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5k to a die hard fan

So this Cossy broke like this
So those big bweast of her brings no funds to her..

Bweast Uwa Mmebi..

The theif still neat ooo...

E be like say nah Aje butter boiz catch the thief

Amberon:
Friends, cousins , neighbors have been commiting worse crimes to people who have personal relationships with them after which its common to flee.. Social media is there too.

My conclusion goes thus : You don't have sense and I won't converse further.

U grew from a home without sense to ve quickly detected a brother..

If This is true, she just referred to the Jagaban of APC...

Well, it's even high they even split nd save us from this man called Buhari..

That a nice one, next time d governor will think twice b4 issuing a slap again,

Amberon:
Common sense just eludes you.

Didn't it occur to you that the o.p could've known the said person for some time before the act was committed?

Hahahahaha..
The OP knew him to the extent of having his pix, instead he came to Nairaland to look for him

Dude U ve patent in stewpidity..

Kenneth10110:
Ozil is right Iwobi is like Jay Jay

Pls how
Ayam not understanding...

Good for the guy.
The world is one less hediot.

That is sign from God..
They re leaving Nigeria with 3 goal deficit...

Thought he would ve laid the Car on a bed sef....

96k for rent while while agreement and commission is 100k abii?

Why not sell the property since u need money that badly...

e full sotey e remain small make the oil reach the brim of the well

Hmm...
He stole ur phone nd ran away but while at it he posed for a pix abii
Kontinew looking for him oo..

Oga Seantei...

What a happen..
Give us today news nah...

I wonder what a Pre wedding pix of a bus conductor look like....

Death of nowadays is jealous..

Now that the father should be flexing the success of his son, death com waka alone come...

RIP Pa..
Just make sure when u get to heaven, reserve a plot for ur son before Umu nwanne mu go buy am finish like say nah lagos..

Even dead body dey feel the recession...

Odikwa ok..

acenazt:
lol I would so love to see the stupefied look on your face when this becomes a reality. Keeep antagonizing

hahahahaha..
i just peep ur pinshure, come ee say u nah Mallam Balla...
abeg wear ur stupefied lens dey wait oo...

maryjan8:
This is good news!

Good news, e be like say una get 2 well for una Yard, one for bathing nd the other for cooking...

acenazt:
bros dis one no be water well?

Yes nah..
that is the only well u can find up north...

I hope they will continue this good deed cous the dumpsite would certainly return...

Being an NNPC spokesperson, below re 4 wells, the remaining 8 would be made public once the Presidency approves..

hshshshs..
i am laughing in chad right now...

U never Chichonchin...
For this Nigeria wey bank broke pass me, u re now expecting bank work as a "Copper"...

Airforce1:
Nobody is depending on me because we not slackers..

Only slackers depends on others.

I started running my race right from when I was 17... And today dad is proud of me.

You don't know me so shut the fuckup.

Hahahahahahahahaha
Fallz from a kerb...

Dude we all know yo!!
U re nairaland Fork boy..
A faded jean pant is worth more than ur career...

Airforce1:
you sound pained

I feel sorry for your life.

hahahahaha..
dude i am feeling sorry for those who depend on you, those who feel they ve got a son..
u nothing buh a douche bag..

Airforce1:
I pray God give you your own woman

Mumu

See this fork boy..

This is ur 3rd gal this year..
u fork, u tell us..
u cum u tell us..

Is something wrong with yo dude
Lil kesh has got jaming tracks nd u re here flaunting an undergraduate gal as an achievement, dude ur brain needs rewiring..

Dude while people grow, their brain grow too, but in ur own case ur brain depletes..

How does Air wick nd Dove soap cure malaria if not that she is trying to tell you about ur body odor...

If nah better hunger, i will go for quantity, i am sure u know that rice is for guyz like us with tank tummy...

If nah highness hunger, certainly the peppersoup..

Funny people...

Neither the Dss nor the Police where willing to arrest the man..

Did u ask why
if they share same fence, why use his obstructed gate when certainly u would still pull down the gate to gain entrance...

Abi the walls re guarded by evil spirits leaving out the gate..

He is there to aid the president incase the ushers mistakenly put on an industrial fan, a president turning to kite would be a bad omen for us...

is it that Nigerians dont know the difference between a Corporal and a Sergeant..
That lady is a Police Corporal..

If Buhari or any other northerner presented himself for Presidency in 2019, they said, they would gladly vote for the individua


I Hope we all learn from the embolden..
The North does not believe in what any other tribe has to offer, it's neither their own or nothing...