Normal stuff when it comes to doing that in the US. Even for here, companies do give break time for smokers to go smoke and they have a place or an open room meant for smokers in the company. There is every right to do that here if you want to.

helinues

Passport renewal outside Nigeria is not that stressful like renewing in Nigeria.

Why?


Try come renew for Atlanta, US if you wont have to wait up to 3 months for collection. Everything about Naija Govt na something else both home and abroad.

uuzba post=125595443]
So you already knew the name. So how did you know about THAT fish?
Which school did you attend? Which kind of fishermen do you have in your village?
I need answers!

Everything shouldn't be all about jokes and play. Just because you never heard about that before doesnt mean I shouldn't either.

uuzba
How do you google something, when you don't know the name to write inside google?


I know about that fish before now. All I mean is that we can Google the name for detailed information about the fish.

It happens.

That's an Honeycomb Moray Eel. Google is our friend.

Why e come be say na permanent position LP dey carry for every election for Naija? Na so so 3rd all the time. LP don enter oath taking with 3rd position.

That's such a cute poor dog. Keep the dog safe and do as @Wodu89 has asked you to do so the dog don't get to the wrong hands.
Make posters in your community with its pictures and have your contact included.

Wodu89
Make posters in your community with it's pictures and a phone number

Great.

Happy wedding anniversary to them both.

author
A friend just got an international remote job but he is worried about communication with Native English speakers.

He aced the 4 stage interviews and has been given an offer. The pay is good considering the current exchange rate. He was offered $42,000 per annum.

Presently, he works with an audit firm and makes N1.9M NET monthly plus other side businesses.

The role was strictly for Inbound Pre-Qualification and Sales when he applied but at the final stage of the interview, adjustment was made in the JD which includes outbound sales.

Please note he understands and speaks English fluently but he has issues with thick American accents. The position is a Business Development role and it involves conversing extensively with Americans.

Any advise for him?


Let him speak so slow and always be straight to the point. We have more Mexicans and other Natives working in the States too and we all communicate with each other on our day to day activities. What I've learnt is that they respect the way we speaks our English and yes, they believes that we have the best English than they do. My co-workers, leads and managers here tells me that time without numbers, my wife says that too cos she knows that they don't speak complete English as we in West African does. So develop a courage in you to always say things as it is from your heart, don't try forming an accent you can't speak then you're good to go.

GanagiBitrus
I hope you also fenced off the pool area to avoid a kid accidentally wandering into the pool.


Yes, we have to open locked gates to get access to the pool side

GanagiBitrus

Hope lifeguard dey on standby. Those balloons fit burst o.


Like say you know. I know dey risk 0.1% of my life considering how deep my pool is.

GanagiBitrus

No matter how peaceful or serene any water body may appear, including a swimming pool, never take the risk of swimming except you are a confirmed swimmer.

RIP to the dead.


God bless you. I no dey joke with water no matter how small. Na different floating jacket I go use at once. This pool wey I get for house self, na to wear everything before I enter am.

GanagiBitrus

No matter how peaceful or serene any water body may appear, including a swimming pool, never take the risk of swimming except you are a confirmed swimmer.

RIP to the dead.

GUNITGuy
Lol 🤣😅😅🤣 ewoo I never graduate to become millionaire na someone who don graduate to become Governor and President na him I go dey beef chaii...
Oh Lord I receive wisdom and grace to graduate to become A Billionaire in Jesus name Amen ...Even from this Little beginning make I graduate to greatness ...



🙏🙏🙏

Ajehkpako4naija
I heard Tinubu didn't graduate from Chicago University. The old man is fake to his balls


Monitoring spirit. Ask yourself why you have not graduated from that your low life to become someone useful in life with all your hatred for President Tinubu. You never know wetin you go chop for night but you decide to dey use all your strength hating on somebody who don already prepare wetin e go eat for future. Your stupidity knows no boundary.

So no need for divorce again as far as you change your names and allow your husband and or wife continue using papa name? This west and madness sha.

LegendHero

Lol, the lady did some delusional tactics well. Most of the things she stated there are lies for USA or she probably live in the extreme suburb where she has to take 2hours ride to get to the nearest city.

—Consistent internet which will give Wi-Fi for a home for instance should be within $60-$100 monthly. Your phone bill could be $30, but it’s not gonna power most of your household gadgets and etc coz that $30 won’t be on an unlimited data plan.

—How can 2bed rent be $9600 per year? Does she mean in Houston for example, you’ll get a 2bed apartment for $800? She’s probably hallucinating.

In ATL for example, house rent in the city area for that 2 bed are usually within $1500-2500 per month. On top of that, you pay Light bill, gas bill, and the apartment monthly charges on sewage and common area if you live in an Apt complex. That could be additional $250 on it.

If it’s now mortgage, no way in hell will you get that monthly payment.

On average, in a city, you’ll pay nothing less than $18k yearly and that’s even being conservative. It could go up to $28k in total for most cities.

—I agree with her groceries of $700 monthly. That still make sense if you’re only spending on food.

However, to go out to a restaurant for 2 people, you spend nothing less than $80-100 in one sitting especially for Nigerian food restaurants. To the lounge, you spend nothing less than $100-$150 if you factor hookah and drinks for 2 people.

Except if you be get inside person will you even spend that monthly. Coz me I count jollification with food price

This lady ehnn, my rent is currently $2500 monthly in California. 3 rooms, 2 family room, 2 toilets and a garage and a swimming pool included.
For gas, it's $140 for 2 weeks driving. Foods are cheap though if you're the type that loves cooking but I end up spending $80+ if I want something from McDonald and other fast foods.
It's just a decision depending on how much you're paid at work and how comfortable you want to be.

BigBlackPreek Donald Trump is coming 2024


Yes! He is Cumming. You think say na Naija matter dem dey talk about. Na Naija una dey do rubbish and go free. Person wey e people dey testify against him. Dem no want follow am go jail.

RemoveEbola

Rubbish. His father is waging war against North yet this one is skating on the streets of Abuja like a teenager.


So na teenagers skates are only meant for? See your life. I don't understand why a grown man go still dey suck on feeding bottle. You better comot for that village wey you dey make you see wetin dey sup for city.

Wetin dis money go cause, money hand no go fit contain am.

Hassanmaye
Haha this is not your statement, you have been writing about tech and computer science what happened

Oh, I think he remember the saying, "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy".

mushroomFarm
Lolzz you are a bad man I was in shorts and I just don't feel comfortable posting my pictures without trousers that's all.


You no dey comfortable but you open am waa for your pastor wife to see. There is God o.

If Davido no dey Home, make he change plan go meet Wizkid.

Wow! That is great. Now waiting on Simone Ekpa to return from Finland.

Phone; LG Stylo 4
Network; Metro PCs
Country; United States of America

lexy2014

who can spot the pattern here?



Why FIFA come merge the African countries with dem colonial masters?

Why her fingers come get combination of coke and fanta colour? Some people can't do without bleaching cream.

ReacherSaidNoth

Dem don start, after all this talk you nor go smell final :-


See little god dey talk. Even if dem no smell final, wetin dem achieve for the little period wey dem take dey the world cup na something to be proud of.
Try chanel your hatred and energy to find something better doing for yourself rather than hating on the those who don make am.

So una expect make dem issue person wey no get good ties to him country a visit Visa? Una too like to joke for Nigeria. Embassy officials knows better and have seen much and they fully understand that he won't return to his country at his end of his stay. Embassy VO's are experienced and wiser than you think.

And e no for enter Naija make e come make one witch or herbalist turn am to dog for shikini money. Some people and stupidity na number one.