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Ever since my girl fell in love with me, she's been texting me love messages every morning and night. Is that a sign that she's so much into me?

BeanmanX:
Na one midnight newspaper and attention seeker she be for this forum..

Maybe she don't know us, satanist can help explaine to her.

BeanmanX:
Mercychen the chronic attention seeker,,,take ur time!

If u mess with me u go collect wotoporiously and make u no let me call my comrades on u...

Cc: Chaos14,,, stillwhites,,, Messi1

Who be that mercychen of a thing?

Idiots

PO is certain to lost. Reno is a stupid nuisance.

thebosstrevor1:
Ok but it works

If you wanna catch fish, you can get your boat and your net

I'm not mkpurmiri

See as him dey like akpu

Local seaport made for fishes

Chaos14:
So you de contemplate this then you turn am to fake story werey

baba this thing u post na for me?

EtinosaDLaw:
Root of your matter? You sure say nor be you rape your mama like so?

Whaaaat?!! Similar story but different approaches. I can't do that. I'm 19 not 28.

News has been circulating in my area since yesterday that a 28-yr-old guy in a neighbouring town raped his step-mother out of anger. According to the news, he raped her to avenge the ill-treatment she unleashed on him when he was young.



The accused is in the police custody as they commence investigation to get to the root of the matter.

Rozross:
Is it only them that have genes?

What I'm saying is, it may be genetic.

NL men hold a different view of women and their perception about women is negative?


It's not like that on facebook, twitter and other social media platform. So why is it so on NL?

EmptyGarden:
But they still don’t go about buying giant cucumbers and any phallus shaped object they could find…

Ah!!! Who does that then?

Rozross:
It’s because they are not interested in the progress of the country, so they think more about sex and not solutions to challenges.

I think this has alot to do with their gene.

Francisanointed:
Cheating is a nature in human . To remove or eradicate that nature,one must be born again and desire the word of God daily

How do you mean cheating is a nature?

This morning I was entertaining myself with Michael Jackson's Give In To Me when momma sent me to my step-mother's house.


On arrival I was listening to Bob Marley's Iron Lion Zion. I received one of the greatest shock of my life: my step-mom smiled at me for the first time since I was born. She asked "Victor, were you and music born by the same parents?"

Another shocker was that my 17-yr-old step-sis hung her hand round my neck and spoke to me in a soft manner.


After taking what I was sent to pick, she was seeing me off, but we spent morethan an hour discussing. She jokingly pulled my dreadlocks and said "I love this" in our local dialect.



Honestly Victor is still in shock!!!

Nwatachoba1:
U get time to dey reply senseless comments

Besides what's wrong giving ur old classmates job to do? What's wrong helping ur classmates out?. If I have someone selling or doing something I need, why won't I patronize so h person? So I should give it to another person knowing fully well my friend or what have you, is doing same thing

Fine. There's nothing wrong so she should stop crying.

Rema14:
Victor you de fvck ear? Wetin lvgirl go say

Why you dey summon my papa with style?

Thonia69:
In your dreams obviously.

Thonia yo dey so?

Samat12:
Everytime ur girlfriend this .your girlfriend that. una be Bollywood?
That's una problem though.
My own problem now is just who will help me with a soft loan of just 20k to repair my Keke.
I will pay back with interest in two months time.
I'm not a scammer. Just a legit hustler going through some rough times in his hustle.
Remember we rise by lifting others peeps.

Hmmm my brother you wont understand.

Can someone help me? Pls I desperately need help!!! I've tried all I could but she stood her ground.

My girlfriend is threatening to commit sucide if we will not take a blood covenant with each other.



How can I talk to her to understand?

Congrats!!! I have two tracks, but I keep my music career aside to finish university first.

blinking001:
Don't grant her that wish else she'll take you for granted. Maintain frame. Trust fund babies are the best.

Thanks. I will take this advice. After my case in the Civil Defence Office today, I came back home just to see her sleeping in my bed. She woke up and started shedding tears..I asked her and she replied "I'm insecured without a blood covenant with you". I muted her. We are too young.. 19-18.

blinking001:
Yea...i call them 'trust fund babies' they are the best out there provided you don't lose frame. They are the only class of women worthy of my time. I have zero tolerance policy for:

Street girls
Girls from humble family backgrounds
Working class women
Feminists
Hardworking women who sell clothes, shoes, etc

Trust fund babies (women) are just too adorable to be with. You worry less because they aren't problematic in anyway. They are kind hearted, easy to forgive and are all round agreeable. They spend alot too on their men too.
My people the benefits are enormous.

You neil it! My Rosa forgives me no matter what i do.The only problem between us is that she's insisting on a blood covenant.

Winning the attention of ladies from wealthy family isn't easy if you are not in the same class with them.


My girlfriend is from a wealthy family. Her father was a Visa Officer (VO) and he owns plazas and runs two different companies. Her mother is a Medical Doctor working with the Federal Government of Nigeria.



Money is not her problem..she has never demanded for money from me. She gives me whatever I need and help me alot.

Wuppdex:
Part of the problem being discussed, money worshipper syndrom, the only quality description you can give about your girlfriend is she's from a wealthy family and who her father is or was, sad indeed. You are dating her status i guess.

We love each other so much. Despite the fact that I'm from a poor family, she sticks with me.

tradepunter:
baba its very important oo.... naija no be for weak people

I just came back from the station. The guy's parents paid 15k and begged that they can't afford 20k. The officer asked if I was okay with it, I said yes. They paid the 15k cash then I gave 5k to the officers. Now the 10k is with me. The guy was released. Omo, like say no be the joe wey I always know.

Chaos14:
Handsome ko handplenty ni. I think have seen your real pics before. You look like your cousin a little bit.

You have never and will never see my real pic untill the day you meet me offNL. Only a pastor we met in the Health section have seen me. All those ladies and women we met offNL, none of them have seen me.

Chaos14:
in your words "was". Are you sure? Okay. But, the girl doesn't know you have been toasting other girls cus of dreads

Yea, was because he is not working again. I dont toast girls because of my dreadlocks. However, they fall for me coz I'm handsome. She almost found out I was interested in another girl.

SenecaTheYonger:
Good thing you got him arrested. Leave him in there for 6 months. Get a good lawyer if you have money. He will know some people also have craze in them. Some useless imbeciIes trying to use you to pour out their frustration, as if it's only them the economy is hitting.

I Will be going to the Civil Defence office today where the guy's parents will pay the N20, 000 to me.