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IjeBos:
What's funny is that you and I are the same age (you have been exposed here already). Late 30's. Yet, I have my list of accomplishments and you? You are the the troll king of Nairaland. I have an accomplished g/f, you don't and a stable of women who I could get married to if I asked them today. I have an accomplished career, you don't. I have cars, properties, money and travel the world. You live with your mommie who sends you an allowance for transport. I have a circle of very successful friends, you don't. Again, you talk based on some imaginary person you've made up in your mind. Isn't it time to grow up? What's funny, you talk as if a wife and child is an accomplishment. Are you married? Do you have children? The answer is no. So, by the things YOU VALUE and your own words, you are failure at life.

As Biden said, this isn't a comparison between me and the almighty, this is a a comparison between you and I. Tell me, what accomplishments do you have to compare to mine?

A near 50 year old man is online day in day out trying (and failing) to make complete strangers believe he is some millionaire playboy - when all the evidence points to the fact that you are a homosexual who leeches of other men for survival 😂😂

I know it hurts how much nobody takes you seriously on here despite all your efforts 😂😂

Clown 🤡

IjeBos:
What's funny is that you and I are the same age (you have been exposed here already). Late 30's. Yet, I have my list of accomplishments and you? You are the the troll king of Nairaland. I have an accomplished g/f, you don't. I have an accomplished career, you don't. I have cars, properties, money and travel the world. You live with your mommie who sends you an allowance for transport. I have a circle of very successful friends, you don't. Again, you talk based on some imaginary person you've made up in your mind. Isn't it time to grow up? What's funny, you talk as if a wife and child is an accomplishment. Are you married? Do you have children? The answer is no. So, by the things YOU VALUE and your own words, you are failure at life.

As Biden said, this isn't a comparison between me and the almighty, this is a a comparison between you and I. Tell me, what accomplishments do you have to compare to mine?

For God’s sake don’t they teach paragraphing and how to construct a readable writeup at Harvard?

Get out of my mentions you semi-literate buffoon. With your imaginary girlfriend and fake lifestyle you brag about online at your grand age of 50.

See strong man 💪🏾

If Biden tries this, Kamala will be President 😂

IjeBos:
The problem with you and Benalvino is you post ish as if you are someone different than you are. Who are you to be talking about a greater power or what a greater power wants unless you are talking about the Devil? Do you hear yourself?

Even this wealth sh*t. Have you even been on a plane to talk about private jets? 3 years ago, you were borrowing/sharing a laptop with your parents, begging for 1k transport money and living far out in the Mainland. Now you've changed your username and packaged yourself into some wealthy Big Boy Islander. It's the hustle/fake packaging/con/419 with some Nigerians and you're the perfect example. I've posted my receipts about the life I claim I live (not your jealousy induced bullshit) and you yours (years of posts as Slyfoxx and Timesup on this forum that embarrass you so much you won't even admit they are you). I'll let both of them do the talking.

Enjoy ur unbridled jealousy.

Honestly I would be embarrassed if I had an uncle that speaks like you at this age. 👴🏿👴🏿

IjeBos:
The problem with you and Benalvino is you post ish as if you are someone different than you are. Who are you to be talking about a greater power or what a greater power wants unless you are talking about the Devil? Do you hear yourself?

Even this wealth sh*t. Have you even been on a plane to talk about private jets? 3 years ago, you were borrowing/sharing a laptop with your parents, begging for 1k transport money and living far out in the Mainland. Now you've changed your username and packaged yourself into some wealthy Big Boy Islander. It's the hustle/fake packaging/con/419 with some Nigerians and you're the perfect example. I've posted my receipts about the life I claim I live (not your jealousy induced bullshit) and you yours (years of posts as Slyfoxx and Timesup on this forum that embarrass you so much you won't even admit they are you). I'll let both of them do the talking.

Enjoy ur unbridled jealousy.

Dude I didn't read your nonsensical, poorly paragraphed and incoherent rambling post as usual but I will just tell you this;

you’re pushing 50 and yo spend all your life on an Internet forum bragging about your girlfriend and riding planes like a child! Take a moment and think about how pathetic you are.

It was mildly annoying, even cute, when we all thought you were some young fool in his early 20’s, but now that we know you’re a senior man it’s honestly just laughable and downright pitiable. I no longer even feel that desire to go back and forth with you because I genuinely feel sorry for you.

You have a mate already sending his child to uni and you have nothing to show for your own life at this age asides Bragging about sleeping on his couch and helping his daughter do her homework while you’re at it

Hahahahahahahahaha

You are a ridiculous human being on almost every level. Gtfoh Jobless clown. You should be busy writing your will or sorting out your pensions or something 👴🏿👴🏿👴🏿

IjeBos:
He said a greater power.. lol. A greater power wants to put "Mr. Pussy Grabber" in the White House. Yeah, I guess there was no other person in the US, that this greater power could have elevated. My fault, you didn't say God was the greater power.

It's not hard to imagine what greater power "Mr. I've been repeatedly banned because I can't stop posting porn on this site and talking about my 1k ashawo" was referring to.

Bahahaha. This 45 year old homosexual man child is back to slurp on my d!ck some more. You just cant get enough of my nuts is you faggish mouth can you? 😂😂

Fake Harvard graduate posting Ibom air tickets thinking g he’s living the good life 😅😅

Even your fellow runs girls in Lagos now take private flights to Accra. I told you it just costs a couple thousand $, typically between 1,500 and 4k depending on the provider. You can’t even afford that then you come here and claim your degenerate father is a billionaire 😂😂

Better stop embarrassing yourself all over this platform at your fatherly age. You should have more important things to do with your time.

MetalJigsaw:
In the grammatical context, the word sexy also means something that is appealing, attractive or beautiful.

U fit check ur dico. My bro

I didn’t say it is grammatically wrong uncle. I said it’s a poor choice of words given the sexual connotations of using the words “sexy” and “penetration” in the same sentence.

A Sentence can be grammatically correct and still be awkwardly phrased.

bemeruca:
You sound like a mentally disturbed e-goat all the time.

Don’t mind that mental patient. One of the few people I no longer bother responding to becuase it’s literally like debating with a homeless, drug addict bum on the street.

Look at the common prostitute they think will take down Trump with her Mickey Mouse case 😂😂

Isn’t this like the 3rd affair she’s had in the short time she has been in the public eye for witch-hunting Trump?

Typical Democrat degenerate.

MetalJigsaw:
He's grammatically right though

Poor choice of words still.

Hahahahaha

This fat sl*t is going to blow her case all because of her slutiness.

Basilico remember when you used to say Trump will likely lose all his cases and I kept telling you to relax because there is a greater power at work?

Sit back and watch how these people destroy themselves with their own hands. Y’all will soon understand that Trump has not been politically successful by his own power all these years.

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denzel231:
quality of Nigeria is horrible..leave the rest countries face ur own

Sharap. Do you think it’s only Nigeria’s matches I have been watching? Even Ivory Coast was terrible today.

The quality of football in this AFCON is horrible though.

benalvino3:
Commentator said Iwobi can give SEXY PENETRATION PASSES

Hahahaha. I heard it too. That’s Daniel Amokachi oo. The other oyibo commentator must have just been laughing in his mind.

benalvino3:
DeSantis or Vivek would have been preferable but if you can't beat em, join em. Vivek was running more like he wanted to be the VP than he wanted to be the president. With that leaked video, he may lose out on both. If I were Trump, I would pick him as my VP.

That would be a losing ticket. Two hard right MAGA men? Lol the dynamics of American politics have changed too much in the past 15 years of so for that kind of ticket to ever fly again.

Trump needs to pick a VP candidate that helps him with his greatest weakness; suburban women! The last two elections republicans lost was because of that particular demographic. So he needs a VP like Kristi Noem, and I am actually hearing that is who he has already settled on.

I’m sure you can see more than one reason Trump would be interested in a VP like this 😉

feedthenation:
---How come Trump is still campaigning in Iowa...thought him and his legal team submitted a petition that Trump can't attend a court hearing this week because of the demise of Trump's mother-in-law---Melania's mum---

He keeps dragging that right leg. pic.twitter.com/Mn0zbD9sFH

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) January 14, 2024

Funeral. Try to be wise despite your hatred for the man. A funeral takes one day not a week.

benalvino3:
He said his boy has 5 cars, he doesn't like to beg so he rents a car but the idiot is begging to sleep on the couch 🤣🤣🤣

Ijebos’ “boy” as soon as they have a falling-out 😂😂

benalvino3:
The word naija hookers or runs girl uses. Hahaha. You snap the food, then the car like a beech 🤣🤣

I told you dude is a b!tch 😂😂

Not only does he steal their IG pictures he now even copies their lingo hahahaha

I have never encountered a more feminine man than this IjeBos I swear.

IjeBos:
Since I'm a foodie, I'll leave you with some food from Gras. All this is what showing off really looks like. Something I didn't do up until you decided you wanted to attempt to call me out. You should focus on the trainwreck you call your life and not on mine. I'm doing quite ok.
Jealousy is a hell of a drug. Please stay away from bridges today.

Another instagram lifted picture. Well done 😂😂

benalvino3:
Hahaha a fool at 40 is a fool for life 🤣🤣🤣

Forever ooo. As in there is no hope for dude again. He is going to be this way till he dies 😅😅

More proof of IjeBos age 😂😂

Also notice the unnecessary mention of his “girlfriend” 😂😂

Dude is really overdoing it now.

benalvino3:
The receipts are fake. The idiots must be hard at work on his laptop 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The discrepancy in the indentation is laughable

A 45 year old man is spending his Sunday photoshopping receipts to impress strangers on the internet.

His mates are relaxing with their wives and children or taking their aging parents out for dinner appreciating the fact that quality time with them is important at this age.

You see why I told you dude is having a midlife crises? He is frustrated that he is not where he should be in life. He can’t spend time with his parents because he is from a dysfunctional family where they all hate each other and he of course can’t relax with his wife and kids because he has none due to his homosexuality.

He would rather try to distract us with stories of his Imaginary girlfriend. 😅😅😅

benalvino3:
He doesn't know that guys who live with their parents these days play betnaija with 1million for fun

Bro it’s time we stage an intervention for this dude. I think he is having a midlife crisis. I know he is an asshole and we all hate him but it’s not right to watch a brother unraveling and spiraling out of control right before our eyes without doing something. What do you think? 😅😅😅

IjeBos:
It must suck knowing that I live the life (Receipts and all) that you pretend to live. Let me continue. Yeah, call me a show off somemore because you can't stop running your worthless mouth.

This is the Ghana flight for the g/f and I. I took out some details.

Ibom air 😂😂😂

You claim your dad Is a billionaire. Why don’t you fly private to Ghana like your mate Davido? It just cost a couple thousand dollars.

This guy is showing me ibom air receipts saying he is living the life 😅😅

Clown

benalvino3:
He doesn't know that guys who live with their parents these days play betnaija with 1million for fun

Abi. Let me drop my last bet9ja ticket. 250k on 6 games. Still running. Thank god i selected Nigeria to win or draw.

IjeBos knows nothing about this gambling life because he is a gay boy who probably watches ballet for leisure 😃

IjeBos:
Let me do this for both of you. There are a couple more and then Kempinski in GH.

1st are transfers before I got my new bank card.
2nd is a bank card swipe.
Both from Zentih, if anyone wants to check the formatting.
Go cry some more. Jealousy must suck.
#myfactsoveryourfiction

At 45 this is the best you can do? Digitally manipulated receipts? This prove nothing boy. And still doesn’t explain why you are in your 40’s and unmarried with no child.

Your gayness is the main issue for today. Stop trying to distract us with fake receipts.

benalvino3:
Yeah, it was Hennessy. Something small boys for lagos gift to bouncers

I honestly can’t remember the last time I drank Hennessy. The least boys in Lagos drink now is Martell. This just shows how outdated IjeBos is. A true old man.

But what do you expect from a sissy gay boy who loves sipping red wine like a girlie? That’s why I asked him what he knows about liquor?

benalvino3:
I remember when this prostitute ijebos was bragging about Jack Daniels. Poor man mentality 🤣

I tire ooo. Or when he posted one unopened bottle of Hennessy VSOP feeling like a big boy 😂😂

Hennessy that has since tuned to poor man drink in Lagos lol. Area boys at the gate of my estate drink it now.

benalvino3:
That explains why he never praise his mom despite she was the one constantly taking black eye for his amusement. Instead he praised his awful father that is a woman beater.

His mom was a street prostitue who got pregnant by accident for his dad. That explains why ijebos is an escort.

Are you sure the mother is even still alive? I won’t be surprised if that animal has literally beaten her to death. That would explain why he never talks about her. He still admires his violent father despite this because it makes him feel macho. It’s another coping mechanism for his homosexuality which he hates.

IjeBos:
This guy pulled out a probably fake dusty bottle of liquor from his mommys wine cabinet in a filthy room.
Lol. What a joker. What happened to the wad of money you posted everyday for a like a month.
Ahhahahaha

Of course you would think it’s fake what do you know about liquor 😂😂

When I posted money it’s - fake, I post drink it’s - fake, I post visas - I stole it from my brother 😂😂

You see why I say arguing with you is pointless? You are good at lying to yourself just to keep up your delusions of grandeur

You’re a nut case for real. Literally have no life. You rants here are all you live for. At the grand age of 40+ you are still here bragging about “my girlfriend” and flying planes like a child.

Dude you. You need to respect your age for real.

That’s what I downed for the weekend. Yet you’re the one rambling on here like someone on cheap crack. Go get a life and keep my name out your gay mouth. I’ve told you several times Im not interested

IjeBos

IjeBos:
I mentioned an account that isn't linked to your current account and boom, 10 posts to me. Yeah, you seem quite busy this new year.. clearly not anonymously trolling this site reading every post. Lol.

You spent 5 posts, making shit up about me. It's generally what jealous woman do. Lie with their cadre of jealous friends to make them feel better. Benalvino says I didn't fly direct to Nigeria, I post the initerineary....you're bragging. Next when I post the receipt for Hotels I stayed in Vi, it'll be bragging. Or the restaurants I ate with meals that cost more than the monthly allowance your mommy gives you, I'll be bragging. Or the itinerary for all the trips I took in West Africa.. I'll be bragging. At some point your jealousy will allow you to see I am who I say I am.

Enjoy your imaginary ventures, the imaginary women you date, creating new usernames and getting banned. Those seem to be what you excel at.

Come join me. You sound thirsty.