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RomanceA Neighbour Just Saved My Life by Messi1(op): 3:11pm On Sep 03, 2022
I dont know why momma likes coconut rice. She cook that shit at least 2wice a week and I hate it.

She cooked it this morning and refused to cook for me before going to sell her goods in the market. I prayed that God should block all customers from her so that she could learn her lesson.

The hunger ate me and I cant cook. While I was listening to Michael Jackson's Give In To Me, a woman called out at me "Victor!! Victor!!" I answered from my room, staggered out in hunger only to see her with a plate of food.

I hungrily descended on that food like a wounded lion.

Life no eazy o.
RomanceRe: Men Are Becoming More Lonely Because Women Are Not Settling For Less (photos) by Messi1: 6:40am On Sep 03, 2022
BigCowHornn:
My dear, leave all these idle boys and walk away.
Na them sabi wetin dey sweet them for this forum

I'm taking a step back form this nonsense
Be mindful of your word choices BigCowHornn. Why do you let girl blind your conscience of unbias judgement? She's indeed idle and you are afraid to tell her that. That stupid pig with no human sense kept bombarding my mentions even when I was offNL calling me satanist and u didn't call her idle or at least ask her to stop. But here u are calling me idle for explaining things in their clear terms. Obviously, you are her mentor because you went calling other people satanist. You just have to rob cold water on your head.
RomanceRe: How Handsome Am I? (photo) by Messi1(op): 6:21am On Sep 03, 2022
Lvgirl:
What the hell do you mean ? Are you having affair with her ?.omg fati2001 are you having affair with my son ?
Omg
Papa she's my wife. Cant you see her following me up and down? If I suspect foul play between two of una I go use 2-by-2 on yougrin
RomanceRe: The Mod That Banned Me by Messi1: 7:11pm On Sep 02, 2022
Chaos14temp:
Yes i am. ever since i learnt how to make fake email. its has been very interesting. but, how do you make your accounts?
I create emails to create nl accnts. Dunno how fake emails work.
RomanceRe: The Mod That Banned Me by Messi1: 7:03pm On Sep 02, 2022
Chaos14temp:
Of course
But accept you are peace14grin
RomanceRe: Men Are Becoming More Lonely Because Women Are Not Settling For Less (photos) by Messi1: 6:58pm On Sep 02, 2022
fati2001:
angry
Feel free! just gimme a callgrin
RomanceRe: How Handsome Am I? (photo) by Messi1(op): 6:56pm On Sep 02, 2022
Lvgirl:
Son pls you can't afford to loose fati2001 surport. He is out to help us with your education.
You are here posing as Oyinbo man.
From red head lizard to red head man photo

Who does bright colours fascinate u so much
Papa u mean say u no recognize me again? but my wife fati2001 knows it's megrin
RomanceRe: How Handsome Am I? (photo) by Messi1(op): 6:52pm On Sep 02, 2022
fati2001:
Z +

Dear boy, please stop this nonsense.
lvgirl, I can't believe this. Look at what he's doing, playing around while we're suffering under the son to get money for his education.
gringringringrin Z + grin You wicked ahsweargrin Chai! you no do well for megrin But you are not my mama who sells pepper na.
RomanceRe: Men Are Becoming More Lonely Because Women Are Not Settling For Less (photos) by Messi1: 6:49pm On Sep 02, 2022
fati2001:
cool
No worry I will not hurt you. You are becoming fun to me u and Lvgirlgrin
RomanceRe: Men Are Becoming More Lonely Because Women Are Not Settling For Less (photos) by Messi1: 5:33pm On Sep 02, 2022
Lvgirl:
Dear fati2001. My son messi1 can't claim he is me. Yes he is my step son but I am very much alive. He can't claim to be me. He is not on my will.
I will live till I am 120

My son Messi is very fraudulent. He was asked to change is name by the babalawo we consulted the other time . He did by using the moniker the greatest
Now he is messing up again
the girl u summon is a psycho like ugrin She thinks u are satanist.
RomanceRe: Men Are Becoming More Lonely Because Women Are Not Settling For Less (photos) by Messi1: 5:25pm On Sep 02, 2022
paradiseVirgin:
I no be anybody minion oh! angry angry angry
Dd I say u are anybody's minion? huh! I said satanist was following u to make u his minion but u didnt give in.
RomanceRe: Men Are Becoming More Lonely Because Women Are Not Settling For Less (photos) by Messi1: 5:22pm On Sep 02, 2022
fati2001:
tongue



OK
is that all? cheesy
That's the best I can tell you, so yeacheesy PM me asap!
RomanceRe: Men Are Becoming More Lonely Because Women Are Not Settling For Less (photos) by Messi1: 3:03pm On Sep 02, 2022
fati2001:
Why are you exposing yourself? cheesy Many thought that that was satanist whereas it was you..
CC. bigcowhorn hope you're seeing the theoriesgrin
sweetheart u are dumbgrin

RomanceHow Handsome Am I? (photo) by Messi1(op): 3:01pm On Sep 02, 2022
Pls rate me with any of A B C D E or F.
Am I that handsome?

RomanceRe: Welcome Me I'm A New Member by Messi1: 2:46pm On Sep 02, 2022
EmiDon11:
Messi1 Dem don release ur monikers?
Baba them don release them. See chaos14 o.
RomanceRe: Welcome Me I'm A New Member by Messi1: 2:44pm On Sep 02, 2022
Peace14:
I knew you were beebah2000 messi1 i sight you

RomanceRe: Welcome Me I'm A New Member by Messi1: 2:43pm On Sep 02, 2022
EmiDon11:
i know it,
I know say person don email am
Nairaland males no dey take eye see F on a moniker.
once dem see am, dem don dey email am.
chaii nairaland guys, who do una this thing......
All the female monikers wey i get, na so email full am

RomanceRe: Men Are Becoming More Lonely Because Women Are Not Settling For Less (photos) by Messi1: 2:20pm On Sep 02, 2022
fati2001:
Either you or your friend is satanist .

There's nothing like satanist on NL. You can fool others but you can't fool me.
I remember you made a statement with the messi1 moniker " Why is it that this only occurs when messi1 is not available" .

you think I don't know who was behind Ilvgirl's account? or EbenezerTriumph
Keep taming and deceiving urself. How has that question got to do with satanist? Lvgirl is me and then I joined my hands with urs to fight me? Remember when u said satanist bursted my number, were u drunk then? Now u can see how dumb u are, right? I'm just waiting for someone to open thread about any of my monikas like lvgirl did, na there u go see vawulence.
RomanceRe: I Lose Interest When A Lady Tells Me 'I Love You', Am I Normal? by Messi1: 8:15am On Aug 15, 2022
You are not normal..infact you will never be normal.Just drink sniper to end the shit.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Am Here For A War by Messi1: 9:28pm On Aug 14, 2022
Lvgirl:
Hmm this boy I am Ur mama boyfriend.
The respect due to Ur late father is also due to me.
Yes I am Ur step father
My son my son obey me
Ur mama sabi suck dick ooooo
I can feel the frustration behind this commentgrin Your tears is my joy.You actually didnt have the vibes, words construction, emotional/psychological capacity and the intelligence to throw tantrum at me, no wonder u focus on pussy: typical lunacygrin
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Am Here For A War by Messi1: 7:55pm On Aug 14, 2022
pleboi:
@stillwhites you're just an underage little boy coming here to rant rubbish up and down hiding behind your screen... Don't take this attitude into real life bastard if you want to live a long life
If u are not portraying ur dad as a bastard, post ur contact.Idiot and worthless animal.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Am Here For A War by Messi1: 7:51pm On Aug 14, 2022
pleboi:
Lol @Stillwhites .. That's all you can do pussyboy.. Rant up and down on the internet...if e sure for you drop location.. Shey you position Abj abi...on God your mama gon have a reason to weep today
Look at this half-wifted animal.I saw u viewing, i dare ur miserable life to comment.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Am Here For A War by Messi1: 7:45pm On Aug 14, 2022
Lvgirl:
No joor I like the sound Ur mama makes ...uya uya uya wow I love her big labia
That's where u cane from right ?
I will destroy Ur entrance
I will do anal too
Mama will love it
Pls take me to mama
And pls tell ur mama to stop running into my room in the absence of ur papa.I don pursue the olosho ugly woman tire.she stinks too much; like shitgrin Abeg come carry her go coz she dey my room now.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Am Here For A War by Messi1: 7:41pm On Aug 14, 2022
Lvgirl:
Me and Ur Dad can do party ....is Ur mom a bisexual ? If yes Ur sister can join us



You just have to leave us alone this time around
No disturb us ooooo
Yes, u can party with my dad's courpsegrin But make sure to send me ur mama, sisters, cousins, aunties even ur grandmother, i can fhuck the old bitch.u can leave ur dirty dad out of the list, iam not a gay.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Am Here For A War by Messi1: 7:36pm On Aug 14, 2022
pleboi:
Lol @Stillwhites .. That's all you can do pussyboy.. Rant up and down on the internet...if e sure for you drop location.. Shey you position Abj abi...on God your mama gon have a reason to weep today
Coming from a lame-brained mentally deranged animal. As if u can actually do anything.I live in Mile Six,Jalingo, Taraba.If them born ur mama well, drop number make i call u.Pathetic idiot!
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Am Here For A War by Messi1: 7:17pm On Aug 14, 2022
Lvgirl:
No my friend....that is not true
Na Ur mama anus I want analyse
Take me to my sugar mummy this boy
Pls na ....I will pay her bride price okay
Oga analyst, have u finish analyzing ur mama anus? I believe ur mama was a worthless wh0re, reason why ur papa didnt pay her bride price.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Am Here For A War by Messi1: 7:08pm On Aug 14, 2022
Lvgirl:
No joor I like the sound Ur mama makes ...uya uya uya wow I love her big labia
That's where u cane from right ?
I will destroy Ur entrance
I will do anal too
Mama will love it
Pls take me to mama
Actually, i understand where u are coming fromgrin U destroyed ur mama anus and u want to come for mine? I dont have a mother, iam from hell.
Ur mom is my slave and u are my mom's slave if i have onegrin If the two should taken to the market as potential slaves, i don't know who buyers will rushgrin

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