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Politics › Re: Sokoto First Lady Sponsors 500 Men For Circumcision by Melonsmasher: 8:53pm On Dec 22, 2025

Lol

Sports › Re: 2026 World Cup: Nigeria Reveals Why DR Congo Won’t Escape FIFA Sanction by Melonsmasher: 6:01am On Dec 21, 2025

Buikshit

Foreign Affairs › Re: Iragi Journalist Threw Shoes At George Bush 17 Years Ago by Melonsmasher: 2:44am On Dec 17, 2025

Buffalo2:
No be small omo'ta, the way he dodged the shoes eh!

Imagine if the shoes had landed on his lips while talking, imagine if it was tinubu grin

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Business › Re: Top 50 Richest People In The World � by Melonsmasher: 2:34am On Dec 17, 2025

Reloadedisraelp:
Dangota left the group chat.. mtchewww 🚶🚶🚶

Politics › Re: Tinubu Didn't Win 2023 Election, No More 3am Announcement In 2027 - Sen Abaribe by Melonsmasher: 11:12pm On Dec 15, 2025

princeade86:
Every sane Nigerians know. That's why former inec chairman was rewarded with ambassador post

Fact

Politics › Re: 2027: Tinubu Targets South, North-Central For Bloc Votes by Melonsmasher: 6:07am On Dec 15, 2025

Election done start?

Celebrities › Re: Mary Magdalene: Plastic Surgery Addict & Social Media Star Dead At 33 (Pics) by Melonsmasher: 6:02am On Dec 15, 2025

Houseofglam7:
This one will completely decompose even before getting to the morgue. She died a long time ago.

Politics › Re: No Christian Or Muslim Genocide In Nigeria, President Tinubu Insists by Melonsmasher: 8:16am On Dec 13, 2025

Sweep it under the carpet as usual... Worthless APC government with their political brooms

Crime › Re: Roseline Ajesola: Nigerian Lady Arrested In North Carolina For Fraud by Melonsmasher: 8:11am On Dec 13, 2025

Fraudsters... Where are the name checkers
Na Roseline Ajesola be this one o

Crime › Re: Young Lady Found Sexually Exploited In Imo State, Traumatized (Photos/Video) by Melonsmasher: 7:13pm On Dec 12, 2025

ottersberger:
Unfortunately, she's not really also safe at a police station.

They will eventually do worse

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Politics › Re: We Set Trap For A Frog, But Caught An Elephant - Keyamo On Fubara's Defection by Melonsmasher: 6:23pm On Dec 12, 2025

Brainless looters making senseless comment carelessly.. What benefit is your trap to the entire nation??

Forum Games › Re: Who's Winning This Fight ? by Melonsmasher: 8:30pm On Dec 11, 2025

Leopard is stronger than both lion and tiger

Health › Re: Two Annoying Animals. by Melonsmasher: 8:23pm On Dec 11, 2025

MrJames007:
Animals or insects

Submit

Almost everyone here mentioned mosquitoes, but the OP is about animals

Politics › Re: Top 50 Countries With The Worst Governments by Melonsmasher: 3:50am On Dec 11, 2025

Number 15 is disgraceful

Romance › Re: Leg Chain Wearing Woman Is Tormenting My Brother by Melonsmasher: 2:49pm On Dec 10, 2025

marlow1962:
Na lie, she no dy torment your brother, na your brother dy torment himself cus of the love of baddie.

If your brother dy responsible, as him see baddie with leg chain, him no supposed take such person serious cus such person belongs to the street.

No be lie you cap my brother

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Politics › Re: Troops Kill Most Wanted Terrorist “kalamu” In Sokoto by Melonsmasher: 10:25am On Dec 10, 2025

Lies

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Crime › Re: Policeman Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Killing UNIJOS Student by Melonsmasher: 5:52am On Dec 10, 2025

laivwire:
5 years of legal proceedings. Justice delayed is justice denied. This murderer has been living on borrowed time since, the sentencing should be effected with immediacy.

Don't be deceived by that judgment, the long awaited years has been a strategic plot to free him

Foreign Affairs › Re: Most Powerful People In The World (Photos) by Melonsmasher: 4:59pm On Dec 08, 2025

Riskymarvelous:
Powerful or Richer? If nah powerful remove aliko Dangote there abeg

Money is power bro

Foreign Affairs › Re: Most Powerful People In The World (Photos) by Melonsmasher: 4:57pm On Dec 08, 2025

Kim Jung Un the baddest

Politics › Re: Tinubu Commends Nigeria Armed Forces For Protecting Democracy in Benin Republic by Melonsmasher: 3:03pm On Dec 08, 2025

Hypocrisy

Politics › Re: Five Ambassadorial Nominees Haunted By Controversies by Melonsmasher: 8:42am On Dec 07, 2025

Corruption at its peak

Food › Re: Zone With The Highest Alcohol Consumers In Nigeria 2024 - STATISENSE by Melonsmasher: 2:11pm On Dec 06, 2025

HgAkpobomeEr:
Peter Obi built a brewery for the East, but they don't drink alcohol. They drink palm wine and Ogogoro.

Talkative... Isn't Palm wine and ogogoro alcoholic?

Food › Re: Cheap Chicken Egusi Soup And Stew i cooked with 1700 naira. by Melonsmasher: 7:48pm On Dec 05, 2025

thisisit:
I SEE MALNUTRITION IN THE FOOD
I SEE POVERTY IN THE FOOD
I SEE TINUBULATION IN THE FOOD
I SEE HARDSHIP IN THE FOOD

THESE I HAVE SEEN

Go and have a seat dude

Crime › Re: Gunmen Kidnap Two Chinese Expatriates From BUA Construction Site In Kwara by Melonsmasher: 7:44pm On Dec 05, 2025

simpleseyi:
They are still in training

Crime › Re: Gunmen Kidnap Two Chinese Expatriates From BUA Construction Site In Kwara by Melonsmasher: 11:25am On Dec 05, 2025

Smh lol where were the forest gaurds

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Islam › Re: Are You A Miser? by Melonsmasher: 11:23am On Dec 05, 2025

What's going on with nairaland today

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Business › Re: Anambra State Completes Second Mega Mall In The State (video & Photos) by Melonsmasher: 10:49am On Dec 05, 2025

Elvis2kay:
Obi is a total failure as a former Anambra governor, nothing to remember about him apart from Alcholic

Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Offers To Cover Funeral Costs For Victims Of American Mass Shooting by Melonsmasher: 1:41pm On Dec 04, 2025

RUBBISH

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Politics › Re: Sowore Calls Governor Eno "A Masquerade" Who Should Be Arrested by Melonsmasher: 5:26pm On Dec 03, 2025

chudez0147:
Sowore is very matd on this one. Some of these villages evil people hide behind that covering to hurt people.

Same way your clown politicians hide behind their coverings to destroy the people

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