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This Tinubu na typical Dunce!

APC and Tinubu, na Ogun go kee una papa!!!
He promised to reduce the purchasing power of the people and slow down the economy.
Promise fulfilled 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This moronic APC administration are asking Peter Obi and Atiku to share ideas that will move us out of the situation we are as a Nation.

Think of this, How will you feel when someone stole your phone and call you with another number asking you to send the password of the phone he/she stole from you?

By midday it was clear that the man Peter Obi will sweep the polls. The chairman was just coming from the situation room cradling a ringing phone.

He had done all that was asked of him. He’d slowed down the tsunami of PVC registrations and collections. Even today, he had looked the other way while election materials were sent late or not at all to strategic locations.

Which was why he was pissed off about this IREV suggestion these people have been making non-stop for the past hour. If they couldn’t win with all the odds he had tilted in their favour, maybe they didn’t deserve to win. And it doesn’t matter how much they were paying.

He settled into his chair and picked the call.

“Switch it off! Switch it off! Switch the damn IREV off!”, came the panicked and shrill voice of the cunning old fox.

The chairman recoiled from the violence of the request. It was as if the man would die if he didn’t get his wish.
He replied in an even voice, trying to calm him down, “I can’t, I’m sorry. Your request means we won’t have any elections.”
“So be it!”, came the bark from the fox without hesitation.

“Look. Sir… Chief … my phone has been ringing off the hook from your people asking for the IREV to be turned off. I won’t do it. The President will be livid.”

“Prof...”, hissed the fox, calmer now. The kind of calm that seeped through gritted teeth, pregnant with mortal threat. “The president? Which President? Don’t make me laugh.”

“Eerm…”, the chairman began. His confidence ebbing, “is the President aware?”

“Look at this man. You think I play around? Of course he is aware.”

“But… but… The country will burn, sir!”

“I don’t care if the country burns! Switch it off now!”

The Chairman stood briskly and the inside of his knee pushed his massive plush chair with the insignia of his office such that it stopped violently at the wall behind him. He placed his left hand on the polished oak table and leaned into the phone in his right hand as if by doing so he could make a different sense from what just hit his eardrum. The country should burn?
O c’mon, thought the chairman. His anger brought his confidence back.

“I can’t. I’m sorry. I’ve been to Chatham house to claim that our system can’t fail! I have a reputation to protect!”

“How much is your reputation?! I’m tired of arguing with you. Jide has sent something to your dollar account.
It is the carrot. Believe me, you don’t want to see the stick.
Switch it off now!”

With that, the phone went off. The chairman knew immediately because he pulled the smartphone from his ear to stare at it like he’d never seen it before when the call ended.

This man is evil. He needed to be stopped. He readied himself to call the president when the alert chimed.

The figure looked impossible. He opened the app almost gingerly, as if the smartphone would explode without warning. His feet wobbled and he sank back into his seat.
He felt lightheaded. Delirious. Happy. What was his reputation worth? Well the characters displayed on his banking app more than covers it. The “stick” won’t be necessary.
To hell with the country, didn’t feel so bad after all. Finally, he smiled.

His next call wasn’t to the president. To hell with that sanctimonious, walking monument of corruption too. His next call was to the IT executive in charge of IREV.
“This is important. Listen carefully…”, he began.

And thus the massive win of Peter Obi was hidden from public view, later to be destroyed by a judiciary bought and paid for.

#NeverForgetIREV

Super Eagles of Nigeria's defence and Tinubu's brain are one and the same. Nothing gets in at all at all

adefitim:
So Tyler water has better lyrics to Unavailable and City Boy?
Though she truly deserved it cuz Her trended in many countries

The lyrics for Water are waaaaaay better than that wack ass City Boy & Unavailable, abeg

South African genre is always ahead of us which is why they win always. Our music is just beats, wack lyrics and our marketing strategies (Giveaways).

Best News of the night so far from The Grammys

Even as rich as Tinubu is, he doesn’t enjoy wealth like you’d expect. Nothing about him speaks of wealth and luxury nor class — not the clothes he wears, not the words he speaks nor how he carries himself points to a well-traveled man. He lacks social skills and we’ve seen that multiple times during global leader's conferences he has attended so far. He sticks out like a sore thumb so I can see why a lot of BATidiots thought that running off to France (away from herdsmen and Aso Rock responsibilities) was a luxury instead of watching a game overseas LIVE.

DatNiggaDaz:
While Tinubu is in France enjoying uninterrupted power supply in Paris with intra-veinous cocain been pumped into his veins.

The plans of Bobo Chicago, the Lagoon developer illustrated in simple terms below

People like Yarimo, FreeStuffsNG, Moh247 & Mannabbqgrillz will definitely avoid this thread.

Na Ogun go kee that NFF chairman so😡

Name the f**king religious sect or shut tha f**k up!!!

yarimo:
BODE GEORGE you are noted, but you must relocate from Nigeria as you promise. TINUBU is now president federal republic of Nigeria

Shut up your dirty mouth, abeg😡

[quote author= post=128237840]Our Reply at dem MANNA......[/quote]You and your APC ilks got Nigeria into its current situation!!!🖕😒🙄

WhisperedNoise:
Lol
Tinubu is actually doing well. He is breaking the record as the most USELESS president to have ever ruled Nigeria.

Buhari was a failure. Emefiele was a failure. But compared to Tinubu, those guys are Harvard graduates.

Yesterday, #1 was equal to $0.0006. That's how PATHETIC the economy is in less than 2 years of government.

The more painful thing is that demented, pathetic foot soldiers like yarimo, helineus, MannaBBgrills, okoroawusa and other lunatics will rush to defend APC. May the thunder of heaven strike all of you.

Tinubu should resign in absolute shame and disgrace.

The thunder wey go fire those APC urchins na ×1000000. Watch as they'll avoid this thread.

We are making the local news over there in Belgium....Wawu!!!!!


*We can further slow down the Economy and widen the tax net* ......
"Bola Ahmed Tinubu".😶

[quote author= post=128223843]In saner climes, when tolls are collected, it is pushed back into the society and use for the betterment of the citizens.

If that is what it will be used for in this part of the world, it is highly welcome
Bit if it is going to be looted (this is what the sane ones put of the ones protesting) are really scared of.
The government should let the citizens believe in them
Sanwo-Olu is really trying with infrastructures as we can all see anyways.

God bless Nigeria 🇳🇬[/quote]Always talking 💩 as usual!!

Emmy909:
Stop playing

It's pleeeennnnnty

Dicado:
So beautiful...

Now, waiting for the Hollywood version!

Try and watch this movie entitled Munich. The MOSSAD did something similar when they stormed a PLO hideout in Turkey. They took out all the PLO members in similar style.

God1000:
On top of which situation, those APC guys in government are truly sick in the head

You'll never find FreeStuffsNG and his ilks on threads like this.

These APC nitwits are asking "Peter Obi" to share ideas that will move us out of the situation we are as a Nation.

Think of this, How will you feel when someone stole your phone and call you with another number asking you to send the password of the phone he/she stole from you?

Hold the Man that stole power responsible and stand on the fraud mandate.
Punk muthafuckaz 😤

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That Beemer for back enter eye oooooo😍

The concept of the video was stolen from Jay-Z & Jermaine Dupri's Money Ain't A Thang!

I'd love to smoke whatever stuff the person wey do this survey been smoke😁

It will NEVER EVER be well with the APC and everyone that has anything to do with them for bringing Nigeria down to this sorry state.
My first car was a tokunbo Toyota Corolla SE 2006 model of which cost me N1.6m back in November of 2013.

PrinceOfLagos:
Who's that lady with fake yansh?

Na to showcase am for prospective men as clients wey go fit pay for the f**k wey she go give in order to recover her investment spent on the yansh procedure.

WhiteNRed:
See Tunde Ednut reply below but those empty brains will always look for issues where there is none, just to console themselve.

Tunde wrote: “This is huge for me, wow I am very honoured sir, wow, Thank you, but sir I am not a blogger sir, I am an entertainer sir.”

But let's be real here.
Tunde failed as an entertainer and succeeded as a blogger and this is pure facts.

The APC has really taken Nigeria to an all time low.... Haba?? No single sign of development anywhere 😢

JAMO84:
This is unacceptable, when we voted for renewed hope, we believe insecurity will be tackled head-on. The President need to sit up and do more. RIP to those that lost their lives, may the Almighty Allah rest their souls.

Meanwhile, I don't want to see any useless fascist in my mention, because whatever you say, Tinubu will do better than the other two dummies any day any time.

So you finally agreed that Buhari is a dummy