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poemac: Thks menix,u've been of great help.can u describe how I'll get thr frm cms or obalende

Broz I don almost reach awoyaya b4 my brain tap mii dat morning..
But its at lekki phase 1, buh watch out for 1 FO fuel station jst walk in, d street is jst behind, walk down b4 d estate u will see d number.

Note: watch out 4 a paedestrian bridge, d fuel station is quite close.

Luck 2 u buh mk sure u don score more than mii ooo...

Amsterdam..

chuqudy: exactly, you must be from Muchinga Province

Gooshh!!! U re so intelligent as Muzo phiri..

chuqudy: This joke can MPP

As in Make person piss?

iykemoney90: lux don finish for market?

@imforter nd exforter of lux soap..
Abeg supply mii 12 cartoon I go pay double the price if its worth it.

Still waiting...

@OP..
Nna nwanne no mind all dis hypocritez..
D tin agugbuelem too but mariaolae won't b bad 2 start wiv...

Hey pple aint we got d gurus anymore..
Spyder880, segzy nd co am waiting ooo..

poemac: Menix abeg,wht silly diagrams are u talking abt?is it d data interpretation frm diagrams and tables or those stupid diagrams under diagrammatic reasoning in gmat cos I've never gone thru d latter part

Evry1 of wat u mentioned is there buh was majorly refering to that diagrammatic reasoning in gmat..

Pls great 1's.
I have this two unit two bedroom BQ am about to start plastering work, but my headache is this serious crack that tore the lintel nd descended downwards towards the foundation.

The supervisor, my friend, said its a result of earth movement nd I wondered y it never moved d property frm Agbara to Ajah.

Pls what is the best method to get rid of that crack nd checkmate future occurance.

The test was quite simple buh Harp don do mii somfin, tym was an hour for fifty questions.
Verbal reasoning, doz stupid diagram( did not bug mysef wiv dat) and numerical. Wasted more of my tym calculating nd thinking abt dat der slim receptionist....

Last 9t saw my sef distributing electric bill in ibadan, so u kno wat dat meanz..
Wish u guyz luck a little bit below mine..

Oga dis was 4 last year nah..

YES!!!!!!!! As long as am gettin married this saturday...

onila: haha I like the goat pic

No worry wen d goat vex, u go know say dat delta igbo guy nah grass..

@onila..

@ all nairalanders..
This interview am goin by 12 noon 2day wivout jacking, will I pass or get d job...

Pls modify it to "mother of ur nation"

A dedicated man u re, Dimgba Igwe I will personally miss you nd your Broda Mr. Awoyinfa wuld miss u gr8ly..

Adieu Onwa The Sun....

scholes23: That year in primary school I changed my position in my report card from 36th to 6th position in class. Yet my parents lock up pretend like say dem nor know but dem just laff free me.

Broz.. I b fink say nah only mii sharp oo.
I do my own sotey popsi use mii dey mk reference as guy wey him head dey there.
Sotey 1 day as dem giv mii result, chaii!! mistakenly comot 4 my mouth, omo see where I sneak enta staff room dey search 4 tipex as I no see I get cleaner com pour small spit join am.
Omo com see as d result sheet com wowo but as a sharp boii I quickly enta house com use electric iron press am mk e straight(wish I get money to buy spray starch I 4 use am sef)

As popsi sight d result, d guy halla say no!!!
Ow com all dis red biro scores com change blue, mii com tell am say my teacher get eye problem. Omo d guy see lielie say him don reach skool b dis.
D fear say as school dey resume I go com collect 6 strokes frm Mr. Amango infront of d whole skool mk mii confess oo..
Dat holiday teach mii 2 buckle up..

Am begining to suspect that this easterners re more brainy...

Dey woke mii diz morning wiv a call buh I swear d lady voice sexy.

Pls I nid direction frm CMS.

killercute16: Nairalanders being devilish since i came to dis life.....someone shd sue dis human....he is a threat to this life.

Abi u wan hear of my legendry snippin wiv rubber nd paper bullet.
As a trainned sniper who hardly miss an agama lizard on d wall, I unleash dat on my neigbours kid whom d parents mst ve croxd boundary.
There is dis empty tank @ the back of the building, I jejely park well insyd wiv enuf camouflag as a CIA snipper once doz terrorist kids show face, nxt nah scream of death cous my bullet can penetrate a bullet proof car.

O boy ee, I go jst park insyd d tank dey chop my ofio until d ripple don settle b4 I go run go rendezvous.

killercute16: Evil child....u should be sentence to death by hanging....lolz

Broz I know say nah u holy pass..

I neva even talk of ow I punish my neigbours by inserting broom sticks into their door key mouth that wen they re bak no jupiter go allow ur key open d door expect u go call carpenter.

Once d swearin finz start, I go jst run go 1 aboki go buy ofio dey nod lik agama..
Its my way of payin bak 4 d beatin wey popsii giv mii say u com report my kind gestures.

Once u re wealthy 4get dis rule..
U don't nid a date jst approach d gal bluntly tell her am gonna fork u nd I will do it well.
Dat ur carriage nd courage don even wet her..

Yea bring it on cous I know u circumcised.

Hmm..doz day wickedt gan..
We get disposed bicycle tyre cut them into snake size, get a black thread nd sew it wiv the tyre. Then we wait till its darkness.

Once I look pple no dey come, I cross over to d other side of d road com jejely drop d snake lookin object.
Once we see people gettin close especially female we start pullin d snake like object frm our hide out.
Broz nd ladies if u see Run nd shout u will know so many BOLT abound in our gr8 nation.
Then com see were we dey roll 4 ground dey laugh lik earth worm wey dem pour salt..

Broz re u a learner..
Remember doz days we mk boat wiv pages of our exercise books, remember wen u done the underneath looks very much lik punnii..

Guez u kno wat nxt to do...


Pls. Thank mii later...

If ur mother was sure other users used d machine before she left then she nid worry not.
Cous no machine would go to the card bin after been trapped.

Its an insider who did d magic.
Write the bank regional Head quarter or still lagos, categorically implicating the ATM custodian nd requesting an investigation nd refund of ur fund.
Am sure if the bank is upright they would investigate who tampered wiv the sms alert.

U can PM nd I would tell u all jargons u could use in beating the custodian to his game nd he would know he aint dealin wiv a mugu...