₦airaland Forum

iamrealdeji: Bro,i'll advise you as a brother,Magun is very real,as real as HIV/Aids Magun has no cure,jealous husbands lay it for their wives,the victim either crow like a cock or flip around like an acrobatic or keep asking for water,extremely dehydrated till he dies,all these actions end up with death,but display first for people to watch some great African motion pictures,.
2. There are some African married women that if a man hit them ones,he'll never become successful in his live,maybe he'll have to wait till afterlife,especially wives that belongs to powerful husbands or kings and chiefs
3. Most African sugar mummies are diverting the Toyboy's fortune to theirs,many of them are tirualists,thats why some guys end up as paupers even if a sugar mommy buys them a jet,they'll end up selling it to survive,so be careful
Note:: This is Africa and you hear about fetish things everyday,jazz and rituals are all over africa

funniest truth i've read on NL.

otijah: A post you liked, I may read and ignore liking it and that's how every man choice is take it or leave it, it's the simple truth. I know some people might say is a curse or am under a spell but the truth is I always has have crush on beautiful married women. And am doing very fine in the game cause am always winning . My ex is married but we still have this close relationship, my current gf is a beautiful married girl and lots of them to mention. my problem is I have got lots of criticism on it and am still asking is anything wrong with it.

crusade! Crusade!! Crusade!!! This is to annunce to the public that a crusade wil b holding at No. 10 ajalekonko st. Opposite ebola center adjacent cemetry hypotenus assylum.. D crusade will feature deliverance from the spirit of lust and the likes,breakthrough.e.t.c

come and your life will never remain dsame,stay blessed

chizzy94: It is required in Unilag.

ok thanks,now i know

Girls can be funny at times,imagine this girl i was chatting with

Me: hi sweetheart
Her:dnt call me sweetheart,i'm not your sweetheart
Me: baby you're my one and only sweetheart
Her: leye(me) i dnt like it o
Me: baby i'v been in love with u nd i dnt knw how to say it since i dnt knw how i gathered the courage to approach you today,i really love you
Her: Hmmmm
Me: please baby,be my gf
Her: No i can never be your gf
Me: the 1st time i set my eyes on u my heart melted,my joy knew know bounds cos i knw....bla bla bla
Her: leye(me) i'm nt ready for any relationship now.
Me:lol,same here i'm nt ready to date now,i was just joking with you. . .

****bt to my surprise,her next texts were****

Her:bt leye i dnt trust you.
Her:what should i say?
Me: i dnt get you.
Her:i dnt knw what to say,should i say yes or no.

****at this point i come laff within me,girls sha,if course dey wey b "GIRL'S BEHAVIOUR",Na 101yrs person go take use study am****continues****.

Me:seriously,i was joking,i never really meant what i said,i'm nt ready for a relationship now.
Her: you are very funny.
Me:lol


****chat ends****

Tallesty1: I wasn't blind to them, they were clear like print but Ignored them because i can handle them(Decision).

Hahahahaha............ Love is a changeable emotion bro. It doesn't last forever.

Calling se;x "love making" is a lie invented by Satan to sugar-coat fornication, adultery, etc so that people will rush into it............

Love is a feeling, You don't make it............

You show it.............

Lust is very important in every marriage.

you're damn right bro,love-making is just a euphemistic word for fornication

How does this affect d #35 worth of one peak milk filled tin of garri i owed mama nkechi?

I no blame the Op,i blame the federal govt.,
Unemployment sha.

MORNDEW: thanks but i dnt like ondo State.

Ok.

MizMyColi: You strike me like an under 21

And what i'm i

Love isn't blind,atleast not in Nigeria. . .

Bros abeg bone o,love dey c road e don tey

mad person sef no go mad so tey run into trailer make e kill am,not to tok of love . .





Only true love is blind,the one jesus had for us,he died for our sins

MORNDEW: Pls where do you stay i like to buy land there.

ondo state,okitipupa LGA.


You can send me the money,i'll help u purchase one.
I swear,i'm not fraudulent.

Most of 'em are bitches and are senseless.

In my area a plot of land is around 150k,why wil a so called bitch ass big girl plait a hair worth 300k whc is equivalent to 2 plots of land.

Later,you'll say you're finding mr.right . . Mr.right kor?,mr.left ni

The Op is very on point,

the truth they say,is bitter

priscaoge: Ok legooo

Father - Nna or Papa
Mother - Nne Or Mama
Brother -Nwanne nwoke
Sister -Nwanne nwanyi

What is this one saying? - Gini ka onye a na ekwu
Where are u going? - Kedu ebe ina-aga

tchai languages dey sha ,thanks tho

priscaoge: Lmao

Ok write the things u wanna learn in English Then I can translate them for u in Igbo

Ok,thanks for offering to help. .


Errmmm,
translate words like father,mother,brother,sister,"what is this one saying" ,"where are you going" verbatim

It's like they saw this coming and had recorded the video before..

It is either bokoharam is confused?

Or GEJ is confused?

Or the army is confused?



To be sincere,i'm confused

Is it that bokoharam is confused? Or Gej is confused? or the army is confused?



To be sincere,i'm confused

I opened this thread thinking i'll learn something,2 pages gone and the only thing i learnt is "aham by" . . This is Odikwa

Capableben: Does Uniben require further maths for chemical Engineering o'level

No,

i don't even think any school in 9ja requires it,they might only make it an added advantage and help them screen out peeps who have close scores and opting for an engineering course with limited space.

I don't know but the last time i checked,what's required for engineering is,
"A minimum of 5 0'level credit in maths,english,phy,chem and ?"

The OP is very on point . .


The truth is bitter.

lottoe: That reminds me ,i personally respect Asa, i think she is Cool to have as a role model. Well, Chidinma, might appear decent tho, but most times their songs affects their way of life. Pride is something common with Nigerian celebrities.

Especially the female ones,thats why they don't have a long lasting marriage

Dsegsam: Wat about igebekebo...ese odo....??mimiko nah yeye man his gonna be flushed out soon..

So this is how mimiko has been changing LGA chairmen like bedsheet in all other local govts.


Soon khe?,that man go finish im tenure.

lottoe: Which of these celebrities deserve to be ones role model?...to me none

what of Asa?


And chidinma appears to be the most decent of all his peers that sings same kind of music.

I'll always prefer chidinma to this thing.

And to think that some of our girls had her as their role models.

Imported ecuadorian shoes

Enervascent

Jamean: Friendzoning is a two-way thing. Not only guys are friendzoned. Girls are also friendzoned, big time. So, guys should stop playing the victim.

The FRIENDZONER may not come outrightly to tell the FRIENDZONEE that - we are "just friends" yet enjoying "in a relationship" privileges. It begins in subtle ways and before you know it you are entangled.

I personally had that experience, I'll tell you it's not a pleasant one. Well, I'm fine now and understand better.

friendzoning of girls is so eff'ing rare,though haven't seen such i still believe it does still happens.




BTW,would like to see you write the unpleasant story of you being friendzoned.

efedua: microbiology and medical microbiology are similar courses form different faculties...... microbiology is department under the faculty of life science while medical microbiology is a department in the faculty of basic medical science. the both course train aspirant into scientist with medical microbiologists may have greater opportunities to work in hospital lab. research institutes and other more,microbiologists also are feasible in research institutes. many microbiologists are always unsuccessful in Nigeria due to the poor demand of their labour,some successful once run their private research institutes and some becomes lecturers and others teachers... the different between the both is that a microbiology is a science that deals with microorganisms, especially their effects on man and other living organisms. while medical microbiology deals with the science of the cure or treatment and diagnoses of microorganisms and the effect of the cures or treatments on human health. it also covers all aspects of microbiology making it a very lucrative course....

thanks bro

yousee: Why should a sitting governor change LGA chairmen? Is this post now an appointment or is it constitutionally described as an elective position?

And some funny people will describe Mimiko as the "embodiment of democracy"

Bloody hypocrites

so,what's your post incinuating,can't decipher it and which LGA ar u from?

orluuchi: Yes. I got physiology on Uniben site but jamb is still saying no admission yet

what's your aggregate?

chue: wetin yu by say uniben go suffer ooo??skul wen gv yu admissiondem suppose witdraw d admission den ban yu frm jamb for 4yrs wit hard labour aniwaiz dat guy type wetin he type wit english no b calabar...so if yu re-read carefully yu go understand my broda nd if yu no understand dat means dem dey folo yu

if only judges would think like you in d judiciary sector of this country

efedua: NO...... school of medicine,,,,,,,,
D.. med & D surgery
D...Anatomy
D...Nursing Science
D...Dentistry
D...Physiology
.........school of basic medical science.........
D....Medical Laboratory Science
D....Medical Microbiology

The above Departments from the respective schools falls under the college of medical science and there online acceptance-clearance fee last year was 65k while other 45k

what is the difference between microbiology and medical microbiology

peter4d2: D brodas in frndzone is sayin a big amen 2 it

lol,abi na friendzone u dey nw