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Ayam enjoying Fayose..

For every 9 Judges arrested, Fayose arrests 1cow..

Therefore, if Fayose arrests 8 more cow, a Civil war is certainly in the offing..

Ayam Off to ekiti, I must pertake in the Cow chopping even if nah only the eye ball reach me.

Hmmm..

Fear Nigerian Senate..
They can lie for Africa just to get their way.

Why won't snake shade it's skin

Dude its normal joor..

On a serious note, I noticed such sometime this year but I just brushed it off as symptom of being a Virgin..

Buhari's Econometric undoing marriages..

If nah lagos this one surface, nah the skeleton go remain now..

Omoluabi16:
looool . .You again. Don't let them come for your head oh!

You looking fresh.

Just bought a new safety hat..

Thanx..

If Mohammed 'SAW' abi 'CHisel' can do it, why wont an ordinary Emir do it
Their brain re wired to be Pedophile...

See him face like Ram wey conji hold..

Light the guy beta slap make him eyez close, endtime ediots making the society unsafe...

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

I just dey laugh like Afonja goat...

Una neva Chichomchin...

Buhari go even consult Tinubu if him fork Aisha..

No wonder he made a boy scout Minister of Sport...

APC, by the time una finish this tenure maybe nigeria population go don reduce to 100k..

Make she do quick enter Potsexuality, e no go still affect a cup of garri...

fear Women
once they marry, they start courting with Spirit of wickedness...

As if this world aint paradise until a woman was introduced...

The world would be a great again any day women go into extinction...

RIP young man..

Buhari ane gbu umu ndi Mmadu....

2dugged:
hehehehehehehehehehehehehrheheheh, nice try, e nor rhythm, try again

Rhythm 93.7 right

2dugged:
in my Bini language it means s3x, it could mean menix is an idiot in ibo

u mean 2dugged can mean prostitute in Swahili abii

2dugged:
in my Bini language it means s3x, it could mean menix is an idiot in ibo

u means @dugged can mean prostitute in Swahili abii

2dugged:
and how many guys can swear with sango that since they started dating their so called girlfriend that have not muemuesugbe with another babe?,Nigerian men that have flirting as inborn character

U re a real Muemuesugbe nwanyi onye Mmebi...

As if they will listen..
Its in there Gene..

Saying connected men can not see the List in this Nigeria is a big lie from Syrian hell...

This is Nigeria nd not Heaven...

As for the List, i don see my name last night after i left the presence of God(Prayer)...
So make una go before His presence too..

Lie Mohammed - The blast was caused by Electric transformer...

Burutai - Bokoharam no longer exist, shitte movement must be responsible..

Buhari - The blast was carried out by foreigners..

DSS Boss - We suspect the Judges implicated on corruption..

Nigerians:

OP nah Enugu State University u go
That school needs Jesus...
Ur own even better, my brother had 8 courses he wrote nd saw his results that he was absent for those exams...

The whole of warri dont ve a Camera phone abii
Kontinew!!

shamecurls:
Stop composing gibberish. Hotter and desert like terrains have larger deposits of oil than swamps. E.g Saudi Arabia, Iran, Kuwait, UAE, Iraq, Libya e.t.c

U must be a LAWMA field staff to ve known how gibberish re composed...

FriendChoice:
Nigeria shall be great 1 day.

Yes in 2099...

oludare36:
in osho baba;s voice,go and die!I did not force you to pay.for your information,d rent is 2 or1 and half yr rent.

Ayam off to die


But


Poverty haf killed ur soul, u re just a greedy corpse..

Nigerians wives Fear Them..

I think once they re married, they take vow with Wickedness..

ohn1759:
PUSSY!! / THE PINK HOLE / TOTO / Others can add there version

Chisos!!!!
Sssssshhhh, reduce ur voice abeg.
They sound like hard drug
No let police burst you ooo..

The greatest corruption is Judicial corruption.

If man's last resort to justice is corrupt, everything becomes corrupt..

I pray they make corruption in the judicial system punishable by death nd see how all politician in nigeria will develop nigeria...

theGistsonline:
being a ministry of Petroleum Resources spokesperson, I angrily ask is that a reflection of you & the drilling engineer in the 2nd or 3rd pic?? You are hereby fired!!

What u saw is not a human reflection but a descending pipe from a ship we re about to load with crude...

How can u fire me knowing the crude well Will ignite

Pls what is Vagina