₦airaland Forum

Chelsea parking the bus since 1888

ijechikky:
see dem..lol
3 tins I beliv in diz life...

1-the existnce of God
2-the existnce of Devil
3-Hazard's ball control in every match

where were the almighty chelsea midfielders when di maria was given best midfielder of the month?

This plot of land is not for sale and has charms buried in it,tresspassers will die by thunder,survivors will be struck with d combination of d 10 plagues that struck egypt

They'll create threads telling you the reason they like bad guys and later they'll tell you they want a God-fearing man for marriage

samflexxy:
ahhhhw what a waist

waste

You guys should check ggrin's d.p and eroticangelina too

marieolae:
thnks but I dnt want to participate in this contest. Thanks

why?

I nominate
Arva
temigracie
pweetyz
kulkatty
marieolae
eroticangelina
kachisbarbie
destante
claireshan
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Infact i nominate all the girls on NL

*wraps abokii mat* . . *climbs iroko tree with seamans and local snuff* . . . *sniffs snuff and waits for the drama to unfold*

I nominate Arva

Tallesty1:
Bible says so.

Not me

the bible said you should bring 1/10 of your earnings(money, farm products,e.t.c) to the church.(old testament).
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But the new testament didn't even mention 1/10(not sure) . . But that God loves a cheerful giver. . .
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And since jesus didn't come to scrap the law of moses but to ammend it,it's logical for us to accept the new testament's version.
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Mind you,it's thesame bible that said and i quote "you all say u don't steal from me,but you rub me in my tithes (not verbatim)"

I wasn't allowed to play . . Ordinary tire sef,i no ride
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Bt 4 skul . . There's one teacher,wey b say im punishment na make u lie dwn 4 d front of d class . .na so i cum d violate im order so dat me go lie down 4 front . . Tchai,sum gals go just open leg yakata i go cum dey luk.........
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May God forgive me

Old Facebook Poo.

8. Self-Centeredness

Genea:
Most important ones,falling out of love or death of d romance

or you meant dearth?

Chidinho10:
80% of Nigerian Ladies who fail to get married early are brainless people who jump from one wealthy man's bed to another.

They are not innovative, they are lazy hat's why they can't work hard to earn a living.

A wise guy can never marry a dull and lazy woman that will only consume his income without adding any meaningful thing to his life

thank the heaven's u said 80%

The super falcons are making me high. . . *Somebody should serve that alomo on d floor*

The one that annoys me most is "IN MY BED"

Barca fans,how market na?

I swear! Naija wil win . . Quote me after the match

Titilayodeji13:
Which of this our stations go carry the match.

shey d match na gala ni? Wey station go dey carry am

Abeg who get ordega number?

Eiyah . . These are the set of people that set a wrong view of who nigerians are to the foreigners

Sigh

She's not happy with you cos of one thing . . Ure nt washing her undies . . Do this and curse me later

Harrisibor:
Thanks for the response so far but let me set some things straight. The first lady which I love dearly is a cool shy type and she can't really express herself so am thinking dat could be why am not feeling her love but to be fair to her she spends the weekends, cook for me and give me sex and I in turn takes care of her to the best of my abiities but she is not overtly expressive of her love as I want it.

Then second lady also cooks, sleeps and give me even more sex and she is so expressive of her love cos by nature she is an extrovert but am not just feeling her.

To the question am I ready for marriage the answer is yes am one year older thean both girls. My heart chooose one why my head says its another. Its this difficult for me cos I have always been a one woman @ a time guy untill this time...#confused

and here is the most confused man on planet earth . . Before now,i had always thought only women don't know what they want . . So,their are some men like this too?

eightsin:
Imagine... 5k x 100 = 500000... imagine say na 10k... that division don hammer.

voltron:
100 times N5,000 bail money N50k for police. all in a days work

joguonu:
If its N5,000 it will be better
But 10k upwards in Nekede, sometimes they do come for massive arrest and charge them for 10k depends on the individual

voltron:
100 times N5,000 bail money N50k for police. all in a days work

nigerians sha