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TravelRe: My Candid Advice To Young Nigerians Who Want To Japa by merrymike47(m): 11:07pm On Mar 01
Wotowotoman:
Ogbeni, please see bolded. I recommend Brighter Grammar for you angry
Thanks bro. I also recommend pathfinder/Gobarau school, being an english teacher won't be a bad idea for you.
TravelRe: My Candid Advice To Young Nigerians Who Want To Japa by merrymike47(m):
emzynuel1:
To each his own

If you feel Nigeria would favor you stay, if you feel it won't leave.......
You are on point bro, the rate at which people travel out now irritates me. I need me a connect in the oil and gas sect, a connect to a strong politician won't be a bad idea also.

I've always known that Nigeria is not good only to the broke people, the rich goes out for vacation, businesses and study and prefer to come back as soon as possible.
FamilyRe: Man Flogs Late Wife's Grave After DNA Test Reveals All 6 Kids Are Not His by merrymike47(m): 9:10pm On Mar 01
Samantha125:
Nope, it's only your egos that'll ruin the homes, this is an ancient practice that our forefathers were doing whenever a man was sterile.

Married men are already sleeping around and not even hiding it, while women would step outside with an attempt to save their marriages by covering their husbands shame, men would intentionally step outside just to have their fragile egos stroked by having various extramarital affairs, having their side chicks humiliate their wives in the process.
that it's an ancient practice doesn't mean it's a normal thing. If it will be done, I think that there should be some sort of agreement between the husband and the wife. That kind of practice only bring more shame to the man than cover his shame when the whole truth is finally revealed. The man can actually invest his money in patronizing sex workers than investing his money on another man's kids without his consent. It's not like having a wife is a must, so if he can't get a wife for being sterile and he feels like he can't be a celibate then getting a sex partner is better than a fake and disloyal wife. At the end of the day, everybody are Gon give account of everything we did on earth someday, till then, everybody should have fun 😄.
FamilyRe: Man Flogs Late Wife's Grave After DNA Test Reveals All 6 Kids Are Not His by merrymike47(m): 9:44pm On Feb 27
Samantha125:
That's what the elderly women tell us when we get married... We're advised to cover our husbands' shame by sneaking outside if they're incapable of doing the needful.
this kind of advice can actually ruin a home than build it. Can men also cover their women's shame by sleeping around because their women refused to be satisfied?
FamilyRe: Man Flogs Late Wife's Grave After DNA Test Reveals All 6 Kids Are Not His by merrymike47(m): 12:25pm On Feb 27
Samantha125:
Wise woman, she decided to quickly kick the bucket before the secret comes out...🤣🤣🤣... Now the man is left with no choice but to do a smackdown with her grave.

In as much as I sympathize with him, but this is quite funny...😂😂😂
grin it's not actually funny, but I found myself laughing too. I pity the man and it's surprising that we have some men on this thread spitting shit about why the man ought not to react, I wonder if this people know what trust is at all. If as a woman you realize that your husband is impotent, why not talk to him about it, why not leave him (worst case scenario), how would a woman bring a fucking six (6) bastards home and some dude call it cover up, is everybody mad or something? If the man willingly choose to raise another man's children, he could have adopted. It's a sad story. Who d bastards father now, I hope they can at least refund money spent on the children.
PoliticsRe: Why Egbetokun Resigned As IG - Bayo Onanuga by merrymike47(m): 3:15pm On Feb 24
Picking this man up latter is almost inevitable cheesy
EducationRe: The Egbere's Mat: The Dark Urban Legend Behind Nigeria's 80s Billionaires by merrymike47(m): 7:08pm On Feb 23
I only read to the point where I have to go to YouTube to get the complete information.

If that was real, which I know is not, I would rather kill the bush baby if I had the power to, rather than collect one foolish mat that will give me money. What if I sleep on the said mat and refuse to wake?

I'm too smart, reason I didn't loose money to mmm 😄.
EducationRe: Why You Must Delete Tiktok From Your Child’s Phone Today (The 2026 Disaster) by merrymike47(m): 6:59pm On Feb 23
Truth be told, the internet seem to have more disadvantages than advantages.

There's no way my kids owns a mobile phone until they turn eighteen. I am also praying to God to bless me so that I can build a school that will be a boarding school with strict rule on the use of mobile phone. Only access to internet at the ICT with sensors, guardian control, just anything to keep them all away from the outside world to some extent.

If you think that I am crazy, yes I am. There is no way I allow you lot spoil my kids with the type and kind of things you all post online. Imagine my girl spending hours on the romance section on nairaland 😥, no b die b dat?
Car TalkRe: $1 Billion For A Car, Will You Buy This Car ? Pictures by merrymike47(m): 11:02am On Feb 22
JibolaUsman:
Time Travel is Possible and already exists we do not have the technology to harness it. Remember when the devil tempted Jesus, he showed him all the greatest civilizations in time. That means he showed him the future.
😆 Jibola what exactly are you talking about?
Car TalkRe: $1 Billion For A Car, Will You Buy This Car ? Pictures by merrymike47(m): 11:58pm On Feb 06
Music009:
The car no get name. No be Bugatti or Ferrari
it’s not made yet, I guess it’s just a design.
CrimeRe: They Still Don’t Know What Happened! – Trump Reveals . by merrymike47(m): 11:56pm On Feb 06
Wealthyonos:
Even till now, we still don't know what happened Sir.
have we ever known anything without the aid of the media? 😂
PetsRe: What Breed Is This Please by merrymike47(m): 11:43pm On Feb 06
I took time to read most of the comments that you got and all I see is how an average Nigerian behave, they don’t got clue but will still talk their nonsense.

I’ll leave you and your commenters to figure it out. But that’s definitely not a local dog.
AutosRe: Volkswagen GOLF 4 For Sale @ #1,700,000 by merrymike47(m): 10:55pm On Feb 05
youngrichnigga:
Fear no gree you sef to post am fully grin grin grin grin
😂😂, as in ehn. The guy fit get luck see buyer sha.
PoliticsRe: Embarrassment! See Governor Makinde Reject Wife's K!ss At Public Event by merrymike47(m): 10:52pm On Feb 05
Freshandfitpod:
He is a Christian man his body is the temple of God, she wants to corrupt him
😂😂😂 what God has joined together... they are one, she is his missing rib. If he doesn’t want it in public, he has every right to reject it. They own theirselves, and that should not be our business.
PoliticsRe: Newly Constructed ECOWAS Headquarters In Abuja by merrymike47(m): 10:01pm On Feb 04
commoditiesnig:
Good one..




Can you kids stop being silly? Always Negative and complaining!
what exactly have those kids benefited from Nigeria? The last time I checked, most public schools now pay some certain levies, almost nothing is free in primary health centers, maybe just 10pieces of paracetamol, they restored power (electricity) in one area one time and it looked strange to a small boy because he has not seen it before (I was told and I believed it). Many more like that but you called them silly because the said their mind which is very correct. Bros, that’s not negativity they are saying the obvious fact.
PoliticsRe: Newly Constructed ECOWAS Headquarters In Abuja by merrymike47(m): 8:46pm On Feb 04
aworatak:
Another misplaced priority.
Embarking on such project should be the least of ECOWAS priorities considering the fact that the ecowas region is bedeviled by insurgency.
since when did Africans start prioritizing the right things? Some hundreds of million dollars had gone down, our leaders are working 😂.
PhonesRe: I Asked Chatgpt To Remove The Worst Phone - See Pics For Outcome by merrymike47(m): 8:42pm On Feb 04
Dominzyloaded:
Hey Chatgpt, Remove the worst phone 😂
👇
if I were chat gbt, I’ld do thesame. I prefer those older version of iPhones to this particular one. I’ll rather put my money on Samsung or try that google pixel. I don’t know much about Xaiomi products. Apple have tried, they should start coming up with something more spectacular than just little upgrades and some kind of high prices. Apple are just doing like famous musicians that knows people will pay whatever price to buy their musics and dance even when they sing rubbish. Some of us like good tastes for every penny spent.
Christianity EtcGather Here If You Are A Member Of MFM Prayer Ministry by merrymike47(op): 8:25pm On Feb 04
Good evening ladies and gentle men, I am not a direct member but i believe we are one body in Christ.

I have been noticing something and I just want to also confirm something. I used to know MFM as a fire ministry that will say fire after amen. It’s a popular slogan that we use for members of MFM ministry back in the days. But following their programs lately, I realize that they balance good sounds when it comes to praise and worship and even giving different styles of songs that is heavenly inspired and I easily fall in love with.

I just want to know if this has been since when we know MFM as FIRE or it’s a new development?

I must say that you guys are really doing a good job and the choral from the leadership to the members deserve some accolades. I love that you are doing justice and balancing the worship and hot prayers altogether. More strength and oil.

God bless the MFM ministry from the leadership to the members, amen. God bless Pastor D.k. Odukoya and his family, amen.
FamilyRe: How Do I Convice My Wife To Have An Abortion, Without Losing Her by merrymike47(m): 1:45pm On Feb 04
😂 that’s the kind of a child that will hold the contraceptive when delivered smiling at you and your wife, saying dad and mum you tried to stop me with this thing but you cannot 😂. You won’t here the voice but the message is in the smile.

Oga don’t even try to abort that child, you may end up paying a huge prize, no matter how safe you think the process will be. Just allow him/her come.

I’ll advice that you start saving up for the delivery and baby needs and discard that idea of abortion. Babies are blessings ✌️.
Car TalkRe: $1 Billion For A Car, Will You Buy This Car ? Pictures by merrymike47(m): 1:29pm On Feb 04
JibolaUsman:
Time Travel is Possible and already exists we do not have the technology to harness it. Remember when the devil tempted Jesus, he showed him all the greatest civilizations in time. That means he showed him the future.
I do researches like my life depended on it, I know the most sophisticated technologies are dated to old ages but on this particular one, I will just wait until proven.

I know that it can only happen in a realm that is not thesame as ours. It only happens in the spiritual realm.
RomanceRe: Hit And Run Goes Wrong: His Own Parents Force Him To Marry Her(photos) by merrymike47(m): 1:23pm On Feb 04
Freshtruth:
Baba wan chop clean mouth but this one hook am by force marriage.

Girls Dad and mum on purple and white native
😂 guy you are cray, which one b hit and run? And why is the guy’s face scattered like that?

Congratulations to daddy baby and mummy baby in advance.
Foreign AffairsRe: Libya: Gaddafi's Son Saif Al-islam Gaddafi Assassinated At His Home By 4 Gunmen by merrymike47(m): 9:56am On Feb 04
panafrican:
A very bad news This is another big loss .
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Dog eating dog, it’s a family matter 😂.
PoliticsRe: This Picture Summarizes Trump Deployment Of Troops To Nigeria by merrymike47(m): 9:52am On Feb 04
Mrchippychappy:
According to the Song By Timaya, Phyno and Olamide:

TELLI PESIN. DEM TELL U, YOU KNOW HEAR! DEM WARN YOU, YOUKNOW HEAR
😂😂. Good how Muslims have allowed terrorist to tarnish their image everywhere. The picture didn’t even portray a terrorist in their outfits but random muslims in their outfit. When you cover up for bad things, thesame bad thing that you covered up for will consume you. E good like that.

Where dat Gumi bastard?
Car TalkRe: $1 Billion For A Car, Will You Buy This Car ? Pictures by merrymike47(m): 9:43am On Feb 04
JibolaUsman:
No one will buy it in Nigeria, unless you want EFCC to take you in for questioning. Even our richest politicians will avoid it. They wouldn't even buy it abroad and drive it on foreign roads. My thinking is only oil rich Arabs will buy it. They say the car comes with " time travel " is this time travel real or is it some sort of Gimmick ? Only God knows.
you got it. I am just giving the guy the chance by not discarding his opinion. Whichever way he choose to place it, I still made it clear to him that the car isn’t built for a country like ours.

Let’s make him happy by not discarding his opinion.

As per the time travel, that is literally impossible, but we will wait till they prove us wrong. We know it’s not possible except they are missing the concept and meaning of time travel.
CrimeRe: 24-Year-Old Man Arrested In Lagos For Posing As American Doctor by merrymike47(m): 9:36am On Feb 04
CrownedPhoenix:
Very anyhow philosophy.

I know of a secondary school that made the baddest boy in the school the Head Boy. Their argument being that becoming the head boy will change him.

Let's not even go into how terrible he had become by the time he was passing out and how he influenced young students into breaking all manners of school rules.

Silly idea.
😂😂😂. The boy suppose sell the school self, sell proprietor join so dem go fit get sense.
CrimeRe: 24-Year-Old Man Arrested In Lagos For Posing As American Doctor by merrymike47(m): 9:32am On Feb 04
Princeton92:
Fraud here!
Fraud there!!
Fraud everywhere in 9ja!!! Sad

This is exactly what we have become…. 😔
yes oo, fraud everywhere and it’s so sad that as long as people benefit from the proceeds of fraudulent activities, they keep quiet. How then do we take people seriously?
CrimeRe: 24-Year-Old Man Arrested In Lagos For Posing As American Doctor by merrymike47(m): 9:29am On Feb 04
Efuaye:
A country that tolerates scammers and fraudsters will not make progress.
See what drûgs has done to Latin America
exactly. Everybody are more concerned about their pocket than doing the needful. More reason why I don’t take people seriously,
CrimeRe: 24-Year-Old Man Arrested In Lagos For Posing As American Doctor by merrymike47(m): 9:26am On Feb 04
CrownedPhoenix:
When they catch these thieves, you hear their fellow thieves online saying "what of the politicians"

Always looking to console themselves. "They enslaved our forefathers" bla bla and blah

If not for the nonsense society Nigeria is almost becoming, people with unexplained wealth should be ostracized.
yes oo, Nigeria is just one funny country with funny citizens. Why I like Buhari to some extent.
CrimeRe: 24-Year-Old Man Arrested In Lagos For Posing As American Doctor by merrymike47(m): 9:24am On Feb 04
CrownedPhoenix:
That is where him sense reach.

The types that absorb terrorists into the Military because they claim to have repented.
😂 reminds me of sars. Recruiting criminals to fight crime, now we know why they were eventually scrapped.

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