₦airaland Forum

Bororojo:
lol, but you look like the man.... ROFL

Smiles, buh nah the thing make u no fit upload even if nah ur headless pic......

slimup:
@Menix, you cannot get something better after a year because your contract will be for 2years it means that you will have to work for that period first before changing job or you continue with your previous company with a bit of pay rise.

Booty sayz wat she has got to offer, i can move after a year nd i wuld b d custodian of my passport..
is dat possible?
Secondly wiv my qualification nd experience can i get a job wiv dignity after expiration of d contract.

malawi101:
He waz my jnr in skoo. I punish am tire. Fetches water 4 me every day.

Buh 2 day u can fetch not jst his water buh wash his wife's cars.....

berem:
That woman saved him from having ugly children. Thank God for the colour combination.

Lovely family anyway.

4 ur mind now u dey read minds abii no worry mk i go buy magnetic Helmet wey go hinder u frm readin watz on my mind...

joe17:
U av voted tho. Buh like seriously? (@ur take on Jennimma). She is rather a true African woman, and commend her(Jennimma) for that.*more reason why she deserves it)

Bros i dont doubt u buh i dont fink u ve watched Miss nigeria contestant mixing their answers wiv dialect, if not vivly did not kill dos questions, i wuld ve voted 4 her..

dasrackhor:
Who should I vote for?

Vote Andyblaze jawe...

Beauriful galz>>

we ve got only 3 contenders Jenimama, vivly nd others..
@ jenimama.... did u mk use of Nokia 3310 camera phone 4 doz pix knowing wat u re up to buh u fyn still jst dat ur answers to d questionz was on d average...am an confirm Igbo blood buh wrtittin ur native language was a turn off.

@Vivly.... seriously if u comot frm school wivout a 1st class i go personally shoot u wiv my water gun... u try sha 4 ur looks buh nxt tym use camera phones lik S6....ur answer on d negative critic won mii ova..

@ others...emm, som of u took d questions for granted, forming basket mouth wen u no reach papa Ajasco, being informal. well 4 u 2 ve gotten dis far jst giv a shout out 2 ur fans....

My Verdict: i no b ur fan nd no even want any as my fan buh u were jst d brain, beauty nd calculated.
VOTING VIVLY!!!!!!

@CBNIM...
I mean 4 month in 9ja ..

UNN students no dey here..
Abeg mk una com yarn mk I catch dis my broda wey dey barb mii punk..

Lianaluv:
I will comment when I take it. For now, no comment.

Wiv dat lipz u got there, u say u no b champion puffer, abeg tell us say Lord Luggard nah igbo man.....

Jayclinics:
Hahahaaaa, now e for don reduce na? Abi u go dy increase am d more?

Repin saints now.... buh u still dey puff abii?

Jayclinics:
Na ur own sweet pass, u come dy even dy feel like samson. You for use that period confront that guy wey dy find ur trouble for ur sch

Guy dat period my sins don plenty dat dem no born mii well comot go far....

[quote author=slimup post=27725h.[/quote]Abeg slim, I ve got HR nd banking experience, written NEBOSH to move into safety buh a mgt student..
Chatted wiv booty buh I fink d only job available is a security job wiv 120k pay.
It aint easy pickin such job buh watz my prospect of gettin somfin better after a year nd I nid gettin married cous person no dey get young buh I can't leave her in 9ja..

Broz.. I don siddon 4 house for 4 month nd can't bear d wahala of not doin anyfin.

O boyee even nigerian constitution no long reach this ur story buh I read am finish, wen work no dey..

Well mine was d final day of our exam, sent some weed prof. to procure thou no intention to smoke, as time reach 25litres of pastees mixed wiv weed was waiting buh as a strong dude I decided to soak garri, groundnut wiv weed.

As buzzin tym reach I jst took a cup,omo see dis feeling samson had wen he killed thousands wiv jaw bone of a cat abi donkey.
Quickly dashed to d bathrum, opened d tap on my head finkin it wuld solve it buh na wash, then I remembered God, quickly dashed to my rum took my bible, straight to my bed omo see prayer "Lord if I don't get mad dis 9t I wuld not go close to weed in my life tym" slept like 20mins afterward nd He answered my prayer..

Wen I got d common room dat 9t, I culd not blive my eyez as big as diz common rum, there was no space to put my foot, every forkin dude was on boxers, fast asleep on d damn floor.

Buh.. I still get d 1st day I smoked it...

Illuminatti has taken care of d bill, u know dey nid 2 kip track of every human so that wen d beast who wuld bring peace to d world comes it wuld b a safe sail...

Ow much am I expected to pay...

mekzyjoe:
dis place luks familier

Yea , a morgue...

Possibly ur libido was boiling @ dat tym, so saying stay in ur place means park well.

udoglory:
Hw cn u blowing such insulting lies

Not till I saw d above, u ve won b4 u murder mii too....

luluosas:
Why all these abuse na. Please point out your views without resorting to abuse. Thank you

OppSs.. U did not see his reply 2 mii bah..
Well nah bcous nah net sha cous all man go look face b4 u jaboo..

Chigold101:
your re right to be sacastic or insulting to man united but remember that FA cup is yet to be played... So dont tlk much yet until after that... Chelshit didnt win anything last season but man united won community shield...

Clappin 4 ur aluminium plate...
Mk una win rubber plate dis tym oo..

Hmmm.. I doubt if d owner wuld be able to sleep @ night cous our numerous winches wuld always trigger d alarm...

Doz finz re designed 4 d developed world...

Chigold101:
Man United won a trophy last season... Am sure u dont know this... and they might still one this season...

Yea, we all know dey wuld win d NPL dis season...

udoglory:
wash

Sorry, ve I met u in a dry cleanin shop b4?

seunlayi:
use your brain, that shows this is real and not a scam. and in addition, the poster is a popular nairalander unless you are new in this phone section.

U wey ur brain full dey pour comot frm ur ear as purse u no sabii mii, cous I nid him comin out to prove mii wrong, cous I ve got interest..

A gud development buh wat of this useless lastma pple.
Wiv dis, am gonna b goin cruising wiv popsi Volvo 470,any fyn chic wanna cruise d city wiv mii...

Good news..
Buh if apapa jetty culd add xtra 4hrs to ur journey.
Wen d refinery is operational am sure cars wuld b mobile home.. Cous extra cloth, bucket, sponge nd soap mst b handy..

Only 1 person three name nd bank acct..
Mk I jst hang ontop my Oha tree dey observe...

D guy has got an alien head thus watch out diamond bank bcomin d most tech. Driven bank...

Congrats Nwanna...