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My uncle who did fine art is now a consultant @ LUTH..

No worry oo, shebi Jona wife go dey there..

ugoezeik:
god! Ppl r wicked shaaaaa

Broz no b my fault, jst tryin 2 help as per Lab scientist wey I b...

orlarme20:
Laff one kill m here

U wan b manure 4 onions, beta no die oo

tiswell:
Hahahahahahahaha...u guys won't kill person o,btw,d Op needs a solution,not bashing

Bia no b wen dem don diagnose d sickness, get d name b4 u go treat am..??
At least I did d 1st part...

buh u fit still price am sha....

EHI1933:
How much do you want to be paid?

sewiously 120k wuld go a long way

If am to reply u wiv dat headin u got der, i did ask u 2 call NAFDAC 2 confirm but havin read d body, dey should b into insurance buh note its a marketin job.

Dont 4get google is ur fwend.

Any idea watz d pay lik nd can som1 frm festac apply

Freshtomato:
This really cracked me up

Callin NDLEA, caught a crack lord..

cutieberie1:
tel me ur state first na i dnt hv 7 pack o

Oya no worry, I go tell u 4 bak yard..
Buh tellin u mst b worthwhile oo...

[quote author=cutieberie1 post=27730647][/quote]My state? Live close 2 u..
Wanna see u 2 check out ur tummy..
Winkz 4 ur 7 pack...

Broz u re suffering frm onionsmatotosis, am sure u com frm d specie of homo-onions...

cutieberie1:
ok bt i cnt snap onli my tummy jst cos i wnt to show sum1

Gimme addy, I will risk been bitten by snakes to come see u...

emassflourish:
i guest you are a chelsea fan

Sorry I aint a guest...

PAGAN9JA:
u will never become president. u will remain a slave throughout your life.

Lik ur fada?

cutieberie1:
z not all ladies just d ones who like eatin junkfood.as 4 me my tummy z flat as well as my bestie

Swit pls can I see urz..

D more they buy d closer dey move to relegation..
Blive mii Manure united is goin 4 8 season wivout trophy, Wenger ve handed it ova to them...

Watin dey vex d OP is dat she graduated frm Ekperima college of education Seme, only to discover d skool aint accredited..

He travelled home for this their 'Agu npipi onu' masqerade.
And its a haram browsing infront of their ancesstors..

Chaiii!!!!!
Uwa is coming to an end oo nd I ve not returned all d finz I stole in my primary school nd seek 4 4giveness..

Buh seriously if hell no dey tompolo wuld b a small boii were I dey...

Don't fink its all women, my mum is in her la8 50's buh she has got nice tummy, then check out my bestie's mum, she did probably ve 6 packs.

Thou a lot of this our generation ladies ve got this problem cous everytime I wan lick ice cream, chop chocolate nd even follow u dey fight 4 Nkwobi....

mildteddy:
Menix I bu a dude!

Yes boss..

mildteddy:
If you're capable of love, not hate; then why the hell not?!!

Nwanne had to go buy hard hat buh since u showed mii luv I did rep a fwend Arinze Ifedigbo probably a 2002 set..
SCOBA boiiz bu ALobam...

Abeg mii wey b SCORNBAG can I also rep SCOBA

makapella:
THREAD CLOSED

Guy if u close this thread u no go lik mii ooo, I lik reading pple's dreamland story.

Guy continue jawe buh mk it short, u know am a mermaid too..