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PointB: Why shouldn't I quote you? Especially when you have made a valid point!

I support joor!

hahaha...my brother...na those haters i write the thing for. No vex. Hw today na?

hmmm

say no to hijab wearing.

ghana, land of s e x u a l heaven.

if Allah does not support evil and boko haram proclaim they are doing the work of allah, which is evil, then which allah is boko haram working for?

#armed myself with arsenal of insultive ammunition.

confusion in africa is too much.

let there be a ban for all hijabs in nigeria.


#mind you business, haters please dont quote me.

i dey here

Garri United FC

last season's success was marred due to the fact that we were new to the FPL competition and this naivity caused our dear team some vital points.

Little by little we became adepted to the system then it was almost too late to come back to a challenging position as a result of unnecesary transfers, accrued expenses weekly of atleast -8 points in a single week game.

Alas, lessons have been learnt, skills have been acquired and expertise improved. Garri United FC is poise to cause a major upset this season and to give you all a run for your money.

the compilation of all teams into a single will make this league more competitive, which is good for the team.

try to challenge Garri United FC at your own peril.!!!

rocgirl: Smh....
Pictures of that stew falling from your hand or......

i will show u later.

temigracie: ,......**immediately grabs popcorn and coke***.....i love dis kin drama

hmmm...where you see drama oooo? Hw r u madam?

Lorlaahlozz: iffa hear

send me your bank details let me send you some money

bolo and hausa muslims are working hand to hand

chibok girls are back


#dont bring back our girls

op no need for God in this matter. God demands you use your number 6 this time around.

Yetunde betrayed you by lying to you that she was a virgin, which was a blatant lie.

She wanted to deceive you by telling you no sex before marriage which is what many dubious ladies are using to tie innocent men.

Thirdly, your father has sampled her front and back. And she revealed it to you.

Solution.

1. There is only one answer for all this. Dont ever marry her. Your thought would constantly be fill with the fact that your father has fvcked your wife.

2. Yetunde is a killer. She wasnt a virgin and she lied to you that she was. Brother i tell you, she can kill you and sleep with your worst enemy. The biggest mistake men make is to believe this nonsense of no sex before marriage.
True life story, there was this pastor in my area that wanted to marry a lady from his church, church doctrine said no sex, and they abide, after the wedding time for fvck come reach na, when the pastor, it looked as if he is inside a big hole. He doesnt even know if he is outside the woman or inside the woman. I guess he is still regretting this up till date.

Dont be deceived, we pray for a godly woman but God will not come down and choose wife for you. Do it yourself. No let some of these churches deceive you ooo.
Check the bible, a servant was sent to choose a wife for isaac, jacob picked his wife rebecca and leah by himself.

Dont marry her. If a lady is a virgin go to hospital to check it, afterall some churches will not wed you if you are AS and lady is AS.

Lastly, fvck the lady that you want to marry. Dont allow all this nigerian mentality make you regret.

Sorry for the long talk

ok

speaking igbo

animal bia.

there is e-assasination currently going on in nairaland.
I was almost e-assasinated by a lady that use a male monicker here in nairaland because of speaking the truf.

MaziOmenuko: We are rebuilding our stadium and making some managerial changes and might effect a name change with our promotion to the first division.

I will introduce a new rebranded team much later.

How is the transfer market?

my brother, the market seems to be a favorable one this season with so many options. This season there is no divisional leagues like last year, all of us are packed together in a single league...but the head to head cup, are still separated with F A cup, Carling cup, and conference cup respectively.

farano: *speechless*
mencade5 can't try this

*opens nairaland curtain, peeps into thread*

really? See this gal oooo.

*tears 50 naira t shirt in anger*

oya send me your bank account details let me send you something.

+counting money.....N570,000 puts it on the table, N600,000 places it on the other side of the table.+

Badb0y4lyf: 20likes for that talk true talk. No body came here 2 fight or agure jus an avenue to gain m0re kn0wledge.

and when you as a guy expose certain truth about ladies, so that will be informed, you will see insult from them. But i always fight them back. Na one man soldier i be ooo

2sExy1: [size=50pt]jesus! I dont wanna die [/size]

hahaha...u dey to go hell fire?

Gynacologist: alum? bin hearin tat fo sometym hw tru is tat?

i swear they do it. Ladies will never let you know about it. It is the local form of v a g i n a l tightener. But habe the 5ex they wash it, and they wide pus-sy retains its normal state.

MaziOmenuko: Now you're getting the real pix

mazi, i did not see mazi fc in the nairaland premier league of FPL. Haven't you register yet? Or na change of team?

January27: No 5 got me laffing, I'm just hearing this for the first time. Do people do it for real?

wait a minute? Are u not in nigeria? They do it almost everywhere na.

snadguy007: Chop knuckle brother Mencade


Heartbreaking stories like 'i gave her everytin i can give a lady but she ended up breaking my heart' are becoming annoying now. So relationship nowadays are best ran like business venture. You get the same thing i benefit from u. No loser, no winner.

my brother i collect am. Well done bro.

rozzay: . We have nofin good to offer but in d next 2000 yrs or more we can't see u guys doing without us so in my opinion point holds no water. Case closed. Mtcheeeeeeeeeew

judge rozzay, you have no authority to close this case. My opinion is from a realistic point of view, whether it hold water or not shouldnt be problematic to you.
Just leave it like that.

Mprex: too bad that the ladies you have in your life are "wayo and dubious" in nature. I guess you have to work on your personality in order to attract the right ladies into your life

pwahahahahaha....woman, you are funny.
The work of a psychic doesnt fit you. That the ladies in my life and personality?
You really dont know what you are saying.

Odunharry: going fine sir....how ar ur converts?

my brother, those guys are doing quite an impressive job.
I stop posting topic to give more room for them nourish and improve in this calling.
A female almost e-assasinate me here on nairaland for speaking the truth about naija ladies.
But the gospel must continue...we shall carry on with this task.

Tank you

[quote author=Badb0y4lyf][/quote]my brother, na u be my oga ooo. No time to pretend ooo. In rugged man voice: ''I will continue to speak my mind, i go speak out black and white''

can we also know the reason why many ladies open their legs wide for every tom, deeek, and harry?