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obembet:
TGIF to all great nairalanders, all work no play doesn't good. Let have some fun before the closing time.


Customer: I want this one

Reply as the seller..


Nlfpmod Seun mynd44 Lalasticlala

okay, that particular one cost #1.5million, while those at the top is just #15,000. Should I help you drop it in your car boot while you make the transfer or you’ll need help to the road where you’ll get a bike?

fergie001:
Me kee?

😂 thank God I did not participate

ZUBY77:
But it's perfectly OK for Angela to talk to people anyhow because she has bombom

is Angela a teen? Cos I don’t understand what your comment is about. Did I sound like I support Angela in my quote?

In all sincerity, animals are not easy to control and to think that most Nigerians behave like animals. Only behaves normal when abroad.

I hope people don’t blame that eye sore on the government like it’s the government who disposed it there on the road.

shineeye1:
Tell us , what is EX about that hug ? Abeg make that girl delete that so called boyfriend ASAP. He no get direction..

yes naw, make she come embrace you wey get direction. Bad belle.

blowjohn:
The man is an idiot.


The ex deserves to be arrested. Very stupid ex girlfriend.

oga wetin sup? This thing dey cause HBP oo 😂.

Mariangeles:
I do.

as long as you won’t suck all my blood, you can teach me the vampire thing. What do you think?

fergie001:
https://www.facebook.com/share/16qcKaMEWD/

is the courtesy EFCC or YOU?

Mariangeles:
No, thank you!

why? I don’t bite.

Mariangeles:
Good.🤝🏼

you want to tangle? 😉

cr7lomo:
Staged .... see as the guy be sef ...lol...see jeans and slippers

😂 what you look reach d guy jean and slippers? I just hope the guy is not having someone who he doesn’t know envy him, cos there are many things to see in that picture, I seem not to understand why it’s the slippers and the jean that caught your attention.

Well, lesson of the story: you can drip on denim and sneakers and still not have your ex hug you tight in front of your babe 😝. Carry your bad vibe commot here abeg.

Mariangeles:
Hopefully, you act the same when she hugs her ex in your presence.

funny enough, men like myself don’t really care who she choose to hug. We are not woke but civilized.

If I ever hugged my ex in the presence of my wife, my wife should please not even try to act funny.

I’m naturally weird, I can automatically start suspecting my wife of having cockroaches in her own cupboard.

well, I’m learning to be trusting God alone. I still got the trust of 6 persons tho (parents inclusive). I hope the number reduces soon 😂.

Don’t blame the man for calling at the time you call insensitive. We all are clueless what really transpired behind the camera.

Marvieduke:
In the ongoing issue between mercy Johnson and Angela okorie which has made Angela to be remanded in prison pending her appearance in court her ex boyfriend has come out to plead for release but in a mockery post that got people laughing

He says: I beg make una forg!ve grandma na just cho cho cho and lie lie she sabi, na one old woman wen she chop the woman husband for asaba swear for her.

what adults do online sometimes is not funny. I wouldn’t expect such post from an adult.

GpSarz:
The Niger State Police Command has arrested a nursing student in connection with the death of a university lecturer in Minna.

The incident occurred on January 27, 2026, at about 10:00 a.m., when Engr. Dr. Otori Abdulfatai Aiyede of the Federal Polytechnic, Bida, reportedly visited a student, Stella Joseph, at her residence in Tunga, Minna. Aiyede had gone to introduce himself as a newly appointed lecturer at Newgate University.

According to reports, the student served the lecturer a meal of spaghetti and egg during the visit. Shortly after eating, the lecturer allegedly began convulsing and collapsed.
Read More!!
https://www.adibrosblog.com/2026/01/niger-police-arrest-nursing-student.html

you could’ve posted the whole story instead of redirecting us. Let’s wait for the details. There are a lot of questions to ask. Had they known each other personally before her visit? Why would she want to kill her? Was she sent by another person to do the killing?... lotta questions to ask.

RIP to the dead. May God comfort her family.

Stephen0mozzy:
It's a mentality thing. Many of these people never really had "wealth", but when they were fortunate to now get some money from the generosity of others in numbers, they feel that their "ability" made it possible.

And the only way they are able to communicate this achievement is to embrace classism - they segment people and a measure of their faith, based on what they have in their account.

They dwell so much on prosperity, because preaching righteousness and purity will drive away corrupt and sinful people, who will take their tithes and offerings to another person who will make them feel comfortable in their sins.

Many of these "places of worship" are nothing more than sanctified GNLD/Neolife seminars these days.


Hehe: You picked the tales by moonlight stories right. Those were good times 😁

I soo love this your reply, that everything that’s within me is feeling joyous. God bless you bro.

WhizdomXX:
And see how he looks

😂 aswear, a lot of these scammers have lowlifes in real life. Funny enough, the idiot can be somewhere praying to God to kill whoever doesn’t want him to succeed in life, meanwhile, the idiot is there ruining another person’s life for his own material gain, *spits.

Kaczynski:
I prefer human meat than this . More sweeter and the taste is so juicy.

I just ran a check on your profile to see if you are a carnibal or just mentally unstable. Do you know that somethings that you guys catch cruise with can actually land you in real troubles?

Mariangeles:
Start by telling your mum to stop pressing OK to messages.

I think there is also a code where you can order them to stop sending those messages to her phone. There is just this anyhowness that is embedded in all systems in Nigeria.

MONEY247:
I am a student
This is my second degree....
And let me tell you for free, school and money go hand in hand...

Tetiary education these days for the financially buoyant...
People are suffering in school...
Bro/sis enter street... There is more money on the street than school...

Learn a scalable skills like
Cyberspace security
Programming
Computer science
Outside tech skills... Learn
Data analysis
Public speaking
Video editing

Alaye skills also like
Vulcanizer (Those people are silent millionaires)
Mechanic for expensive cars....
🤣 🤣 so on

Bro school is not easy ooo
Except your papa get money...

I am in school and I do everything to make money...

People are making tons of money without regular conventional education...

Success is attached to neither education nor skills. There are many skilled individuals out there, yet not successful and there are many educated individuals who are on the run, seeking greener pastures in other countries. Pray for grace, pray for God’s blessing. We are living in an age where most things that glitter are not gold, the rate of genuine successful people have drastically reduced compared to people with ill gotten success and questionable source. Don’t fall for it, focus on your academics and pray for better days, be hardworking and most importantly, be satisfied with what you have. Skills is selling today because people can afford it, there used to be a time when things were not like that. mind you, the world is still evolving. A particular good that was sitting worthless in the shelve of a friend’s store became one of the most expensive item in that same store after like more than 5years that no one requested for it. There was a time that people are ready to pay whatever price for your pendulum clock (dsame clock that we rated old and not befitting for modern houses). Whatever your hand finds doing, do it well.

Nwaikpe:
What Nigerians mean by "learn a skill" is very funny.

But I really don't blame them. A country that doesn't give their graduates the opportunity to practice their professions rightly will have to settle for a redefinition of simple terms.

The poster obviously doesn't know what school is. That is why he even includes "public speaking" as a skill.



After 10 years, when we all see the result of such posts on the fabric of the Nigerian society, we will then cry out to God to help save us.

Let me give you two countries:
Pakistan - High skill based
Israel - High education based

The first one are one of the poverty capitals of the world
The second one is one of the richest and the most advanced in the world.

I love to read and learn from people who can think for themselves and have meaningful things to say. I love you already bro.

aariwa:
Na for inside your brain he initiate it or you are now having alternative delusions from reality. If the later Is the case please talk to a a psychiatrist for help before it is too late my brother

LWKM... easy on the OP now.

Ogbadabada:
Iginla explains ‘poor pastor’ comment, says prosperity, poverty is a choice.

The Lead Pastor of Champions Faith Assembly, Prophet Joshua Iginla, has weighed in on the controversy surrounding the viral statement, “I can never follow a poor pastor,” saying life is defined by personal choice and perspective.

Iginla made the remarks in a video message titled “The Poor Versus the Rich,” which has since gained traction on social media.

Addressing his congregation, the cleric said the statement credited to another pastor had been misunderstood, stressing that it merely reflected a personal opinion shaped by life experiences.

He said while the comment might not have been acceptable years ago, changing realities and exposure could influence how people view leadership and prosperity.

“What is wrong with the statement? It is his personal opinion,” Iginla said. “If you want to follow a poor pastor, follow one. If you want to follow a rich pastor, follow one.”

The cleric referenced Proverbs 19:4 to argue that wealth naturally attracts people, while poverty often repels them, noting that the scripture itself acknowledges this reality.

He challenged the church’s approach to wealth, questioning why poverty was often spiritualised while prosperity was viewed with suspicion.

“If I say today the topic of our message is poverty, will you sit down?” he asked. “Do you teach people how to be poor?”

Iginla argued that prosperity should not be confused with spirituality, adding that material possessions do not determine a person’s spiritual depth.

According to him, prosperity follows certain principles that anyone who practises them can benefit from, regardless of religious standing.

“You can be poor and make heaven like Lazarus. You can be rich and make heaven like Abraham, David or Solomon,” he said.

He warned against what he described as “terrorising” others for embracing prosperity, insisting that both poverty and wealth were personal choices.

The pastor also criticised what he called the over-spiritualisation of financial intelligence in the church, urging pastors to teach practical wealth creation alongside spiritual growth.

The comments came amid widespread debate triggered by the viral video of a pastor declaring he would never follow a poor pastor, a statement that has drawn mixed reactions across social media.

Ride on pastor, Jesus didn’t wear coats of many colors in his days, I hope it was his choice to be poor too 😂. He was one of the least here, yet the biggest there. Let pastors start bragging about their spiritual capacities instead, let’s see how quite the room will become 😂.

Stephen0mozzy:
The tortoise having received different feathers from all birds in the kingdom, and invited to a party in heaven, became haughty and arrogant because of the beautiful flock of feathers he now had.

He mocked the other birds and proclaimed himself as the most beautiful bird in the world. Angered by his arrogance, the other birds all took back their feathers.

Now the tortoise was without feathers and couldn't fly back to earth. So he begged the last bird who will listen to him, that it should tell his wife, to place foams and soft things on the ground, that he will jump down and fall on the soft foams to catch his fall.

When the bird got to earth, it told tortoise's wife, that tortoise said she should put stones and all the hard things she could find on the floor for him.

Well, tortoise finally jumped, landed on the stones, irons and swords, and his shell was scattered.

And that's why the tortoise has his shells like that to this day.


This story is not about tortoise.

used to enjoy story times with grandparents in those days.

I seem to not understand why the issues of money are mostly discussed in worship places nowadays. One question is if poverty is a choice, is wealth also a choice? Because most times people who speaks much about money are not even wealthy people themselves.

We learn from people that had genuine breakthroughs, reminds me of pastor Adelaja. MONEY WILL NOT MAKE YOU RICH.

ruffhandu:
And you are making all these efforts just to associate yourself with me?

associate with you on a faceless forum, where it happened that you quoted my quote first? Guy did you just finish from secondary school?

Tradepunter2:
Meat is still expensive

yes, like feed and medications is also still expensive. The cost of production will directly affect the price of goods.

ruffhandu:
waste

😂😂. Woke guy, if only you know that you are invisible in my world, you’ld Understand that whatever you say here won’t affect me. I just sipped water on your pain 😂.

ruffhandu:
hahahahaha, my village people can still be put to work. You are finished and wasted and your village people will be wasting time thinking about you.

I kinda like this kinda threat, bring it on 👌.

7upnigeria:
And you or some of your family members are probably living in hell here on earth. Better face your life and stop using your UNVERIFIABLE RELIGIOUS BELIEFS to set standards as there are THOUSANDS OF RELIGIONS in the world CREATED BY HUMANS for different reasons and under different influences.

yes, mad is the word of the cross to that one that will perish. Enjoy.

ruffhandu:
You need some education, or at least enlightenment. People like you are the reason that country is the way it is.

okay woke nigga, enjoy.