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dvdon: Who is Next?

....Do you really wanna know? Well it might be you. STUPID question

...Haaaaaa nkan beeeeee.

Make dem no try that nonsense ooo.

Wow......cant believe it. Its been long i av bn chasing dis spot.

I shake my head wenever people dont believe some stories. I av seen something like dis b4. Some years back wen i was still in d university, i came home one weekend only for me to see a new gardener in our house. Oh boi d kind grammar and phonetics dis guy deh speak ehn even people weh don live for yankee for decades no fit get dis guy fluent ascent. I had to ask my dad how come and he told me that he was deported like 5years ago and he had nothing else to do. So just because person deh deported doesnt mean he'll quickly get a gud job o. Where job deh sef for naija?

Na wah o. Everybody deh form familiarity say my friend call dis my friend call dat. Abeg make una stop all dis bullshit. Stop spreading unconfirmed news

A friend just told me too. Decided to come to nairaland to confirm...I doubt it though

honeric01: I don't mind as long as it's with your mild palm and you're ready to pet me afterward.



How ya doing? i am not in anyway related to methodman, so no need plotting anything

...See as una don deh use my joke.

In the office....rain sef don deh spoil the day

Shugamania: yes.. I will pet u with another slap.


Hehehehe.. U don wise..

before nko...lol

honeric01: Hehe, i know you're still going to do the same thing again. (its a matter of time)

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honeric01: Meaning, if dem no take care, i fit scatter their properties too if dem leave me inside house comot?

Abi o...sebi na properties me lose, what if na life or make she set the whole house ablaze?

Shugamania: Nope...if she slaps u, turn the other cheek and try harder



i see dem o.. U should be glad ur thread is 'connecting people'.

I am happy anyway just dont want people to fall victim again. Shine una eyes o

Shugamania: Hmmm..
Eric n mondi..

You sef see dem

oluwadare26: Apart 4rm their clash, he can never enter that team i.e first eleven, i dont c him benching moses, ideye and emenike and i knw he cant sit on d bench coz of his arrogance.. I know if Nigeria were to lose out at d group stage he would av been saying rubbish! No b only Confederation Cup he go play, he go play Continental Cup gan...

...Mr man go and sit down jare. To me ehn, against all odss, he is still one of the best we have. Just because he lost the battle doesnt mean he'll lose the war. We all make mistakes. Give him another chance.

i thought they've separated.

honeric01: It's okay bro, maybe you need to check your style, i know fun is good and the urge to have fun pushes us into making mistakes, maybe you should reduce how you rope with random girls, knowing someone on your former street is not enough to have left her in your apartment. it's dangerous, what if she blackmailed you or burnt down the apartment?

Maybe you should tone down on the "girls" things and get one loyal one, read out your preferences to her and listen to her own too, then arrive at a midpoint.

As for this other one, just ignore her and use her case as a lesson for the future. as long as she's not bothering you again, but if she's still bothering you. meet on her at a neutral place, talk sense into her and if she tries to take it further, threaten her with arrest.

...You are very correct bro. She actually apologised and then confessed that she was already in love with me. I have forgiven her. I learned the hard and funny way anyway.

honeric01: Sorry, i don't play to the gallery and you not liking me, how is this my problem even though you don't know me in person? too bad i say things the way they are and sorry, i was never on any "football betting threads". (don't mix me up). my judgments are conditional, meaning i don't conclude, i give room for corrections, so what exactly should i work on?

. Well nobody is perfect. No one is above mistakes. I know i made mistakes and i believe u also do too. We are all human. I am not taking it personal with you.

honeric01: nada



my comment is for the op, not you.

...seriously honeric01, i have known u since (Forex trading and football betting threads) and believe me i never for once liked you. U are more of a cynic. Your judgements are conditional. U need to work on it bro.

ladunsky: Gawd forbid.... I wont descend so low to wasting my time when i knew the consequences... When i have flings i walk in unemotional n walk out unemotional.. Do not have the time to cool.. It just shows to go dat u weren't rolling with matured minds.... Lol... buh m sure uv sharpened up.. Lol

. Well u can say that again.

Lolaabokoku: u don see mugu

I dont understand you madam

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Lmao...but she is a stunning lady why didn't u date her kikikiki[/quote]...I deh fear am na ni jare. Must every meeting and escapades lead to dating?

born2fuck: You go Bleep person for her area, she carry body come give you for everlasting Bleep, you wan run away, Na Palava U go see

. Na serious palava o. I tire o my brother.

Shugamania: Op, u know whether they don show am for dream say na u be her husband?
How she go take leave u nah?

..Na so i see am o. But seriously why are some ladies like dat?

ladunsky: pray well n recieve consent from Jah before u go sticking that stick of yours in a lady...lol.. U wan chop kitten... Lol... Youthful exuberance ... Smh

...Youthful exuberance. Lie say u never do such before. Make una no deh form spirikoko. No one is a saint in dis world. It is already written in Romans 3:10

funny though i thought i was d only person going thru dis ridiculus sms charges. Like d poster clearly stated, N760 was debited from my Savings act with GTB and den another N350 from current act. This charges are getting too high haba.

@sexkillz...Pls kindly unban Nnekagirl. Na beg i deh beg o.

jmoore: smh,My lifestyle is no to premarital sex.

.Make una deh form Bros J.

NnekaGirl: I need to see the fcbk message so that I can believe buahahahahah

...Will look for a way to show u d chat.

jmoore: which lesson? If you can't control your manhood till you marry then be ready for more lessons.

..My brother if a lady call u make u come over to her side, no form Bros J here. U go pick race go dere. U even fit no put on shorts sef. No form spirikoko here jare.

NnekaGirl: So he just fuuuck and leave? Is it public? When he travelled to her city and let her come in his place without setting all the rules ,what was he thinking? ?yes the girl is a bit crazy but I am going the op coz he knew what he was doing.nothing is free in this world.

...Madam we all know dat almost all things in life are free. Dis is more like a mutual consent. No string attached. I am not trying to be a saint here but she actually wanted to force herself on me. Even wen she came to see me in Lagos, i didnt even touch her because i knew she was gonna use dat as an excuse. Its just a pity i cant show u our chat on facebook at least dat wud av bn an evidence. It was a mutual agreement.