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Mikebis: u don 4get say na quivah bot poff poff 4 us dat day,wen u de die 4 hungry

and u don forget sey na sadeluv buy bread 4 u dat night when hunger nearly made u craze

Mikebis: i no sabi am again

chai!....and u dey go church!.....walahi,i still get hope pass u for heaven.

Mikebis: ma ba ye mi je jo,if i talk nw hmm hmm

talk

Arlex: don't worry abt dat i just need an insight, moreover Ur oga @ d top will categorically accept whichever one u say.

i hear u

Mikebis: lord GOD ALMIGHTY

EARLY IN THE MORNING

Battery level:15%

Arlex: Gud afternoon to all da mas nd sirs in d rum. Wen will ui release d admission list?

i don't want to say one thing and my oga at the top will say another.

Mikebis: abajo

shey naxo u broke reach ni?....u no fit buy cheap BRUTE

Mikebis: holy

holy

Mikebis: sowie o,fly enta ur nose ni

no be d hausa perfume wey u use dey smell ni

Mikebis: we av dffrnt kind of spirit..did u min evil spirit

holy

Mikebis: we are ur husbandsss,any gurl wa de here,na we guz b dem husband#gbam..i rest ma case

minus me coz i'm gay and also Gynophobic/heterophobic.

Taylor184: lol...hope say u go soosi 2dae sha

of course....i'm filled wif d spirit.....#SpeakingInTongues[Russian]

Mikebis: *luking at mesopo face*du we luk alike..meanin u are tom nd am jerry,u go de do me bad..haah no way

make me and u no be ni room mates ni...,u go suffer coz na so so mischief i go dey do u.....nobody go teach u b4 u vacate d room 4 me.

dapsondou: Mesopotomia
U always make me laff.
U nd Mikebis are like tom nd jerry

naxo bro

Ifyx: Abeg nl guyz nd galz drop ur 2go ıd or sımply add moı up @ifyx16... #antıcıpatıng

oluwasinzu

Mikebis: eela*tongue*am no more a science studnt,am nw a collegd of medcine studnt,ui don gv me admssn,ma ba ye mi je jawe

chai!....smh for u.

Taylor184: Big shoutout to everybody here...

OluwaSinzu,i sight u bro...Oysdam,u are sighted....Dr hesjay,i hail u sire....And to my personal padi of life,Baddo wey coded(shakur),ori e wanbe ooo

oga mi,i telescopically sight ur center of mass with my AK loaded with 300 winchester magnum cartridge.

cleverj01: Ahahahahaha! Y do u hate me dis much na?

give me a reason i should hate u....u knw i can't do dah.

olalerey: Amen o i pray we al knw our fate by dis tym tomarow o nd may almithy GOD make us al hapi.......partakin to shaye or no shaye til den we go wu shaye pass

amen....till then.

Mikebis: yepa..dat hot,wat dat 4,am hungry na

#Olojukokoro

Mikebis: e.g

science student!
Can't u jst comprehend diz simply sentence?

Mikebis: mouth open*troat clearing

#SlapsNeck

Mikebis: if u take d responsiblts,dos dat mins u lovn dy naibor dan ur self

kinda.....u knw leadership takes alot of responsibilities,sacrifices and self denial...

cleverj01: Hmmmm! Wo's responsible den?

ionknw....should be sum1 else...

olalerey: So wen wil u eat am

make u.i offer us adm first,then u go knw sey i shaye pass u....na to dey tour d whole buka and beer parlour wey dey ibadan.

cleverj01: Its sunny here in Abj!

oh!...i almost forgot u live in a modernized desert.

Akby: *cyclops things*.... Fire of life

me:hello 911
receiver:yes....hw can we help u?
Me:yes...i'll like to report a murder.A dude jst killed my vibe.

Akby: Peeping things

#PokeHisEyes

olalerey: Definitely i had , i done remain ur own 2 o#lol

naxo

Mikebis: den JESUS says nd i coat"love ya naibor as ur selve"ma fellw broda y u complaining

the bible said "love thy neigbhour as thyself" AND NOT "love thy neigbhour more than thyself"

cleverj01: Ahahahaha! Oluwasinzu plz dnt get me cracked up dis sunny afternoon! nw am convinced dat u'r d 1 responsible 4 all d likes on my post! #Cool though

i'm nt responsible 4 d likes o......me sef dey find person wey dey like ma posts.