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Odunharry: Mencade5 i see you

oga odunharry, is an honor for me to be here.

Hw is ur day going for you?

i wont lie. I haff never hit any lady in my life since i was born.

i always give ladies gift if they wrong me.

too of runz from some ladies na im dey cause this kind thing.
Some poeple are looking and hoping to have just one chilld, others that dont know the value takes it for granted.

Hmmmm...

but this letter is supporting runz girls to continue their evil deeds sha.

ikelvin: My Dear Bros,

I am tired of you whining about your girlfriend. What is it that you want? What are your expectations? She grew up in a city where “chop my money” by P-square is the soundtrack of our existence. She has Eldee singing, “ki lo fe, shey moto ni?” (what do you want, is it a car?); where Skuki is telling her to stop complaining that the sex is sore after obtaining a Prada purse; and Olamide is demanding that she “go down low” before she can get whatever expensive bric-a-brac she wants.

She is on the internet watching flamboyant proposals on YouTube- one guy pays for the whole seats in a movie theatre just so he can propose to his girlfriend over a Sex and the City footage. Another pays for advertisement space at a basketball game just so his popcorn-loving babe can see herself on big screen as he pops the question: “Will you

marry me?”

She has friends in school who drive around in Kia Optima bought by boyfriends working in Abuja.

That is her reality. You met her that way- a broke student with expensive dreams, living with a retired father and five siblings waiting every month, with gluttony for a cape, ready to dive into the old man’s pocket to gobble their own share of his pension. Sometimes they wait for months, and months turn to years, while sons become petty thieves and daughters convert to part-time prostitutes.

You met her that way- with an expensive ipad and no job. You didn’t question the Louboutin she wore on your first date; you didn’t raise an eyebrow when you saw her rocking a N75,000 swatch; you admired her head full of weaves and nodded approvingly. That weave costs N230,000. Don’t you know? Have you been living under a rock? So what are you complaining about?

After six months, the excitement of what she must have felt when her eyes settled on your good looks have worn off considerably; her true needy nature is in full bloom, and you start to rant, turn to a preacher yelling: “Money is not everything. Why are women so desperate and greedy? Money cannot buy happiness…”

Is love going to pay her fees and keep her greed for the good things of life at bay? So dad’s pension has been delayed for the fifth month. The last time he almost died on the queue waiting for hours, now he has announced to all his children- all shacked up in one sorry Nigerian University or the other- to go fend for themselves. Their only source of support is as good as dead.

Your babe is in her second year studying business administration. She has bills to pay and no clue how to get it sorted. She has a mop on her head (been sitting there for over nine weeks) that she needs to get rid of (to affix another more glorified one); her knickknacks are running out…and there you stand, with your portmanteau and a badly beaten golf car, talking about love and beautifully written letters.

Why do we like to buy trouble in the open market like this? How do you expect a struggling student of the Federal Republic of Nigeria with zero parent/government support, and siblings who are just as deprived, to worry about love and constant pings, or care about plastic red flowers you buy once a year on Valentine’s Day?

Think

Leave the student to focus on her life and the ugly challenges threatening to consume her. Stay away, your love is the last thing she needs. Unless that love comes with pocket money and a Hyundai saloon car, just forget it. You are complicating her life even more with your N70,000 job.

Why don’t you find a woman…you know? A woman with a job, who would shriek with joy when you ping her? One you can spend hours with talking about love and sweet nothings and she wouldn’t ask for recharge cards.

Aren’t you tired of being an ATM? It’s not like you have anything really. Your salary can barely sustain you. You’ve neglected your mother just so you can take Miss Under-graduate to the cinema every weekend to make up for the Blackberry Q300 you couldn’t buy for her.

Hian! Wake up, man! If you were my brother I’ll slap you out of this thick delirium. Be wise. Love with wisdom. With a N70,000 pay slip every month, the last thing you need is her love.

Soon you’ll start planning a wedding and children in your state of lack- the two of you walking into the arms of penury; claiming to have been captured by love. You see why you deserve a material lover? –Because your brain is on permanent retreat.

ooo pee,

make i confess i have done most of what you wrote there. God forgive me.

It wont happen again i promise

they planned it. No naija lady can ever open their arrogant mouth to propose to a naija guy. but you will see them carrying feminists placards up and down, but cant do what a normal feminists do.

ooo pee,

they really dont haff anything to offer. They are like the biological parasites that keeps benefitting and benefitting from us without adding positiveness to our lives.

Instead they bring all their wahala and problems to our feets, some even extend their family problems for us to solve. Just imagine.

Look at the wahala they bring to you.

1. Your freedom is lost
2. No peace of mind
3. Reduction in your savings or no savings at all.
4. Increase in spending unnecesarily.
5. They distort your focus.
6. Neglect to your brothers at home.
7. Deprive your sisters from enjoying your money and taking it all for herself.
8. Reduction of blood due to too much e j a c ulation.
9. Fear of STIs due to their walka walka up and down from one man to another man because of greed and long throat.


Mscheeww

*make i go check my beans for fire before the thing burn*

Mprex: I keep seeing topics that are against ladies everywhere and i can say its getting annoying

if a lady doesnt have anything to offer you as a man, why are you going after her

dont get annoyed at all. These guys are my converts. Get set for more revolution against wayo and dubious ladies.

oooooo peeeee,

we the Brothers Uniom of Nairaland yaff decided to give you an ultimatum. Today being the third day, if she no give you fvck this night. Then throw her out tomorrow morning.

Stop disgracing us. How could allow one small girl deceive and play you like mumu?

Be a man and voice out your anger and frustration on her.

You have just this night to do it. No more excuse from her. Else, we will delete your username on nairaland.

Signed

P.R.O.

Brothers Union, Nairaland Branch.

some women and their thinking. Will this bring late mandela?

fulani settled on yoruba land and became their leader.

like some fooools will always say

''jonathan is behind this attack''.

this is buhari's trick.
Buhari cannot deceive us at all.

ya allah your children are working.

puffpuff: I waited for more than 6 months. families interceded but insisted the apology be done by me. That has been her usual practice. Always making me to apologize even when she is at fault.

na wa oooo. I dont know where they get all their arrogance and illogical thinking from?. Many of them are spoilt. Am sure your ex is regretting now.

redgem: He will prevent us from going in doors

nothing concern me and him ooo.
Singing

''just the 2 of us
we can make it if we try
just the 2 of us ooooooo
just the 2 of us''

redgem: *coughs* no need, just ask Reyginus

and what has reyginus got to do with us?

serege: Seriously, do ladies actually do that? @ number 5
eewww, that's so gross

of course. I swear they do it.

redgem: Another correction to be noted
I DON'T HAVE SMALL B O O BS

but what am seeing in ur pix is a direct opposite of what you said.

Oya enter room make i see am jor

puffpuff: This is what my ex did this after our introduction ceremony and it stopped our wedding arrangement. I got bored and in the process met my wife. we got married within 8 months after. We are happily married for 4 years now with 2 kids. "miss come and beg me' is still searching . Nobody is indispensable

my brother am happy for you and this marriage of yours ooo. So this was how your ex lose correct husband like you eh? Chaiii...like in my own case, i gave her hidden ultimatum of 3 months. Which will expire august 10, after that na to proceed to a new lady. She is still forming stubborn lady. We hardly see, but resides in the same city.

redgem: Hmmm!!!

Correction 1
9ja girls are not dirty only few, out of 100 girls, only 1 will be dirty.

Correction 2
Cancel the nigerian girls using alum for their p...sy and u can replace it with prostitutes only if the hypothesis has been proven

Correction 3
We 9ja girls are not stingy, we tend to share with friends so, asking for take away is not bad
It is only bad when the dude is broke and we know the size of his empty wallet


You were looking for big b o o bs and u got what u wanted... When all the men starts looking for ladies with big b o o bs, what do u expect ladies with small b o o bs to do?

i will only focus on the b o o obs part. I have since stop chasing big b o o obs, small bo o obs is now my preference that is why am sticking with you.

oya no fight me again, i dey wait for you for my room.

*drops pot of palm oil stew from gas cooker*

hmmmm...rocgirl. You got this time.

As usual....

This is quite unfortunate, his deeek is now useless to his girlfriend. The annoying thing right now is that his girlfriend in a matter of days will start fvcking another dude's deeek.

Such is life

Infoay: hmmm.. You must be speaking from experience.

na so. But people's experience dey inside too

Omomehn: I think i shld comment on d topic of discussion nw. I hate it when girls get lazy in bed, getting tired after say 45mins. The most annoying is when they wont try out other styles bt wld rather stick 2 d missionary shit. Boring folks!

hmmmm...i dey learn from you ooo.
U dey hear from ollyboy so?

Omomehn: u go find out for d part 2. Watch out!

ok...oooo

Omomehn: oya e do like that. I wan maintain my anonymous status.

u no go escape ooo. Na how u take know say na me be this sef?

Omomehn: guy jst bone! I done dey watch u tey tey as efcc dey take eye yahoo boys

pascal.....u na bad boy ooooo. Chukwu just tell me say na u be omomehn.

chimkaire: Been around...seen the pm

i doubt if you have been around. Tell me true jor.

I just send another to you

Omomehn: okayyy, u tink say na only u waka come here b4?

wait ooo. Chris na you true true? Hahahahaha

dadarupees: dem go dey form virgin

my brother dont mind them. Nonsense virgin

chimkaire: Fine, thank you.

where have u been since? I just pm you now.

Omomehn: Check my username guy. Ask chukwu who be omoMEHN

hahaha....an abusite don catch me oooo. Wait, na public admin you do or accounting or business admin? Chukwu number dey for my other sim.
Chris na u be this?