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No tym 4 Trollz...

mikeyj: With all due respect - but dont you think onitsha is a little local?(developing?)

Don't get ur meaning of local..
Pls would want to kno d aspect u did refer..

Almost blived this until I saw d cost of kidney for 200k.
Nigerians re not diz daft nd cheap.

Y all this forking fork wen we aint forking fockers...

Onitsha all d way nd wuld ve more to save...

^^ oga encourage him nah thou we know its very un-funny...

@OP.. Lemme tell u d truth by tym u get insult frm satyin home nd lack of fund, u go know say frm agbara to Epe dey trekable..

Most of d dude sayin don't pick d job re frm homes doin fyn nd can sit down waitin for d best job.

Mii wey dey talk jst resign dey wait 4 safety Job. Buh wiv dis home sitting am finkin of gettin a marketing job I detest.

Use ya head wella..

nsche: I did....well they said they r recruiting for an electricity distribution company....pls let d house know wats up on d test format wen u write urs.thanks

When re u writing urs.

Anybody wiv info on d test format..

^^ Akuko mike ejiaha..

You are invited for the IDISCO 2014 aptitude test@12,Landbridge Av(Behind FO filling Statn Lekki bustop,Lagos
@12noon, 10/09/14
Info:www.dis-recruit.com/info

Pls wat are they into nd info on wat d test may entail.

Can see a nun jst agreed to u..
Congratz....

Davidairmarshal: SURNAME?

Ani

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Regards.

Dis American pple don madt nii..
Dey sent patrick sawyer inorder to reduce our population growth as alleged dat soon every 1 out of 5 pple in d world b african.
Now dey want 2 bombard us wiv dis plague by allowin dis fellow ingrate african countries mingle easily, so dat it would spread @ d speed of light..

Una no fit send ship load of Zmapp 2 them..

^^ 45yrs..

Wat a touching story..
Wish him his heart desires nd RIP 2 his hero wife..

Dis dude is high on utaba!!

No wonder I saw diff. Colours of black suit @ der gate. Dis afternoon wen I passed by.. Wat really attracted mii was dis dude seriously holding dis chic on her waiste nd pullin her.

Abeg if it was re-scheduled help us wiv d new date nd tym.

My obsevation;
*He started wiv his boss an expatriate buh gave mii his name as Hon. Dr. James baniko.
*He told mii everyfin to say to the other characters nd wat there reply would be so dat I could counter them.

For Engr. Michael

Contd...
As I siddon still dey watch my pornical Caligula, the expatriate called that I was seriously recommended that he is waiting eagerly to consumate d biz nd I told him 2 give mii 30mins dat I would b at sheraton.

Five minute later Engr. Michael called dat I should hurry wiv d call to the sore kepper so dat he would brief mii on d nxt step, I jejely calmed him down that am top of d game buh since I ve exhausted my airtym nd can't leave home, it would b nice I tell him he is a scam buh all this while I have being enjoying him, d guy pause lik VHS video then muttered callin my native name that he is disappointed in me.

Jejely siddon Watching diz stupid seasonal por.n abi movie called "Caligula" my phone rang "08187021937" quickly picked, see familiarity greeting buh tryin 2 place d voice, do u know who is speakin he enquired, sluggishly I said "Alozie" see gobe guy wey I dey owe 5k I muttered silently buh he said his disappointed dat I don't ve his no. That he is Engr. Michael wiv Lagos PHCN buh now workin wiv MOBILE Akwa ibom.

The dude called my full name nd even my family house add. Sharply dis thought dat God is begining to answer my 3 nite prayers.
I quickly told him dat I jst resigned in search for a safety job nd he quickly said dat God mst ve sent him, see happiness not knowing his devil nd mine mst ve pinged ova d nite.

We would make money he said, that his boss would be travelling an expatriate, to seek for a product used in maintainin oil pipeline buh we could source dat in lagos.
Sharply he sent the company name nd contact (Bentex engineering coy) elder frank oga wiv 08035433301.
Sharply I don call he gave mii price @ 310k per packet nd I need 70 packz.
Sharply I rememberd google nd nairaland no dey carry last behold my oko-osisi 1 which was erect due 2 d movie playing somersaulted bak to his position..

Buh as per nwa-afo I mst see d end oo, I quickly called d expatriate he said I should com down to sheraton wiv 2 samples so dat he would transfer d money to my acct. Having settled at 400k each.
Called Engr. Michael he advised I call d company dat d store keeper wuld mk an arrangement 4 mii.
Quickly checked my airtym d 480 wey I get remain 2 naira, there it dawned on mii dat I ve increased d quarrel wiv my ada ada wiv 2days havin not called ysterday.