₦airaland Forum

Apprentice Uwa Mmebi...

Assassin ndi agu( Hungry Assassins)

If he could pay for assassin at 19yrs, he would certainly raise a Notorious Sect by 25yrs..

How I wish the court could sentence to sambisa to assassinate all boko boyz..

The 992 person to ve committed suicide since May 2015..

The mumu no sabi where Army barracks dey

End time OAP...

Rayplanet:
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
This MENIX of a guy is a comedian par excellence. But that'll be Ur condition when ASP ENSHI catches U.

Hahahahahahahahaha..
Enshi go kill person with that him uniform..

The Revolutionist....
APC Nightmare..
The grassroot champion..
The only Governor who fears no body odor...

I salute u sir...

Killing 4 just to catch rice smugglers

What has Nigeria turn to

It was certainly not a truck of rice for them not to catch up but a hungry man who had gone to buy rice across our border..

This country is messed up..

RIP to the deceased...

Yusufg2:
hi guy pls who know d salary and allowance of a.s.p in civil defence and that of police.

This wan wey u dey ask for ASP salary for Civil defence, u wan buy supplementary form

Chaiii..

See watin dey don do our president..
Our president is now under the control of "Do as i say"..
Aisha must be as frustrated as hell to ve leaked..

My prayer this night will be for Buhari...

She dey very lucky say no be roof for oshodi she land, by now she for dey Sango Ota division of Hell fire...

Not even production but repair
Abeg ve we started producing pencil as promised abi nah vision 2020

sqooby:
Suppose you are asked to walk naked during daylight and win $1m...Lets see who got some balls

Pls dont suppose anything, just show me the money nd i will not just get naked during daylight but will extend it to moonlight..

JTF make una shut up, nah street boiz una confront nd not militant..

If una see militant, una no dey report that News because una dey see watin madam koikoi see wey make am sell her koikoi...

enshi:
For once in a very long while.... Someone is making Me laff hia.... Oga you go be my first arrest...

ASP Enshi arrest me
Nah curse u go use kill me for detention...

ThundrCork:
"Completion of Primary School Education is required"

Where did the Op see graduate . A lot of Nigerian graduates can't read and comprehend

Guy the spirit of Dullard see you run...

You mean as a graduate, u did not understand the Op's topic
Guy u need chisos...

I haf tire 4 all this News oooo...

Infact i dey go sow police uniform like this nd start work while i await for my appointment letter...

They were swapped for a bag of Rice...

Lie Mohammed representing...

Ada9103:
Kedu ije nwanne mmadu

Nne i bu pawpaw Jerico..
Chaii, Nwa chisos kere ubochi uka...

If not that am broke, i would ve shown u riches

wellmax:
I see. It is great stupidity to contact stupidity from another. That's makes you not only stupid but an idiot. I have no prescription.

Meaning the person it was contacted from has patent in it bah
Ur folks re really making money with that patent oooo...

Since u ve no prescription for me, oya go drink Volume 5...

Ada9103:

Ada nwanyi oma..

Madness re in different kind, shape and sizes...

EWAagoyin:
airforce1 lost uncle
#i will stop mentioning u d day u decide to get sense.

Guy u re smart...

Mtccchheeeeeeewwwww...

I even thought he messed nd the whole cabinet scampered for safety...

wellmax:
Is your foolishness inborn, learnt, inherited or acquired. I need to know in order to prescribe the best drugs.

It's contagious...
I contacted it from ur folks...

Ara di N'che N'che

No wonder Okoroawusa receives Slaps monthly.
He keeps killing Umu Imo with his "Apcified" daftness..

The next slap he will get will be his Last..
Keep belle like Pregnant Ghost..

21
From the pix, the remaining must be Ghost abii

Buhari finally releases the galz he planned marrying after being Diagnosed with Alzheimer's...

That is caused by Rust...

It haf teyed that the man serviced his engine block head, thereby leading to Rust and breaking after an impact with the female throttle...

OP, that pinshure is not for this news abi u think say we mumu like Vietnamese..

Omo, this economy is really affecting me ooo, could you believe I did not laugh talkless smile..

SMH for this economy..

Nah Lalasticlala kill am abi

See as the snake do eye like Lie mohammed..

Hope they won't use the identification to rig next election or appropriating budget..

Today, No tribe can give you it's population but soon we will have accurate census of cows in Nigeria..

Won't be surprised if a Cow is made Minister of Education in Nigeria..

Wizzyblack3:
So one of my fl*thead brothers from the far east want to finally claim ownership for this old (smelly) kpekus.
Congrats in advance to Aunty Linda. Just make this work, unlike the previous.

The same way the smello who gave birth to you was claimed by an Afonja mad man