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Chisos!!!

Even First Bank.

It's high time they stop calling UNITY Supermarket a BANK...

bigtimemugu:
If dey do am continent by continent, I go enter,if Na country by country me I go still enter,if dem decide say Na state by state,I go still enter dia, local govt by local govt I dey.even if Na international govt dey wan use omoh wahala no dey ,if buhari come decide say Na village by village gaskia my name done dey. Family by family ma self walahi talahi dis police I go join am. Any how wey una wan take do am ,I stand gidigba dey wait for una,me I don by my training materials all keep . una dey delay me ooooooo.

Hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahha
Guy I swear u dey mad heavenly mad..

If nah by Gay by Gay, u name park well inside...

Chaii... this dude needs To be posted to Police entertainment squad..

See queshion oooo...

Are the 14 banks no more in existence

Are the beneficiary banks in debts

Abeg Boyo abi Bolo, you should be Asking where are the supposed billions recovered from corrupt polithieficians...

Ceenelly:
They shouldnt use state by state format. For instance how can state like bayelsa with 8 lga have same number of candidate with delta (25 lga) that have more than 3x lga of bayelsa state. For this i demand for more creation of state for delta/edo. As at 1963 Nigeria have 4 regions. Now among those regions is only defunt midwestern region that have 2 state formed from it (delta/edo) whereby other regions have gotten 6 and above state. I think this an injustice. We demand for more state for delta/edo atleast 2 in each of the state

Oga u just dey talk like person wey drink Omo..

Don't u know if they use local govt, the north will have 60% of the jobs while the west, south nd east shares the remaining.


But if its by state, it would be shared evenly...

centboy123456:
Tell us what happen and stop lieing abi are you a member of apc

Join ur mate in the field nd pack some sand..

But that awusa guy nearly murder person with that him arabic..

Because Allah has hot temper...

Nigerians Always making us proud wherever they are...

I won't blame them boiz sha, cous I ve been a victim of emiratti police, just for being black..

NICENEDU29:
You are not totally correct. As for me I started my primary school in the 90's and I did it. Thus, when my father took me to one nearby Primary School in 1991 to get enrolled in Primary one, I was asked to do it. But unfortunately, my hand could not reach my ear and I was driven back despite my father's plea to them. Then a year after (i.e in 1992) I went back to the school with my father to try again and luckily for me, my hand was able to reach my ear and that was how I got enrolled in Primary one. In fact, the funniest part of it is that you have to do it without bending you head.

Well maybe mine was different cous my mum was a teacher in the school(St. Mary pry sch. enugu)..

But when i moved to Lagos, the criteria at Rybeka Model school(1989) was an arithmetic test..

entapryce:
O'boy that machine will not work... brothers blow better lie for the machine make e spoil. simple!

Hahahahahahaha..
I think the best way to beat it, is not being among the first 20 it would hear their lies, just as u said the previous lies would ve spoilt the machine..

walexix:
Guy if truly you started school in 80's then ur must be 88 upward. because that's criteria for 80's if you're to enroll into primary school

Oga Methusela nah u know pass..

@88, was when I relocated to lagos after 2 years in primary 1 before they finally freed me to join primary 2...

OP, am sure u re above 60yrs because that was the criteria used on my dad in the 50's/60's..

I started primary school in the 80's nd I did not encounter such criteria...

Obi uwa Mmebi.
That Obi took snuff.

Is it the past administration that made That accounting student, Adeosun the minister of finance

Is it the past administration that is using the principles of Try ur Luck on Forex

Obi ndi Awusa.

Heaven is a place Of jolly..

There would be no police to disturb weed smokers..

U get high but u don't get drunk.

I think the only thing that won't be allowed in heaven is Kwaff(S3X)..

Obara Chisos!!!

What is happening to our beloved Nollywood actors

RIP Pa Aguebor..

Nigeria wins by a lone goal..

Kagarko:
PMB is just laying the foundation that was not laid by the PDP.
.

U mean kidnapping Judges by 1am
Disobeying laws of the land

He is truly laying foundation on the Ocean...

lebete3000:
What question will they likely use the detector to test sef?

If u ve affiliation with any Cult group.
If all the infos u provided re true..
If u ve committed any crime that got u arrested.
If u ve insulted Buhari...
If u ve forked someone's gal or wife..

Pls house add more to enable us prepare..

skydude:
From a credible source the list would be out on Monday, everything is set and done,

Brozzzzzzzzz u wan start abii

Abeg help me check my name since that constable wey u sabi nah him compile the list..

Emeka Okon Ismaila

oluwafreshkid:
Sure na... to beat lie detector na small thing na.
Just tell the truth. lol

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha


Wicket son...
The truth go make the machine shout "O boy eee, devil dey learn work"..

Once the final list is out, this thread dies a natural death.
Allow people flex this thread ooo, my fellow sadist..


@entapryce...

Any idea how man pikin fit beat that lie detector.

@House...
Anyone with info of beating the lie detector.

oluwafreshkid:
Don't call someone a fool... it's wrong. You'll only complain from here to the moon and back...you can't do anything about what anyone posts. So, in view of that, take it all in and accommodate the comments and posts.

I need to buy you Tomatoes for tomorrow stew..

Chop Knuckle..

citizenjuwon:
If you were observant enough, you will notice am not against making the thread fun filled! I mean check my previous post and find an example of what sincere enquiry and honest information looks like.

dropping deliberate lies is not the only way to keep a thread alive? Well, I hope you you had fun on the 4th and on the 7th? You will still have fun all through next week. Am sure at the end of the week if nothing happens another clown will come and type "next week". Such submissions are not helpful, it only raises ones hope and crumbles it.
My point is, people don't need to tell lies cos they need to make every where lively.

Are u a christian
Did Jonah's nineveh destruction come to pass
Israelites lost a war against king moab irrespective they were destined to win..

Now my question, is God a liar


Dude, if u re a real follower of this thread, u will notice that the last test date was changed even after the state commands have been communicated.

So let us give those with info benefit of doubt as dates in nigeria re subject to be changed.

devilmaycry:

lalasticlala...please[b] comman confirm if itz true...btw ...Hardluck to those unfortunates

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U mean u watch NTA news

Ur mum is right to an extent, she loves you nd want better for you but she failed to realize going to school is not a guarantee to sucess..

Let her know u will be a graduate but not running a full time program.

Then young man, go right away nd get registered in a part time course cous nothing(Ur Job) is permanent..

I know u re still a young lad, pls 100k is no money to be blowing ur trumpet, be wise.

Nigerin Army should please recall Buhari back to service, we need to ve a clear definition Of the system of Govt we operate.

Konami94:
Haiti is a North American Country. I wish them a quick recovery too.

Oga teacher I am aware of that.
I used that cous most african country re better off..

A country that lives on Aid from other nation..

A supposed oyibo country that practices Restavék...

Haiti, another African country...

They re yet to recover from the last disaster nd another one is happening.

I really wish them quick recovery..

citizenjuwon:
I think you are all misunderstanding those who want to employ the instrumentality of curse to discourage people coming here to drop falsehood.

I believe it's irresponsible for anyone to just come here and play with peoples emotions! Think of it as a child that goes about the house shouting "up nepa" at a time there has not been light for months. Such child could be flogged.

Imagine someone coming here to say mails could be dispatched next week. That's silly (because there is no source). You don't come here to type a figment of your warped imagination, no matter how excited you feel about it.

If you are the inquisitive type and have an information from any of your source, it's commendable to share. If not it is wise to pray for positive outcome or keep shut.

It's true every man is entitled to his or her Opiniion..

But if u re in a place u don't like the activities going on, you leave, especially when there are other options..

I will suggest u go over to this thread, it's also on police recruitment nd am sure u will enjoy there cous it an example of what u like;
https://www.nairaland.com/3015387/2016-nigerian-police-recruitment-form/10

Majority of us here, enjoy the freedom of information we get here because it brings us over nd over to this thread on daily basis.

Nah God I take beg una, make una shift to the other thread that has more reasonable deaf nd dumb people, don't kill the fun here..

Am sure if u re on any whatsup group on this same recruitment, u would find Out the admin is trying as much as possible to post infos not related to the recruitment just to make the room lively nd keep people's faith hoping..

Oga once more, abeg make u nd ur goons move over to this other thread;
https://www.nairaland.com/3015387/2016-nigerian-police-recruitment-form/10

What happens when u marry a woman destined for another man..


OR

Ur village people re having the below conference on ur behalf.

The man be like; this bae sweet oo nd she no go charge me...