Romance › A Neighbour Just Saved My Life by Messi1(op): 3:11pm On Sep 03, 2022 |
I dont know why momma likes coconut rice. She cook that shit at least 2wice a week and I hate it.
She cooked it this morning and refused to cook for me before going to sell her goods in the market. I prayed that God should block all customers from her so that she could learn her lesson.
The hunger ate me and I cant cook. While I was listening to Michael Jackson's Give In To Me, a woman called out at me "Victor!! Victor!!" I answered from my room, staggered out in hunger only to see her with a plate of food.
I hungrily descended on that food like a wounded lion.
Life no eazy o. |
Romance › Re: Men Are Becoming More Lonely Because Women Are Not Settling For Less (photos) by Messi1: 6:40am On Sep 03, 2022 |
BigCowHornn: My dear, leave all these idle boys and walk away. Na them sabi wetin dey sweet them for this forum
I'm taking a step back form this nonsense Be mindful of your word choices BigCowHornn. Why do you let girl blind your conscience of unbias judgement? She's indeed idle and you are afraid to tell her that. That stupid pig with no human sense kept bombarding my mentions even when I was offNL calling me satanist and u didn't call her idle or at least ask her to stop. But here u are calling me idle for explaining things in their clear terms. Obviously, you are her mentor because you went calling other people satanist. You just have to rob cold water on your head. |
Romance › Re: How Handsome Am I? (photo) by Messi1(op): 6:21am On Sep 03, 2022 |
Lvgirl: What the hell do you mean ? Are you having affair with her ?.omg fati2001 are you having affair with my son ? Omg Papa she's my wife. Cant you see her following me up and down? If I suspect foul play between two of una I go use 2-by-2 on you  |
Romance › Re: The Mod That Banned Me by Messi1: 7:11pm On Sep 02, 2022 |
Chaos14temp: Yes i am. ever since i learnt how to make fake email. its has been very interesting. but, how do you make your accounts? I create emails to create nl accnts. Dunno how fake emails work. |
Romance › Re: The Mod That Banned Me by Messi1: 7:03pm On Sep 02, 2022 |
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Romance › Re: Men Are Becoming More Lonely Because Women Are Not Settling For Less (photos) by Messi1: 6:58pm On Sep 02, 2022 |
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Romance › Re: How Handsome Am I? (photo) by Messi1(op): 6:56pm On Sep 02, 2022 |
Lvgirl: Son pls you can't afford to loose fati2001 surport. He is out to help us with your education. You are here posing as Oyinbo man. From red head lizard to red head man photo
Who does bright colours fascinate u so much Papa u mean say u no recognize me again? but my wife fati2001 knows it's me  |
Romance › Re: How Handsome Am I? (photo) by Messi1(op): 6:52pm On Sep 02, 2022 |
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Romance › Re: Men Are Becoming More Lonely Because Women Are Not Settling For Less (photos) by Messi1: 6:49pm On Sep 02, 2022 |
fati2001:
 No worry I will not hurt you. You are becoming fun to me u and Lvgirl  |
Romance › Re: Men Are Becoming More Lonely Because Women Are Not Settling For Less (photos) by Messi1: 5:33pm On Sep 02, 2022 |
Lvgirl: Dear fati2001. My son messi1 can't claim he is me. Yes he is my step son but I am very much alive. He can't claim to be me. He is not on my will. I will live till I am 120
My son Messi is very fraudulent. He was asked to change is name by the babalawo we consulted the other time . He did by using the moniker the greatest Now he is messing up again the girl u summon is a psycho like u  She thinks u are satanist. |
Romance › Re: Men Are Becoming More Lonely Because Women Are Not Settling For Less (photos) by Messi1: 5:25pm On Sep 02, 2022 |
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Romance › Re: Men Are Becoming More Lonely Because Women Are Not Settling For Less (photos) by Messi1: 5:22pm On Sep 02, 2022 |
fati2001:

OK
is that all?  That's the best I can tell you, so yea  PM me asap! |
Romance › Re: Men Are Becoming More Lonely Because Women Are Not Settling For Less (photos) by Messi1: 3:03pm On Sep 02, 2022 |
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Romance › How Handsome Am I? (photo) by Messi1(op): 3:01pm On Sep 02, 2022 |
Pls rate me with any of A B C D E or F.
Am I that handsome?
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Romance › Re: Welcome Me I'm A New Member by Messi1: 2:46pm On Sep 02, 2022 |
EmiDon11: Messi1
Dem don release ur monikers? Baba them don release them. See chaos14 o. |
Romance › Re: Welcome Me I'm A New Member by Messi1: 2:44pm On Sep 02, 2022 |
Peace14: I knew you were beebah2000 messi1 i sight you
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Romance › Re: Welcome Me I'm A New Member by Messi1: 2:43pm On Sep 02, 2022 |
EmiDon11: i know it,
I know say person don email am
Nairaland males no dey take eye see F on a moniker.
once dem see am, dem don dey email am.
chaii nairaland guys, who do una this thing......
All the female monikers wey i get, na so email full am
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Romance › Re: Men Are Becoming More Lonely Because Women Are Not Settling For Less (photos) by Messi1: 2:20pm On Sep 02, 2022 |
fati2001: Either you or your friend is satanist .
There's nothing like satanist on NL. You can fool others but you can't fool me. I remember you made a statement with the messi1 moniker " Why is it that this only occurs when messi1 is not available" .
you think I don't know who was behind Ilvgirl's account? or EbenezerTriumph Keep taming and deceiving urself. How has that question got to do with satanist? Lvgirl is me and then I joined my hands with urs to fight me? Remember when u said satanist bursted my number, were u drunk then? Now u can see how dumb u are, right? I'm just waiting for someone to open thread about any of my monikas like lvgirl did, na there u go see vawulence. |
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Romance › Re: I Lose Interest When A Lady Tells Me 'I Love You', Am I Normal? by Messi1: 8:15am On Aug 15, 2022 |
You are not normal..infact you will never be normal.Just drink sniper to end the shit. |
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Nairaland General › Re: I Am Here For A War by Messi1: 9:28pm On Aug 14, 2022 |
Lvgirl: Hmm this boy I am Ur mama boyfriend. The respect due to Ur late father is also due to me. Yes I am Ur step father My son my son obey me Ur mama sabi suck dick ooooo I can feel the frustration behind this comment  Your tears is my joy.You actually didnt have the vibes, words construction, emotional/psychological capacity and the intelligence to throw tantrum at me, no wonder u focus on pussy: typical lunacy  |
Nairaland General › Re: I Am Here For A War by Messi1: 7:55pm On Aug 14, 2022 |
pleboi: @stillwhites you're just an underage little boy coming here to rant rubbish up and down hiding behind your screen... Don't take this attitude into real life bastard if you want to live a long life If u are not portraying ur dad as a bastard, post ur contact.Idiot and worthless animal. |
Nairaland General › Re: I Am Here For A War by Messi1: 7:51pm On Aug 14, 2022 |
pleboi: Lol @Stillwhites .. That's all you can do pussyboy.. Rant up and down on the internet...if e sure for you drop location.. Shey you position Abj abi...on God your mama gon have a reason to weep today Look at this half-wifted animal.I saw u viewing, i dare ur miserable life to comment. |
Nairaland General › Re: I Am Here For A War by Messi1: 7:45pm On Aug 14, 2022 |
Lvgirl: No joor I like the sound Ur mama makes ...uya uya uya wow I love her big labia That's where u cane from right ? I will destroy Ur entrance I will do anal too Mama will love it Pls take me to mama And pls tell ur mama to stop running into my room in the absence of ur papa.I don pursue the olosho ugly woman tire.she stinks too much; like shit  Abeg come carry her go coz she dey my room now. |
Nairaland General › Re: I Am Here For A War by Messi1: 7:41pm On Aug 14, 2022 |
Lvgirl: Me and Ur Dad can do party ....is Ur mom a bisexual ? If yes Ur sister can join us
You just have to leave us alone this time around No disturb us ooooo Yes, u can party with my dad's courpse  But make sure to send me ur mama, sisters, cousins, aunties even ur grandmother, i can fhuck the old bitch.u can leave ur dirty dad out of the list, iam not a gay. |
Nairaland General › Re: I Am Here For A War by Messi1: 7:36pm On Aug 14, 2022 |
pleboi: Lol @Stillwhites .. That's all you can do pussyboy.. Rant up and down on the internet...if e sure for you drop location.. Shey you position Abj abi...on God your mama gon have a reason to weep today Coming from a lame-brained mentally deranged animal. As if u can actually do anything.I live in Mile Six,Jalingo, Taraba.If them born ur mama well, drop number make i call u.Pathetic idiot! |
Nairaland General › Re: I Am Here For A War by Messi1: 7:17pm On Aug 14, 2022 |
Lvgirl: No my friend....that is not true Na Ur mama anus I want analyse Take me to my sugar mummy this boy Pls na ....I will pay her bride price okay Oga analyst, have u finish analyzing ur mama anus? I believe ur mama was a worthless wh0re, reason why ur papa didnt pay her bride price. |
Nairaland General › Re: I Am Here For A War by Messi1: 7:08pm On Aug 14, 2022 |
Lvgirl: No joor I like the sound Ur mama makes ...uya uya uya wow I love her big labia That's where u cane from right ? I will destroy Ur entrance I will do anal too Mama will love it Pls take me to mama Actually, i understand where u are coming from  U destroyed ur mama anus and u want to come for mine? I dont have a mother, iam from hell. Ur mom is my slave and u are my mom's slave if i have one  If the two should taken to the market as potential slaves, i don't know who buyers will rush  |