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Baslone...i will like to email you. Kindly get back to me pls. Thanks

methodman: Feb 8. i can be reached on info@shebayhost.com or sms 08060509476.

Still no birthday mate on nairaland?

He promised to be with us and never to leave us comfortless. That was a narrow escape. I had a similar experience some years back. On my way from a program, i met dis dare devil armed robbers. While pointing the gun and den robbing us immediately dey got to my turn, one of them was like ' Make we free dis guy....he looks so gentle and calm.' Dey later gave us back our mobile phones and den told us to run without looking back. Come see race. I know it might not be that scary but the fact that a gun was pointed at us is something someone shudnt pray for. Its a 50/50 thing.

Hello house...i will love to meet any nairalander that resides in Ajah or Lekki. I just moved in last month and will love to hook up with new friends.

[quote author=Okija_juju]Yes o!!

Breakfast - Lipton (10 naira) or sachet coffee (20 naira), Sugar (20 Naira will last you for 2 days). milk (30 - 50 naira for Cowbell).. No bread.

Lunch - Mama Put of 200 naira - 300 naira can work miracles!!

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Dinner - Buy fried Yam (10 naira a piece) comes with source. Fried fish costs 50 naira. Sometimes you substitute the fish for more yams. You can tweak this dinner to include Potatoes and plantain as well..


All dishes are served with a *10 Naira sachet of 'pure' water.


This estimate was done based on my NYSC experience in Calabar where my House rent (1 bedroom self contained) was 150,000 naira per year.. I had to pay for communal generator at 5 thousand Naira per month. No water or Light bills.

NYSC Allowee = 9500 Naira.
Place of Primary Assignment Salary = 15,000 Naira.

[/quote]....You are very funny

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...Followed ur pick

Demdem: Welldone Retardeen.

...You are a COW for this statement.

Na dis kind plane MTN wan dash one lucky winner. Hmm make i win am first i go paint my whole town red. If i wan go buy recharge card na to fly my airplane o.......lol

Policewoman: Funny Government. So Flunitrazepam was designed originally for rape abi? Ok. So what of other drugs in the same class like Bromazepam (Lexotan), Diazepam (Valium), Lorazepam (Ativan), Nitrazepam (Mogadon) e.t.c. What of people who use Chloroform to drug people before kidnapping them? What of local and general anaesthetics used in hospitals for surgeries (e.g Lignocaine, Ketamine, Halothane, ether, Nitrous oxide e.t.c). What i'm getting at is, banning this drug is mere sweeping the problem under the carpet as d criminals have other alternate drugs to use. The right thing to do is to strongly regulate these drugs as is done in U.S and U.K and other developed countries. Our drug distribution channel in Nigeria is so chaotic that one can easily lay his or her hands on these drugs, which should not be. Let the health minister work on reviewing the laws on drug use regulation by placing such drugs only in d custody of qualifed and registered pharmacies. That will make it easier to track incase it gets out. Don't ban drugs like that because some criminal used it because u may just be denying those patients who actually need it and for whom d drugs were designed for initially.

...U get PhD for Medicine ni.....See as u just deh name dem deh go.

who wants to meet me? I stay in Ajah

breathing: What makes you disagress with number 11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ?

....You are indeed funny.

Sogo10: oddy,wen u go change.i am not funke.am only telling u dat escadah is funke adesipe.

...Funny sha...see my hommies on nairaland. Oddy how u deh na. Abeg dont u think we shud all come together and do something tangible to honour Madam?

Jayfizz: Yeah and I was also in B4up..

Wow.....Also in B4up Angle 15. Abeg wetin be ur name?

Jayfizz: I never knew there where a lot of ex mays on nairaland.s/n 12695 keeping it real...

....Dat means u be 2003 set. Mine is 12714. Shebay...

Our Motto will always be Self Reliance. We will surely keep the torch Aloft. U will be missed. Obirin Ogun. Shebay...S/N:12714. B4up

banom: This one only yorubas are the judges on this show, i hope Awo syndrome will not take over greater part of the show. yorubas are tribalistic to their grave.

You are a COW for this statement.

jude33084: During τhe skype sex do Ɣ☺Ʊ wear condom

...Hahahahahaha....you too funny.

Omodunke19: he love to complaining

Gbagaun

elari: . . 9ra.bet. Noni!

I sent u a message. You are yet to reply me bro

CLIQBOY: Abeg wetin be our own..did he rape her?

Gbagaun....

ncpat: If you are looking for who to fund your LR,the rate is N167 and if you want to withdraw from your liberty the rate is N155 so which one are you saying cos it is known as BUY= N167 and SELL= N155

...i meant if anyone in the house wanna sell LR, i am willing to buy any amount at the rate of N155 per dollar.

I am willing to buy LR at the rate of N155 per dollar. Urgent funding.

I am going short on EU and EJ till next week. Cheers

afam4eva: The wife-to-be actually thought this man was God-fearing...It's obvious he's not because God-fering men buy cars for their wives

....I know where you are going to bro...You too funny abeg dont let them tackle you oooo.

All na strategy.

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yam: first step to failure looking for a biz to do as a graduate.

the biz to do as a graduate is to practice wat u read in school,lol.

.....You are totally wrong sir

semid4lyfe: Me thinks I prefer the smartphones the stage they're at now

Thankfully, I won't live to see it all these. . .if it's indeed true and gonna happen

...Are you already dat old?

semid4lyfe: Me thinks I prefer the smartphones the stage they're at now

Thankfully, I won't live to see it all these. . .if it's indeed true and gonna happen

Are u already going gradually?