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TRADELYN:
Hmmm...this one pass meee.

I wish donTbone could give your close friend's side of the story to make this issue get balance!

Wey rigarmortis Ooo

tradelyn the greet research expertist. I don come. Happy holiday

SkinnyDude: i too dey gbadu your style. thumb up.

skinnydude my brother from another mother. Where you go hide na? we miss you ooo. Happy holiday

donTbone: 6 years after dating,she now craves on braking up with the guy. This lady happens to b my close pal's girlfriednd. Now asked her a question 'why did u want to breakup?' replied that she needs some space. Well,fine...uv gotten the space u need but she has changed completely(i mean the dressing). She is a SU type (bt uses makeup and earings o)...

The funniest tin now is that after she broke up,she congfessed to missing the guy. I adviced her to go back to him nd she replied 'if your friend is ready to accept me' (wering makeup,earings,trousers,e.t.c) of wich my friend wont eva succumb to her putting on trouser. Thething that baffled me most is dat,asking her d question 'who are u?'...she replied 'this is the real me'. Then i askd,av u bin pretending all this while inn your relatuionship?'... 'yes' she replied.

Now my question is... Can a lady pretend for 6years in a relationship and what advice can you give to her to return to d relationship?

if you want to die of hypertension then study a woman.

A woman can stay with you for 1000 years, you may think you have gotten all the codes about her. My brother na lie!

No matter how hard a man try to know a lady, she will only allow you to know her 5 percent. The rest you will never know.

Just let that your friend know that his babe his no longer his alone. He should erase love from his eyes and do the needful.
Fvck her till he get tired.

Goodluck

brownideye: she gave me her number,
but she doesnt wassup me back.
she only wants me to call her and anytime i call she will ask "is it good news?" "is it money?".
i think she is not interested in me, but i am in love with her. please, how do i get her off my mind and my heart?

help a super eagle

ideye dont let this issue spoil your performance at west bromwich albion ooooo.
Hmmmmm...

rocgirl:

I've never stop 'beering' with you baby.
When are you taking me to katangora this week?
Lets plan to get there right on time before other shoppers arrives.

hahahaha...alright. No wahala. Let me plan our schedule then.

Meanwhile...send me your bank account details let me send you some cash for you to take care of your personal issues like hairs, pads(not playstation), manicure etc.

I need to take care of you more.

rocgirl: Lol..
No be #30 you dey drop for two pots of soup every week?

hahaha...just beer with me. With time we go make am. Remeber say na all those and co clothes wey you demand na im pack all my miliyons!

gbadexy: Most of the IUDs are detonated remotely with handsets. That's why army in northeast get aggressive when someone brings out their phones near their checkpoint.
They've been using it for ages in iraq also in the road side bomb blasts detonated when military vehicle passes.
Its possible the girls were strapped with the explosives and dropped at a crowded place where they intend to blow and threaten to shoot her if she doesn't walk fast towards the area.

hmmm...sounds plausible. I agree with you to some extent. They ,ay just order her to walk to a point where they want to carry out the explosion.

Bororojo: hahhahahaha
#DEAD!

my oga...well done ooo

rocgirl: My darling,
Ofcourse i love you,reasons i've never really complained about the concoction meals i've been eating since i moved in with you 5 months ago.
Btw,don't forget buying a ragolis bottle of palm oil from Aunty muyiba's kiosk when coming home.,awa own haff finish!!

can you cook a pot of soup with 100 naira?

aluunoble: Lol ebola, for 4yrs? U no hear say d guy got d problm @ 16 and nw he's 21?

mr man this is not an issue that you joke with. Someone coming online to seek opinion or advise doesnt make him an object of mockery.
Please just leave it like that.

rocgirl: ..Just a quick reminder,
Please, try as soon as you can to settle that #200 debt you're owing Nduka the raw food seller at the back of our street.
The guy told me you were yet to pay for a derica of rice you bought last christmas. Darling,please do something about it asap!

baby love me when i am poor, not when i am rich. Please pay on my behalf.

ichidodo: [color=#1980BC] Those cannot be the chibok girls but you have analyse the policy change in Boko haram as regards to terrorism and suicide bombings.The North as a society do not care for their female folk, they are the least to get educated,the least in the islamic faith,their rights are trampled on anyhow and to a certain extent they are traded off as properties to men.Right now some have lost faith with this idealogy and so some are prone to be brainwashed for a final pay day,a final act of complete obedience to their faith,a shot at martydoom,a supreme sacrifice for paradise is worth a thousand years in this miserable,poverty ruined life in the North.....Besides, the hijab makes a good camouflage.. [/color]

you may be right. I did my nysc in kano. Finished february this year. I entered 50 percent of the local government there. I saw their plight there, the poverty level. How many cant buy books or fend for themselves. As a corper then, once u tell me u dont have books i always get them a new one. I saw the rate girls were handed over in marriages.
Truely girls dont have importance there. And i guess it leads to them being brainwashed. This hijjab is even making it easier for them to carry out this task.

rocgirl: It wasn't darling!
That envelop you gave me contained a book-me-down note meant for iya suraju the iru seller down the street.
She said you were still owing her #145 making it a total of #165 as we speak!

woman! U are wrong. I cant be having the book me down note with me. It is the seller that keep such note.
I still insist i gave u a cheque of 500,000 naira

safarigirl: So they have colonised Borno, they're now off to colonise Kano on their way to their Sharia state....FG is not in control of this country. We don't have a government.

Military take-over is long overdue, coups were started on far more trivial matters.

Update:
It's another female suicide bomber...where did the Boko boys get these female bombers suddenly? The Chibok girls have been radicalised

i said before, these are the chibok girls...the bomber in kaduna that dressed like a girl was a signal that girls will be the next carriers of suicide bombing.

Nigerians , chibok girls are now pure terrorists,

its time to bomb the whole sambisa now.

rocgirl: My dorling,
It's not like i didn't love you enough to have taught you how to cook that way--you caused it.
You wanted to have fried rice,moi-moi,plantains and chicken for lunch that day but gave me only #40,remember??

i gave u cheque of 500,000 to for food stuff yesterday na. What happen to the money?

chimkaire: Na, e-mail aint set on my phone yet. Will reply when I do // Happy hols

alright sweerie

do enjoy ur holiday
stay safe.

chimkaire: Yep, I do...?

let me pm you then.

Orikinla: PM me.

done. Tanx

uboma: You may be right. Apart from sexually abusing these girls, they may also be brainwashed to become suicide bombers for BH. imagine the 16 year old girl that blew herself yesterday while trying to gain access to Bayero University in Kano.
So many questions left unanswered...

very true...a month is enough for them to get brainwashed.

But it is only few nigerians that can think of this.

FlirtyKaren: here is a photo of a 3 year old terror victim @ d Sabon gari explosion in Kano yesterday.

Nigeria police says today's bomb blast is by a female suicide bomber. the suicide bomber suspected to be a female had slipped into the crowd of citizens buying kerosene at the Station before detonating the explosives.

read more - http://www.lailasblog.com/2014/07/fresh-bomb-blast-in-kano.html

these females bombing themselves maybe the chibok girls. The spirit of islam has been transferred into them.

redgem: Hmmm...

Ok....

lets get to know ourself better. Expect a pm from but follow me asap.

allah's children at work.

allah' s children at work.

allah's disciples at work.

rozzay: . Madam/oga I tot all d men here r ugly nd cannot do.

you boyfriend's name is shrek.

MissYuzedo: my odolondolo no get ebola

hahahaha...that your odolondolo has ibadan girls tribal mark. Are you from there?

agrovick: ehn. Happy salah

same to you my brother...where the rice na?

Ishilove: Yes, after you go for a test

did it since na. Am clean and negative from all infections.

Go and do yours. I will wait for you.

chimkaire: Haha! Fine, you?

am wonderful? You do whatsapp?

MissYuzedo: *Twerks into thread, spreading my odolondolo lips*


Mencade5, agybabe, agrovick come n suck

#BITG

MissYuzedo i only suck my girlfriend's booobs for now. Am scared of Ebola now due to fluid exchange.

Orikinla: The ones I have known and met from Accenture and KPMG got there by their academic and professional merits. And they are truly God fearing.
They are single and top flight professionals. And they are even humble too.

hmmm....really? If thats the case no wahala.

But how do i get intouch to one of them? I need to verify things for myself.

agrovick: hian! Andyblaze warn yourself. BITG

agrovick, how far na? Abeg na andyblaze be missyuzedo?