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Why would a mother hate her child?
There are plenty of other people ready to be employed as haterz. Give the child love jare

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Tetch, just because they are abroad does not mean they are not suffering from ADD. I think he cut it short, I wish he would have dumped the full pages here.

Yes sir, ese n sir !
se eti se tan?

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another myopic rant from a clueless low life person who thinks that the world is defined what's happening around her. I wonder how many Naija men you have slept with. Becareful with your answers because you could join the lsit of heavy hitters- slot.

From all this ramblings, the fact is naija men cannot french kiss. . .

As someone mentioned before, they can Nigerian kiss. . . they've got their style, and I respect that.

And you, my friend, have to recognize what you can or cannot do before you try it out with a girl who might be judging you in that area.

Doyin, you're gross jare

In most guy friends, I love maturity, sense of humor, ability to not take my flirting seriously. . .

dude, just because am flirting with you dnt mean am interested

dnt lie to me because it's hard for me to really trust anyone.

There's no "shame me once. . shame me twice" sh*t, once is enough, thank u very much

No occasional touch, sorry, I dnt know where your hands have been

Please, there's a reason why Colgate and toothbrush were invented, take privilege of it!

Proper hygiene, even the best will be better

I'm not into long nails on dudes, make use of the nail clipper

Cut your hair o, dnt follow me around like a mop is chasing me!

Belt! Belt!! Belt!!! Puuuhhhlzzzzzzzz! If your pants are going to be dwn your waist, you might as well go naked in public

And if you're Large, dnt act like you dnt own a mirror, dnt follow me with an XXL or XXS shirt, ok? it's not cute at all

Sometimes when you have a cold, bring kleenex with you, b/c I dnt want mr boogers accidentally flying in my mouth!


more to come. . . .

[quote author=idey_craze link=topic=144649.msg2405697#msg2405697 date=1214172292]you are all fools.[/quote]see this pepeye brain

[quote author=Method-Man link=topic=31105.msg2405718#msg2405718 date=1214172622]we run riot right here ma

u no d drill [/quote]

[quote author=Method-Man link=topic=31105.msg2405702#msg2405702 date=1214172376]nope
na me just cu.m for woman toto, that nah may e tey before i reply u my guy!
how body?[/quote]You sef!

Whitney Houston all the way!!
love her!! love her!!

gross

but dnt every man own a heart?

abi wetin dey pump in their pericardium??

@tope
excue me?
I am 53. . .what are you trying to say?

thank you

@tope
excuse me?!!!
I am 28 and I am not desperate!!
single N loving it!!

good!

I'll let you peeps know when he becomes my lover

@saucekid
kiss my ekiti bum

NLers are so depressing!!
geeez!!! where do you ppl come up with this stomachache topics!!
haba!!

anwaz, I'll just walk away and let him pay for everything, take the ring and go pawn it.

are u a baby?





Will you log off?

arianne:
he came inside u ke? u be door?

tie ti ba e!

lmao

Truequest:
In as much as revenge has never been what I advocate but some cane on his bare back will give him a little taste of what he subjected that innocent child to. No if the granny had not said that he requested for the kids, I would have said that they are foisting those kids on him. Haba sister look at that pix again before your next post.

I still stand by my opinion!
Whipping the father mercilessly for hours is not going to solve anything!
I propose they should electrocute him and get it over with!

Gosh, that's so right.

Well, I told me mother to stop hugging me and kissing me like a lil girl. But I love you, she doesn't have to say it. I feel it by what she does for me

[quote author=Method-Man link=topic=144573.msg2405129#msg2405129 date=1214163316]Sit down on me with what arse? kai TUFIAKWA, i no like arse wey be like BENBELLA!

She be like Willie Willie wife with her chameleon skin!!

Aunty Rainbow, Omo Mama Rainbow!!![/quote]Hahahaha! Funny!
No be you say you like plenty junk in the trunk?

[quote author=Method-Man link=topic=144541.msg2405145#msg2405145 date=1214163665]It has to be you with all this sort of corny and slimey usernames! [/quote]Shush. . .get online

dnt mind him. His head don yamayama