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zezeny: While u await ur cut off nd list, express ur faith by answering dis simple question. WHICH HALL OF RESIDENCE WILL YOU LIKE TO STAY IN THE UNIVERSITY OF IBADAN AND WHY ? (Male: Zik, Mellanby, Kuti, Bello, Indi, Tedder... Female: Queens, Idia, Awo).

be like sey dat mellanby go make sense....if nt,zik/teder go do though i'm planning to stay off campus.
REASON:i dnt knw if all hostels have wi-fi,if nt,i'll prefer mellanby/tedder coz itz closer to love garden/adm office and my dept.
I'll choose zik coz i'll like to experience diz so calld 'aro' and also coz of d social life.
I'll prefer to stay off campus coz of my privacy[itz paramount].
Haven said these,i'll like to point out to u that serenity,neatness,social life,privacy and also academics z a major factor for me choosing a hostel,so any1 that have all these xtics z my choice,though i can't select.

[quote author=Attah Ojoma ]Lucky u! Borin is nt enof to qualify myn..[/quote]eeya...pele

emekakelvin: I reject it IJN, I pray u both dnt get admitted into yaba left(for u are nt better dan them)
Any issue dat spring forth, yaba left......Grow up
Warning: Nxt time dnt step on my wounds

bros,no vex o....i no knw sey u get wound....i swear i no go do am again.

[quote author=Attah Ojoma ]Gudaftanun evri1, hw's ur day goin?[/quote]ma day has been boring.....

Maybe when pple Bp start to dey read 160/80mmHg,U.I go release cut off and adm list.

Mikebis: TRUE OR FALSE
91% of people skip d first slice of bread

false.....i love eating the first and last slice.

emekakelvin: Cut off might nt show again today for it would show,
mbbs fit be 80

<<<<<<<=THIS WAY

cleverj01: Oluwasinzu u self dey visit here? Its been a while

yes oo....all d bickering no allow me comment....na jst to peep and gerrout....i no fit allow em break bottle for my head.

cleverj01: #cocky!

#Clever...........#'J'eeez

Osasu99: Why u dey shake head u sabi d cut off if yes send as to my mail but if no dey shake your Head For one corner e no consine me

wetin diz one dey talk?.....sum1 pls help translate to russian.

¤Just to cool down U.I suspense.
All ASUU executives were called for a meeting in The UK.They all met at MMIA.While they were seated & relaxed in the plane,they were informed that the plane was built by a group of engineering students from diff Nigeria universities and the plane was on it's first test trip.They all ran out of the plane except one person.When asked by other staff,his reason for staying behind,he said: "if it is really made by our students,it will not even start".

What can i do to ease myself of this suspense sef...

cleverj01: No dey wyne me abeg! Am sure u'r goin 2 deny been responsible 4 d like on my lst post!#prime suspect!

lolz

cleverj01: No dey wyne me abeg! Am sure u'r goin 2 deny been responsible 4 d like on my lst post!

lolz.....i can't deny this one....bt dia r two likes dia nw,so go look for the 2nd person

#NP:Passenger-let her go.

cleverj01: I tink d guy mite b using our impetience nd nervousnes against us! # personal opinion though #he migt b rite also!

#Wise

Osasu99: Guy abeg send am to this mail osasu99@gmail.com

smh

quivah: I go chop house chop person join
#knocks


hehe.. onto modelling

#eye lashes.

let me be ur manager

cleverj01: Ahahahahahahahah! U'r jst determined 2 get me cracked up dis mrnin!

#LaffInIgoDieVoice

cleverj01: No way! After all d nyt vigil nd prep 4 jamb nd post utme! Nd al d money i spent in movin abt nd procesin evri evri? na 2 go court go swear affidavit oh! #false age decleration! Lo!

ride on baba 70

Fynestboi: [color=indigo]on diet? So if you nt on diet you go chop aus



¤dodge slap¤[/color]

rotflmao

quivah: hmph!..
I no wan talk oo

I was on diet ni tho

diet.....hmmmm...nice...

Taylor184: sinzu...kilon apen

hw u.i go dey admit 12yrs old pikin wey still dey bed wet

Taylor184: arugbo lyk u

no mind dat baba 70

Fynestboi: [color=indigo]lmao am just wondrng what quivah would say ni.. [/color]

me sef dey wonder wetin she go talk.....i dey always try to avoid those supersonic cruise missile of hers....

cleverj01: Ahahah! No let my parents hear u oh! I wil b 12 dis oct! #forever young!

lolz....no u.i for u this year niyen.....abi?.....till u'r 16/17.....

quivah: I cried cause I lost my cute,sexy better-than-sgs3,soon to be pinging,marvelous,swift and portable tecno phone yesterday on my way to lasuth!!..

I cried more when I saw humans blood,the deads,amputees,the sick,abandoned near-death accident victims(mehn!! Nurses are wickedt!) Who gat no money!..little girls/boys.. very cute girls/boys(I resolved into thinking my beauty is nothing!)

"God!! This boy is useful to you,he is very useful to you, he sings praise and worship to you!!.. please!!!!!! Don't take him. God please!!!" I heard a woman scream out loudly(in yoruba)..
"Don't take him from me,Olohun jooor" she added falling to the ground..
That's the mother of an abandoned by nurses young( between 10-13)boy who was dropped down by a hit and run driver..
Soaked in blood and groaning in pains on the chair while some of the useless nurses were busy eating and gossiping.
The young boy gave up the ghost some hours later..when the nurses were ready to attend to him!

God!!!! I saw another.. and I swear I couldn't control my tears.

She was 17,just gained admission at a uni..to study bis.admin,heard she was in a hurry to get something,she alighted a bike……………#fastforward
She fell from the bike hitting her head real hard on the floor..

I just cant write out what her mother was saying at the hospital...

#Now shes an end of the story character!

Omo! See the way nurses dey gather corpse to morgue like bread for bakery,the thing no even touch them!!


Since yesterday,have not been myself!
My dad was the reason I went to the hospital,many have died from the ailment that brought him there.
He will be discharge tomorrow!!..getting better and stronger
#my dad just broke a record in our nuclear family of being the first to be admitted into an hospital!!

All this can't be luck!!. I aint lucky, we ain't lucky!!!..
We are favoured!!

God,

Teach me to serve you better!!
!

touching......as hard as my heart is,it hit me deep....deeper than a cruise missile.....May God grant ur dad speady recovery and console the bereaved.

Mikebis: haha,no let ha hear dat o

oga mi,no let am hear o...ma baye mi je o

Mikebis: oga me,gud mawnin o

i hail u sir

Fynestboi:

egbon yi,ma baye mi je na

@COLAN i see u

Mikebis: shey u c ma leg rof

i think so