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Travel / Re: I Am Considering Japa For The First Time In My Life. The Hardship Is Unbearable by Melonsmasher: 1:25pm On Feb 27
If you don't have the fund reasonable enough to japa then thinking about it is useless
Food / Re: See The Beans I Bought For 300 Naira In My Area by Melonsmasher: 11:30am On Feb 27
It has come to this, agbado cretins posting watery food and stating how much it cost..

Una never see anything yet

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Politics / Re: PDP To APC: Where Is Buhari’s Rice Pyramid, You Owe Nigerians Explanation by Melonsmasher: 10:32am On Feb 27
The pyramid of rice, turns out to be a myriad of lies.
Politics / Re: "Nigeria Reaping The Benefits Of Reform" - Ministry Of Information by Melonsmasher: 9:09pm On Feb 26
Ministry of information reaping the benefits of a ruthless reform

They see nothing wrong with the collapsed economy and how it is affecting lives.. They don't give a damn about the people, they enjoy the benefits of a corrupt government through propaganda
Food / Re: Picture Of Giant Rat I Killed In My Farm by Melonsmasher: 5:35pm On Feb 26
OP bursted

Mods take down the post, it shouldn't be on fp, matter of fact the OP should be banned for putting up a deceitful content

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Food / Re: 3 Sachets Of Pure Water Sold For ₦100 In Akure Currently by Melonsmasher: 3:04pm On Feb 26
Where I stay it's 2 for N100
Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Photos Of A Nairalander by Melonsmasher: 12:27pm On Feb 26
Anijay1212:
Congratulations my brother.
God bless your new home in Jesus name Amen.
Location ado ke mmo yak ndidia adesi.
grin grin ;
Itong owo cheesy
Phones / Re: Top 10 States With The Highest Number Of Internet Users In Nigeria by Melonsmasher: 3:01pm On Feb 25
Nonsense news, data wey you dey buy with your own money

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Politics / Re: Hardship: Don’t Join Protest Against Tinubu, Afenifere Begs Yoruba People by Melonsmasher: 2:45pm On Feb 25
The second photo describes it all.. He's speaking for himself

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Politics / Re: FOREX Crisis: Raid On BDCs Ill-Advised, Wrongly-Directed - Peter Obi by Melonsmasher: 11:02am On Feb 25
BOOOOM

how else can they easily comprehend it
Sports / Re: Nigeria's Duo Of Iwobi And Bassey Lead Fulham To Victory At Manchester by Melonsmasher: 10:48am On Feb 25
Ddeliverer007:
Iwobi just dey cut Nigerians ticket back to back.

When he suppose play, he no go play; when he no suppose score, he go score.

Nawa o
grin
Sports / Re: Nigerian Supporters Club Still On The Road From Ivory Coast, Bus Spoils In Ghana by Melonsmasher: 8:48pm On Feb 24
Shame, giant of Africa my ass

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Crime / Re: Police Recover Body Of 2Baba, Killer Of Ahoada East Police DPO (Graphic Photos) by Melonsmasher: 9:02pm On Feb 23
Babangidapikin:
He looks strangle abi why his the tongue coming out ... let me wait for autopsy ..
What nonsense autopsy are you talking about, what for?
Crime / Re: Cross River Man Machetes Lover Over Failure To Visit On Valentine Day (Graphic) by Melonsmasher: 8:58pm On Feb 23
Damn this is evil
Crime / Re: One Feared Killed, Lagos Market Shut Down Over Clash by Melonsmasher: 8:50pm On Feb 23
History555:
No respect for their host and accomodators
Shutup
Politics / Re: I Was Criticized During The Civil War But I Succeeded - Gowon Encourages Tinubu by Melonsmasher: 5:35pm On Feb 23
GeneralPula:

Civil war didn’t start until the demented Ojukwukwu declared Biafra and attacked Nigeria soil!


Ojukwu declared Biafra, then Gowon attacked..

Get the fact
Politics / Re: Cost Of Living: Lagos Civil Servants To Work Three Days A Week by Melonsmasher: 5:15pm On Feb 23
Let them work once per week or rather from home, it's not solving it..
Politics / Re: Hardship: Follow Davido Example, Olajengbesi Tells Dangote, Otedola, Others by Melonsmasher: 3:41pm On Feb 23
Kay25:

If u are bright enough put the 1 simple way forward that u know and let's see how far we can push it for u to get to the top... someone has said something u haven't got any better one u are here thrashing it..smh

πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

Gboom:

You guys are always thinking negative, if you are saying the rich helping the poor is not a solution, then suggest a solution of your own and let us see

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hopexter:


Then what is the solution? People are coming out to provide charities and support to reduce starvation, I expect you to support and feed one or two poor people in your street abut NO! You prefer to condemn those helping and providing for the needy undecided

C l owns.. Why not reduction of fuel price if there's actually something reasonable to be done by a deluded president, but no, the blockhead said earlier that there's no going back from his hogwash decisions. And your gullible minds think giveaways the best solution, how long would that take the country?
Politics / Re: US Officials Pay Working Visit To Governor Alex Otti In Abia (Pictures) by Melonsmasher: 7:42am On Feb 23
Judolisco:
Why d garden egg... After budgeting millions for food and entertaining guests na garden egg una put for table.... Yes na d garden egg concern me.... angry
grin
Politics / Re: Popular Robot Mimicry Actor Jadroita And Her Team Pays A Courtesy Visit To The F by Melonsmasher: 6:32am On Feb 23
OK this was why dollar crashed a bit. Good news
Politics / Re: Hardship: Follow Davido Example, Olajengbesi Tells Dangote, Otedola, Others by Melonsmasher: 6:26am On Feb 23
Clowns keep running around the circus like it's going to solve the major problem, all these aren't the solution instead it will create more troubles, tinubu government is totally clueless

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Politics / Re: Why Are Obedients Angry, That The Dollar Is Crashing?? by Melonsmasher: 6:00am On Feb 23
It raised from 1000 to 1900 then crashed back to 1700 and you are celebrating, you are clowns
Politics / Re: Imagine Nigeria Current Situation Was A Movie What Could Be The Title? by Melonsmasher: 11:35pm On Feb 22
RENEWED HOPE
Politics / Re: Saraki: We Were Portrayed As Enemies When We Demanded Transparency From Buhari by Melonsmasher: 4:58pm On Feb 22
Ogiame:
Not your fault bro...

Just create a giveaway thread now, you'll see him there.
Lwkmd 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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Crime / Re: Gunshots As Hoodlums Hijack Trucks, Steal Food Items In Niger State by Melonsmasher: 4:51pm On Feb 22
lexy2014:
sponsored hoodlums
Shebi..

As we done dey chop wetin better pass statistics grin

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Crime / Re: Gunshots As Hoodlums Hijack Trucks, Steal Food Items In Niger State by Melonsmasher: 4:48pm On Feb 22
lesbiconverter:
he calls himself goodvibes πŸ˜‚
Clueless like his worthless president

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Crime / Re: Gunshots As Hoodlums Hijack Trucks, Steal Food Items In Niger State by Melonsmasher: 4:46pm On Feb 22
Goodvibes007:
Nigerians always hijacking everything even before subsidy removal..After an onion truck was hijacked back in 2021, that was when I know nothing is safe from being hijacked.
Shutup

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Politics / Re: ANALYSIS: Tinubu Must Divide Nigeria Now - Northern Elites by Melonsmasher: 4:25pm On Feb 21
Cassandraloius:
If that will make Nigeria better you guys should carry on.
Secession would easily make things worse for them smh

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Politics / Re: Labour Party Chairman, Julius Abure Arrested In Benin (Pictures) by Melonsmasher: 2:55pm On Feb 21
Lol
Forum Games / Re: You Have 1000 Naira To Create A Perfect Man by Melonsmasher: 2:44pm On Feb 21
drimzsmoke:



Cardbury ice cream is now ₦14,300 in the mall at the moment. I bought that shit for someone 2 days ago.
Sir, I'm not rich but I can NEVER be hungry for the things I want se. Just forget it!!!
How many more people are you going to buy that for in the coming weeks?

Look I know you can never get hungry but I'm sure you care about people around you.

Initially before you started mentioning me, my point there is that this thread is futile.
Forum Games / Re: You Have 1000 Naira To Create A Perfect Man by Melonsmasher: 2:11pm On Feb 21
drimzsmoke:



😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Sebi na wetyn you won dey see be this

Mr Oga, as far as Nigeria is concern, I'm on top of the food chain, I'm not rich, but ebi o le EVER pami. I use all the four to eat bread at once, I'm not filled up but I CAN NEVER be hungry!!!
Yeah they will last till 2027

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