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Imagine dis man oo, he lost 4.5 billion naira and he is still breathing fine, i dont know where i kept my 200 naira nd my heart is doin me somehw.

No mind am, see as him keep face lyk wetin dem use seperate fight, mitchew.

evansjeff:
In other news, computer wizards please help!!! I put on my laptop this morning to see this, I've done the little I know including removing the battery all to no avail, what should I do please?

Na buhari change sickness dey worry ur laptop bro, u av to fast and pray 4 buhari virus to live, jst 70 days and 7 nights dry fastig, if our lord can do it so u can :DNa buhari change sickness dey worry ur laptop bro, u av to fast and pray 4 buhari virus to live, jst 70 days and 7 nights dry fastig, if our lord can do it so u can

Na buhari change sickness dey worry ur laptop bro, u av to fast and pray 4 buhari virus to live, jst 70 days and 7 nights dry fastig, if our lord can do it so u can :DNa buhari change sickness dey worry ur laptop bro, u av to fast and pray 4 buhari virus to live, jst 70 days and 7 nights dry fastig, if our lord can do it so u can

:o6 yrs old 6 yrs old You must be kidding me. No dey carry us 4 jeep joor.

Tanx bro, i av been too frustrated nw i knw dat am supposed 2 download a psp game, bt shey pes 2013, 2014 etc ar psp games? Tanx bro, i av been too frustrated nw i knw dat am supposed 2 download a psp game, bt shey pes 2013, 2014 etc ar psp games?

Sibrah:
This man black oh.

no b small jare

Guykhena:
Apparently you don't think at all. Have you heard of what is called "comic books"? (That's where the characters you see on the Big Screen are adapted from)

It seems you're from the Indomie generation.

is it not what is shown on the comic book, thats what is acted on the film. Comic books are more of writting, while the films are meant elaborate more on what is written. Ok answer this question: between what is written and what is seen with you two eyes, which one is more understandable?

Am both a fan of DC nd marvel, i watch both film exclusively, i judge according to what i see, because am not there when it all happened, am not the producer, ok are you trying to say quicksilver is faster than the flash just because you are not a fan of DC. No, you judge according to their ability portrayed on the film by the characters.

Guykhena:
smh,haven't I been through this?
And you expect me to take you seriously when your knowledge of these characters is just based on what you see on tv? Worst off you're even sticking with that forgetting there have been decades worth of storytelling with these characters. Common sense should have told you that was what I was referencing..

are you expecting the knowledge of the film to be on the air, or in hades, or with poseidon. How do you know about the characters, was it not through what you watched. My friend think before you talk.

Guykhena:
,let me just take this as a joke,you are like the only person in the world who underestimates the Technoability of Ironman. how is this a point? Do you know what Miss Romanoff is capable off? From the above statement you clearly underestimate her( maybe because she's Feminine?). If given the chance she could take down the Avengers,she's damn too talented.
And btw,Hawkeye has taken her down in the past,the only times Hawkeye lose to her it is intentional,he usually holds back due to the history they have together(she's the one who brought him into the fold,that respect is still there).

Stop judging Hawkeye based on the Movie version...

my friend don't even say black widow can take on the whole, have you forgotten that when hawkeye was fighting black widow, he was under the influence of loki's enchantment, so at that point in time, he knows nothing of his past, he only lives to please his master loki, that supposed to make him extra ordinarily strong, but look, little o'widow still took him down, even while she rememberd their past,which was supposed to make her weak, bt no she took him DOWN, so my man is green arrow.

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Apkos was a driver,so one day a naked woman ran into his taxi.This is the conversation.
WOMAN-why ar u starring at me,haven't u seen a naked woman b4.
AKPOS-am nt lookin at ur unclothedness or body.
WOMAN-then wat ar u lukin at.
AKPOS-Am just lukin 2 knw were u will get the 4rm in oda 2 pay me.

Apkos was a driver,so one day a naked woman ran into his taxi.This is the conversation.
WOMAN-why ar u starring at me,haven't u seen a naked woman b4.
AKPOS-am nt lookin at ur unclothedness or body.
WOMAN-then wat ar u lukin at.
AKPOS-Am just lukin 2 knw were u will get the 4rm in oda 2 pay me.

enyia go and turn our fuel around or else eh, i will finish u, you get mind dey tell us make we no vex baa no probs, just don't put our economy in order b4 we will cooperate.

choii i trust naija, na we get am,na we dey here. We are saying that nigeria is falling and you have the animal impetus to come for holyday well take our present home.

Hahaha, another thing is that they might wait for you at home with mortal nd pistle waiting to grind you to ashes ;DHahaha, another thing is that they might wait for you at home with mortal nd pistle waiting to grind you to ashes

[quote author=njuwo post=19054905]A Governor was in a church for
thanksgiving.

The topic of the sermon was "repentance".

After the sermon, Pastor Akpos asked the congregation 'if anybody wants to give his or her
life to God lift your hand let me pray for you......'

Nobody responded for about three times.

The Governor mounted d alter and made a statement.."If u want to give your life to God please
lift up your hands let Pastor pray for you cause we want to have good citizens in this state".

A guy lifted up his hands reluctantly.

The governor asked his PA to give the guy 10 million naira.

The governor repeated the same statement again, this time around everybody's hand was up...

The Governor turned to Pastor Akpos to pray for them, to his greatest surprise Pastor Akpos hand was also up.....[very funny]