nothing like autopsy in Nigeria
PoliticsRe: US Troops Land In Maiduguri - New York Times by Melonsmasher: 8:51pm On Feb 14
SpaceX:
Who will be funding the American military
Nigeria and by Mr Trumps
CrimeRe: Wheel Barrow Pusher Stabs Man To Death In Oilmill Market In Port Harcourt by Melonsmasher: 8:31pm On Feb 14
Which autopsy are they talking about
CrimeRe: Man Selling “Throat-Clearing” Drink Apprehended (Video) by Melonsmasher: 9:25pm On Feb 12
Samade7:
It is 'suck and die' people changed to sokudai cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Suck you die
CrimeRe: Man Selling “Throat-Clearing” Drink Apprehended (Video) by Melonsmasher: 9:24pm On Feb 12
bluebay:
Some put it in their mouth to fight convultion and it's help prevent vomiting when travelling
Wtf omo
SportsRe: Man UTD Fan Visits Barber Shop To Cut His Hair, Match Ended In Draw And He Left by Melonsmasher: 4:27pm On Feb 11
See wetin clout chasing done put this one into
CrimeRe: Man Selling “Throat-Clearing” Drink Apprehended (Video) by Melonsmasher: 1:42pm On Feb 11
bluebay:
Let's not forget that even petrol we put in our mouth too can dissolve that takeaway pack...
I'm not aware, people done dey eat too many things these days for this country including petrol??!
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kidnap Chief Imam, Fulani Leader, Others In Kagarko, Kaduna by Melonsmasher: 10:26pm On Feb 08
Staged
CelebritiesRe: Gospel Artiste, 3 Others Die Inside Ajah Music Studio (Photo) by Melonsmasher: 10:15pm On Feb 08
erad:
Cause of death without investigation or autopsy...

How una dey think abeg?
9ja no dey do autopsy
CelebritiesRe: Gospel Artiste, 3 Others Die Inside Ajah Music Studio (Photo) by Melonsmasher: 10:14pm On Feb 08
MissOpe:
Did they die untop of the lady?

Or this na photo editing?
Na editing
FoodRe: What Is This Fruit Called In Your Language? (Photo) by Melonsmasher: 9:55pm On Feb 08
ebenezary:
for you that don't know this is the same as Uziza fruit and the leaf is used for Ogbono soup but the fruit is commonly called Pepper fruit
Uziza and Mmimi are not the same
Christianity EtcRe: Should Born Again Christians Have Tattoos And Dreadlocks? by Melonsmasher: 1:04pm On Feb 08
helinues:
He told Adam? Can you post the audio clips of their conversation

Science/TechnologyRe: What Animal Dies After Giving Birth? by Melonsmasher: 6:37am On Feb 04
Orlandoo:
Some snakes apart from python, dies during birth. The offsprings bite their way out of the mother's stomach.
Lol
Music/RadioRe: Davido Was Robbed - Nigerians Outraged At Davido's Loss To Tyla At 2026 Grammys by Melonsmasher: 4:22pm On Feb 02
The legend Nas after 13 nominations, won his first grammy in 2020 after his 13th album, Nas has been consistently dropping bomb albums since 1994.

Besides 2pac never won a grammy and that's legendary
Music/RadioRe: Cubana Chief Priest Links Davido’s Grammy Loss To “Demonic” Forces by Melonsmasher: 4:05pm On Feb 02
Belurved1:
Make him no win am again o, because any day dem announce say he don win Grammy, na that day we go know say *demand has been met*
Na then we go know sey he done finally bend dan demonic style collect the grammy

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