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diluminati:
one thing i dont understand about this booking space is..

1, are you people booking space then go around looking for advertisers or hungry bloggers to pay you off and start spreading their miserable stuffs,
2 or is it a case of empty brains that cant even make a single comment on an issue that does not need one to write a novel or an essay on.

you don't undestand space booking and you've been on NL since 2011.
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Ma'am,you need a brain implant . . . #nooffense

Didn't know he is a nigerian . . Murray-bruce

Teacher: make a sentence with ghana.
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Wizkid: are you ghana dance o,if i show you the money.

Rapsainot:
she's cute.... let's see if she'll accept sha... Free campaign manager awaits her[color=#990000][/color]

i hope she does
Girls and forming sha

I nominate cupidora.
www.nairaland.com/sophyrocks
i nominate priscaoge.
www.nairaland.com/priscaoge

I nominate cupidora.
www.nairaland.com/cupidora

I nominate . . Ijechikky and nadiasa1
www.nairaland.com/nadiasa1
www.nairaland.com/ijechikky

Temigracie is beautiful,though might not be the most beautiful but with madcow1 as her campaign manager . . Abeg 4get story

This one is tough o . . I can view it from your own perception cos the qualities you described in her,i've never seen a nairaland post describe a gal as such

All this points for a nickname?

This OP dey lie sha . . This whole story happened to you but you dey fear bashing . . Using "dis guy" instead of "ME"

Mprex:
there are a lot of possibilities:
-maybe she saw it coming, considering the fact that she knows you have been staring @ her for a long time and she just wanna play the hard to get game

-maybe the lady you got her number from is a jerk that told her something negative

-maybe she is been very cautious considering the fact that you guys attend the same church.

But what ever the case, its not too late to make ammends. Talk to her when next you see her in church with a free mindset. Tell her you were just calling to apologize for getting her number from someone else instead of her.
Tell her you just wanna be friends. Start from there. Let things escalate @ a steady pace. There is no rush. Another important thing is this, dont avoid her in church.. This might give her a wrong notion about you.


Goodluck.
sorry for the looooonnnng epistle
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And some people will say there are no sensible peeps on NL romance section.

This should go to the jokes section . . Nice one OP

phemmy88:
The school is not Olabisi Onabanjo.........but it's a University of Education in Ogun State... am sure u get it now

Tai Solarin university of education? . . Set the man up . . Tel his gf to agree den wen dey are abt to do the do,let her make d man off his clothes . .meanwhile,the guy and his friends must have been around with camera phones and maybe UTC(for threatnening) ,after snapping/recording the supposed naked/half-naked man. . They'l tel him to give the gal an A. And if nt,his wife,children and d skul wil c both d pic and vid

True

kulkatty:
I nominate annie
www.nairaland.com/annie93
#okbye

seconded

Kachisbarbie:
what exactly are you doing on top an Iroko tree?
____you be bat?

no . . Everybody for this thread don spread mat finish,na im me tok say mah climb tree go relax with my snuff.
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*Sniffs snuff*

Kachisbarbie:
what exactly do you expect?
___when you guys would use bad mouth to finish ladies!

*falls off from iroko tree*

I nominate tolulope95
www.nairaland.com/tolulope95 .
I nominate Amazingangel
www.nairaland.com/amazingangel

Just 7 ladies,this babes aint encouraging someone . . *operation check every moniker in (f)*

Suley316:
*walks into thread with hunter rifle*

*loads with gun powder*

*aims the snuff sniffer in tree, shoots him down*

*watches him fall *

hey peeps

*recites incantation to make the wounds harmless*

Eiyah sister,i sorry 4 u o,that villager wey do u diz tin wicked sha

*Climbs iroko tree with my snuff to relax and watch the thread in silence*
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*sniffs snuff*

I vex so tey . . I no go write my jamb wey i don dey prepare 4 for months . . After d exam na im my eyes cum clear . . Omo,365days no b joke o

Effects of Frustration

tobiboss:
I'm going to be honest, just give it to dechandel already, no competition, that smile

yea bro,you're so on point. That her dimple is capable of destroying a 25yr old marriage

Oahray:
yes

Lol

Should i contest?

Donkabiru:
I nominate mrsstockfish

https://www.nairaland.com/mrsstockfish

Milk

tchai,she is indeed a stock fish

How many contestants so far?