₦airaland Forum

CARUSO:
for that chinko restuarant, i dey do work experience (u no as prince harry dey serve for iraq)
akamu or fan-yogo ni ma supply fun ee in excess
ko si suya, but ata suya wa,
make we do boju boju now?
estate dey for cornwall, deven and surrey for here, so we go live happily ever after
your booty no be biggies, na only one way ticket to florida, i go dey tap am like samba drum!

Doyin, you lucky say you're my frined. . .
perv. . !
Dnt try to corrupt an innocent girl. . apologize or am out!!
oniranu!! where's that your cellulose GF email again? whoopi golberg@gmail.com?

CARUSO:
holythug bawo ni?
hold your laff there oo
i dey follow my mesmerity tlk

tani mesmerity e?

CARUSO:
how u go dey compare fan-yogo with ben and jerry's?
i fine pass all the guys wey dey chase u na (even doctor kitaun sef know)
i fit serve u akamu daily but i no fit dey serve u everyother thing all the time
if u leave, who go inherit my vast estates?
me and queen elizabeth be cousin u know? e just be say i tan turn black!
come here jo or else ma fi ata suya pa e ni idi!

You and elizabeth are cousins, you say?
Then why do I see you waitering in that Chinese restaurant na? elizabeth no fit give you money?
I no want akamu abeg, all I want is for you to cook some suya
vast estate? hahhaha. . .those cardboard box? roftl
and shut up abt the suya pepper, you wnt even get close to me lips talkless of my booty. . keep wishing

onyeka_ng:
***********_{ooops! am out}*********************

rotfl. . am with you on this

CARUSO:
ode
u know u wont be able to do without me
i know you're nice, that is why u dey dupe awon boyz over nairaland anyhow
u marry this, marry that one, i don't even know where we stand love, watz d deal?

emi ni ode abi?
and you wonder why am thinking of leaving you?
young man, your job is to serve me you're going over the limit
We agreed on your body not your mind
I dnt marry them o, just testing which cake is tastier! you should be lucky you're among na
only the handsome are given application

CARUSO:
@Mesmerize

why u come dey vex now?!
ok how u doing sweety?
did u miss me?!haha

good!!
but let's not talk like this na?
dnt you know that dreeldee is online?
watch yourself o

I'm fyn, tot they banned you again!
I was going to fight them for you. . .see how nice I am? ^{more like ask them to permanently ban your ISP}

what?
summary plz

@eldee
me and who?
dnt put my name into that o, abeg! I no want female mama drama again. . rotfl

It's between me and debo
debo, tell them how you almost jumped the bridge for me

CARUSO:
u this ashawo girl? you're still all over the place like rashes on a leper?!

anyway i just had a massive plate of dinner and m sweating like betty!

watta gwan?

who is ashewo? have you lost it?

welcome me properly and I'll respond


@Dreeldee
see how this your houseboy is talking to me?
fire him, quick quick!!
I dnt flirt so where do u peeps get that assumption?
darling dreeldee, where are you sweetie?

dreeldee:
i guess you ain't Nigerian

lmao!!
I'll let you talk, cuz you're fyn
but if it had been some other nler. .

dreeldee:
hmm ash@@wo i reserve my comment

lmao!! I'll get right back to you. . I gotta do sth. . again arrg!!

you know you're the only one na

Caruso!
where are you na? or have they banned you again?

@dreeldee
wetin you know sef?

@eldee
ok, got ya

@TOH
You go beg tire!! No offtopic for nlers? haha

& I guess you do?

@eldee
why you dey block N delete na?

Nice guys are usually ugly. . . maybe that's why most naija men tries to be nice once in a while. But it's not working.
I guess egotistical n Ugly work for them

Seriously, why lock n unlock it if the #!!# won't shut her trap!

Gamine, not everyone cares to expose your vile secret, just need to let you know, that you're a hypocritical monkey. .

Gamine:
exposer, abeg come Expose o! Seriously.
Lol.my eyes r filld with Laff tears. I cnt bliv this is what<Grownups> do n say! men! I shall remain a kid o!

Kitaun seriously needs to keep you away from NL!
You always got some sh*t to come up with Gamine!
First it's BBW, now it's immaturity to show someone how you much you love him/her?
Girl, shut it up!

@TOH
see what you're getting yourself into? Negro is a dangerous man o. . .stay off his radar

TOH:
shey emi ni "somebody"

Oops, I meant her Royal Highness "TOH" posted it here ^*bows*

justkunmi:
lol. . ok ma,
no problemo

LOL!! since I watched one of your movie, I guess you have to do the same for moi na

Try Curse of The Golden Flower . Someone suggested it here, it's like the best movie I watched so far

http://www.nabolister.com/?q=Curse+of+The+Golden+Flower&nabotitles=on&smuf=no&nabosearch=on&glot=no&idp=no

goodluck, it's really good

Neither . . jeez!

dreeldee, I'll need to talk to your GF. . .she needs to keep you in the bedroom. . ah ah, anywaz sha, More than 80% naija men should be on the list

darellone:
*Segun Arinze
*OBJ
*Omo baba, Still counting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

I concur. . .

Method-Man:
it wasnt for Jenny u clown!
how u dey?!

ok, o
am fine jare. . .

rotfl

Mustay:
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your site takes too long to load.
Na incarnations person go talk?

lmao!!