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IjeBos:
Holy Shit. This guy has spent the last few days scouring videos of lounges for one that says First Class Lounge.

Maybe if you took the liberty of doing a simple online search before you opened your wide mouth to speak on something you CLEARLY know nothing about you would have spared yourself the embarrassment.

Just imagine now even your minion Obrigardo knows his oga is a liar and a poser 🤣🤣

You are making a fool of yourself in front of your little foot soldiers who looked up to you as their defender here 🤣🤣

IjeBos:
Holy Shit. This guy has spent the last few days scouring videos of lounges for one that says First Class Lounge. See an idiot. As in Gen. Chem, you have found the exception that proves the rule.

Try this, click your heels 3 times then say "Fake News" 3 times and all those pesky facts I gave you will just disappear. That's how you conservative idiots work right?

Hahahahaha. Poor man pikin say na the exception. one of the biggest airlines in the world in an “exception” 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

Okay. We will get back to whether it’s an “exception” soon but for now here’s what’s up…

See ehn everyone here knows by now that you are a liar and a poser but want to systematically expose how truly pathetic you are so we are going to take your lies one by one…

Do we now agree that you were either lying or had no idea what you were saying when you said no airline calls it a “first class lounge” again?

We will move on to the next but I want a consensus on this first because it was your very first lie that started the argument..

IjeBos:
I'm a liar, the NY times is a liar. Everyone but the person who has never sat his ass in a lounge nor been on a plane is lying. Lol.

You can put up ur dork call to Benalvino and Basilico now to get help as you're clearly getting ur head bashed in again.

Don’t worry JetBlue boy 😂🤣

I’m at work now so don’t have your full time yet. Wait till I round up this last zoom session in an hour or so.

I am coming back to tear that ass up once and for all.

IjeBos:
I'm a liar, the NY times is a liar. Everyone but the person who has never sat his ass in a lounge nor been on a plane is lying. Lol.

You can put up ur dork call to Benalvino and Basilico now to get help as you're clearly getting ur head bashed in again.

Thank you I have never been on a plane. Keep saying that please. Make sure you say it on every post you make. Thanks. 🤣🤣

Meanwhile another video exposing more of your lies of EVER flying first class. You said they don’t call the lounge what? 🤣🤣


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTns7PrGIMk&pp=ygUjQ2FsbCB0byBib2FyZCBpbiBmaXN0IGNsYXNzIGxvdW5nZSA%3D

IjeBos:
Another day another teaching lesson for you. Most of the better international airport lounges are places to retreat and relax, and so are quiet. The last one I was at had a enclosed booth to make calls.

From the NYtimes:
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/06/travel/airport-lounges-guide.html

Serious question. What is the point of opening your mouth to talk about something you have 0 experience with, whereas it be flying or lounge access? Do you like constantly looking stupid? Is there a daily quota of yours you have to fill?

Doubling down on stupidity and lies 🤣🤣🤣

So people in first class lounge have NO WAY of knowing the status of their flight except getting up and walking to the gates? You must be flying Okada airlines fist class then 🤣😅

Bloody liar. Everybody is laughing at you.

I have found like 3 other airlines that boldly still call their lounge “first class lounge” remember that was your first lie? 🤣🤣

God has made you open your nyash here today 😂😂 no one will ever believe your braggings about wealth here ago.

Dude is still swearing that I have never flown 😂😂 well thank you for finally indirectly admitting I cannot be the person you claim I am. Because you said you saw his FB pics right? Lol.

You’re so dumb you can’t even keep your lies and accusations straight.

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IjeBos:
Yeah OmotaleeJanet, aka slyfoxx-Janet, all these bans must have been rewards for your amazing contributions to this thread.

Your only contributions to this thread are bragging about imaginary wealth and women, telling people that you don’t know from Adam what countries they have been and never been to and exposing your homosexuality with the most cringe photographs we have ever seen.

There will never be sanity on this thread as long as a clown like you is participant. It will always be a circus.

IjeBos:
Look at this the Dork call. Hey fellow dorks, Basilico, Bemeruca, I'm getting my head bashed, I've exposed the fact that I've never been on a plane and I'm being made a fool. Come help.
What a collection of dorks and losers you three are. Two practiced Liars, 2 Mentally ill peons, and a dead-beat dad. Nice squad you got there.

Shut up dunce. I see you’re back for your daily dose of utter humiliation. First go learn how airports work before you open that lying moth of yours here again.

Dude said announcements of delays and calls to board don’t reach the 1st class lounge 😂

Then he said the airport was too big so he couldn’t walk back to the lounge, he preferred to sit at the gates 😂😂😂

Then he conveniently showed only pictures at the gates not in the lounge or on the plane 🤣🤣🤣

Then he said 1st class and regular passengers board on the same jet bridge even after watching a video showing otherwise 😂😂😂😂

Fake rich boy. You have NEVER flown first class in your fvcking life. Stop coming up with lame and senseless excuses. You fly JetBlue because that’s your level. Stay in your place boy.

This man just dey explain since. It’s like he is now realizing what a colossal fvck up he was.

This would have been a good thing to voice out WHILE you were in office.

What do you want us to do about it now?

AngelicBeing:
Well said jare, l come hear to laugh at the funny intercontinental war going on here and the daily drama , some of the things that cracked me up are , Havard graduate, first class lounge, Excel sheet for posters here, l am richer than Dangote and Elon musk, my family is the owner of Sheraton Abuja, my uncle is the best friend to Donald Trump, 3000 naira sent to me by my mom, dad beating his wife, you are not in the US , MY dad is the founder of Cambridge University, l will beat you up if l see you in Qatar, l will send your name to FBI , lsraeli mossad,EFCC to arrest you, l have 300 Trillion pounds in my bedroom, l have 700 billion dollars contract in Dubai, and all manner of funny comments on here, like seriously , una no dey Taya, so much time to banter and and fight daily, nawao

😂😂😂😂 funny but actually a good summary of this thread.

All these are mostly caused by just one user. Whenever he goes away the conversation becomes more substantive. As soon as he shows up things derail pretty fast.

bemeruca:
If you are in first class, there are more interesting things to take photos of and not a general area. Ijebos has the brain of a centipede

He just won’t lay down. That’s what annoys me.

You’ve been caught in an obvious lie. Just own it and shut up. But nooo, all he does is take a few hours to re-strategize then come back with some more bullshit that makes even less sense.

The fact that the clown considers entering a plane to be a big deal speaks volumes about his rudimentary level of intellect 😂😂

My first flight was before I could even say my name. Such a primitive fool that boy is I swear.

bemeruca:
Naaa. Lol

You know the person?

MentalCase98:
Jesus Christ. This clown has killed me today. 😂😂😂

If your flight is delayed you will be notified right from the first class lounge. You wouldn’t need to walk up to the gates before you find that out.

You see boy, airports have these things called PA systems that inform all waiting passengers about the status of their flight. I’m surprised such an alleged frequent flyer like you doesn’t know this 😂😂

GTFOH stupid clown. You didn’t fly no first class yesterday. Keep spinning all kinds of ridiculous excuses. “The airport was too big” 😂😂 soon you will say the PA was broken that’s what you didn’t hear the delay announcement and decided to sit at the gates 🤣🤣

Abeg I am tired of you. You’re a ridiculous human being on so many levels. You somehow took pictures only while you were waiting at the gate and not while you where In the lounge or in the first class cabin itself. This fool thinks I was born yesterday 😂😂

Let’s never forget… This is the post that made IjeBos lose his shit after being exposed for the fraud he is who doesn’t even know how airports work, never mind being the frequent premium flyer he constantly lies to be.

He tried so many distraction tactics afterwards but only ended up making a bigger fool of himself.

The pleasure is mine.

Cc: Basilico, Bemeruca

AngelicBeing:
Chai , Drama thread daily

This person is either IjeBos or 1stGenAmerican alternative monicker. Only shows up here at very strategic times.

IjeBos:
I could talk about your family, I don't. I've seen their worthlessness before you locked down your facebook page. They're probably tired of you as well.
I'm talking about the worthless, lying delusional multiple personality having degenerate that you are.

Yes, it's quite a sad life I live, when I'm at parties in Ikoyi, in VIP seats at concerts in Lagos, sippin Moet and Crystal on New Years Eve, chilling on the beaches of Ghana, partying in Abuja, and shopping in London on my way back to the US, I never know how I'll live with myself. It'll be so sad, I'll post pics and maybe you can tell me about that imaginary girl you're at some made up restaurant with and cheer me up.

Says the fool who is daily constantly fighting with multiple people on nairaland 75% of his life.

You must really be an excellent multitasker.

Or more likely you’re just a…

IjeBos:
You were probably there waiting for your brother to land from London and went to the restroom... near his gate.
FYI, you are not your brother. Just cuz you steal his passports and bank account statements to post them online, does not make you him.
Many successful people have loser brothers just like you. He must hate to have to keep sending your mommy money to send to you.

This fool has never gone past the security check-in of an airport.
This was comedy gold.

Says my family is worthless right after he says I have a “successful brother”

Can you see you are both stupid and confused at this point. I just pity you when this family you have been doxxing come for you and Seun Osewa. Woe betide you anything happens to any of them. You will be on tape singing that same song Seun Kuti made that other Americana fool sing.

IjeBos:
I could talk about your family, I don't. I've seen their worthlessness before you locked down your facebook page. They're probably tired of you as well.
I'm talking about the worthless, lying delusional multiple personality having degenerate that you are.

Yes, it's quite a sad life I live, when I'm at parties in Ikoyi, in VIP seats at concerts in Lagos, sippin Moet and Crystal on New Years Eve, chilling on the beaches of Ghana, partying in Abuja, and shopping in London on my way back to the US, I never know how I'll live with myself. It'll be so sad, I'll post pics and maybe you can tell me about that imaginary girl you're at some made up restaurant with and cheer me up.

Like you claim to be a first class traveler but only post pics of yourself waiting at the gates like a dog 😂😂😂

Bro you have been exposed and all this gra gra you are doing now is just 100% pure copium.

You are a nairaland tough guy but a broke fool who flies fvcking JetBlue in real life while sending half his meagre salary back home to his battered mother in Enugu to nurse her injuries sustained from constant daily beatings from your barbarian father.

Just take a second to think about your life bro.

IjeBos:
Try Crystal or a Glenfiddich 21 Yr, generally helps with pain.
My fault, a little out of your budget.. lol

Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Bro why are you running away from my drinks challenge? Now you suddenly want to talk about drinks?

I’m at my guys house now. Don’t make me take a snap of our table. You will enter depression right away. Bloody fool.

Son of a violent animal father and a worthless broke mother 😂😂

IjeBos:
I could talk about your family, I don't. I've seen their worthlessness before you locked down your facebook page. They're probably tired of you as well.
I'm talking about the worthless, lying delusional multiple personality having degenerate that you are.

Yes, it's quite a sad life I live, when I'm at parties in Ikoyi, in VIP seats at concerts in Lagos, sippin Moet and Crystal on New Years Eve, chilling on the beaches of Ghana, partying in Abuja, and shopping in London on my way back to the US, I never know how I'll live with myself. It'll be so sad, I'll post pics and maybe you can tell me about that imaginary girl you're at some made up restaurant with and cheer me up.

Bahahahahahahahah. If wishes were horses right?

I DARE you to talk about my alleged family. In fact I am begging you bro. The gates of hell are waiting and I am dying for them to open.

You have no idea how much I want to confront you in person this clown 🤣🤣🤣

Hahaha. Oh so the person you think I am on Fb has never left Nigeria too right? 😂😂

You are such a clown I don’t even know whether to laugh or feel sorry for you. Your only worth in this life is hyping yourself on a anonymous internet forum. You’re as harmless as a butterfly In real life. Hahaha

Omg pls let this bastard try me in the real world. I’m begging you lord.

IjeBos:
Opponent? lol Oh, you thought this was a competition? Sorry fool. You want to belong so badly. You're a fuxing deluisional liar with multiple personalities. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

Bro I got back from China not too long ago where I was finalizing a deal with contractors for one of my projects in Southern Africa. In a couple weeks I will be off on vacation abroad again.

I don’t have time to argue with a clown like you about whether I’ve ever even been on a fvcking plane. Debating you literally Kills brain cells. You are just too stupid, shallow and immature to be worth the effort

Fake rich kind. Son of an absolute garbage father. I feel your pain sometimes.

IjeBos:
Opponent? lol Oh, you thought this was a competition? Sorry fool. You want to belong so badly. You're a fuxing deluisional liar with multiple personalities. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

This child of a worthless whoree said the airline forced him to leave the lounge and wait at the gates because the PA system wasn’t working at the lounge 😂😂😂

Mental gymnastics at its finest 🤣🤣

IjeBos:
Opponent? lol Oh, you thought this was a competition? Sorry fool. You want to belong so badly. You're a fuxing deluisional liar with multiple personalities. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

How does it make you feel Being the son of such a worthless whoree?

You know what, maybe I’m giving your dad a hard time. God knows what that slut did to warrant that treatment. Either way you are the child of at least one degenerate parent

IjeBos:
Opponent? lol Oh, you thought this was a competition? Sorry fool. You want to belong so badly. You're a fuxing deluisional liar with multiple personalities. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

Your worthless broke mother stayed with a violent animal woman beater just so she could eat and feed her bastard Children.

Think about that hard bro.

IjeBos:
Opponent? lol Oh, you thought this was a competition? Sorry fool. You're a fuxing deluisional liar with multiple personalities. I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.

Your worthless father beats up women to feel important. Just think about that every time you want to talk about another persons family. Worthless fool.

Stupid liar. Imaginary gf, imaginary car, imaginary first class flights. Everything about you here is just fake. What a sad life you must really live.

IjeBos:
You were probably there waiting for your brother to land from London and went to the restroom... near his gate.
FYI, you are not your brother. Just cuz you steal his passports and bank account statements to post them online, does not make you him.
Many successful people have loser brothers just like you. He must hate to have to keep sending your mommy money to send to you.

This fool has never gone past the security check-in of an airport.
This was comedy gold.

You’re confused. You’re hopeless. All this because you don’t want to admit you have been called out for the liar you are. You did not fly first class yesterday and I bet anything on that.

This clown said it’s a conspiracy why he didn’t hear the PA system 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

IjeBos:
You were probably there waiting for your brother to land from London and went to the restroom... near his gate.
FYI, you are not your brother. Just cuz you steal his passports and bank account statements to post them online, does not make you him.
Many successful people have loser brothers just like you. He must hate to have to keep sending your mommy money to send to you.

This fool has never gone past the security check-in of an airport.
This was comedy gold.

Hahahahababab. So the same parents that sent my alleged brother abroad couldn’t send me? You see how much of an idiot you sound like sometimes?

Hahahahahah

Confusion don kill this clown.

Forget brother. Even the person you claim I AM has a public profile stating his academic background. Why are you scared to mention it? Hahahahahah. Olodo

IjeBos:
Comedy Gold
PA system throughout the airport? Lol... keep going dumbass. 😂
Some airports have 100 flights an hour and trains to take you from terminal to terminal. They do not announce throughout the airport what flights are delayed. Imagine if they did. Fuxing dumbass. They have flight boards, airline apps and text messages for that. Holy dumbass. And definitely not in lounges. In fact lounges are a relaxing generally quiet place. My flight was delayed, decided to walk to the gate and as it got delayed further chose to stay there.
The PA is more localized around the gate for people waiting.

Ahahhahah.. This guy has never been on a flight before.

Bloody pathetic liar.

Just look at how you sound. “This guy has never been on a flight before”.

Like a toddler. Okay say amen to this prayer; If I have never been on an intercontinental flight before may it never be well with me and my whole family. If I have then may IjeBos and his battered and bruised mother die wretched death before the last day of this year.

I dare you to say amen to the above prayer. Let’s see if that your battered and bruised mother won’t die like the worthless fowl she is.

Stupid fool. Taking about flight Allie it’s a big deal That’s your level bro? Even for as much as I hate you and think you are a clown I’m actually somehow disappointed.

You’re not even a worthy opponent I swear.

IjeBos:
Comedy Gold
PA system throughout the airport? Lol... keep going dumbass. 😂
Some airports have 100 flights an hour and trains to take you from terminal to terminal. They do not announce throughout the airport what flights are delayed. Imagine if they did. Fuxing dumbass. They have flight boards, airline apps and text messages for that. Holy dumbass. And definitely not in lounges. In fact lounges are a relaxing generally quiet place. My flight was delayed, decided to walk to the gate and as it got delayed further chose to stay there.
The PA is more localized around the gate for people waiting.

Shut up fool!

Bloody liar. You’re a clown and have been exposed but just refuse to lay down.

YES! The PA system extends to those in the first class lounge as well. I have been in an airport public toilet and heard an announcement for my flight before.

Jesus you’re such a clown. Don’t even mind humiliating yourself just because you don’t want to accept you’ve lost an argument.

IjeBos you did not fly first class yesterday!!

Prove me wrong and show the pictures of yourself in the lounge or the cabin.

I dare you!

IjeBos:
Keep on going... This is comedy gold....
Like a blinking NEON sign saying, I've never been on a plane
Holy shit, do you think people are sitting at the gate for their heath?
Or are airlines just wasting time keeping people them there if they could board?
What planes are the first class passengers getting on if the plane hasn't landed or is being cleaned?

Try to keep up, 1st class passengers and some others get Priority boarding. Meaning it is given that they board first. It says so on their boarding pass that they get when they check in. Noone has to notify them.

Mind Blown... You have never been on a plane before to understand what is happening when they call certain group numbers.

If the airline waste your time, do they force you to be at the gate as well? Hahahahahaba

This clown is pulling out all the best excuses to try and save face.

Now it’s a whole conspiracy why he had to sit at the gates 😂😂

And he calls us conservatives conspiracy theorists😂😂😂😂

IjeBos:
Keep on going... This is comedy gold....
Like a blinking NEON sign saying, I've never been on a plane
Holy shit, do you think people are sitting at the gate for their heath?
Or are airlines just wasting time keeping people them there if they could board?
What planes are the first class passengers getting on if the plane hasn't landed or is being cleaned?

Try to keep up, 1st class passengers and some others get Priority boarding. Meaning it is given that they board first. It says so on their boarding pass that they get when they check in. Noone has to notify them.

Mind Blown... You have never been on a plane before to understand what is happening when they call certain group numbers.

Yep. None of this makes sense and doesn’t explain how someone who lies to be a 1st class passenger has to go sit at the gates to learn updates of his flight.

I initially though you were stupid. Now you just sound like a straight up lunatic.

Answer me. Am I the guy you claim I am, from the same family you claim I’m from? If so then how come I have never been on a plane despite the persons profile saying he’s been to multiple countries?


You’re a confused fool I swear. I pity your useless mother for carrying a nonentity lien you for 9 months.

IjeBos:
You clearly missed the insult. My boys and I were discussing cars. Two just upgraded, one got the 911 turbo s. They asked me when my turn was. We laughed. That's a normal convo for us. For you it's someone showing off.

The fact that you think someone hanging in a lounge is a big deal speaks to your pockets. And we already seen your pocket. It's that poverty mentality benalvino speaks so much about.

Dare me and I will make Seun Osewa himself shut this thread down. If not the whole nairaland. I am dying for you to date me at this point.

IjeBos:
You clearly missed the insult. My boys and I were discussing cars. Two just upgraded, one got the 911 turbo s. They asked me when my turn was. We laughed. That's a normal convo for us. For you it's someone showing off.

The fact that you think someone hanging in a lounge is a big deal speaks to your pockets. And we already seen your pocket. It's that poverty mentality benalvino speaks so much about.

IjeBos fake rich kid.

Never even heard of a PA system at an airport before 😂😂😂

Has to go sit at the gate to find out if his flight has been delayed 😂

Like I said, you’re either lying or stupid. Neither of which look good on you.