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Smellos!!

sheilak:


I am the first of five children, I am a female and I have got four brothers

My mum was a teacher

I am not going to talk about my dad.



So there isn't anything you can tell that I don't know already: (. You can be set by 7:00 am if you do not have to cook foods like beans or do chores.

I don't live in Nigeria any longer however the logic still applies. But if you have to do chores, then you will have to wake up pretty early at 5 or 5:30

Babe abeg blow whistle, u don't preach wat u ve not practiced, anyone waking up by 7am in lagos has got no chores and probably ve a shop infront of his/her house....

@OP... buy 6 native fowl as pet, there is no how she won't wake when they crow by 5am except if she's possessed by spirit of Lassca( the spirit responsible for Sarah's late conception)

ableguy:
Uwa nmebi

Nwanne re u a disciple

No wonder Emeka now visit the toilet often...

poo scent is an inspiration...

Well, Cutehector don talk am...
e remain Mynd44 own..

Karma is a biatch...

since u decided to blur the evidence, Adonblivit.....

was that a joke

Basket mouth nd Iyanya must be related.

What is happening on that road
Same thing happened last week...
Hope its not a ritual for the forth coming over bridge at Ajah Roundabout...

blood of Jonah....

4years
why humans wicked like this..
RIP to the galz, allah wont give u out to the zombies who blow up themselves in anticipation of virgins....

Fedric:
ok,

Baba no vacancy for Mgt students

the boy is protecting his fathers property, so i discharge nd acquit him...

Wondering the lie the deceased would tell God when he gets to heaven gate, maybe he will tell Baba God he died for a widow which qualifies him a place in heaven.

vickylala239:
U Ppl shuld stop giving wrong advice...

Who told u if they gv u 6mnths notice that ur suppose to stay free without paying..

The guy Jst said he paid 3mnths n had no receipts.....

Lik u Dnt knw Dat he has no prove of yearly tenant...

Someone said he Dnt Hv money ur now telling him abt lawyer...do they get lawyers for free...

The money he shuld Hv used for lawyer...Why not use it to get anoda house....

U guys shuld stop bad advice....like u Dnt knw mst landlord nw use juju to remove tenants,, as court delay alot.....

Dnt advice tenants to Hv issues wit landlords....Cuz d landlord use his supposed flexing money to build house....while other use their money to flex...


Incase u Dnt knw d landlord has right to gv u notice to pack out..Evn if u paid that same the....

As a yearly tenant if u break by paying 3mnths..u r entitled to one month notice.....

I knw of a house that d landlord use juju to remove all this tenant...worms was seen everywhere in the house..pot ohh everywhere....

Many landlord do diz.....

Is very bad for someone to use his sweat and build house for a living only for tenant..to b heartless.... the house is not ur own the landlord has every right to get rid of u...some Ppl complain of bad landlord...Yes There are...Why not gv urself tym n pack out....

I Hv live as a tenant in many areas...1st I cnt live with landlord in the same compound rule one....

Two I check gate closing and opening procedures.

If d landlord Dnt Lik visitors I cnt say There...

No water I Dnt stay..water control by landlord Nt tenant I Dnt stay...

Nepa bill collected by landlord I Dnt stay..... etc..

U mst Hv standard before u pack in n pay...

U cnt stay in face mi I kill u..and complain of some issues..

If d woman Lik he said wakes by 4am to bath..y cnt he wake by 2,3am.....it u get anoda place....

Can u summarize the above, hate reading novel.

that man must be a warri man...

the warri man nd MTN plan to deceive us, now the warri man don deceive mtn...

NO WONDER!!!!!!

So this is how MTN ve been deceiving us, i am very sure that the lady who was said to ve won the aeroplane was given a Return Flight ticket to her village nd the rest is history...

Foregoing my people, if MTN says u ve won 100k, pls know u actually won a 100 naira call voucher.

MTN the best Uwa mmebi connection.

so all the while Jamal was slamming, he was slamming a fellow dude...
Jamal the spirit of gay ve taken over u in Alade's voice.

Nah bush baby

francisbarrack:
Is Ekaette ur sister or daughter?

Ur mum

Then what would be the essence of lawyers if they don't, become technical advisers to the saints

Since u ve typed Ngwa, u re not far from the truth...

But aka dika Nke Monkey..

Rixy007:
we what you've said it's clear u don't know what landlords face wit tenants
Try build a house nd let's see if u can accommodate you wit that type of mindset

My friend, did u read what u wrote

Ur grammar alone is a quit notice.

This kind car wey carry airbag everywhere no dey kill like Danfo, so am sure no one died.

Broz u no go like ur nxt transfer walahi..

Since u re not a churchy, I don't see anything wrong catching the bull by the horn.

Give the gal a try nd see if things will work out..

But why God no fit put me for this OP shoe, make I enjoy his blessings..

Time I change my location to Banana Iceland, maybe I might be fortunate this time.

mummydirect:
Heh! Wetin I hear u talk? Sue wetin? Person wey no get money to rent house dey sue, except him go make baba God him lawyer

Hahahahahaha...
I just dey console am make him BP no rise...

Dinocarex:
The landlord no sabi na
You give quit notice 6 months before the expiration of yearly tenancy.
I just gave u hint on what Estate agent do now
And yeah... It's legal

Then litigation will settle us..

omron:
I greet Fellow nairalanders happy Sunday.

Something has been bothering me so I decided to share it here. One Sunday evening a friend of mine drove me on his bike to a nearby filling station to my house and the lady who served me the fuel was a very pretty lady. I fell in love with her on first sight and ask for her number which she gave me and I started calling her on phone and she does respond well to any of my calls. We later met at a planned place after she closed from work last week. Then she told me few things about her that she stays with her sister that she just came to Ibadan from benue state and that she just spent four months in Ibadan and at the place of work.

I asked her her salary, it was then she told me she collects #10k per month. I pity her and told her if we know better I will help her get better offer. The most painful thing was that this lady works round the clock. From Monday to Sunday and she must resume 6am and closes 8pm at night.

I said to myself which kind of job is this...
Later as we were chatting she perceived beer odour coming from my mouth and said she does not like anyone that drink beer and I promised her I won't take beer again cos of her and she said no problem...

Since then if I call her she will pick and tell me she is busy that she doesn't have time. After two days, she did not even pick my calls again. I love this lady so much and I don't want to lose her. I am confused right now. Pls what should I do? Should I go and meet her there or I should leave her or is it because of the beer she was discouraged or what? Pls nairalanders I need advice

Baba, e be like say u sef nah Bar attendant, cous I don't see a fuel attendant forming for a banker or doctor...

If u know u can't quit beer for her, don't bother her again cous what just happened will happen again..