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Read this last night, I could not stop cracking up

And he still believes in genies?That's amazing

hahahhaa. . oh gawwwd!

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

rotflmao!! Imagine the guy's reaction!!!

I guess you just don't get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not raise the dead.

hahahhahaha

"No," the bride replies, "undo them damn knots, I need more rope!"

Ouch!!! Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn!

Good Job poster!

hehehee. . .beauty, shine ya eyes welli welli

Godalone:
Nawa for you and your girl o,please don't die prematurely 1hr:15mins.you are a liar.

hahaaaha. , I once tot you guys could go 4hrs, am I wrong?

lmao!! Doyin, you're not serious!

@fine
lmao!

Mew = Viagra?

Busta:
Yes . . of Course,

I feel like all the attention has been shifted to me. . . especially if your boyfriend/girlfriend is a handsome, pretty/cute ones.

lmao!! busta, you're nt serious.


@post
cuz it's all a game

Since my mom does not stoop that low, I'll leave this thread now. . buhbye

@post
I am speechless!!
Well, ok maybe not!

Poster, this is so not true. . .for everyone

dreeldee:
i meant a Nigerian bank account

Why would I want to be bankrupt?
No thank you jare. .
you be vampire? you wnt go to sleep?

dreeldee:
nope i only know Ikere Ekiti, Ado Ekiti and Ekiti kete though i've never been there which one of them are u from?
as per the money, don't worry just go and open an account,i'll send it to you when you get there.

Ikun!

who said I dnt have an open account? by this age? In this time?
Abeg, send money jo!
Send it b4 I ge there, you be naija boy, I no trust you jor

Still, I am serious o

dreeldee:
what is this estival, u just christen me sharply $9,000 for what? you wan go moon?
anyway, you go help me collect one white thingy like raw cow milk, u know? from there hail all my ado people o and you fit check my village for ikere because i need some okere

no be me n you. . I got peepz in Ikere I seriously dnt want to see
am not from Ado o, just reside there
se oman ibi ti Ikun Ekiti wa?

$9,000? haba, that's not much na, usually I ask for $15,000, good thing I like u sef. I dey give you discount you dey form? hiss

dreeldee:
toyin you no serious , na you give me name

sukuru is school o let me know before you go so that i can send you to my grandfather in the village

Send me for wetin? Me I dey go str8 to Ado on same day. . .then to my other town. . .
If you wan send me, I'll nedd $9,000 for the journey

no be me dash u estival o!!

DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
NAIROBI IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's like Miami in Africa

dreeldee:
shukuru is so funny
mo ti wa e si everywhere and please i want to send you prayers not juju

Well, am goin next year! Have to
se o moh nkan ti sukuru nje ni?
haba! Estival!!! This your name is funny sha

dreeldee:

you've been changing your ID, its so difficult finding you that way ever since toyinrayo. i've been busy with work and school. you no find me sef plus when are you finally going to Ekiti

maa fe eyin nibe.
eya pele. . bawo ni shukuru e?
I wnt find you o, you suppose dey find me na!
When am I going? Soon enough, but can't tell anyone sha!
Dnt want anyone sending "juju" after me

dreeldee:
I'm Ekiti wether you like it or not

Of course I like it now!
Love my brothers/ sisters. . .as long as you dnt act like a yankee, bird shit filled up the brain like so so UKers
So how far na?
You don forget me till today?
Bros, something must have been wrong with ya

dreeldee:
i meant if it's good not if you're good olodo

See this!
Nonsense!
I'll let you go around calling yourself Yoruba, but dnt u dare call yourself ekiti if you dnt know yoruba!! you be yankee

davidylan:
maybe i shld marry her.

Someone once told me that polygamy is a sin, you know?

dreeldee:
to ba wapa is if it's good and not about you, you see you're not even capable of teaching me

se ofe try mi ni?
Mo wa pa o!!

I said am not begging you anymore. . time for me to do my own shakara!

davidylan:
NAME: Adesoye Adeola
STATISTICS: 35-30-37
OCCUPATION: Student
HOBIES: Praising God
HEIGHT: 5’4”
LIKES: Encouragement
DISLIKES : Cheating
PHONE: 08074857778

God dey!

Hmmm, what could be more better? Two Jesus freaks?

dreeldee:


let me see what you've got first, to ba wapa, then ama negotiate

What does my looks have to do with me teaching you. hey I got ugly@$$ prof, am not complaining. As long as I learn sth.

You know, I dnt care anymore. . you're the one that has to beg me to teach you now! No more shakara from you, just becuz I asked $200 for each sec. hiss!

dreeldee:
bere si anywhere ko matter and as par greens, i gat spinach

sharrap dia. . se spinach lo fi man ra bata ati asho?
awe, funmi lowo mi jere ( abi awa ekiti se nso)

awwwwwww, so your head is not full of "igbe pepeye" after all. . .you're worried? Then tell oga to unban me na!

Who is razor mouth and troublemaker? I'll tell TOH you think she's a razor mouth troublemaker

dreeldee:
oya mo ti duro now and joko ni sit na??

I knew what joko meant jor! Was just wondering na?
So, ibo loti fe kabere? nibo? nigbawo?
Moti ready lati ko e, shugbo, ko free o!
Money, greens, bling bling, w/e

Negro_Ntns:
@post

There u go! Right there is a perfect example of signatures. Mesmerize know my signature and spotted me out before I even landed.

Of course, how can I not know my twin brother?

Negro_Ntns:
@mesmerize, oh lawdy lawdy, u trouble maker. Where is mah thunder rod? I knew it, I knew it! Toyin

There are two toyins on this thread, which one na?

ewo ni joko na? se nkan to mean ni ye?
Oga o, lemme give u a lil in the Yoruba lang.
Mabo, boya mole ko e ni yoruba meji tabi meta!

dreeldee:
Estival ko carnival ni Toyin ti ko mo meaning mogbo ko mo gbo ni. you this ibo yoruba

Talo so fun e wipe mi moh? I so do!!
Ok, lemme test you, what doe sit mean? This is your test o

dreeldee:
i said mo gbo ko mo gbo ni, are u sure you're yoruba?

lmao!
wan pemi ni toyin, wan pe e ni Estival, tani yoruba ni nu awa mejeji?

dreeldee:
mi gbo ko mogbo ni

Se o da e loju wipe omo yoruba ni e?
Yoruba e le o. . .kilon so?

So we're suppose to play family? ok!

I have 5 kids and all of them are my favorites. But my Husband is my favorite favorite!