₦airaland Forum

Abeg 2shot should ooo, make nairaland gals use Surds calculate his dick circumference..

All this one nah small pikin break up..

See what I used for my babe;

Chi I must confess to you, any lady that spends the Xmas with me dies, she did not wait for me to conclude before saying; Sweet I knew u will never allow harm my way, thanks for informing me hope u don't mind if I come back by February nxt year.

When u say banger, is it one, two or three shot banger

Cous I will throwing 3 shot banger on cross over nite, like it when it bangs Taa! Taa!! Taa!!!...


Ajuju Uwa Mmebi..

This OP needs brain transplant, abeg anybody get half dead cockroach make I fit carry out this transplant...

Hmmm..

All these cheap girls like ogiri neva get sense abii..

U meet a facebook guy nd u already in a hotel with him, shakes my Balls..

Uwa di Omimi...


Infact Uwa Emebigo....

Buhari is working..

Abii u no knoooo!!

The way things re going By next year we will also import president nd Governors..

If I tell my Igbo Brethren that this is Uwa Mmebi they will prefer to call it End Time..

Oya tell me which family produces palm oil but goes outside to buy the palm oil to cook Ofe Egwusi na su pututu....



Nwanne ó Uwa Mmebi...

I think the word Biafra is synonyms to MTN..

It's everywhere u go..

Hope u sabi wash cloth with hand cous u will wash ur Inlaws cloths nd Curtains because during xmas season cloths must be washed.

Then be urself, they will understand the rest.

Remember to buy Hollandis wrapper for ur Mother In-law..

They need you to fill in for a staff possibly on leave or Maternity leave..

Have been bitten..

Main reason I refused to go to school..

Nah spare part shop sure pass.

Tell the security men at the venue to inform the custodian incase he is loading over the weekend nd show them the exact Atm.

Then come over to same branch on monday possibly at noon to ensure he must ve Loaded fresh fund to that machine nd done his balancing else he won't know there is an overage..

Thou u can still make ur complaint online or the nearest branch..

How on earth will u ask u nigerian policeman for direction talkless allowing them lead you..

U re lucky, ur oga nd ur Organs would possibly be on its way to Malaysia, that is if it has not arrived already..

Better give testimony for church tomorrow to avert future mistake..

Now I see why this traffic matter pass Ambode..

It's been since 1982..

I can see a peugeot 504, 505, a mack trailer, a Mercedes bus "Molue", a Datsun nd the white jeep looks like a land rover..

How can I not see that 911...

Same Wikipedia That End Time Site

porshuch:
lol! You better drop that Peruvian brand, before you start seeing cannal as bed.

Hahahahahah..

Wayasay....

porshuch:
AMUWO KEE? ABEG WHAT'S THE BRAND OF YOUR SKUNK?

Peruvian....

Hefemale:
just dey observe u too

Then u must be an End Time official..

Toks2008:
Na wa o...see gbese and i just as you wrote,this has taken away food from many families...this life sef..nothing is certain except death.

My bro nah so oo..
Even death is not certain, because if u re a christian u most ve read that not all will die some will be raptured..

The 20k wey GEJ give am that time no do am abii.....

End Time Observer..

Dickson is certainly going to win 90% vote in Amuwo Odofin LGA with what am seeing...


Off for another Jumbo weed, will update u guyz when am back..

Buhari the chief militant doing what he knows better..

Thunder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oya wait till the morafucker quotes me...

Gabaleve:
what is this one saying, olosi buruku

Is that ur mum's name

It's sound Lomantic.

Millerz:
you gonna buy Christmas rice with the likes

Yep, then with the change I lash her..

Most Bayelseans work on the Rig so they must ve experienced Riggers APC would ve hired to Rig the election might support of Buhari Touts..

But not to worry PDP owns a refinery that the products rigged by APC will flow to for refining thus perfect the return of PDP...


End Time Theory of Election..

Someone should tell Ambode that the bridge will need maintenance after the excessive heat it experienced.

See how this devil just took away means of livelihood of some families at this End Time season.

Devil won't take away our livelihood, just hit the Like button to claim it..

Thunder!!!!!!!!!!! Oya wait make I find who u go fire...

OBJ the confused drummer man..

chuna1985:
Keep blabbing rubbish

Hahahahaha...

Can see u woke at a dumb this morning..

Gabaleve:
gerrarahia joor...award winning idiot

Do I show u the award

Thou I later realized ur mum was better, so I gave it to her.