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As per sharp guy, I go turn d table round.

Mii: broz na ball u com watch?
Stranger: yes
Mii: u kno weda nah tennis dem dey show
Stranger:mk I go check
Mii: wen u reach the television, abeg carry am com here mk we check weda nah final dem dey play
Stranger: chaii, broz no vex dis beans wey I chop don dey worry mii, mk I go shit
Mii: nah toilet u wan go
Stranger: No oo nah transformer, oloshii..

Incase

Luckily 4 mii, am a carpenter.
Easy 4 mii..

In same shoe, luckily 4 mii she aint a neigbour so I try as much as possible to aviod her thou planned telling her dat I seriously take her as a sis. Cous if I take it beyond dat I wuld hurt her.

I blive she wuld get.
Pls don't hurt her OP, cous if she swear 4 u ehh u go get "IBI" (swollen scrotum)

Kyase: Read matthew 24......
Who was Jesus talking about there.
Believers or unbelievers

Dis scripture culd b confusin..
D passage talked abt end time signs, wich I might say we re experiencing som nd did not say any abt d beast regime.
So can't really say rapture wuld b afta.
Anoda confusing area is frm verse 42, cous I don't get if wat d scripture means by we don't know wen he wuld come means his 2nd coming is same as d rapture...

Plagiarism!!!!
Buh u try sha, no let dat musician catch u sha...

Kyase: I don't know ur believe buh to me and to what I understood from the bible. Tribulation comes before rapture not the other way round.

Coming with bible verse to support my claim

Dragz sitz nd pops bobo..
Pls hurry up cous I nid som1 2 change dat belief..

Kyase: Please where can I find that in the scripture.
Thank u

And please know this, u can't buy heaven with ur blood never if that was possible then christ shouldn't have died.

Re u now sayin doz left behind ve bought an automatic ticket to hell..
Broz don't go there cous am hopin to buy d 2nd bus ticket oo..

Kyase: There is nothing like that my brother
Its never in the scripture
I was told so too when I was very young and I actually believed them then.
Buh recently I was searching the scripture buh I found nothing about second chance maybe some one or rather a better researcher will help us.
INCASE:
If there is second chance then the perished souls need that too if not then that's not justice.

Wat then happens to such pple lik d OP who wuld b left on earth.

YES.. Buh u did pay wiv ur soul dat is if u can withstand d torture...

Secondly let me answer 4 d Atheist..
Yes u can if u were alert wen d rapture is takin place thus askin 1 of em where dey bought d 1st flight ticket.

Pple should stop using mango tree as firewood, jst tak a look @ d effect...

Young man tak tym...

DeYizY: 0.154 secs

Wow.. U jst broke a record held by lobsters.
U mst b priviledged...

DeYizY: Very funny

Lik ow long did u laugh

olrotimi: like which magic? una be dog? Some gurls would give the gurl a dirry slap esp if she has some ishy odour.

Guy jst giv it a try..

Thank mii la8r..

tintingz: The journalists are paid salaries for their job so it is a BRIBE.

@OP.. We haf hear u..
Abeg tell d mgt to tell ur man of god dat I nid Iphone6..

Dis workz lik magic...
Walk close to her nd sniff her, I swear u won't nid 2 do any oda talkin.

Sha incase..

OP.. Pls I ve a Cannon camera I can give u as a gift, provided u com back wiv her full pix while bathing.
Dis wuld enable us see d bleaching effect..

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@OP. datz a porn star jawe, shez called Ekaette, to prove u wrong put up d original picz..

Off 2 shoprite to buy lux..

MizEmpress:

I stabbed service expectin u, hope u won't disappoint muahh..

mindworx: I don die ... Abeg i wan inbest

Lik ow much imbestment can u stake stick in my lookcrative biznezz.

berem: Ugandan men are really blessed!

Meanin am blessed.
Fanx 4 d compliment anyway.

MizEmpress: Where's the home?

Plot 4 house 19
Banana Iceland

Sombody mst b goin there..
Cous d law of breast sayz so..

MizEmpress: would surely love to see 'em

Com home nd I did show u...

No wonder most NL ladies say i look ugandaiish..

mstik: OMG
LOL i was answering the 'how often do you come online question'

Hmm. Suspectin u sha..
Ve reported u to ministry of mad pple affair sha...

[quote author=mstik]when am less busy... not so often

what really inspires you?[/quote

Re u a lesbo? Check my queshion..

kolinz: my guy am sure u dont expect any ansa, i cant be wrong

Was expecting Andy Blaze kindz to answer..

U below ve u seen ghost making luv?

Goin to 30....

Oya u below, wen last did u fork a mad woman?

Meanin Arsenals fanz did foot wear swap..
Arsenalz fanz been stealing since 1900BC