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dreeldee:
Igbo

dudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

dreeldee:
tear yash

sick!

The Sly:
Are you ugly. . . ??

lmao!!
now you've got to stop it!!

dreeldee:
of course, i have it heart with me, i almost cooked it with my chicken meal last night

ahhhh!! why should I even be surprise?
na only food dey your mind!
5:00am friend chicken
5:10 am fried rice
5:15 am The whole fridge

Na so hunger reach? That's why I can't take you out oh, na the whole restaurant go run out of business

dreeldee:
your hat na, your precious heart of course

hmmmm. . .and here I tot it was stolen by you, but if you say it was the other guy, who am I to disagree?
Yep, it was a bloody hat!

dreeldee:
hmmmmmmm ok o if you say so controversial ekiti girl. i ain't going to settle for no2 _{just because he stole your hat}

He stole what?
my hat or my cap? I dnt wear hats so he couldn't have stolen one

The Sly:
This is just an euphemism to conceal the fact that there are ugly people.
There are somethings money can NEVER change and ugliness is part of it. .
Once someone is UGLY. . .he/she is UGLY . .whether he/she is rich. .poor. . .intelligent. . .or unintelligent.
Those that are ugly knows deep in their mind that they are ugly even if u compliment them errday telling them that they look like a million bucks.

rotflmao!!

dreeldee:
what makes you think you're from Ekiti the fact that you spent half of your life doesn't make you a native of Ekiti so find your root _{maybe in the jungle with lots of trees}
i insist, i don't settle for less

I know who I am ok? leave that as it is

You need to settle for #2 or else. . .

gabrywyl:
I would avoid that at any cost.

But seriously sis, I havemnt seen an ugly person in my life. NEVER. . .

I no fit shout!
Amen!

gabrywyl:
Yeap. but this is my own personal dictionary.

sure, but if youu're taken an antonym exam, you go use ugly for beauty sha

dreeldee:
so why then do you claim Ekiti and who is this baboon claiming no1 you're talking about

Yes am Ekiti, lived there half of my life. . my home, my first language, my people, the only one I've known

Shut it up! who is baboon
dnt go there with me o. . .I get bomb for here!

gabrywyl:
you said it girl, not me.

because the word looks is not in my dictionary

But the word is even in the global dictionary which everyone uses. . .webster etc. .

gabrywyl:
Thats the person's problem aint it?

I can call it as a disadvantage. If someone has a lacking in their looks, they are surely very good looking in other factors which will make them look good.

And ppl call the disadvantage "ugly"

gabrywyl:
Thats the person's problem aint it?

exactly. . so pesin dey ugly. . you never seen OBJ or Lil Wayne abi?
oh yea, you're in china or Malaysia, maybe that's why

No he's not
He is number one my best friend
wetin concern you eh? I can't appreciate God's beauty work on him?
Lord, thank you for creating men like him, not the baboons left in Nigeria
Dreeldee, say Amen!

dreeldee:
who knows maybe my dad migrated to ikere ekiti _{or na lie them tell you about your origin sef}

oya na please make i come first, you just wan put your bobo for first anyhow sha God dey

hahahhaha!
which bobo? na you dash me bobo? oya, who is he o?
he's not from ekiti period
na me you dey insult abt me origin? olori pankere bi tie? you dey insult my mom

Forget it!! you're #10

dreeldee:
you're joking, you berra go to the joke section now, what was stolen from a whole judge like you and why did i drop from 2nd to third now mabami shere yen o. besides toyin tell me what feature of your dad i got, you're possible that child my pops dey get outside

Sth very important was stolen. And I'll have me revenge
you dropped to #3 b/c of your shakara
Now beg me so I can bring ur # up! you can only be #2 o
my dad is not from where u're from so we dnt have same dad, psycho

dreeldee,
you berra remove those pix!!
features such as the eyes, mouth etc. .

who cares eh?
na you be the judge?
ok, pele, you're third, a new contestant just dropped in. . .
The first stole sth very important to be, the second is hot, the third (you) just too much wahala

dreeldee:
no way i no dey settle for second, na me be first
features of your dad ke, are u my lost sister

Lost sis ko lost sis ni.
Sorry o, you'll always be second

dreeldee:
are u sure you have see

I've seen, ok, I'll give you the second handsome man on Nairaland as of yet

No offense, you have some features of my dad, hope we no be siblings

dreeldee:
you're the only lucky girl to have seen my pix o, oye ko gba award o

I should be feeling lucky?

Thank God say that one no be your eyes. . Jesu!!
lmao!! ok, I've see

dreeldee:
na because of that eye i dey wear sunshade na ;Di wonder if that's really me
check this out to be sure https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-145239.32.html

uhm. . .so you think you're the most handsome man on NL?
Need I remind you that am one of the judges?
Need I remind you how sharp my mouth is?

dreeldee:
i thought you saw me once on pics or don't u remember

I did not o. . .that one na morenike
But you were wearing sunshades na

dreeldee:
yeah it's me , any problem

are you sure?

Nothing oh, nothing at all. . can't a girl ask a question? oga o

You didn't answer my question on the other thread, dreeldee

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-145049.64.html

dreeldee:
of course i'll especially if it's translated so have u finished with the movie?

It's not translated. . I can understand yoruba 80%, no need for translation. No am not done.
This is like the best yoruba movie ever, ask any yoruba person jare. . .it's a symbol of nigeria, corruption and all!

dreeldee:
the name is so weird and how do u get the movies

It's a yoruba movie, dnt think you can understand it o

Negro_Ntns:
lmao mesmerize,

no be mah talk too much oo, na u get wetin oyinbo pipl dey call attention deficit disorder, u no dey fit hold ya mind steady for one thing before hin go begin wander go another thing. Four sentences too much for ya mind to handle nah

se na me you dey yab like that abi?
see your ponmo head. . hisss
na me get ADD? dnt worry o, we're both in it together. oniranu