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Politics › Re: Governor Otti Makes Fresh Strategic Appointments Across Key Govt Sectors In Abia by Melonsmasher: 4:46pm On Aug 25, 2025
Risingblue008:
As it pleases my governor
Alex otti,
The man with O.T
If only tinibu can swallow he's priide grin grin grin
So that our otti,I mean ur otti can give him one or two O.T for good governance
grin OT wey tinubu sabi na only for drugg businnesss

Culture › Re: Why Do Some Nigerians Bury The Dead In Their Compounds Instead Of The Cemetery? by Melonsmasher: 2:37pm On Aug 25, 2025
How many cemeteries do you have in your own community?
Romance › Re: Netizens Dig Up Amorous Pasts Of Newly Wedded Bride On X (twitter) by Melonsmasher: 8:27pm On Aug 24, 2025
RollinTNDA:
The biggest fols are those that take old tweets serious.

Reno omokiri old tweets where he was totally against Tinubu. Attacking Tinubu

So if you dig up that old tweet
Does it mean Reno omokiri hates tinubu??

Using old tweets to judge someone is actually stupidity of the highest order.

If you see my old tweets back in 2016
You would shake your head rigorously
Now imagine someone digging up my old tweets to shame me. grin grin bunch of kids
Reno is a hypocrite
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israeli Air Force Carrying Out Strikes In Houthi-held Capital Of Yemen(photos) by Melonsmasher: 7:49pm On Aug 24, 2025
ExudeLoveToAll:
It's cool, it's retaliation an eye for an eye. There should be consequences for all actions
An eye for an eye makes the world blind
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israeli Air Force Carrying Out Strikes In Houthi-held Capital Of Yemen(photos) by Melonsmasher: 5:37pm On Aug 24, 2025
Damnnnnn this is not cool at all, where is the love
Crime › Re: Nigerian Arrested On His Way To Deliver Illicit Drugs In Mokopane, South Africa by Melonsmasher: 6:18am On Aug 15, 2025
Mkpurummiri
Politics › Re: Third Mainland Bridge Rehabilitation To Cost ₦3.6 Trillion — Umahi by Melonsmasher: 12:08am On Aug 15, 2025
David Umahi, has said the structural rehabilitation of the Third Mainland Bridge in Lagos State will cost about ₦3.6 trillion,

warning that extensive underwater damage threatens the country’s busiest bridge. grin
Family › Re: My Man Tattooed His Mum's Name And Mine – Has Anyone Ever Tattooed Your Name... by Melonsmasher: 12:01am On Aug 15, 2025
Ok mrs 2pac, tell him to add his grandmother's name below
Politics › Re: Vote all ADC candidates in August bye-election - Obi to Nigerians, LP members by Melonsmasher: 11:53pm On Aug 14, 2025
You can go out and vote all ADC candidates even if you know they aren't fit but because Peter Obi has ordered you to do so..

if Peter Obi say cut off your left hand because your right hand works better, quickly do so as an obidient
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan disowns fake social media account by Melonsmasher: 11:43pm On Aug 14, 2025
Reno Omokiri Reno Omokiri reno Omokiri Omokiri
Crime › Re: The Otokoto Ritual Killings 1996: The Crime That Stumped Nigeria by Melonsmasher:
As he was sipping his soft drink and taking a look at the glittering surrounding of the hotel, he could have imagined having a hotel of his own too later in the future. As he was dreaming, his vision became blurry and the sounds around him became muzzled and dull. In a matter of minutes, he dozed off, never to wake up again.
Crime › Re: Police Intercepts Motorcycle Rider With 3 Human Skulls In Ogun by Melonsmasher: 10:40am On Aug 12, 2025
Ogun state their HEADquarters
Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints MKO Abiola’s Daughter, Rinsola As DG CLTC by Melonsmasher: 6:24am On Aug 12, 2025
Is she actually qualified for the job? Tinubu government is all about compensating the yorubas
Celebrities › Re: The Hunt For Funmi Adams: Dead Or Alive? by Melonsmasher: 8:36am On Aug 11, 2025
Simmons24:
Do you know anyone that knows funmi personally?
Yes I have a number of her sister
Politics › Re: Senate Presidents Since 1960 by Melonsmasher: 5:09am On Aug 04, 2025
Pat081:
So who is the most useless one out of them all huh
The current one is useless and a great national disgrace
Education › Re: Maduka Uni, DNA Learning Centre To Introduce Biotech, Genetic, molecular Biology by Melonsmasher: 4:59am On Aug 04, 2025
Practical skills that can solve today's real world problems.
Politics › Re: 2027: What Will Happen To Peter Obi If He Returns To PDP? ADC Breaks Silence by Melonsmasher: 10:11pm On Jul 29, 2025
Treasure17:
The only condition he will remain in ADC is the ticket, anything short of that, consider it an exist.
Seriously
Romance › Re: What To Do If You Catch Your Wife With A Man In Your Matrimonial Bed by Melonsmasher: 9:55pm On Jul 28, 2025
Nnamdipapa:
I am not interested in some of her activities and cannot stop her from enjoying herself. A lot of my own stuff I love doing, she has no Interest and I cannot force her.

Life should be very easy.
Trying hard to hide your 40 SIMP characters
Politics › Re: 2027: Tinubu Has Taken Over South, He Needs Little Votes From North – Fayose by Melonsmasher: 6:51am On Jul 26, 2025
Can they talk about achievements first before their selfish ambition to remain in office in 2027
Politics › Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Commissions School Built By LG Chairman In Bariga (Pictures) by Melonsmasher: 11:36pm On Jul 25, 2025
Enugurangers:
If you let anyone gaslight you to vote out APC in Lagos, then that means you are a capital Moomoo.
A good and working governor is not ascertained by his political party. Next Lagos state governor might be from APC and might not perform better than the current one.
Sports › Re: Barcelona Fans Hold Annual Meeting In Kano, Nigeria by Melonsmasher: 7:04am On Jul 25, 2025
Gathering of clowns
Politics › Re: I Will Come To Edo Again – Peter Obi Dismisses Okpebholo’s Threat by Melonsmasher: 10:15pm On Jul 24, 2025
AMINDA:
Be wary of cultists, your Excellency!
This is exactly why I thought the governor tried to caution him about but it's unfortunate alot of people don't know/understand what's going on in the state. Cult killings has become a custom in Edo.
Politics › Re: Buhari: Nigerians are proud of the way Tinubu was buried - Akpabio makes gaffe by Melonsmasher: 6:48am On Jul 24, 2025
PUNANI01:
Bubu is calling tilimbu to join him. We have seers in the name of Akpabio and hope uzodinma
After Buhari what next? na EMI LO KAN
Sports › Re: Victor Osimhen - Transfer Finally Agreed At €75m Deal by Melonsmasher(op): 11:45pm On Jul 22, 2025
Emmizofficial:
Osimhen the controversial player. Instead of putting Nigeria in the world map just like Ronaldo and Messi na Gala you finally land after selling gala on the traffic of Lagos
😆
Literature › Re: A Knock In The Night by Melonsmasher: 11:39pm On Jul 22, 2025
PlayerMeji:
Kicking the door, waving a 44

All you hear is ' Poppa, don't hit me no more..'
On ur mark, get set, when I spark, u wet.
Look how dark it get, when you're marked for d**th...
Health › Re: Taking A Pee Immediately After Unprotected Sex; Myth Or Fallacy ? by Melonsmasher: 11:18pm On Jul 22, 2025
Beremx:
If the pee doesn't come out immediately after sex, what's the way forward?
grin
Crime › Re: Imo State Police Command Smashed IPOB Kidnappers Den by Melonsmasher: 3:03am On Jul 21, 2025
This format is stale, Imo State police can't do more than concoct lies for the gullibles...
Sports › Victor Osimhen - Transfer Finally Agreed At €75m Deal by Melonsmasher(op): 5:33am On Jul 20, 2025
Victor Osimhen transfer finally agreed as Napoli add clause to prevent Serie A return in €75m deal with Galatasaray.

WHAT HAPPENED?
According to Gazzetta dello Sport, Osimhen’s long transfer saga is over as Napoli and Galatasaray have reached a €75 million (£63m/$86m) agreement, ending a turbulent chapter between the striker and the club. Galatasaray will pay €40m (£34m/$46m) up front and the remaining €35m (£30m/$40m) will be sent to Napoli by 2026. The deal also includes a critical clause: Osimhen can’t be sold to an Italian team for two years.

https://www.goal.com/en-gb/lists/victor-osimhen-transfer-agreed-napoli-add-clause-prevent-serie-a-return-eur75m-agreement-galatasaray

Politics › Re: 2027 Tensions: Buhari’s CPC Bloc May Dump APC by Melonsmasher: 2:28pm On Jul 17, 2025
OK
Family › Re: Reasons Why Several Marriages Are No Longer Lasting by Melonsmasher: 2:15pm On Jul 17, 2025
Amotolongbo:
“Reason why marriages aren’t lasting again”.
Were marriages lasting before?
Tell me the time/period when marriages were lasting
Were you born out of wedlock?

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