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leofab:
if both hands belongs to him; did he snap them with his nose?

No he used his dick.........
Onukwu...

Broz seems u multi coloured abii u dey baff wiv chameleon soap..

Eeyaahh..
Ve u tried confor..

Menix..

Jesus of Nazareth..

Anoda slap took place at maza maza bustop somtym dis year. As d woman comot frm her car knack dis young man slap, d guy jst jejely park well, opened his car trunk brought out his wheel spanner nd finished the ladies car windscreen, blive mii d woman jst stood lookin lik akpos.
The guy quickly enters his car nd drove off, u need to see pple cheering him..

I remember a female driver comin out of her vehicle to slap a male driver bcous of this slight car brushin. The man quickly parked brought out his phone made som call, d woman on d other hand quickly called his husband.
Wen both expected parties arrived, the husband had to start pleading cous na Army officer d woman knack slap.

The officers dat arrived wanted to take d lady 2 d barrack buh cous of pleading d officer instructed that its only wen d woman gives her husband dat same magnitude of thunderous slap dat he could free her, na so d husband set chick, d woman sef knack d husband better slap 4 dat public too.
Immediately, d officer entered his car nd drove off.
I blive d woman wuld neva slap som1 again in her life...

Seriously why would a lady slap a guy, nd am very sure if d guy retaliated later by sending her to her maker, u woman wrappers wuld also cry "wat a wicked world"..

Yes d punishment went an extra mile buh she deserved it..
Very sure if it was d other way most of u woman wrapper wuld b so pleased dat d guy was sent parkin.

My prayer: lord remove such lady frm my path because gentleman sef can turn beast nd I kno she wuld prefer encountering a lion in d forest.

RockMaxi:
@OP, you can't come and keep us waiting with this sensitive topic. Do something now or else...

Come oo, or else? Bii lik say u dey around 1947 wey u take kno ow I got my 1st visa to burundi...

@OP.. No play wiv fire oo.. If u know watin fit u beta com complete am sharply..

D owner of dat danfo mst b a strong man cous dat danfo get odi-esii(destruct proof)..
Well thank God no 1 kpeme...

Dis our london pictures frm a distance makes em londonish but wen u take doz frm close range u go know say we no nid see our green white green flag b4 we kno say nah 9ja...

D truth of it is dat viewing center re mostly patronised by broke dude nd pple wo don't drink, so noise bcomes there intoxicating
agent.

Beer palour, happenz to b d best place buh u mst drink oo except u wan mk as u jump to celebrate goal u go hear "oga abeg pple wan use dat table, here no b viewing center.

Sitting rum? Datz bored dat most tym I nid change d station to MTV base to spice d mood..

Note: mii sef dey go viewing center once I no get bar to spare green bottle...

i agree wiv u on this buh where else can i go if not nairaland.

Sign watin go kill our economy, any official dat agrees to such should b shot.
Jst tell mii watin we want export while in return our mkt wuld b flooded wiv even d only thing wey 9ja dey manufacture which happenz to b Agbo(trad. Medicine)

Broz u can continue buh very sure it aint leading anywhere, cous its bodly written on d wall u ve got average of 6yrs to b in her shoe except u in a private skool.

I guez u know wat 6yrs to her wuld mean, peer group nd parent whispering..

Buh if yo parents nah baba Olowo u can still win d contract....

As per omo-Igbo wey I be nah 2 go alaba intl. Go find oga wey I go serve 4 7yrs....

Well frm my view both party are still kidz.
Buh if she is still more of kid to u, I did advice u allow her grow up..

Remember stories of 3days darkness as a kid, pls is it bibical, nd if it is, wuld dat b after or before rapture.
Wats ur take on 666 nd. Wuld d comin of d beast be after or before rapture if its bibical.

@ OP... Ve u not heard of humility, so if GEJ bows for Sanusi, he is a puppet?

For the bike nd helmet ve u not heard of 'safety first'

Did luv to know wen sitting wiv women makes one less abii Putin nah gay?

[quote author=blogexpert12 post=27889936]I rep the BLACK DRAGONS .... [/quot

Seriously?? Dat means we gave birth to u guyz..

Repin Black Toad...

Bootylicious:
Wrong information you were given, work for 1 year and leave doesn't mean u'll be with your passport,after 1 year ure entitled for vacation that's when you'll be given your passport

Buh wiv d info. U gave mii ow do I leave for another job after a year.

Bootylicious:
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Sincerely, dat wat ur guyz told mii wen I called nd asked them, dey said 2yrs contract buh I did keep my passport, nd bliving u supported dat assertion wiv d below chat:

Participants:
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Lannister D: Buh all dis job is a contract of 2yrs
Lannister D: ?
INNOVATIVE DIMENSIONS INT. TRAVELS& HR CONSULTANT: You can use 1 year and leave
Lannister D: Seriously
Lannister D: Cous most pple say u mst serve 4 2yrs
Lannister D: Even ur guyz @ ikeja
INNOVATIVE DIMENSIONS INT. TRAVELS& HR CONSULTANT: Well it's only d driving job u must serve ur 2yrs complete
INNOVATIVE DIMENSIONS INT. TRAVELS& HR CONSULTANT: It's only d driving that offers dat


Buh If I misrepresented u on dat, sowii buh since dey re having my passport ow do I go about quiting for another after a year..

Since I no sabii weda na true, mk I jst buy dis plot pendin wen d price increase mk I sell of..

Bororojo:
lol, pray really hard.... who knows, God might decide to make you a bit rich....... as a compensation.

I think he wuld nid 2 tak dat little u ve got nd give 2 a widow in ur village..

Dey wuld certainly get 7 underaged virgins boiz of 6yrs nd wuld start makin luv wen dey re 9yrs.....

nah muhammedu talk am oo...

@op...it will stop if we get 2 sign u by Jan. transfer......

Bororojo:
lol, take it easy bro....
Honestly, we know nothing is equal in this world of ours. Some got the looks, some got the money, some got both, while other have got none....
I am fortunately among the 1% that have got both..... which have you got bro?

wuld get bak to u wen i finish askin God in my supplication tonite....

Wonderful!!!!!!
So suprised to my marrow dat i wuld 1 day see Cramjones writtin somfin of this nature...

Boss Crammy 99 likes for this....
kip it up.....

Bororojo:
lol, I did once (upload my picture) , and too many people started disturbing me.....
so I took it down after a month.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah!!!!! ALMOST GOT HIT BY A PLANE.....

If being a lie brings wealth, Ayiri emami wuld b unda ur pay system...