₦airaland Forum

The guy must get pant Museum..

Nikita1:
Enownow
What's that

its not you then, cous i had a friend with same moniker.
Enownow was a forum similar to nairaland back then in 2005...

Nikita1:
U make sense, it's everywhere in the tribe

Were u once an Enownow user?

if i be Olatunji, i go just dust my slippers, carry am for hand pick race wey Magdalene go think say ghost past..

Archiq:
****

No!!!! ur fafa be dey push kenke wey ur mama gree marry abii

gozzlin:
Oga e be like say you get comprehension problem. Dem tell you say d boy urinate and defecate on the teacher's body? Wetin dey write there be say the boy urinate on im own body. Kachikwo?


That's why you keep failing jamb.

hahahahaha...

see this ewu baskard...
sure ur parents were still courting when i wrote mine...

Abeg make una nack us better gist..
Tired of all this poo news.

chaii...
Enugu Onitsha Road ve suffered ooo..

Maybe that road would be fixed when tinubu's daughter becomes Nigerian president.

Good for him.
sure he will tell his children to come, he lost his arm to Biafran army during the civil war.

Adisa when u reach prison, try mold iron fist so that u go be Iron Fist Ninja of Kirikiri...

Otemu onye Oshi..

If i see this gal, i swear she go don born for me before EFCC go see am...

Both the guy nd kate re from the zoo...

yes am the zoo keeper, abi u ve more to add

Nigerian Hospital nd Police no different, alwayz sending people to the world of d spirits..

But that pikin be like Chucky, anyway RIP...

See the reason Nigeria will remain backward..

A ghanaian hired Nigerians to brutalize his fellow Nigerian nd someone will say we re one.

How I wish those military personnel would be sent to Sambisa to brutalize bokoharam..

Is this what Buhari meant when he said he would make #1=$1.

Kwantinue sir.

Soon a loaf of agege bread would be sold at #1000.

How I wish we ve got mad Cell, them for just throw the guy inside there, if he is not mad give him 48hrs, the incoherent mumblings of his fellow inmate will drive him into confessing..

Well, yahoo boy wey him madness new can ve such in his possession.

Wonderful..
Two budget in circulation, the fake nd the fraudulent one.

Continue, "useful" old fools.

Person wey propose to woman for Ojulegba will certainly give birth to a Newspaper Vendor...

I know u were thinking I did say Agbero, but if u ve been to Ojulegba under bridge u will know why I said vendor...

Hmmmm...

This one get as e be, cous only an insane parent would do this to their child at such tender age
Sure the parents were brainwashed by a prophet.

Thou some children nah beta wicked witch, remembered when a family friend started looking for solution for their 2 daughters, they terrorized their skools got expelled frm 2 different skools, parent dare not open their door without knocking.

So the parent might not be wrong but he was too tender for such decision..

Great!!!!
This will be a great milestone once the senate okies Innoson motors as our Official vehicle..

Unemployment must use style reduce.

What kind of men re these
its high time we start feeding them their roasted preek, so that the upcoming will sit up nd create income for Umu Abana...

[quote author=henryhemon post=42945808][/quote]u dont even know how to quote..
Agbaya nwoke onye Uwa Mmebi

sure there is a mistake with the name, Ebuka Omenuko is his name nd not that Tukur bayero..

henryhemon:
Why can't you make a meaningful contribution for once? May God help you with wisdom n remove all this hatred from your life. No one with hatred has ever grown beyond his hate.

Guy, i aint no hater, i gat no hate in me, just that i follow trend..

Years i made meaningful contributions re passed cous it aint worth it, sure if am used to meaningful contribution you wont ve noticed

the truth is that my matter will only give u stroke if u go carry am 4 head.

i just want to me my online me

Anambra is working..

Zombies be like; "this yeye stadium wey be like agbero hang out"
And am like "take a stroll to National stadium Lagos"

@takuradua... come see una 1st son..

He is just as usefull as u re....

Ewu Ijebu ode

RIP nwoke onye Cameroun..

No wonder they re killed daily..

On Enemy front line yet ur gun is far from you...

I hope Burutai will make him a teacher at Command Day Secondary school Mile2

takuradua:
Thanks for the mention. Now run along boi.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa..

u tired
or ur an hour browsing has got 2 more minute
Quickly run off to ur other akike moniker u matured mofo..

Smello..

takuradua:
Poverty is a thing of the mind boi....obviously it's still got you pinned down

Buth i think its not just you but ur immediate family its dealing with.

Were they rescuing the dog or jubilating on the feast about to happen...

No one even cared to know if the dog ribs were broken but they quickly left with their kill..

takuradua:
You that can't escort yourself inside the house where you dey do menial jobs... Anyway thanks my destination is Paradise.....

Pray God bless you so that you won't have to take snapshots outside.

hahahahahahahaha...

Reminds me of one poor dude, who saw a friend's(who is in UK for masters) pix on facebook, instead of appreciating it, he claimed the pix was taken somewhere on the island(lagos island).

poor people and noticing environment is like Baba Kamoru nd Baba Ijebu sure numbers...

Buhari should resign Asap...

takuradua:
Lols return them back to the lagoon you devil...

yea, the devil whom will escort you to Valhalla....