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You know he is bad and you still want to date him.

After he has finished his ministry in your life and spoil your "down below",

You will now be carrying bible,going to church looking for a God-fearing good guy to marry with your "down-below" reduced to one-tenth of it's original quality.


Perfect example of a "FISH-BRAIN"

uplawal:
Am from Ondo state too,okitipupa local govt,ilutitun.

wao
h! dats. cool

Famouspecky:
6 packs don't necessary make a man Buh his paper
back to your question bricklayer that work hard an set a standard for himself is worthy of my love

i sense hypocrisy

fx45:
The space bookers

ok,thanks.
You owe me no apologies for this

incase

You might do all this and he will not still propose to you.

Vessi:
United threads have highest views and most times pages. .
Every bad belle shows up on United's match thread.

Plenty injuries with a red card, but we'll scale through. Rooney's absence will be Mata's presence.
Now, Mata is even deadlier than Rooney.

di maria is deadliest

Famouspecky:
When a guy is hardworking an meets your ends, is not a poor guy

what of a hard working bricklayer with 6packs and muscles but doesn't meet your needs.

odizeey:
it deserves the hype. but how many guys dey apply for banking did days. bros abeg u r confused. mods no dey try did days

it's typographical

I'm sorry guys,i just learnt i made a mistake,it ought to b banking and finance and not accounting i tried modifying but it's not going in my phone

justitiaomnibus:
Ur sis is a banker, not an accountant.

ok,guess i had a misconception of it

udemzyudex:
Accounting? U must be high on cheap drugs, remember everybody anybody can do account,even market women but they can never be like a true accountant.,,


You think preparing cash book and recieving cash from customers is all about accounting?

Guy no let me vex for you...

my sis,a science studnt did 7mnths training and is now working in a bank,what do u call dat?

ItsAaliyah:
Pharmacy is not overrated...........its actually an underrated course.

Not all pharmacist open drugstores.

overrated doesn't mean useless,but people only hype it.

Neldrizzy:
Yes! i knew it, i knew it!! Ofcus i should have known!!! So this thread leta made FP, and am the first to comment!! Hehehehe mesoade nice one...... In other news, am a proud SOCIOLOGIST

thanks bro,my first ever post making F.P

Marc9:
Modify dis quote and begin with 1) MBBS. 2) MBBS. 3) MBBS,......

The total number of candidates applying for medicine and surgery every year in nigeria universities is almost the number of people living in Lesotho

my definition of overrated here is not d most choosed courses but the courses that are not worth the hype placed on them

rattlesnake:
ok translate this

YOUR FATHERS FARM IS BIGGER THAN MY FATHERS OWN

LWKMD! .


Oko baba re tobi ju oko baba mi

(11)Interprete(wrong)
Interpret(right)



(12)Expantiate(wrong)
Expatiate(right)

rattlesnake:
Oko polytechnic of pregnant girls anambra

oko as in? . . I'm a yoruba o

Op,so u tink say na moi-oi and groundnut dem dey sell 4 uni?
Come on,face your books

eesy:
You shouldnt be there in the first place because you are not a student. Real students dont complain about school work they enjoy it.

you must be a book worm.

*on my way to the german embassy*

djeezy:
you want to laugh abi? Okay. It was 2006/2007. I wrote her a love letter. She was actually my best friend. So I was a lil bit uncomfortable. She didnt reply the letter due to some reasons and I had to call her on phone to woo her properly. So I scripted it down in a piece of paper and was reading it from there. I was feeling like James bond flowing and make sense until the useless NEPA took light. My own light off too. I couldn't say anything further. I just hung up....

lobatan!

Ryabcool:
its the State University for crying out loud. It is supposed to be the pride of the state and should have been put at the centre or somewhere close to it where it would have been appreciated by all and sundry. How can the once famous OSUA still not have a medical faculty by now? How can a whole OSUA not have an engineering faculty by now?

I'll tell you this for sure; If AAUA/OSUA had been at Akure, it would have developed far beyond what it is now.

Universities are too valuable to be sited and built based on tribal/selfish interests. Its Polys and Colleges of education that should be done based on that shhitt.

Agagu abandoned AAUA for OSUSTECH and poured all his money there, Mimiko abandoned both and is building a nursing(or whatever the hell that is) school in his hometown.

Now tell me, is that how its supposed to be run? If an Ilaje man becomes the next governor, he'll very likely build a bogus school at Ilaje and pour all the State's purse into it. Common bro! Open your eyes!

you are very very on point . . I just wish mimiko would c ur post.

Neldrizzy:
i wooed at every stage of my life, i started in ma pry school days in the 90s back in edo state... We use to climb tree wen playing our love and stoning each other.. When i moved 2 the city (abuja) my orientation changed, i wooed almost all ma female class mate, from SS1 to SS3 i was the class captain and my assistant was a female, automatically she became ma gal friend, i also wooed my form mistress.... No be joke.. It have tayyddd that i started doing things....

*awards him a gold medal*



for



the



most wooing guy on NL

tosyne2much:
When men were boys, I had little or no toasting ability and my frnds were not helping matters, pressure here and there onto this wooing things.. There was a day my frnds and I were gisting when this pretty damsel walked past us.. I told my frnds I like the babe and to my greatest surprise, one of my frnds who knew her called her name and the babe came to us. My frnd told her that I have been fantasizing on how to get acquinted to her, haaaa, ehnn who send you msg ? at that instance, my heart was racing as if AK47 was pointed at me, shame wan finish me.

# fast-forward# The babe outwritghtly said she was goin to buy somethin and that she would return very soon.. Immediately, I started cramming principles.. When she returned bck, I gave her a walk and could you believe I was busy talking abt irrelevant things ( Morroco is an African country, how popcorn is made, the process of cassava b4 transformed to fufu.

when we dismissed, my frnds were already smiling, they asked me how d conversation went.. If I tell them say I no toast am, omo na global bashing be dat oooo

LWKMD! . . Laff eyaf rape me o . . Making fufu 4rm cassava

djeezy:
you want to laugh abi?

yes na . . Crack my crib 4 me

djeezy:
old papa. Haba u started at 24. You start late sha. @topic, my first wooing experience didn't go down well.

share your experience na,dat's what the thread is all about

Rapsainot:
2008, when I was in junior class 2.... Hmm the girl already loves me though, I wooed her via love letter. I could remember I wrote it this way "what's between me and you moyin, is it love or like"

and what was her reply?

Suley316,neldrizzy,naijboiy . . . Report here and share your experiences