IjeBos: You clearly missed the insult. My boys and I were discussing cars. Two just upgraded, one got the 911 turbo s. They asked me when my turn was. We laughed. That's a normal convo for us. For you it's someone showing off.
The fact that you think someone hanging in a lounge is a big deal speaks to your pockets. And we already seen your pocket. It's that poverty mentality benalvino speaks so much about.
Is it the same boy who spends his time updating and classifying his imaginary girlfriends in excel spreadsheet?
I can’t believe a full grown adult fool is here talking about flying like it’s a big deal.
IjeBos. Even the Lagos hookup girls that we compare you to fly state to state within Nigeria, and sometimes internationally to Dubai and Europe to meet their clients.
Flying is not a big deal you poverty mentality idiot 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂🤣😂😂
IjeBos: This is the point I have been making. I read that post and you were wrong. But to people not in the know about flying you may have sounded like you knew what your were talking about, but you didn't. I've booked that Lufthansa stopover in Germany flight and he was exactly right about how it works.
You and slyfoxx are two peas in the same pod. Two people trying to overextend themselves outside their stations in life.
Shut up fool. Just take your L and rest. You have been humiliated here today. Took you 4 hours of thinking to come up with the garbage you are saying now.
Bro! You fly JetBlue at best and have never flown first class as we have so explicitly exposed. You don't even know 1st class passengers are notified and have the liberty of boarding at anytime once the plane is ready without sitting at the gates.
You are a clown and a fake rich kid. Just trying to save face now with the trash you are saying. But everyone else here has already seen you for the fool you are. Shu up and take your L in peace.
IjeBos: He said, there are announcements in the lounge over the PA at busy international airports. Lol.. As I said visit the lounge at the less busy Lagos airport and you'll understand how stupid that statement is. I believe the entrance fee is 15k, so you will have to ask your mommy for next months allowance early.
But this whole post is reductive. As if "regular" passengers are diseased. I'm not one for all that flexing. I leave that to my g/f. But, it's always the poorest people who hold their noses up the highest.
And it's a fuxing lounge. Who cares. If that's what's got ur panties in bunch, you're not adulting right.
Hahahahahaahahah.
Out of all your excuses when being caught in a lie this has to be the best!
I give it to you bro. Lucifer dey learn where you dey.
And to think it only took you 4 hours of pontificating (despite being online here the whole time) to come up with this garbage lie.
bemeruca: This is how his father prideoflncoln lied and I exposed him. Since then he hasn't showed his face on this thread.
IjeBos proudly flies JetBlue. He cannot afford BA or Delta premium travel and he knows it. Same way he hasn’t shown us evidence of his supposed Harvard education till today 😂😂
bemeruca: If he was in the class he claimed to have bought, he would have taken a photo with all the first class stuff and furnitures around. This fool post a photo of him sitting on a bench... The one wey not reach the level of the one I sat on at lagos airport 🤣
Very true. How convenient is it for him that we always only catch him in the short window where he is sitting at the gates and not the more significant timeframe where he is in the first class lounge or in the first class cabin?
The IjeBos we all know will be too happy to share photos of himself in either of the latter locations. But he suddenly runs out of mobile data at those times 😂😂
IjeBos either prove you are the rich kid you claim or forever hold your peace.
I mean, everything that makes someone an idiot can be found in you.
I swear. The guy is premium entertainment on this forum 😅😅
Mr. “I travel first class every week” still needs to go sit at the gates before finding out his flight has been delayed. He’s either a liar or a rich fool. Neither are good tbh.
Obrigardo: Damn. If you directed this at me, I don't think I'll recover. You are savage.
Of course you won’t recover with your peanut sized brain that thinks what he said here actually makes sense.
Can’t you see he hasn’t “recovered” since I asked him to explain why a first class passenger like he claims to be cannot get notification on his flight delay from the lounge and has to go sit for hours at the gates with regular passengers? Of course you can’t see the ridiculousness of that because you’re even more stupid than him.
IjeBos is actually the smartest amongst you liberal moronns on this thread. And that really says a lot about how dumb y’all are as a collective. He sounds smart once in a while in his political commentary but his major problem is that he is a flaming liar with extreme small man syndrome.
You on the other hand are a Trump deranged lunatic who never makes any sense even on your best days.
IjeBos: And if the flight is delayed as mine was yesterday, he may have opted to sit there instead of walking back to his Lounge as I did yesterday. Difference, at larger airports the lounge can be much further from the gate.
Jesus Christ. This clown has killed me today. 😂😂😂
If your flight is delayed you will be notified right from the first class lounge. You wouldn’t need to walk up to the gates before you find that out.
You see boy, airports have these things called PA systems that inform all waiting passengers about the status of their flight. I’m surprised such an alleged frequent flyer like you doesn’t know this 😂😂
GTFOH stupid clown. You didn’t fly no first class yesterday. Keep spinning all kinds of ridiculous excuses. “The airport was too big” 😂😂 soon you will say the PA was broken that’s what you didn’t hear the delay announcement and decided to sit at the gates 🤣🤣
Abeg I am tired of you. You’re a ridiculous human being on so many levels. You somehow took pictures only while you were waiting at the gate and not while you where In the lounge or in the first class cabin itself. This fool thinks I was born yesterday 😂😂
IjeBos: But, both go through the same gate(door) and the same bridge to the plane.
Just reading this more carefully and my God you are a clown. You watch a video and still lie about what you saw just because you can’t admit you have taken a fat L. Could you not even see that there was a separate boarding bridge for first and business class passengers? 😅😅😅
Or maybe you just don’t know what a jet bridge is.
Hahahahahaha this fool is the gift that keeps giving. Brother you have never flown first class Abeg. Just let it go. Clown.
IjeBos: Thanks for posting this. Always good when you provide your own receipts to your stupidity. At one point I gave you the benefit that you might have actually left Nigeria. Now I don't believe you have ever been to an airport. You watched this video and didn't even understand what you watched.
1.) Picture 1 As I said there is no train, railway, balloon, or horse drawn carriage that takes you to your gate from the Lounge. You walk to your gate from your lounge. The first picture is the youtuber walking through the concourse from his Lounge to get to his gate. I guess you missed all those Regular passengers he had to "mingle" with in this photo. Or did you think this was all first class? This is the same walk I did yesterday (further distance). (I added the subtitles to help prove your stupidity).
2.) Picture 2 The second photo is him walking to his gate (231). As you can see there are two sides, one for Priority boarders (First, Prestige(status)) and the other side for regular (Zone 1,2,3) But, both go through the same gate(door) and the same bridge to the plane.
3.) Picture 3 The last photo is a blown up picture of the Priority sign to differentiate where the Priority people line up vs. the non Priority(zone 1,2,3) other side. Still the same gate. And if the flight is delayed as mine was yesterday, he may have opted to sit there instead of walking back to his Lounge as I did yesterday. Difference, at larger airports the lounge can be much further from the gate.
You posted a clip of everything I explained yesterday.. lol. What is the point of coming to a forum to argue about shit you don't know/never experienced with people who actually do? Get your money up, worry about having more than 15k in your bank and not having to beg nairalanders for 1.5k transport fare. Then take small steps, buy an airplane ticket to Abuja, then out of the country. Learn what a gate looks like, what a Western terminal looks like. And if you want start with the lounge in the Lagos Domestic terminal... I heard it's decent.
You’re an imbecilee I swear. So much gibberish and yet you said absolutely nothing hahahahaha. Poor man pikin has got himself in a bind he can’t get out of. Show me where in the video the YouTuber spent any significant amount of time sitting and waiting on the chairs at the gate. That is what we are debating here you moronn.
He got up from the first class lounge when he was informed it was time to board and walked straight to his designated gate and got on the plane. He even said it that he boarded at his own convenience with no stress. Hahahaha
you are typing plenty grammar hoping you can confuse people with English when everybody here can see you’ve clearly lost this one 😂😂
Bro I will not be so petty like you to say you’ve never flown before (only a child talks that way honestly) but I am 10000% sure you have never flown fist class!
You regularly post booking confirmations from JetBlue and other crappy budget airlines 😂😂 that’s your level bro. Stick to it and stop embarrassing yourself.
Also get your stories straight. Am I the guy you claim I am who has visibly schooled abroad and who you admitted whith your own mouth has a high-achieving sibling, or am I a broke pauper from a wretched family who has never seen an airport. Make up your mind. Your stories don’t add up.
IjeBos: The more you write the clearer it is that you haven't really flown outside of Nigeria. Airport processes in Western countries after 9/11 are more security oriented. First Class passengers get A/1 priority boarding . (My status generally gives me A/1 boarding priority.) They board first and at times last (seen it once, so they aren't just waiting on the plane while eveyone else boards). And a gate is just a door. Everyone has to go through it to access a plane. So, if the plane is delayed, has issues, needs to be recleaned, EVERYONE waits at the gate.
Because you asked. I have acess to a premium lounge (or First class lounge as your mind thinks it's called) in airports that have then. I can shower, eat, drink etc. And I generally do so before a second leg of a long haul (if it's not direct).
Your posts always sound like you are relaying incomplete information born from the fact you haven't really experienced these things, you don't have first hand information on any of them, so you spew half nonsense from scattered posts from random websites you find online. It's the same thing you do and continue to do in this thread. The reason I was sure you had never lived in the US. You may sound like you are in the know to somone like you who is equally not in the know, but people who are (other Americans, people who fly regularly), can easily tell your Bullshitting.
Continue being a purveyer of misinformation and Mr. Liar #1. He says he's the CEO of 6 companies. Same bullshit I'm talking about, curated for rather stupid people, like the Basilico's and Benvalino's of the world. Enjoy being whatever that broken mind wants you to be today.
Stupid liar. No first class passenger waits at the gate for any reason. Keep spinning and making yourself look more stupid. If there is a delay they wait in their lounge which is usually not far ooff from the gates. Everyone at that point has already cleared security and are just waiting to board so what you are saying there about security makes no sense.
You are making a bigger fool of yourself with each post. I am convinced at this point that you are some kind of masochist. You must derive pleasure form your own pain and embarrassment.
IjeBos: The more you write the clearer it is that you haven't really flown outside of Nigeria. Airport processes in Western countries after 9/11 are more security oriented. First Class passengers get A/1 priority boarding . (My status generally gives me A/1 boarding priority.) They board first and at times last (seen it once, so they aren't just waiting on the plane while eveyone else boards). And a gate is just a door. Everyone has to go through it to access a plane. So, if the plane is delayed, has issues, needs to be recleaned, EVERYONE waits at the gate.
Because you asked. I have acess to a premium lounge (or First class lounge as your mind thinks it's called) in airports that have then. I can shower, eat, drink etc. And I generally do so before a second leg of a long haul (if it's not direct).
Your posts always sound like you are relaying incomplete information born from the fact you haven't really experienced these things, you don't have first hand information on any of them, so you spew half nonsense from scattered posts from random websites you find online. It's the same thing you do and continue to do in this thread. The reason I was sure you had never lived in the US. You may sound like you are in the know to somone like you who is equally not in the know, but people who are (other Americans, people who fly regularly), can easily tell your Bullshitting.
Continue being a purveyer of misinformation and Mr. Liar #1. He says he's the CEO of 6 companies. Same bullshit I'm talking about, curated for rather stupid people, like the Basilico's and Benvalino's of the world. Enjoy being whatever that broken mind wants you to be today.
Now that you have been exposed for the fake rich boy you are, will you finally tell us who your violent animal father is? Hehehe. My father had multiple wives and never put his hands on any of them. Your lunatic father couldn’t even manage one wife without turning her to a punching bag. Hahahahahahahaha.
Such a small man. Like father like son indeed.
Bloody liar claims to be flying first class but never drops the pictures of him inside the plane. He only drops pictures of him waiting at the gate like pauper or cruising in the passenger seat of another man’s car like a b!tch!
IjeBos: The more you write the clearer it is that you haven't really flown outside of Nigeria. Airport processes in Western countries after 9/11 are more security oriented. First Class passengers get A/1 priority boarding . (My status generally gives me A/1 boarding priority.) They board first and at times last (seen it once, so they aren't just waiting on the plane while eveyone else boards). And a gate is just a door. Everyone has to go through it to access a plane. So, if the plane is delayed, has issues, needs to be recleaned, EVERYONE waits at the gate.
Because you asked. I have acess to a premium lounge (or First class lounge as your mind thinks it's called) in airports that have then. I can shower, eat, drink etc. And I generally do so before a second leg of a long haul (if it's not direct).
Your posts always sound like you are relaying incomplete information born from the fact you haven't really experienced these things, you don't have first hand information on any of them, so you spew half nonsense from scattered posts from random websites you find online. It's the same thing you do and continue to do in this thread. The reason I was sure you had never lived in the US. You may sound like you are in the know to somone like you who is equally not in the know, but people who are (other Americans, people who fly regularly), can easily tell your Bullshitting.
Continue being a purveyer of misinformation and Mr. Liar #1. He says he's the CEO of 6 companies. Same bullshit I'm talking about, curated for rather stupid people, like the Basilico's and Benvalino's of the world. Enjoy being whatever that broken mind wants you to be today.
I havnt flown outside Nigeria and then you swear I am a person who’s visibly lived and studied abroad 😂😂😂
You are one hell of a demented and confused soul I swear.
IjeBos: The more you write the clearer it is that you haven't really flown outside of Nigeria. Airport processes in Western countries after 9/11 are more security oriented. First Class passengers get A/1 priority boarding . (My status generally gives me A/1 boarding priority.) They board first and at times last (seen it once, so they aren't just waiting on the plane while eveyone else boards). And a gate is just a door. Everyone has to go through it to access a plane. So, if the plane is delayed, has issues, needs to be recleaned, EVERYONE waits at the gate.
Because you asked. I have acess to a premium lounge (or First class lounge as your mind thinks it's called) in airports that have then. I can shower, eat, drink etc. And I generally do so before a second leg of a long haul (if it's not direct).
Your posts always sound like you are relaying incomplete information born from the fact you haven't really experienced these things, you don't have first hand information on any of them, so you spew half nonsense from scattered posts from random websites you find online. It's the same thing you do and continue to do in this thread. The reason I was sure you had never lived in the US. You may sound like you are in the know to somone like you who is equally not in the know, but people who are (other Americans, people who fly regularly), can easily tell your Bullshitting.
Continue being a purveyer of misinformation and Mr. Liar #1. He says he's the CEO of 6 companies. Same bullshit I'm talking about, curated for rather stupid people, like the Basilico's and Benvalino's of the world. Enjoy being whatever that broken mind wants you to be today.
Didn’t read too long. You’re retardedd and not work taking to.
I always know when you’re pained becuase you start rambling incoherent nonsense and dropping ridiculously long and poorly paragraphed epistles.
Just watch this video and educate yourself. This is first class on Korean air. Pls note how;
1. They still call their first class lounge a FIRST CLASS LOUNGE despite your lies that no airline calls it that anymore.
2. The passenger went straight from the first class lounge to a designated boarding gate for first class passengers and then onto a designated boarding bridge for first class passengers.
The ONLY time he mingled with passengers from the lower class was when he went through security. All his documents are taken and processed for him while he was in the lounge. He NEVER at any point sat down at the gate chatting shit on nairaland like you were doing in that picture 🤣🤣
IjeBos! Fake rich boy 😂😂 na your new name be that. Hahaha
IjeBos: Lol, why didn't you post the rest of this site with the deails about this FIrst lounge? Let's look at the Eligibity for this "First" Lounge.
Clearly sounds like a Lounge for only First Class Passengers... NOT. As I said you are so far out of your depth here. You don't even understand how airports work (that everyone has to go to and at times wait at the gate for the flight), to begin to understand how lounges work. And as I said, given that I have status in one of their affiliated oneworld airlines, I'd be able to access the "First" Lounge even if I didn't buy a BA First class ticket.
As I said, focus on making some money so you aren't begging nairaland for money when you are stranded. What kind of family could you be from that you are giving out your personal info on nairaland because of 1.5k? Stop stealing people's clout before one of them finds out.
And don’t think we have forgotten all those JetBlue and other low-cost airline booking confirmations you have posted here in the past when trying to stunt on us 😂😂
With the kind of noise you make here about money one will not expect you to be patronizing such airlines. No be your mate Davido dey fly private across yankee? Why can’t your own “billionaire father” do the same for you?
IjeBos: Lol, why didn't you post the rest of this site with the deails about this FIrst lounge? Let's look at the Eligibity for this "First" Lounge.
Clearly sounds like a Lounge for only First Class Passengers... NOT. As I said you are so far out of your depth here. You don't even understand how airports work (that everyone has to go to and at times wait at the gate for the flight), to begin to understand how lounges work. And as I said, given that I have status in one of their affiliated oneworld airlines, I'd be able to access the "First" Lounge even if I didn't buy a BA First class ticket.
As I said, focus on making some money so you aren't begging nairaland for money when you are stranded. What kind of family could you be from that you are giving out your personal info on nairaland because of 1.5k? Stop stealing people's clout before one of them finds out.
Are you some kind of retardd honestly? Were the beatings to your mother while you were in her womb so severe that you have irreparable brain damage or something? All these lies and mental gymnastics just to cover up the fact that you are obviously flying commercial? Hahahaha
Will an average Joe like you be able to qualify for access to the BA first lounge even according to the criteria you posted here? Are those not descriptions of your typical first class passenger?
Telling me I don’t know about airports when you are the one who doesn’t even know that first class passengers DO NOT wait at the gates with others. They typically board FIRST straight form their lounge hahahahahaha. They are allowed access to the aircraft right after the crew. They do not balance with their laptop and luggage at the gates. Most times they do NOT even carry their own luggage. Hahahaha. They sometimes pass through the gates yes but they DO NOT hangout waiting at the gates.
if there is a flight delay they wait in the lounge till the plane is ready. Why would they leave the comfort there and sit at the gates with others? Does that not defy the whole purpose of being a premium passenger?
hahahahahahahahahaha
IjeBos fake rich boy doesn’t even know how airports work ooooo. You have embarrassed yourself many times on this forum but this has to be the funniest episode of the “IjeBos humiliation show” I swear.
Degrees went from 2 to 3 and he went from 2 companies to 6. lol I'm convinced Slyfoxx is setting up a profile to commit fraud on this site. The mods should check well.
I want to see stamps, transcripts and bank statements? You’re lucky I’m above that level of dropping pictures on this platform. You for tire hahahaha
poor man pikin say “na only me don travel for nairaland” 😂😂
IjeBos: Or maybe you should read what you posted. Nowhere does it say "First Class". As I said they are just lounges. Some uber premium airlines may have a section in the lounge for First class tickets. But that is extremely rare. Why don't you tell me where the "first class" lounge is in Lagos airport. Do all the airlines share them? Or does each airline have their own specific one? If you thought about the economics of it you'd realize how stupid what you are saying is. But thinking isn't ur strong suit. Work on not having to sell bet9aija credits for transport money before you worry about first class tickets.
A guy who can't afford 1.5k for transport is talking about a first class lounge. The sheer nuttiness of it
Bahahahaha the fool has been embarrassed and keeps doubling down on stupid 😅😅
So because they didn’t include the word “class” your tiny brain can’t deduce that the “first lounge” is for fist class passengers? You are such a flaming slowpoke sometimes I swear.
First you say no airline calls it first class lounge anymore, I show you an airline still calling it that, then you come back here and babble some more shit like “Some uber premium airlines may have a section in the lounge for First class tickets” which is the very definition of a fist class lounge. And there is nothing Uber premium about BA. It’s just a regular national carrier so even that doesn’t make sense.
Sometimes I think you just spew random words that you don’t even understand yourself because you have idiotically convinced yourself that you are the only one on this whole thread who has traveled before so we wouldn’t be able to identify your bullshit.
Anyway, regardless of whatever you want to call it, The bottom line here is that you cannot afford premium travel. That pictures you posted depict someone comfortably waiting at the gates like the regularly nobody you are so quit all the tough talk about living in stupendous wealth.
Keep telling me about 1.5k transport money 😂😂😂 yeah right because someone that has 3 foreign degrees, is the CEO of over 6 thriving companies and on the board of a further 3 is looking for 1.5k transport.
You lost this round bro. Just sit down and Try again later. Maybe bring out the spreadsheet this time 😂😂
bemeruca: I don't like traveling. So if you fly 1 or 2 times you will be correct by saying what you just said.
PEOPLE WHO FLY FIRST CLASS TAKE PHOTOS OF THEIR SEAT INSIDE THE PLANE. YOU ON THE OTHER HAND 🤣🤣
He will never 😂😂
Bro from every thing you know about that clown and his behavior here, if he ever accidentally enters first class, don’t you think he will flood here with pictures of it?
After all he is the same idiot who posts pictures when he enters the benz of his gay lover from the passenger seat like a little sisi 😂😂
The same guy who posted pictures of Steak and $50 Hennessy VSOP to prove to us he was balling 😂😂
Somehow he can’t post pictures of himself in the first class cabin hahahaha
IjeBos: Yes, we know. Your mom was the Queen of England and you're the long lost black heir of the Kennedy dynasty.
Do more research about things that involve wealth (like flying first class), so you won't sound so stupid when you do lie, and maybe, maybe someone may believe you didn't come from some shitty family.
Some shitty family 😂😂 Okay. You will find out when you accept my challenge.
Of course you will never because you’re a fvcking coward too scared to defend his honor in real life.
All you will ever be is a loudmouth on nairaland where anyone can be anything t any time. This is you bro!
Lol yeah fixed. I just assumed every new post here was from that jobless clown. He has been the only one replying back to back all night like the jobless fool he is.
IjeBos: Bwahahhahhaha. Holy Sh*t. See embarrassment. Have you ever flown first class or ever been in a lounge? Clearly not. First, first class domestic tickets don't guarantee you lounge access. International first class/business class tickets may though. Second, they don't even call them first class lounges anymore. It is just a lounge, the best i believe being the Centurion lounge and the Delta Sky Club. Anyone can buy their way in, if they don't get access. This idiot is playing a movie in his head of what he thinks first class is. And then says his family has flown first class. What a fuxing fuxing liar.
If I mention my mothers family name and who her father was you will shut up 😅😅
See this fool from a nameless family telling me about first class 🤪🤪
You that your mother had to stay with a lunatic and endure daily beatings just to eat. Hahahaha.
Baba we are not mates. I come from old money. Your father is a typical Igbo man who made little change selling motor parts then using it to press a woman before going broke and running back to his dusty village 😅😅😅
IjeBos: Bwahahhahhaha. Holy Sh*t. See embarrassment. Have you ever flown first class or ever been in a lounge? Clearly not. First, first class domestic tickets don't guarantee you lounge access. International first class/business class tickets may though. Second, they don't even call them first class lounges anymore. It is just a lounge, the best i believe being the Centurion lounge and the Delta Sky Club. Anyone can buy their way in, if they don't get access. This idiot is playing a movie in his head of what he thinks first class is. And then says his family has flown first class. What a fuxing slowpoke. Fuxing liar.
Trying to salvage something after embarrassing his family. Everyone is laughing at you. 😅😅 I can’t even bother to read the lengthy posts of a jobless village clown a anymore😂😂😂
lying to us that you are flying first class then posting pictures of you waiting at the gates with everybody else with your dusty village laptop. Hahahahahahahahaha!
The IjeBos I know would have dropped like 10 pictures of himself in the lounge or in the first class cabin itself by now if it were true. You think we don’t now your mentality? You that posts pictures of of $20 steak and $50 Hennessy to prove you are balling 🤣😂😂😂😂😂 if you ever enter first class you will kill is with picture na hahaha
Fvcking loser pretender. You are flying economy baba. Just own it and stop fooling yourself.
IjeBos: Bwahahha. Sounds like someone who has never been in a lounge. As if lounges have private entrances to every terminal/gate at the airport. Bwahahhaha at this loser talking about something he knows nothing about. Fyi, I have Delta sky lounge access whether I buy a business or ecomony ticket. This liar thinks everyone needs to lie like he does.
At this point just shut up. I feel embarrassed enough on your behalf and that of your poor battered mother already.
You keep exposing yourself for the fraud you are with each lie. My family has been traveling first class for generations before your violent father made his peanuts that he used to enslave and abuse that poor woman.